#OKAY HERE YA GOOOOOO

[irishvampireboy]

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Heyo!!!! Hello there! And thank you!!!

So um... im gonna tell you about the ONE single smutty type fic i have going on because i just saw a gifset of Eddie Munson's hands and thats what inspired it so here we goooooo!!!

(It's steddie by the way... as if it would be anything else right now?)

So basically, steve is obsessed with Eddie's hands. He wasn't at first. But then he started picking Dustin up from Hellfire and he'd be there early so Eddie was like "you can come inside ya know? You don't have to wait out here..." so steve DOES. but then he gets to watch eddie DM. And then he gets to watch him clean up, and help him and Dustin, cuz Dustin always stays to help clean up.

And steve just.... cant stop looking at his fucking hands. And his arms on the days when it gets hot in the building and eddie takes his jacket off, or god forbid is only wearing a tshirt under his vest so steve can see his arms when he lifts the chairs up and stacks them in the corner.

But one day eddie holds him back when the others leave and he's like "hey i was wondering... my van's gonna be in the shop tomorrow, and i know there's no hellfire but i was gonna stay after and do some work on the campaign and i was just wondering..." and he just trails off, looking nervous and adorable and Steve's like "I'll come pick you up. Give you a ride. It's no problem." Steve assures, ending Eddie's stammering amd nervous suffering. And eddie just gives him a thousand watt smile and says "cool! Thanks man!" And steve just nods, he's got no words after that smile.

Anyway so he comes to pick him up, waits inside with him while he works. And steve just ends up fucking staring at Eddie's hands as he scribbles and draws and makes notes. Every now and then he looks at Eddie's face, but he can't look at it for long cuz Eddie's tongue is poked out in concentration and steve cant take that.

But eddie catches him staring. Stares at Steve staring at his hands for.... a long time. Before he clears his throat to get Steve's attention. And steve is foggy eyed and fuzzy headed when he looks up at eddie. And eddie just smirks at him. Sets his pen down and breathes "come here." And steve.... does. Without question.

He ends up sitting on Eddie's lap in that goddamn thrown, eddie looking up at him with adoration, and something darker behind his eyes. He moves his fingers over Steve's lips gently, Steve sighs, his muscles finally relaxing a little. Eddie's lips tug up in a smile and he presses against Steve's lips, just so, and whispers "open 'em." And steve does.

Eddie's fingers press into his mouth, rest on his tongue and just stay there. Steve whines and goes lip, drooping against Eddie. He holds steve tight. Soothing his free hand through Steve's hair. He presses soft kisses to Steve's hairline whispering "there ya go. That's what you wanted huh?" And steve whines again, nodding, sucking Eddie's fingers a little deeper into his mouth. Eddie laughs, once, darkly, holds steve closer.

Steve still gives him a ride home. After.

After they sit there for a long time. Eddie's fingers in his mouth, his head full of nothing but the salty tang of Eddie's skin on his tongue. Steve takes Eddie home but doesn't quite make it home himself. Eddie pulls him into the trailer with another bright smile and Steve's so fucking gone he'd follow eddie anywhere.

[astrxealis]

hi guys please wish me luck for my college entrance exam tomorrow for one of my dream schools xoxo

[meekahy]

Fishing

Needed to write about our fish boi so here ya goooooo, a short little fic

You worked the early shift this morning, so it was only noon when you got home. Stepping into the door, you kicked off your shoes with a sigh. 

Throwing your purse nearby, you yelled, “Nick, baby. Where are you?” You made your way into the kitchen to look around for your boyfriend. 

“I’m in the bedroom,” Nick shouted. You changed course and headed straight to the bedroom. Finding Nick lying tightly under the covers, you sit on his side of the bed. You brushed his hair out of his face and placed a kiss on his forehead.

“What are you still doing in bed?” you questioned as your hand ran through his dark locks.

“I just feel sad today,” he confessed. 

You frowned, “I’m sorry, love,” you paused for a second to think, “Have you eaten?” Nick shook his head.

“Hm, why don’t we go out and get some burgers, and then we can go fishing? Does that sound okay? Or would you rather stay in?” you suggested as he reached for your hand with his.

