#im just gonna sit in this gifset for a while

[aslibekroglu]

[faeriemarie]

This ask is your free pass to gush abt your drs :>

YIPPEE MY FAVORITE ASK EVER EVER EVER!!!!!

okay so my main two right now are actually my fame dr (ballerina ofc) and my doctor who dr.

in my ballerina dr, i’ve been getting into it so much recently because i remembered that im gonna be shifting when im 12 and not 22. meaning i’ll be sitting in my bedroom over the summer waiting for the anastasia cast list to come out while listening to belle and sebastian on my discman (probably). spoiler alert: i am cast as anya and i have the perfect summer working on it. im also starting cambridge in the fall and im so excited!! i’ve wanted to study art history forever and this is going to be the best experience of my life. i love twee as well and getting to be there as it develops is my dream life. i can go to bishop allen concerts and be tumblr famous. there will be gifsets of me!! oh god i can’t wait. this is honestly just scratching the surface of this dr. in uni im gonna meet my girls. erin alvarez and leni liu who are also extremely young students like me. i remain friends with them for the rest of my life. god how i miss them. plus, soon i’m also getting cast in my very first acting job as effy stonem in skins and that’s how i become famous (also starting my lifelong friendship with co-star hannah murray). oh AND im gonna get my first boyfriend too. i’m so obsessed with toby regbo and especially him in the movie mr nobody which is how we meet. im cast as teen anna and we are so awkward and stumble around each other. i love him. i know we have to break up because he’s not my main s/o but being with him is gonna be so fun. i hope we stay friends in the future. we’re gonna go to bookshops and cinemas together. we’re gonna kiss in the rain and just be super cliché because why not?!?! oops okay this is getting long

as for my doctor who dr, i’m super excited for that too. i’m on the ninth series rn and i fucking love peter capaldi’s doctor like he might actually be my favorite. i’m so in love with him and bro the sonic sunglasses are actually doing um… things to me. i also just wanna time travel. like i wanna visit so many places throughout history and i wanna be super awesome and cool. i wanna go to warhol’s factory and have him make a film about me and i wanna go to the beatles’ first performance on the ed sullivan show. i wanna meet princess diana and watch a shakespeare performance at the globe. i wanna be in love with the doctor while he pretends not to notice my starry-eyed glances and pushes his feelings down because he’s afraid of falling in love. this is my dr where literally anything can happen. in my cr i’m just a boring girl who just scrolls on tumblr all day but with the doctor i’m a genius who can get us out of any situation. i’m brave and strong and perfect.

okay that’s it and i’m done. was this too much? it was too much 😔

[direwombat]

wip weekend/last line(s) tag

tagged by @detectivelokis, @simplegenius042, @gaeadene, @adelaidedrubman, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @cassietrn, and @inafieldofdaisies to share some wip stuff

not tagging anyone this time around because hhhhhh am late to the party and brain soop with the sunday night scaries, but here's the sketches for the screencap redraw (based off this spn gifset) i was originally going to do digitally but was forced to do traditionally (slightly distorted because i took this with my phone rather than scanning)

and under the cut is the start of an early scene for the werewolf au :)

It’s nine p.m. and Sybille is all of thirty seconds off shift when Eli calls her. 

With a waggle of her fingers, she waves Joey goodbye before snapping her flip-phone open and pressing it to her ear. “Y’know? Small as the county is, it does take time for me to drive from Falls End up into the mountains,” she smiles. 

“I know, I know,” Eli laughs warmly. “Just wanted to catch ya before you were on your way.” 

She makes her way through the main lobby where Nancy sits manning the phone. Wishing the older woman a cordial goodnight, she walks out the Sheriff’s Department’s doors and into the parking lot. “I’d’ve picked up either way,” she states simply, fishing keys from her jacket pocket.  

“That’s exactly why I wanted to get you before you started the engine,” he explains. “Listen, I haven’t heard from Chad in a few days and I’m gettin’ worried.”

A frown tugs at the corners of her lips. She unlocks the door to her truck, flings the door open, and climbs inside. “Eli, I’m off duty,” she huffs as she pulls the door shut. “You should really be callin’ the non-emergency number for stuff like this.”

“Syb, honey, if I thought he wouldn’t just open fire on a cruiser, that’s exactly what I’d do,” he says patiently. “His place is on the way up to mine,  just hook that second left on Forest Road 135. His cabin’s at the end of that little dirt road.” 

Her brows furrow, and she flicks on her headlights. “And you’re sure he ain’t just gonna open fire on my truck?” 

“He knows you,” Eli says. “And if he doesn’t recognize your truck, at the very least he’ll send that warning shot into the air and not to your windshield.”

“Oh, well, that makes me feel real comforted,” she says flatly. Shoving her key into the ignition and giving it a turn, the engine of her old cherry-red Chevy rumbles to life. “Fine,” she relents. “I’ll check in on ‘im. Need me to pick anything up from the General Store or grab food from the Spread Eagle, while I’m still in town?”

“Nah, I’m good,” he answers. “And I really appreciate it. I wouldn’t be asking if I wasn’t worried.” 

[irishvampireboy]

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Heyo!!!! Hello there! And thank you!!!

So um... im gonna tell you about the ONE single smutty type fic i have going on because i just saw a gifset of Eddie Munson's hands and thats what inspired it so here we goooooo!!!

(It's steddie by the way... as if it would be anything else right now?)

So basically, steve is obsessed with Eddie's hands. He wasn't at first. But then he started picking Dustin up from Hellfire and he'd be there early so Eddie was like "you can come inside ya know? You don't have to wait out here..." so steve DOES. but then he gets to watch eddie DM. And then he gets to watch him clean up, and help him and Dustin, cuz Dustin always stays to help clean up.

