#im just kidding haha.. unless? 👀

[christinafaaaye]

phwedding phring reveal at the end of tour?

🤭🤭🤭

[wingwounds]

damn my wrist hurts . can you get carpal tunnel from getting off too much

[thesewickedwonders]

I have 10 hours left on this drive 😩

Send me nudes so I don't die of boredom maybe 👉🏼👈🏼

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

funny things ace has done/said that makes me think he might genuinely have feelings for the player character

flirts but then says it's a joke. literally goes "haha jk. unless? 👀"

suggested sharing a bed Twice

"i don't have time for dating when i have to worry about you" SIR????

"i didn't think i'd be into your type, but maybe i was wrong. just kidding! or am i?" I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

immediate first reaction to seeing yuu in danger is to protect them

legitimately worries about yuu when they're not around

gets defensive when yuu is insulted

hated the idea of having to abandon yuu to save himself during the playful land event, wanting to stick with them even when everyone was in active danger

is, to my knowledge, one of the Very few people who actually has yuu's phone number (im pretty sure he's the only one that actually asked for yuu's number?? malleus cmon step it up /j)

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED I WAS?!" him literally every time yuu was in danger but is saved by someone else and wasn't the one to save them

his first response to getting an SOS from yuu was to drop everything and run to them instead of letting anyone else know (bro probably didn't even explain what was going on to his family 😭)

[purrvaire]

guess who's going to London next month?? but of course your girl here!!! YAY!!!!!

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Im surprised there's no lethal company x reader stuff yet-

Imma have to be the first

Haha just kidding.........unless? 👀👀👀

[celestie0]

i’m kind of obsessed with kickoff reader. i wanna know more about her. aside from films, what are her hobbies? does she bake? does she like to cook? what inspired her to pursue film? did she used to make silly little films when she was younger? (and if yes, is it uploaded to an obscure corner of youtube where only Gojo can find one fateful night and never stopped making fun of her for it?)

- maybe i am kickoff Gojo

omg 👁️ kickoff gojo what r u doin here…u r not alowed out of ur cage go back to google docs

thanks for being interested in readerrr :””) oof aside from films n the photog i think she is DEF a HUGE baker n tbh i can see her having a side hustle of being like a food content creator or something where she makes aesthetic baking vids bc she’s got that film background 😭 maybe she has a secret instagram accnt that’s actually very popular 👀…..but she’s too shy to share 🤣

i think she knows how to cook 🤔 she’s not like pro level chef or anything, but she isn’t surviving off instant ramen either haha. most days of the week she just pulls stuff together w whatever her n mina have in the fridge but then every other friday she’ll go all out n make pasta from scratch or sear some lobster or sumn hahah. she is perfectly mediocre at cooking. and although she is known to be a bit more tomboyish w her style, she loves to wear a cute apron every now n then (｡･ω･｡)

omg inspiration for film is a greaaatttt question!!! i kinda want to explore that in main storyline now!!! i think when she was younger, she was a bit more of a quiet kid and was always the english teachers’ fave student bc she was really emotionally intelligent n had great vocabulary and in general a great eye for art n literature, so that academic praise kinda got her into writing stories n watching films, she studied a lot of old hollywood classics n from there she became really interested in film as a whole. i think it became a form of expression for her, since she had kind of a whacky childhood (will uncover more of this in later chaps) i like to think before she applied to college, she wanted to be an english major n become an english teacher but she knew deep down that film was what she really wanted to do and even though her family was reluctant, she went ahead n applied as a film major anyway (btw utokyo is hard to get into for film bc they only have a few spots for their program which is one of the best in the nation so i think she did well for herself :) it’s also why she wants to get into utokyo’s film masters specifically!!)

