#im keeping it tho

[ranboard]

heyyyyyyyyy could u do another cBeeduo board 😊

heeeeyyy could you get a life

[thesillychro]

I genuinely keep forgetting about my header image banner whatever thingy I feel bad for anyone who has to open my stupid fucking profile and see this

[potatoqueenpal]

Please ignore whatever the fuck that was. I got back from family dinner. Wanted to make a funny post. And fell asleep.

For the love of God I don't know what that was.

[w1tchcr4ftt]

Alright who is Gloopert and are there any fun facts about them?

YIPPEE

Gloopert is a slimy creature made primarily of like that glowstick fluid, melted sour apple candy, and some weird offbrand nickelodeon slime! He spawns in the the tumblr ballpit if you open toothettes cage! He gets off at the aquarium level, floppy shoppy, slide for admin, and a 1-2 others (i gotta remember them all) nobody knows where gloopys from... and if they do they certainly wont talk about it

Some fun facts! He befriended toothette, thats why he stays with her in her cage. He eats glowsticks as the provide hum nutritional value, and he especially likes talking to people even if they wont talk to him!

Theres so much more lore I can go much deeper

[bones-of-rabbit]

feed your partner a salamander

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[wingsofahoneybee]

drew this while actively being bullied about my taste in comics

[hai-nae]

hey i finished it, and here's a tiny preview from one of the things that got (rightfully) flagged from like an hour ago. that is the fastest customer service ive ever received here, my post got flagged in under 5 minutes and my appeal got denied in under 30 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all those spicy wips will have to be clipped way heavier and then posted on twitter ig 😂

how am i supposed to sleep knowing tumblr lets p*rn bots fly by, but my censored shit gets struck by lightening like zeus himself was waitin for my dumbass head to poke outta my burrow.

i cant stop giggling, this site is truly a mess 😂😂😂 edit; forgot i can edit, here's the twt link https://twitter.com/definedead1/status/1805276961347960996

[hinamie]

playing around w slightly different hair renders

[koipepo]

That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...

Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)

[saffron-gold-stardust]

A duo of star boys :3

[bunnieswithknives]

Fop redesigns for funsies but also bcs I saw some star heel boots and had to put Dale in them immediately.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Ok, for me, Erik is the one who does the housework.

Imagine him wearing a chef's apron (strictly magenta), rubber gloves for washing dishes and a headband to hold up his magnificent hair.

domestic erik save me.......

[dahlia-molinas]

my new lizzie bennet icon was such a mistake because now i keep wanting to rewatch pride & prejudice (2005)

[choccy-milky]

✨ pokémon AU! 🔴✨ clora is mainly fairy & psychic (bc shes sweet but also smart) whereas seb trends towards fire/dark (even tho i only ended up giving him 1 dark pokemon...shhh) i originally gave him a houndour, bc dark + guard dog was such a perfect combo for him, but arcanine ALSO suits him and is way cuter so i had to go with that 🥹 and i had to fit in a raven and a snake pokemon somewhere bc...cmon🥰 BAHAHA

TYSM to the anon who inspired this!! it was so much fun