And steve just.... cant stop looking at his fucking hands. And his arms on the days when it gets hot in the building and eddie takes his jacket off, or god forbid is only wearing a tshirt under his vest so steve can see his arms when he lifts the chairs up and stacks them in the corner.

But one day eddie holds him back when the others leave and he's like "hey i was wondering... my van's gonna be in the shop tomorrow, and i know there's no hellfire but i was gonna stay after and do some work on the campaign and i was just wondering..." and he just trails off, looking nervous and adorable and Steve's like "I'll come pick you up. Give you a ride. It's no problem." Steve assures, ending Eddie's stammering amd nervous suffering. And eddie just gives him a thousand watt smile and says "cool! Thanks man!" And steve just nods, he's got no words after that smile.

Anyway so he comes to pick him up, waits inside with him while he works. And steve just ends up fucking staring at Eddie's hands as he scribbles and draws and makes notes. Every now and then he looks at Eddie's face, but he can't look at it for long cuz Eddie's tongue is poked out in concentration and steve cant take that.

But eddie catches him staring. Stares at Steve staring at his hands for.... a long time. Before he clears his throat to get Steve's attention. And steve is foggy eyed and fuzzy headed when he looks up at eddie. And eddie just smirks at him. Sets his pen down and breathes "come here." And steve.... does. Without question.

He ends up sitting on Eddie's lap in that goddamn thrown, eddie looking up at him with adoration, and something darker behind his eyes. He moves his fingers over Steve's lips gently, Steve sighs, his muscles finally relaxing a little. Eddie's lips tug up in a smile and he presses against Steve's lips, just so, and whispers "open 'em." And steve does.

Eddie's fingers press into his mouth, rest on his tongue and just stay there. Steve whines and goes lip, drooping against Eddie. He holds steve tight. Soothing his free hand through Steve's hair. He presses soft kisses to Steve's hairline whispering "there ya go. That's what you wanted huh?" And steve whines again, nodding, sucking Eddie's fingers a little deeper into his mouth. Eddie laughs, once, darkly, holds steve closer.

Steve still gives him a ride home. After.

After they sit there for a long time. Eddie's fingers in his mouth, his head full of nothing but the salty tang of Eddie's skin on his tongue. Steve takes Eddie home but doesn't quite make it home himself. Eddie pulls him into the trailer with another bright smile and Steve's so fucking gone he'd follow eddie anywhere.

[bruce-wayne-simp]

Ok im watching pirate radio/the boat that rocked because I'm a Tom Sturridge stan now

(The movie follows Carl (Tom Sturridge) a 17 year old who got expelled from school for doing drugs. His mother sent him to live on a boat with his godfather Quenton and the band of DJs who run the pirate radio. Shenanigans ensue, the British government tries to take them down, its a good time. Also its set in the late 60s)

I'm like 15 minutes in and it's awesome so I'm gonna liveblog i guess

This is gonna be very Carl-heavy (see 'im a Tom Sturridge stan' above)

Also spoilers if you care about being spoiled for a movie that came out in 2009

From the summary i thought Carl was gonna be some tough-guy rebel but he's just so smiley and innocent and respectful and it's rly sweet. Idk if it's a British thing or what but yeah

The guys are all very stereotypical "guys" and i honestly kinda love it

The one scene where Carl is kinda settling in on his first day and he comes into the Count's DJ space(?) is so funny. Hes like 'are you nervous' and gives Carl a hug then slaps his ass and tells him to get the fuck out

The f-word scene is BRILLIANT. Go watch the clip on youtube it's so good

Carl just revealed hes only been to all boys boarding schools and as a result he is a virgin and has also never kissed anyone. I know enough about this movie to know it comes up later. Also the way he can barely say 'sex' is adorable

Also Carl is very relatable

Midnight Mark is kinda hot ngl

Oh Jesus christ 🤦‍♀️

Apparently 'later' is NOW

Secondhand embarrasment galore oh my god 😭😭😭😭 poor Carl

Dave tried to trick his hookup by letting Carl have sex (basically rape) her so he could lose his virginity. For what it's worth, Carl is reluctant because of the morality of it (and he's an impressionable 17 year old) and she turns the light on and sees him and they both scream

Omg we're at the scene where we meet Bob. Poor Bob does the show early in the morning and nobody ever sees him so when he comes down in the morning everyones like 'who tf are you'

Thick Kevin: what was his name again?

Young Carl: Really?

Oh btw Thick Kevin and Young Carl are roommates on the ship

Aww Quenton gave Carl a date w his niece, Maryanne, for his birthday

Lmaoo he literally said hi to Maryanne and then left and is asking Dave for a condom

'Do you know how it works?' Carl, babe, your answer doesn't sound very convincing

Carl, my love, you JUST MET HER. I cannot overstate how naive he is.

Dave is an asshole. That's all. (He almost fucks up Carls chance with Maryanne and then sleeps with her while Carl is looking for another condom)

'Maryanne, I see you.' Heartbreaking 😭😭

Honestly there are some very sweet moments and this is one of them 😭😭😭

Harold and John bring Carl tea and biscuits while he's sitting on a bench, upset. They don't say anything but by the end of the scene Carl is eating a biscuit and smiling and Harold gives him a hug 😭😭😭😭😭😭

(Link to the scene bcs its so sweet: https://youtu.be/66U9Kfr4UhE )

And honestly when Gavin gives him the condom was kinda sweet too. Like he's proud of him and gives him advice (bad advice, but still it's the thought that counts)

I fucking love Felicity. She's the only woman on board full time and that's because she's a lesbian. I hope she gets her girlfriend ❤️

Omg Midnight Mark was having an orgy lmaoo

Simon is so sweet😭😭 He went to Carl and Kevin's room and told them he's getting married and I'm pretty sure just asked Carl to be his best man??