“You want to go fishing with me?” Nick asked as his face lit up. You hardly go fishing with him. This time, however, you want to cheer him up by doing something he likes to do.

“Of course I do,” you replied, “If it’ll make you happy, I’ll gladly go fishing with you.” Nick sat in bed, letting the covers fall, and brought you into a bone-crushing hug. 

“I love you,” he whispered into your ear.

“I love you more,” you whispered back before pressing a kiss to his neck.

At the restaurant, you and Nick ate some burgers and talked about your day, about the band, and anything in between.

“Where should we go fishing?” you wondered as you both walked hand in hand back to the car.

Nick helped you into the passenger seat and said, “Oh, I know a spot,” and shut the door before taking his seat.

He drove you to his “secret spot” that “no one knows about”. You both got out of the car and grabbed the fishing poles. He helped you bait the hooks so the fish would be drawn to it. Then you walked to the edge of the water.

“Babe, I don’t think I remember how to fish,” you lied so he’d help you.

“Okay, I can show you how,” he replied as he put his fishing pole down and walked behind you. He put his hands on top of yours and showed you how to swing the pole and reel it back in. Nick talked you through every little detail. When he was done, he kissed your cheek and had you try for yourself. With his hands on his hips, he watched you swing the pole and let the hook fly into the water.

“Baby, look at you! You’re a natural,” Nick praised as he grabbed his fishing pole and stood next to you. He followed your actions and then the both of you fell into a comfortable silence.

After a while of not catching anything and being patient, Nick muttered, “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” you smiled as you both looked at each other. Nick leaned over and kissed you sweetly. The kiss deepened and your hand reached out and grabbed his. Before anything got heavy, your pole jerked. 

You broke the kiss, “Oh my god! I caught something!”

“Reel it in!” Nick exclaimed. With all your strength, you reeled a huge fish in; Nick helping of course. 

He grabbed the fish by its mouth and his jaw dropped, “Holy shit, babe. You caught a nice one! Should we have fish for dinner? We can catch another one and then we can go home. What do you think?”

“Let’s do that!” you jump with excitement at catching a fish. Nick unhooks the fish and sets it in the cooler he brought. Watching him do his thing while smiling makes your heart warm.

He baits your hook again and you swing it back out. “Seriously, thank you for this. I needed it,” Nick confessed. 

“I’d do it again in a heartbeat,” you gushed as you kissed him gently.

[ohmygillygoshoppler]

what are.... your headcannons for Epsilon and his people?? Ad Francis too??

oooooh! OOOOOOH! FINALLY!!! MY THEORIES!!! IVE BEEN DYING TO SHARE MY THEORIES!!!

loooooooooong post lmao. Heads up-

Okay okay okay, so I had a few questions about these people when I first started watching the show a gazillion years ago; like how many more of The People are there? How do their numbers work? Are they all clones, or just the Epsilons? How do they do what they do in their universe? Who the fuck do they work for? And why are things the way they are?

I have more questions than answers, but I will say that brainstorming about it has been so much fun~ So lemme just break this down as best as I can-

I personally headcannon that only the Epsilons are cloned from each other, every other agent is someone they either recruited through traditional means, taken from childhood or from birth, or cajoled into service as a form of punishment. We all know how easy it would be to pluck a few promising young birds from some orphanage somewhere; unnoticeable, unwanted, and untraceable to the masses, an organization like The People would jump on the opportunity, I think.

Okay, now for my individual agents, I have only a few things I've actually put to pen about them. Don't you just love having blank slate character to project all of your bullshit onto? I do!

Firstly, I have Irene which i'll be real, she's my fave Green Man to draw. She's.... so pretty... To me....

Her stoicism is linked directly to her environment. When she's on the clock, she one of the most precise, cunning, cutthroat agents around. But the split second she has the okay to relax, she's relaxed.

Her detail is a saboteur, so she is the one disarming traps, disabling security systems and breaking shit up so she and her People can get their jobs done. That being said, she likes to tinker, and can make even the nastiest, most beaten up and abandoned forest can come back to life-

She is insightful, observant and sometimes even playful. She just hides it under a perpetual frown. I was also thinking she would have some affectionate feelings toward Francis, as she's known him all his life , and adored Simone. I imagine Irene and Francis are kind of like siblings with a huge age gap.