PLS THE OLD SILLY FILMS IS 100% ACCURATE i mean she has her short films on youtube now n they’ve done decent w views but yea i can see her having older videos that are parodies or i imagine she made a horror film when she was in middle school n looking back on it now it’s so corny n not scary at all 💀🤣 gojo would 100% tease tf outta her for that HAHAHAHA

DAMN I WROTE AN ESSAY IM SORRY i just don’t get many questions ab reader so i indulged a little bit haha tysm bb for the ask!!! (🤨 unless u rly are kickoff gojo, then in that case GET BACK TO CH10 I NEEDTO FINISH EDITING YOU)

[guiltycorp]

thoughts on this current quest! ! CARIBERT SPOILERS

good thing that we got a specific answer as to 'where was Khaenri’ah located' 

LOVED the tidbit about Kaeya trying to run away to Sumeru as a kid — as nice as living in the winery might have been, little Kaeya was still sentimental enough to risk that newly gained safety just to reconnect with his roots, very sad and revealing

...also, his absence caused a ruckus and Crepus personally went and took him back, which means either that he truly cared about his sworn son ...or that he had a yet unknown goal for him 👀

more confirmation for Kaeya being a little bit too much into alcohol since he tried every kind of liquor the tavern offered and appears to have a high tolerance (day-drinking even though he must have known that a difficult conversation with the Traveler and Dain was incoming)

on that topic, tbh im not sure if his excuse (learning about Sumeru’s alcohol industry and leading trade negotiations) was supposed to be just that, a lie that he came up with, or if genshin writers are this bad at writing excuses for characters to be places... like I guess 'alcohol import regulations' could be something that the Knights would do, but when Snezhnayan merchants wanted to import their firewater they went straight to Diluc, and overall this doesn’t seem like a worthy task for the Acting Grandmaster’s right-hand man

...unless it was supposed to be a vacation that Jean sent him on, but why would she want him to miss Windblume?

also apparently Diluc won’t be in Windblume either, so maybe this is something they coordinated on, idk

but yeah no, most probably Kaeya just lied and specifically went to Sumeru to find out more about Alberichs

anyway, he is as avoidant as ever, getting the small bit of info he wanted and immediately bailing on mc and Dainsleif (who seems like the type to reveal important secrets without meaning to, so it probably would have served him better to pry a bit more) 

i would have enjoyed it if they actually started arguing haha but alas

don't have a lot of thoughts on Dainsleif himself, his reaction to Kaeya makes sense considering his grudge against the Abyss Order

i still think that Kaeya might have ties not only to the Abyss Order (which he only confirmed for himself now), but also to the Fatui (which he might have known about all along), but that's all just theories

overall i really like that Kaeya doesn't seem to know that much about lore stuff — this gives him an opportunity to learn about it alongside us and have to actually grapple with his duties to either Mond or Khaenri'ah rather than it all happening in the backstory somewhere

also since we are told that Kaeya is Chlothar’s descendant that must mean: 1) Caribert was rid of his hilichurl curse somehow and later procreated  2) unless Kaeya is Caribert lmao but that would be too much?.. 3) in either case Kaeya has some Mondstadt blood in him too since Caribert’s mother was from there, tying the whole ‘bloodline’ issues together neatly

otherwise, yeahh, the usual unfortunate writing choices...

gasp did you just empathize with a character who stands against the current status quo? well, let's spend looots of time proving how unreasonable they are.. 

like it's not even a good play on the standard story of cults preying on vulnerable ppl, but who cares at this point

i guess it’s somewhat interesting when compared to Kaeya’s dad writing which made it sound as if Alberichs took over the responsibility of ruling over the survivors as soon as Khaenri’ah’s royal line was incapacitated, while this quest makes it seem as if Chlothar Alberich lived on his own with his cursed son for a while before he founded the Abyss Order 

which also means that they weren’t officially recognized as regents by the nation? hmm

oh and we didn't even get to see what's under a hilichurl's mask :/

we did learn a bit more about Khaenri’ah as a country, specifically that they had some serious divide between the ‘true’ Khaenri’ah bloodline ppl, the nobility, and the commoners, but im guessing this just leads to ‘it deserved to get nuked bc it sucked’

the gravity thing was fun, i liked it in Elden Ring and i like it here hehe, hope there's more of it in the future

but the dungeon seemed pretty cheap overall, especially that same reused statue prop lol Also man, imagine how fun it would be if the twins actually switched places and we played as the evil one for a bit. It would make the dialogues so much more interesting...  Because yeah, the writers should really stop making so much of the story revolve around the mc when they still don’t have much of a personality or specific motivations. At least our sibling has a goal in mind.  But yeah, no. Anyway!!