'HANDS OFF, YOU LESBIAN' Love it

STAG PARTYYYYYYYY

Omg he's known her for 2 weeks

This entire sequence is very British 😭😭

Oh God they're all hungover

Ooooh who is Carl's father???

God he's so pretty in this scene

Link to gifset (if ur a sandman stan you've seen it before):

'I think sometimes i should be called Clever Kevin. What do you think about tha-' *falls out of bed*

THE WAY CARL DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH AT KEVIN FALLING 💀

Aww Simons speech to the listeners about his wedding was sweet

THE WEDDING

Simon holding Carls hand and Carl being like wtf and walking away

Quenton: We are gathered here in the sight of God, apparently. Which is, I don't know, scary?

Carl is smoking while being Simons best man i love him (Protip: looking for Carl in a scene? Look for a cigarette first)

Oh god Simons new wife just told him she's in love with Gavin

Oh no she only married Simon to get on the boat to get with Gavin :( Poor Simon

Top tier music choices all around though

Harold is such a good friend

Everyone here has two brain cells between them (yes im at the Chicken Game)

Aww Gavin apologized to Simon

Lmao they're basically playing never have i ever

Aww Carls mom is coming by

'Just in case you wanted to brush your hair or hide that stack of pornography you keep on that shelf' QUENTON

Oh god he's dreading seeing her

Aww Kevin wished him luck 😭😭

He asked if Quenton was his dad and his mom was like 'uh no wtf'

Its BOXING DAY

'It was a shag well shagged the night you made this little fella' Dave to Carls mom

DAVE SAID CARL IS ONE OF THEM AND THEY WANT HIM TO STAY FOREVER AWWWW

The posh government people on boxing day im sobbing its so funny and silent

Oh god Bob is Carls father (Bob gave Carl a message earlier and he told her right before she left)

She was like 'How old are you' and did the math from there lmaoo

CARLS MOM SLEPT WITH MARK HAHA

'Telll Mark it was a lovely night!' 'NO! NO!!' lmfaooo

Carl is telling Bob hes his dad oh my god its so sweet

JOHN DON'T INTERRUPT. FUCK

Parliament just created an act making pirate radio illegal as of new years day

Quentons like 'pirate radio is dead' and everyone else is like 'nope'

The Count pulled the 'Murica card lmaoo

'Obviously im in. You're the only people in the world who like me' IM GONNA SOB GIVE CARL A HUG RN

OMG MARYANNE IS BACK

And her friend Margaret

Carl ur so fucking cute (he ssked if she wanted to play scrabble or something 😭😭😭)

OUR BOY IS DOIN IT

omg is Felicity gonna sleep with Margaret??

Lmfao the FUNNIEST SCENE

Ok so Carl comes out of his room in the morning, he turns around and the entire ship is standing there cheering, The Count is on the air and the nation (20 MILLION PEOPLE) are waiting with baited breath as to if Young Carl lost his virginity

The Count is asking him if he did it lmaoo

The Count: -and remember, the reply 'i don't wanna answer that question' means yes

Young Carl: im certainly not going to answer that question

Lmao John is reporting it as news 😭😭 'a nice young man has lost his virginity in the north sea'

Lmao Felicity and Margaret are popping their heads out of another door and everyones smiling GOOD FOR HER

Lmao they're leaving and Felicity is holding a huge sign that says I love you

Listen its the 70s lesbians gotta do what lesbians gotta do

Omg the govt raided the wrong ship 💀💀💀

Holy shit the engine just exploded on the ship as they were sailing away

'Ok the good news is the engine has just exploded and we're all going to die' Quenton NEVER misses

(The bad news is theyre gonna drown/freeze to death in the North Sea btw)

Theyre asking fans for help

Gavin: Here's a rather long record. I hope I'm here at the end of it.

FUCK

They're all grabbing the shit they can/stuff they want and can carry

Carl just ate shit oop

Oh wow the government isnt gonna save them bcs of 'costs'

Midnight Mark is a badass. Going through a sinking ship in leather pants?? Unmatched. Icon.

Lmao Angus is like 'i know nobody here particularly likes me but I'm glad to have known you all' and Simon is like 'no!! Everyone here likes you. Raise your hand if you like him'

And everyone does except Dave who tries and can't make himself do it so Simon says to be honest and everyone puts their hands down lmaoooo

Oh no where's Bob? Also Carl literally says 'where's my dad?' And i just wanna know if everyone knew beforehand or if that's how they found out who Carls dad is

Omg Bob had no clue the boat was sinking because he was listening to music

Bob just let go of your fucking case you are both DROWNING

Aww Dave saved Carl bcs he felt guilty about sleeping with Maryanne

God they're climbing up to the top of the ship now

Oh no the Count is gonna go down with the ship

Lmao Carl said fuck

FANS ARE COMING TO THE RESCUE

Theyre jumping in to swim to the rescue boats and Bob and Carl held hands to jump in together 😭😭

Gavins doing a backstroke lol

MARYANNE SAVED CARL (and kevin)

The rest of the ship is going under

THE COUNT RETURNS

EVERYONE'S ALIVE WOO

And the movies over, bye lol

[himbos-hotline]

28&34 - Fun asks

do you collect anything?

A few things ngl:

Wrestling figures: they all sit on my bookshelf and I need to sort them out now that ive finished gathering everything in my room snowglobes: ive done this since a little kid, they sit on my shelf above my old TV dictionaries and word books: I have this HUGE book that tells you all the meanings of words and prases and all that stuff and I love knowing what things like "mums the word" means. Also did you know that nobody really knows where the name california came from?

any pet peeves?

From a creative standpoint: drawing on the wrong layer, "can you write X instead of Y" on fics containing X [this isnt "it would be nice to see a sequal" its a "you need to write what I want but im not gonna request it but im still gonna demand it" people who think people who make things and putting them out on the internet are asking for feedback, feedback where its not really feedback youre just being a cunt, "im not gonna read this fic is author is XYZ", people who just like fics/artwork/gifsets and then wonder why people who create stop creating because we feel useless, those fucking people who think using "the man" or "the taller male" is uncreative or useless, same with people who refuse to use capital letters/pagebreaks please use paragraphs guys cmon its not aesthetic its just tiring

NGL thats a LOT but theres also a lot more, ive been creating for a while and theres so many things that bug me and annoy me

ask games

[magefeathers]

pretty mcfrickin irritated that someone felt entitled to use one of the caps from my sakusa gifset as their icon without asking permission and they didn't even reblog the damn gifset 😒😒😒

[safetycar-restart]

LMAO i was NOT feeling well yesterday was i what with casually suggesting i enjoy cannibalism through ?? lemon 🍋 PASTIES ?? whatever that is, but apparently they’re sad in the middle idk fhydvjiytgjkfdgj (my best guess is i was thinking 'bitter' but got confused bc lemons are sour......maybe.....and evidently decided to discard the metaphor midway) (in my defence i spent 4 hours hunched over polishing pretty rings and will probably sneeze silver for a week now)

Offtop oversharing aside, i have seen the post you reblogged for me (which in itself is 🥺🥺🥺 for me ??? like obviously not only just for me but. for me??) and HELLO YES IM GONNA SCREAM WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT ?? imagine seb being so soft and pretty for you and resting his chin on your lap and looking at you with the happiest puppy eyes in the world bc hes so happy to be your good boy, all while kneeling next to you on the floor

ALSO a bit of a tangent but it got me thinking about him sitting in your lap and just. Enjoying it so much. Feeling tiny and safe and cared for, practically like hes in a nest, and hed also try to curl in on himself as much as he can so that he can fit his head under your chin (his curls are gonna tickle, but its mostly fine if he doesnt move around too much) and just hide in your arms from the whole world, safe and sound

Anyway, let me drop in this humble offering while i go write that long task i was mulling over ever since you reblogged that seb+praise gifset (which is a. my favourite gifset and b. i notice everything 👁👁💜)

Love,

Lemon

YES!! I fucking love lemon so much this is perfect. Firstly, I do think you suggested some mild cannibalism but it's okay, we don't judge here.

As for the seb thoughts, this ask is in response to a picture I reblogged of a pretty blond sub kneeling with a collar and leash which of course caused lemon to go insane.

But yes I love these thoughts!!!

Maybe, you actually asked seb to kneel for you? And like, you expect him to kneel with his back to you, as he usually does.

But this time, he just feels so nice and safe and he really wants to keep on looking at you cause you're the one who makes him feel so nice and safe! He can't be blamed for that, he just wants to look at you!!

So when he gets down on his knees, he turns to face you and rests his chin on your knee, looking up at you with a small smile on his face.

Of course you don't berate him for that, if he wants to look up at you while he's kneeling, then he's more than welcome to.

Maybe you play with his hair? And then let your hand slip lower until he can suckle on your fingers? Then he's just as happy as can be.

And on your lap!! Yes!!

You don't like to let him kneel for too long, because you can't risk hurting his knees.

But when you ask him to get up, he starts whining and even looks a little teary eyed. Because he just feels so good right now and he isnt ready for that to end. He wants to stay right where he is.

When you realise why he's getting distressed, you say, "I'm sorry darling, but we cant have you hurting your knees from kneeling for too long. But, why don't you get up here and come sit on my lap?"

He gets up then, because the idea of sitting on your lap is enticing enough to get him to stop kneeling.

And then he's so happy!!!

He feels so safe like that, curled up in your lap. He can hide form the world there. And then you grab a blanket and wrap it around his shoulders and it's even BETTER then.

You know have lapdog for a sub.

[actualbird]

Hi hello, it's been a while, I've fallen back into the ToT rabbit hole, and would like to point out MC's hand on Artem's hip in that PV gifset, in the bottom left corner. Like. She's not just clinging she's grabbing his hip for Dear LifeTM. She's turned the tables on us. No more are people holding their hands on MC's hips and pulling us closer to them. We are now the holders of the hips. (I get that she's probably scared or smth BUT STILLLL IM GOING FERAL.)

-Moon 🌕

// cn server spoilers

waAAAHH, HULLO MOON!! i hope ur doing well and welcome back :DDD and RIGHT RIGHT???

it's mc's turn to hold. to clutch. the context and story as to whats happening is probly gonna super goddamn emotional and im scared and excited for it but until that happens, we can sit back and enjoy the CLUTCH. THE GRIP. THE BUTTONS ON ARTEM'S SHIRT THAT R BASICALLY LIKE THIS

[scoopsgf]

I know you reblogged a gifset of it once but I'll never forget how excited and happy Rory was that Jess wrote a book that once she found out, she immediately went into a full-blown monologue about how she's gonna get his book in the special recommendations section while Jess was just sitting all bashful on the side, trying to get her to read it first so that she can discourage people from buying it. It's just such an underrated part of their moments in 6x08 and alongside them talking about where to go to meet up in the next night, one of the cutest for me. They're just so CUTE and insecure but then so natural with each other? It's part of why I feel like I love their dynamic so much, because no matter how much time has past, they somehow fit into this bond they have in such a way that isn't really repeated or shown with any of the other guys with Rory.