[hylianengineer]

im sososo normal about your OC i am not scratching at the walls of my enclosure because i ran out of Owen&Cate fics to read. haha.

perhaps.... you would consider... posting more??? 👀

haha just kidding... unless?

(only if you want to!!! not trying to pressure you at all!!! i just. i know you already have more written so if you're waiting for someone to tell you how much they love them and encourage you to post more. this is that. huge cate and owen fan over here!!)

This is the best possible ask any writer could ever recieve and I am SO HAPPY that my bizarre little characters have resonated with you! The fact that someone besides me cares about a person I made up is so so weird and awesome!

I promise I will post more fic for you as soon as Real Life calms down and I have time for such things, hopefully tomorrow. Although I should probably warn you, a lot of what I have written about these two is not as fluffy as what's been posted so far - I do write dark stuff sometimes, but it will all be tagged accordingly of course.

To tide your over, a hint of what's to come: I have an entire AU whose premise is these characters meeting much sooner in their lives, as university students, and proceeding to become found family about it. Torchwood comes into the picture eventually, and so does Katie Russel - who also joins the found family and doesn't die like in canon (or at all. I hate killing characters and I'm too fond of her now). It's a weird polycule thing in which Owen and Katie are romantically in love and then everyone else is platonically/queerplatonically in a relationship with each other. It's kinda messy timeline wise but frankly I'm about to say fuck timelines and post chunks of it anyways.

Yes I did in fact get myself into a situation where there are two main characters named Cate and Katie, yes I regret this, but no there is nothing I can do about it now. It was very unintentional, as I never intended to write about Katie Russel - she just waltzed into my story and decided to stay. And the OC's name could not be changed at that point - it had stuck. Hopefully this does not come across as too weird/implausible/annoying, because it's out of my control.

Yes I know I'm the author and allegedly like god to my characters but look, sometimes they just do stuff and I have to write it down and yell things like "hey! You broke my plot!" while frantically restructuring the entire story around their shenanigans.

[redorich]

there's an ask that's been in my inbox long enough that there are probably children who were conceived, carried to term, and born in the space of time that this ask has been gathering dust. i keep it because it's fucking hilarious but i never answer it because i don't know if i have the power to do so

anyway while im catching up on all the hermitcraft i missed while i was living in a cabin in the woods...... ahaa what if i answered that ask. haha just kidding.... unless? jkjk..... 👀

[jinkicake]

Woke up in a cold sweat and made a wild ass realization 🫠 albedo is like kenma’s cousin,,,,, like hhh they’re both short, smart and observant and very blunt, blonde, pretty boys, eyes that pierce your soul- like I HATE it here😭😭 bc i was thinking about the calling him daddy thing you wrote😔 and then albedo took up residence in my brain; saw someone say he would wear a maid outfit to tease you but then tail you in said outfit, and I’m so down😩💕 like when people see y’all roaming the streets of mondstat they’re like “oh they definitely top him, he’s so quiet and socially awkward” but rip lmao he has you wrapped around his pretty fingers😔😔 like it’s feeling like top leaning switch bc he prefers to preform experiments not be the test subject; HOWEVER if you can make him flustered he’s at your mercy. He’s so pretty it’s crazy like catch him early in the morning before he braids his hair and he looks like an angel, gunna bite the star on his neck as a treat. IK his thighs are nice like I just know it, perfect to suffocate me with 🥰 like he feels like he would just say out of pocket shit w a straight face and be like “you couldn’t tell it was a joke?” LMFAOOOO SIR bc you walk into the lab without a coat and he’s like “if you spill anything I’ll have to strip you down to decontaminate you” and when your like 😀😀he’s like haha just kidding!! Unless👀 like we already know his fingers are nice like I give it about 5 mins before your legs are quivering and he’s joke hmm let me write this down for future reference 😭 he’s a menace bc he would fuck you stupid in the back of the library and have you fully dressed when Lisa comes back and he’s like “ do you need anything? We were looking for a book” king of not getting caught actually. His fav place is his lab table or jeans desk. he’s a man on a mission, he’s gunna fill you up one way or another

the albedo kenma connection.... im connecting the dots....