NO GOD YOU’RE SO RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT!! and jess’s tiny smile while she’s ranting oh my god it knocks me out cold every single time i watch that scene. i genuinely feel like s6 jess is just. perfect for rory. like he’d softened out just enough and found his niche and knew what he wanted in life, which gave him much needed direction. their chemistry in that scene is just. sooooooo like it’s so real and she’s so proud of him hrnfnfng im tearing up?

[gwynbleiddyn]

if you're asking about ships, i'd be remiss not to ask about eivor x vili?

[DEEP BREATH] HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE--

i don’t know where to start, honestly. i’ve definitely gotten heavily invested in ships before, but nothing quite to the extent of eivor/vili (at least, not since the days of OC/Canon in dragon age and mass effect,,,, lordt) and it continues to live in my mind rent free even months after i’ve finished the game, when most things are lucky to still be rattling around up here after a few DAYS

i do want to point out though that i specifically go feral over m!eivor/vili, as much as i appreciate f!eivor, and the reason for that is simply because the narrative around two men who have openly expressed (or can do so, in eivor’s case) attraction to more than one gender while living in a very tough and specific society just really gets to me. more specifically, i kind of fell in love with how each of them alone can easily be considered classic angry macho vikings or whatever, but the reality is they contain multitudes that are waaaaaay more complex and i EAT THAT SHIT UP BRO.

especially when part of those multitudes contains a whole fuckign slice of “i’ve loved you since before i knew what love was” and “whatever our souls are made of yours and mine are the same” and “in every lifetime i would find you and i would choose you” and holy shit bro. it fucking drives me crazy. 

and then on a more canonical note, just seeing how easily they slip into conversation around each other despite not seeing each other for TEN YEARS. “it sometimes seemed you never left. maybe you never did.” ONE HIT KILL RIGHT THERE. imagine being so deeply bound to someone that a whole decade can be undone in a moment because you are so fundamentally in-tune with the person sitting across from you that time is fucking MEANINGLESS. like, they can look at each other and they know what they’re thinking (eivor knowing as soon as sunniva told him there were picts, vili would have gone after them) and how they’re feeling (the entire talk at kinder downfall, eivor knew what vili’s reservations were, but he also kind of figured vili needed tough love to say it out loud - so that’s what he gave him) 

THE BANTER. the laughter. THEY SMILE SO MUCH AROUND EACH OTHER. and what’s that thing about you always look at the person you love when you say something funny because you want to make them laugh more than anyone??? THAT’S THEM. and i made a whole gifset about how eivor looks at vili because that shit ruined me, even without mocapped scenes, it was painfully obvious how much love eivor holds for this man. 

AND THEN HEMMING. THE FACT HEMMING SIGNED A LETTER WITH VILI’S NAME BECAUSE HE THOUGHT EIVOR WOULD COME TO THEM FASTER IF HE SAW VILI’S NAME FIRST. BRO. “to see you both together again” while he’s on his fuckign DEATHBED. no i fully believe hemming knew he was running out of time and, yes, he wanted eivor’s help in choosing a new jarl, but he also wanted eivor to be there for vili when he’s gone. he didn’t trust anybody else to look after his son like eivor. bro. im gonna lose my mind. 

OH AND IT ISNT JUST EIVOR KNOWING WHAT VILI NEEDS ITS VILI KNOWING EIVOR TOO -- well enough to understand that after the fucking mess of hamtunscire and cippenhamm, even when eivor goes to him with that soul-crushing question of “will there come a day where winning will not be enough?” instead of just piling on another pound of earth to the grave eivor seems to be digging himself into, vili’s just like “well you can always fight me if you want to lose” and eivor jokes back, however lamely, and once vili has gotten a smile from him only then does he tell him his thoughts - that he should enjoy this victory, whatever it brings to him. THEN QUOTES THE HAVAMAL BUT THATS ANOTHER TOPIC ENTIRELY--

yes. yes i do like this ship. just a little

send me a ship and i’ll give my honest opinion on it!

[if-music-be-the-food-of-love]

Im gonna start watching Merlin, any reccomendations before I do? or something you want to say lol

Ooooooh, THAT’S SO EXCITING!!!! ✨💕✨💕✨💕✨💕 I am so happy for you bc it’s just so much fun. I love it love it love it!! I’ve been wanting to do a rewatch since I finished it. Please drop in and tell me what you think about it!! I’d love to hear your thoughts as you go. 💕💕💕

Honestly, the biggest thing about the show for me is that it’s straight up bi panic. Everyone is beautiful, like stunning. Every character is fun and interesting. They’re all incredible--even the ones you’re not supposed to root for or are only in one episode. I love them all so much. Every. Character. I read fics first (bc one of my favorite skam writers had written several, and I read them ALL), and when I found out that a lot of the characters had only been in one episode, I was shocked. They’re that iconic. (ngl, I suppressed my sexuality as a teen, and this show woke all that up. Nimueh had me thinking, and then Morgause’s entrance left me speechless. I was like, “yup, definitely bi, haha.” BBC Merlin was my bi awakening, lol). Gwen is lovely, just so kind and yet so feisty and determined. She’s basically the moral compass for everyone. Obviously I have a big thing for Merlin. He’s an adorkable badass. Arthur is just the greatest, most lovable dumbass, who is also a badass. The knights, oh man, the knights (most don’t show up til season 3 😕). I love them individually, and then when they get together and give each other shit...perfection. Gwaine. I adore Gwaine, and his hair, and blase attitude, tho he’s so loyal. Love how the knights all pick on him.  Elyan is the best swordsman, love him. Leon the long suffering. Poetry? hahahahahaha. Then of course there’s Morgana and Morgause, who are amazing and powerful and total badasses. I haven’t listed everyone, but trust me, I love them too.

Recommendations? I dunno. It’s campy and hilarious and sweet and thoughtful. You’ll have all the big emotions. Just keep an open mind, forget all the history you’ve ever learned, forget what you’ve read/learned about the legends and stories, and just sit back and have fun. I knew the ending before I started, but I actually prefer that with tv shows (never books or movies, tho, hmmm--i think it’s the time commitment required; i wanna be sure it’s worth it or whatever), so it wasn’t a big deal for me. I don’t know if it would be better not to, tho if you’re interested in watching the show bc you’ve seen 100 gifsets that make it look AWESOME, then you probably have an inkling as to how it goes. I started watching it bc of merthur, and I’d avoided it for YEARS bc I didn’t want to get involved in a non-canon ship (and knew that I would if I watched it), BUT I finally gave in after seeing too many gifsets and edits, and I’m so glad I did. Their relationship is so fun and nuanced and interesting, and what’s fun about merthur is that they have this relationship completely separate from everyone else. So, you can still love Gwen and root for her while also shipping merthur (believe me, it’s impossible to not love Gwen). The show isn’t perfect. Sometimes the character development disappears from one episode to another, and the CGI in season 1 can be hilarious. But I don’t watch it for that. I fell in love with the characters and their journey. Cool side note: the cast also shipped merthur, especially the Morgana and Gwen actors. The episode commentary is fun, and there are a few deleted scenes (that ppl assume were cut bc they were too blatantly romantic over platonic). It’s very interesting to watch the behind the scenes stuff. 

So, much like 911, I got pulled into the show bc of a ship that ppl wouldn’t stop talking about, and ended up falling in love with every single character along the way and just loving the show in general. I’m as invested in Morgana, Gwen, and Lancelot as I am with Arthur and Merlin (tho it should come as no surprise that Merlin is my favorite). And what’s really great is that the fandom is still alive and well a decade later. Fics, fanart, everything.

I hope you enjoy the show!!!! 💖💖💖 And thank you for asking me about it. As you probably know, I’m rather verbose, so I am happy to talk your ear off about it. Please please please let me know what you think, and I really hope you like it as much as I do. Have a lovely day and enjoy!!!

[fandomshatelgbtqpeople]

Hey idk if you know this already but that harley and ivy show you reblogged a gifset of has come under fire for antisemitic content related to the penguin. I completely understand if you choose to leave the gifset up, just making sure you're aware.

Hi so ok I know we don’t talk much about the antisemitism on the Harley Quinn show here but we have on other blogs like @fandomshatepeopleofcolor and @fandomshatewomen. both of which i’m a part of and so are at least one of the other mods.  so I figure as long as we talk about a medias problems its safe to reblog gifsets.  like I was really hyped for the old guard when someone reblogged a gifset here and I watched it yesterday and I was really upset by how much the women of color were beaten up and tortured and killed in it but I’m still gonna leave the gay appreciation gifsets up because media is complicated. what we probably should do tho is tag it for antisemitism.

mod m

I’m Jewish and I’ve never seen the series but I’ve read about the antisemitic moments and yeah they’re very blatantly offensive (a double slap in the face since Harley is Jewish in the comics). Here are some posts for our followers about the antisemitism and we can definitely address it on here if people want

https://panhansolo.tumblr.com/post/618286456845320192/hello-everyone-so-if-you-dont-know-im-very

https://mrgreedyguts.tumblr.com/post/190150885408/welp-here-i-am-again-its-extremely-depressing

I’ll reiterate mod m’s statement that I think we can leave the post up and be excited that the show has Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy be a couple while also acknowledging that it’s unambiguously antisemitic. Hell, I watch shows that are problematic even if I don’t think I’d be able to sit through this one. I think my main frustration with the way people responded to the show was how people were talking about the antisemitism until Harlivy became canon at which point they were completely willing to brush over it. So yes, celebrate Harlivy but hold the writers accountable and spread awareness of this antisemitism for goy viewers who might not pick up on it

mod a

[carvedsam]

i was watching children shouldnt plau with dead things as part of my rewatch and there’s a scene i’d forgotten when sam wants to go go mary’s grave and dean doesnt and sam’s like “why dont u go to the roadhouse and wait for me there” and deans like “hell if im gonna sit there making awkward small talk while waiting for you” which immediately reminded me of the finale. most in character dean moments! someone should make the gifset.

i just downloaded that episode for you anon, so i will in a minute 😌<3

[gamerwoo]

Joshua: Attempted

Characters: Joshua x female reader

Genre/warnings: idol au, crack, smut (fingering and some kinda dirty talk but it really doesn’t get very far lmao), kinda sir kink I guess???, lotta vine references

Word count: 1,024

Summary: You want to try role playing to spice things up between you and your boyfriend, and while Joshua promises to make an attempt, he never said it would be a good one.

a/n: yall can thank @hansols-yoda-boxers​ for this. it also was not proof read but i feel like any errors would add to the mess so it’s fine (also whenever i think of josh now i just think of that gifset w his arms and ugh im gonna pass away)

The classic English teacher giving detention to his student. In hindsight, Joshua should’ve been the student, but you already had the outfit. A blue plaid skirt that you had bought just because you thought it was cute, a white button-up that you borrowed from Josh even though it didn’t really button over your boobs right but you could just leave those ones unbuttoned, white thigh-highs, and a blue tie that Josh had sneakily grabbed from Wonwoo’s drawer. It was simple and standard but it worked.