kenma has the same va as akechi and albeo has the same va as saikis brother. same universe. there connection made. the pipeline is now complete!

youre trying to get railed by albedo in a maid fit?! you know what... i cant even say anything bc if it were kaeya or dare i say diluc i would 100% understand (oh here i go again making everything about kaeya im sorryyyy, i cant help it hes my baby) i understand completely

NO EXACTLY. EXACTLY PEOPLE WOULD THINK HES SUBBY AND QUIET BUT I KNOW ALBEDO CAN BE DOMINANT AND BOLD LIKE hes fucking crazy when he wants to be and when his s/o WANTS him to be..... (im sorry but the sneak diss of him being socially awkward made me spiiiiiit LOL thats too funny)

wahhh the mention of hair down albedo makes me breathless like bro is ethereal.... also dont mention thighs around me unless you want me to act like a fool! i feel like biting that mark (#albedoispartjoestarconfirmed) would make him lose his fucking mind like that would push him over the edge and send him straight into a messy ass session of using you for his own pleasure like he needs to satisfy his primal needs.... hmmm i kinda.... kinda dont hate that idea!

I love experiment smuts w albedo.... i need it like oxygen and water.....I FEEL LIKE HE IS THE TYPE TO RESEARCH AND TEST ON YOU!!!! he'd try different methods of pleasing you, essentially just edging you while trying out different moves w his fingers or his tongue or his.... teeehee you know.... and then writing down each of the methods and rating them and then figuring out which one you like the best while you quiver and shake on his cold ass table, bare naked like a specimen!!! youre falling apart at the seams because he refuse to let you finish, not until he gets his research all situated!!! ok thats enough for me i cant get in too deep or else ill explode!

honestly, bonus points if lisa hears you two in the library but pretended not to...... actually she can join in!!! i would let her join in!!! but also.... if anyone could get away with doing it in public it would be albedo

EEEEEEEK HE LIKES IT ON JEANS DESK.... him and diluc twinsssss!!!!

are you pulling for him on this banner?? have you gotten him already?

[feistypuppythatwantstowatchball]

You’d rather attract the people attracted to them✅

English accent✅

Your type is Beth!!! Haha I’m just kidding…unless….? 👀

Thats like the opposite of what my type is.

Point one, im attracted to her ex (and briefly to her current gf) not her, so i would rather have the people attracted to her.

Point two, i said accents other than my own and english, how did you read that so wrong that you picked out one of two accents i hate.

[coffeecatsandcandles]

did i ever say WHERE i was moving? slash do y’all even know where i currently live??? anyway im moving from where they film stranger things to where it takes place if that gives y’all enough information LOL

one of the things i was most excited about was to be watching the newest season of ST in the state it’s set!!! now i just need to find the chief of police and marry him haha just kidding… unless… 👀

anyway im so excited to be a midwest girlie!!!

[ilikemesometaetaes]

OH MY GOD BABY KISSES OF GRAPHITE IS SO GOOD I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN THE FEELINGS I HAVE RIGHT NOW PLEASE YOU ARE SO TALENTED

the concept of this fic is so unique 😭 sexy brain I guess - I’m obsessed with how you characterised MC in this and how she slowly develops with each feature - I can’t lie when I read the blurb I didn’t expect this. Now I am frustrated I didn’t read this masterpiece earlier. Again i cannot begin to explain how beautiful this piece of work is- literally every part is a work of art I’m so proud of you for this! I like how she kind of reflects you too especially with the not liking kids and liking thunderstorms haha x

No but the way the MC was made as a reflection of JK throughout this - truly meant to be 😭 like even when she gives up when she fully acknowledges he has too but not on her but given up on himself BUT BECAUSE SHE GIVES UP TOO BECAUSE SHE LIVES FOR HIM (and because of him) so poetic oh my.

and apologies if this is not the right place to say it but PONYTAIL JK HE CAN RIP ME APART TO SHREDS AND THE PIERCING - YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST PUT THAT IN THERE AND I’LL BE OK??