Even though Josh promised to make an effort, he complained while he got dressed up the entire time. He didn’t get the idea of putting on slacks and a nice shirt and a tie and glasses and a belt just to take it all off to fuck you, but you kept reminding him that he promised to put the effort in. So he did it anyway.

The members knew not to bother you. While they were having a movie night in the living room, they knew that you two weren’t exactly doing the same thing while alone in Joshua’s room. So they just turned up the volume and pretended they didn’t know anything.

You had to admit, Josh did make an attempt -- at first. He sat you down at the desk in his room, scolding you for not paying attention in class. You rolled your eyes which caused him to grip your hair and force your head back to look directly up at him.

“Are you rolling your eyes at me?” he smirked in amusement.

“Maybe I am,” you replied.

He pulled you off the chair, forcing you to your feet. You expected him to bend you over the desk and spank you or even to force you to your knees and suck him off, but instead he released you and pointed to the closed and locked bedroom door.

“That’s it, go get on top of the fridge!” he ordered.

You opened your mouth, ready to reply something sexy yet sassy, but you processed his words and he almost burst out laughing just seeing the change in your eyes. You went from lust to confused in seconds, and he had to press his lips into a thin line to keep from giggling.

“Wait, what?” you asked.

He dropped his arm as he looked at you in almost disgust, his mouth dropped open, “Do you not know your vine references?”

You groaned, breaking character because your boyfriend clearly was, “Josh, you’re supposed to be an English teacher.”

“That’s an English vine! And that’s still Sir to you. Bend over.”

Now you didn’t really know what was going on. He was joking in the first half of the sentence, but still insisted you acted like the scene was going on. But whatever, you did as you were told and bend over the desk.

“What do you say?” he asked as he pressed your cheek into the cool finished wood of the desk.

“Yes, Sir,” you replied.

Joshua flipped your skirt up, licking his lips as he moved your panties to the side with his finger.

“Good girl,” he hummed. “But you were still bad in class, so you still have to be punished. Maybe I should fill up both your little holes, hmm?”

You felt arousal shoot through you as Joshua opened up the bottom drawer of the desk and pulled out a bottle of lube. He flipped the cap open and went to squirt some out, only to be met with absolutely nothing.

With a sigh, he flipped the cap closed, “This bitch empty.”

And then he tossed it into the trash by the desk with a quiet, “Yeet.”

“Joshua!” you whined, going to sit up.

“Don’t use my first name,” he ordered as he pressed your cheek back into the desk. “You’re being a bad girl.”

“Josh, you can’t--”

He plunged a finger into your heat, causing you to let out a squeak instead of the rest of your protest. He smirked to himself as he curled it and began pumping it in and out of you.

“I’m sorry, what was that?” he asked with a smug tone to his voice.

“N-nothing, Sir,” you moaned, letting your body give into him.

“That’s what I thought.”

His other hand move down to rub your clit as his finger thrust in and out of you. You started grinding back against his finger, your moans slowly getting louder and louder as he added a second finger. The only sound you could hear was your moans and whimpers and the squelch from his fingers pumping quickly into you.

“_____...” Josh groaned, sounding like he was finally really getting into it.

“F-fuck, Sir,” you whimpered, moving your head so you could look back at Josh on his knees behind you.

He locked eyes with you, a sultry smirk on his face. But instead of saying something dirty, he said something that almost made you kick your foot back right into his stupid, beautiful face.

“That’s what good pussy sounds like.”

You let out a groan so loud that you were sure that his members heard it down the hall and even over the sound of their movie. Joshua quietly giggled to himself as his fingers stilled, realizing that maybe he’d gone too far this time and you’d want to stop. And while you definitely weren’t sure if you could continue after this, you just couldn’t resist the opportunity...

You turned to look at him again, but he couldn’t quite place your expression. Your brows were knitted and your eyes were narrowed, but you didn’t necessarily look mad.

And then you said, “Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.”

And both of you burst out in laughter.

-

[bonus]

Hearing the loud groan that sounded more annoyed than pleasurable, the twelve members awkwardly looked around at each other. They didn’t think Josh could be that bad at sex. ...Right?

But then they heard the laughter, and some would be lying if they weren’t curious as to what had both of you laughing so loudly.

Jeonghan snorted, breaking the awkward silence, “Americans have weird sex.”

[egyptroyal]

things a new (old/mutual/whatever) rp partner should know about me !

fun new meme here ! write 3-5 things a rp partner (or those who want to be) should know about you and tag 3-5 people! it should be related to rp and not to other interests.

I have a lot of muses all spread out on different blogs so, if I can’t choose one of your muses, I’m going to send in a meme for each of your muses. Out of my three primary roleplay blogs, there are four side roleplay blogs. Four of the muses being time lords and every regeneration - incarnation - is a muse of their own. Over at @themadvigilantist​ have 339 V muses, 89 Vin muses, 3 villains; sideblog @tardis500​ has 6 tardis oc muses, here, which is also a sideblog, I have 8 ocs, 12 canonical characters, 52 televised/comic/audio parody portrayals of the doctor. At @pennybraddock​, i have only 1 oc muse. At @drbabygirl​, i have 1 oc, and 4 canon characters. At @thebadtimewolf​, I have a singular time lord main muse with 15 human alternate versions of herself and one angel entity with @nosewitch​ being one singular side blog. Altogether, i have 533 muses, possibly more if I miscounted (or if the doctor ends up getting more that I missed then well shit, i’ll add them later as muses too. So, if you are someone that don’t want a spam of asks your way or thought I would just pick one muse out of your many, you are dead wrong on that and I might not be the blog for you. I’ll slap in a new muse left and right and then think I’m done only to add 20 more out of excitement just to forget about them later on. When I say I am excited to rp with you, I’m excited to throw a small village at every single muse you got unless you pick one first.

I am a very graphic and dark writer with the occasional smut (depending on the blog/muse), that does not censor or tone down their muse but, there are some limits. Just about all of my rp blogs deal with some very heavy subject material, which I tend to write out in great detail. This means you might come across descriptions of scenarios, that are very dark, graphic, disturbing or just drawn out as something that my muse realistically, no one would give/expect that kind of reaction towards in general. However, I have a limit and no, it’s not because it makes me unconfortable writing it, I just get...stuck. Okay, for example with my villain/neutral muses, I can’t write rape. I’ll write with someone that can write that particular subject but, I can’t write it myself because I don’t know how. Murder? You betcha and with detail. Torture? You got it and with trauma. Destroy an entire solar system while making the character feel wracked with guilt over the deaths of billions? Yeah, I can do that with detail on how it affected everyone else on a visual. Rape? Nope, nothing, same goes if you random anons want to just worse stuff, I can’t write it. Don’t know how, won’t know how. Now, that being said, I will never condone any of those behaviors that I describe but, if I can’t write it? Then pick something else. I can tag appropriately but, if my partner don’t tell me to cut to the next day or do fade-to-black in their following response, I’m going to describe that. Why I say depending on the muse is this: some of my muses are into fearplay/edgeplay but, the level where they were probably the reason some of their ‘interests’ are called risk-accepted consensual kinks which, for muses that are vile or evil, y’all gonna have to um, explain it that what you’re doing to them is not a dubcon situation but, a no-dont-get-off-on-this situation-this-is-my-scare-tactic. if you don’t, it’s gonna get real uncensored morticia/gomez real quick and you don’t want it. Other muses on the other hand will actually be scared so, choose (out of the collective 533+ muses) wisely. I’ll give you a list of who is in to what real quick, just ask/im me and i’ll find a generator that show just how much/little they’ll be into a thing.

I use either memes, open starters, greeters as an ice breaker but, also aiming to pre-established starters. So, I tend to make general starter for those that recently follow me in a way that anyone could respond to. I’m not shy to plotting but, for the most part, I’m just testing the waters. We can also im each other, send each other asks or whathaveyou. A jumping board that I might respond to one of your open starters or make a thread out of an answered post that you or I had sent to the other.

I don’t know how to godmod but, if you do it ...don’t be surprised that the muse is gonna fight back?? I only say this because I can’t write physical fight scenes with anyone because I’m so shit at those that I can now say that I have been accused of godmodding (2) twice in the span of a decade on this site by two ppl who (hopefully) live somewhere with free healthcare. Everytime I respond to how my character would counter an attack, there’s always that one person with their muse - that they are clearly in a fight scene - that only I get accused of godmodding out of nowhere. Despite when I look back at my responses on how I word things and I don’t see it (I still don’t. Is there an editor I can ask to look over and what I should reword here??) and the accuser fails to tell me to reword what sentence/paragraph to fix it where it’s not that. If I don’t get a response to what/where the specific bit in my response that made you think/came across as godmodding, then clearly you was godmodding too.                        OTHERWISE, WITH THE REST OF THE PPL I RPED A FIGHT SCENE WITH IN THE SPAN OF THE DECADE, THEY WERE JUST LIKE ‘OH THIS IS FUNKY AND FUN! *CUE TO US VIBIN OVER ANGST IN TAGS WHILE ALSO POKING FUN AT OUR MUSES AND SHIT*’ AND LIKE WE COOL SO MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WRITING STYLE, IT’S JUST YOU MISREADING THE TEXT PRESENTED TO YOU AND NOT ASKING ‘hey what you mean by [action/thing]? could you like rewrite that? i don’t get it, it didn’t sit right could you rewrite it?’ I’LL DO IT, I’LL FIX IT. HELP ME SEE WHAT YOU SEE?? INSTEAD OF JUMPING TO THAT ACCUSATION WITH NO EXPLANATION WHEN A THREAD DON’T GO YOUR WAY?? IT’S NO ANNOYANCE/BOTHER FOR ME TO FIX MY MISTAKES BUT IF YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT THE MISTAKE IS (while consciously choosing to just point out that in some part of our thread to say only ‘stop godmodding/that was a little godmod-y’ when a muse of mine don’t react/act indifferent to yours and their actions) THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET BETTER, DO BETTER, AND BE BETTER IN MY WRITING WITH YOU IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE REPERCUSSIONS/REACTION OF MY MUSES CHOICE OF RESPONSE?? ok that’s out of my system                                  anyway don’t-don’t-don’t godmod but also, if you think im godmodding when i can’t tell where it is on either side ahahahah, u better fucking tell me which paragraph/sentence i fucked up instead of just throwing that word around when you can’t handle when muses don’t automatically shiver at the sight of yours. if anything, they already been there done that over it.

I’ll make a manip, gifset, draw our muses for our muses. I do that. I do that a lot. Ask me, I’ll do it. I’ll submit/send the drawing privately but, manips and gifsets: I put that on display. I will. Ask me.

Tagged by: @blindeddevil

Tagging: @city-full-of-ocs @idontdosecondchances @takumishinobi @paigeatyourservice @girl-in-the-tardis @followthedrums13 @gingersrockstheuniverse @destinybitten @lonelybxstards @theiracademydaysareover @theserpentsjester & anyone else that wants to/sees this

my entire mood @ #4 but, it was made at 3 AM and i don’t have the voice but, the vibe of yvette nicole brown because i got into community again