AND HOSEOK ‘don’t worry love’ CALL ME LOVE AND I WILL FALL IN LOVE PLEASE THIS MAN IS GOING TO MAKE ME DELUSIONAL 🤭♥️

AND THEN WHEN JK HAD THE AUDACITY TO THINK HE IS NOT LOVABLE OH - it made it even worse when he kind of reflects the jk we see irl with him liking JB and just generally being good at art and everything. That is another thing I love about your writing: how you incorporate these little characterisations into your characters - it just makes it so much more enjoyable to read. BUT THE ANGST IN THIS OH DEAR MY LITTLE HEART CANNOT TAKE IT - it’s so well written especially from the point of jk where he continues to stay in his state of emptiness even after all these years - it just goes to show the power of one’s mind and being helpless and trapped within the confines of your own mind!

And MC too when she fades into nothingness - it kind of felt like she gave up on herself and she also became trapped within her mind- like it truly clicked that she could not do anything for him whilst inside the paper (again this concept is so wild and you have just written something so beautiful)

OH AND WHEN SHE CALLED HIM ‘MY ARTIST’ LIKE NOT EVEN AS HER CREATOR BUT HER OWN MANSSS HER OWN LITTLE ARTIST JK OH MY GOD IM CRYING ACTUAL TEARS I LOVE THIS PAIR SO MUCH I WILL START FIGHTING FOR THEM PLEASE

oh and the smut 👀 absolute perfection. no words. empty mouth (sadly) (jk) (unless...). you never disappoint with this and I can’t lie I do look forward to whenever you write smutty fics ahaha whoops

BUT OVERALL THIS IS A WORK OF ART AND IF I COULD RELIVE THE FEELING THAT THIS GAVE ME WHILST READING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN I WOULD SO LOVE TOO. THE ANGST WAS BEAUTIFUL BUT THE BUILD UP WAS IMMACULATE. THEY BOTH ARE SO PERFECT INDIVIDUALLY AND FOR EACH OTHER AND I CRY FOR JK (oh my and how he has teary eyes like I can just imagine his wide eyes just glistening noooo 😭😭😭) BUT YES THIS IS PERECT THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS AND THIS CONCEPT IS JUST OUT OF THIS WORLD. SUCH A GOOD AUTHOR AND I HOPE YOU PRAISE YOURSELF FOR WRITING THIS (and if you ever get the time I would love to hear your through process or inspo behind this?!).

I LOVE YOU.

I hope you’re looking after yourself tho lovely ♥️♥️

Stay safe cutie xx

HI THERE LOVE! I’M SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT! I was really worried about how this story would settle with my readers, but I’m glad that it’s been received well!

I came up with this idea after watching the music video for Take On Me by aha lol. I watched it for the thousandth time and wondered… hmmm… what was so special about the drawing that it came to life?… and what would happen if the drawing wasn’t able to contact the viewer nor move? (Obviously, because I love angst) What would happen then?

Thus, the idea of KOG was born.

Yes, ponytail Jeon fucking Jungkook can tear people apart… @ressjeon… fuck off.

But yes, the idea of Kook being her artist was always an idea of mine that I wanted to incorporate ever since I started relating Jungkook with Titanic. “Paint me like one of Your French girls.” That type of thing, you know? I wanted to find some way to make it happen without making it too close to Theophany.

To be honest with you, a lot of my smut is inspired by real events… hehe… 😈😏 Ya girl gets some action once in a while.

I hope that KOG is a piece you can read over and over again… I try to make stories that give you a different interpretation every time you read so that they may never get old. One can only wish to achieve that level of artistry.

I can go into more detail about my writing process if you wish, as I do with all of my stories, but I always listen to a certain song when I write my stories. It’s how I make my stories- by envisioning a music video to the songs with our Korean men as the stars with OC.

I hope to hear from you soon, anon. As always, much love! 🖤

[maleficarum-and-mythal]

What if I made a breakup playlist for Allie and Solas? Haha, just kidding.

Unless... 👀👀

Im doing it.

[knightshade-ships]

I respect the heck outta this though and I stand by what I said about how they all adore you!!

Sooooooooooooooooo @rinkys-ships​ asked me via dm’s who my FGO f/o’s are and well……………………………………………..I told you it was a lot.