Next up, my man Io, a former Hunter who since kicks it with The People after an incident in the 90's. He, along with Epsilon and Simone worked with the Secret Scientists to create a vaccine against lycanthropy. He's been an invaluable asset to The People ever since.

Io has special knowledge on medicine and even alchemy, occasionally making passing remarks about an old colleague that could turn wood chips to gold shavings. He also has a vast knowledge in matters of supernatural sicknesses and possessions. He has a bit of a morbid fascination with it, even going as far as to try and give himself pestilences only for the sake of further research.

I think he'd be pretty neutral about Francis, seeing as how it's not ease accepting some kid to be your new boss. At the same time, he knows where he is, so Io does what he can to keep their relationship strictly professional. However, in light of... recent events, he may be spending more one on one time with his fellow agents; more so than he's used to. We might learn more about him later...

And now WOOOOOOO, GRANDPAAA!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!! No, but for real, Agent Rohan is the oldest agent here, pushing 65, and he's still out here taking orders from Epsilon and making moves with The People, all the while fighting vampires, befriending warewolves, tricking the fae and dealing with alien incursions of every sort. He's up there in "Spooky Levels of Competence" with Simone and Grandpa Max, like, this man has seen some shit.

Rohan likes hunting, fishing, shooting, and camping out in the middle or asscrack nowhere. You know, old man stuff. He's the good kind of Boomer, ya know?

And he's still just a chill Old Man who just wants to retire to a secluded cabin in the woods with his Dog (not a dog, not a dog-) and live out his sunset years like a regular American man.

Fuck you, I know Agent Mccabe divorced his ass (they were never married lmao) but sometimes when they're together it feels like nothing's changed. Then they look into each other's eyes and remember how they've hurt each other oh fuck-

Epsilon is an extremely reserved and extremely stifled man, so much so that he stifles everyone around him. He believes that order and routine are the ways to maintain a safe and normal lifestyle, and so many times he is proven right. So much so he allowed himself to be tricked into letting his dearest friend leave for outer space.

He is a, "By any means necessary," type of man to a fault. Ruthless, calculating, and by any sense of the word, the Perfect Agent. Nothing phases him, it seems. However, there is something there, a reason he instills instant obedience and zero hesitation, and I think we can all find that out... together....

Here cooooomes the boyyy~ 💖✨✨ my boy, my baby; Francis.

Hahahaaaa, this one thing soooo highly of himself, hahahahaa~~ Ohhh, thats so cute. I love him for that. I will break him. He will know humility.

You know what happens when someone with no moral compass is thrown into the most fucked up situation? They find that compass, and they fucking use it. The boy must learn, and there wasn't enough time in the show to teach him. Now's my chance-

Speaking of, his Foolhardy Father taught him that thinking for himself was the wrong thing to do, and after Morrigan, he has to start thinking out of the box because there was never a protocol for this...

Also..... I know the fact he's a clone hurts him, like, we saw that shit in The Unblinking Eye, fuckin he hates following Epsilon's orders but what the fuck else is he gonna do? What else is there, this is what he was made for, right? He seems like the perfect guy for a character arc, and it kills me that he didn't get one.

I want him to learn to be his own person. Kinda want em all to figure out what their lives are, since they could all be butchered at any moment and only their killers would mourn them.

Speaking of Killers....

Miss Morrigan Monroe

"Whaaaaat?!?!" I heard you gawking, "Your Evil Bitch™ is with The People?!?! How???" And I'll give you the diss-

next post, this bitch is already so long. But just know, she knew the OG Epsilon and they fucking DO NOT VIBE.

She is hundreds of years old, has profound beef, and the shits on site, so sorry Epsilon. That's what you get for the sins of your father, Get fucked, I guess.

I know she's bad, but she's meant to be vapid, petty, recalcitrant, repugnant and deranged, mean and clever and scary beyond all reason- You know, the perfect woman, lmao. (I dont AT ALL condone the shit shes done or is gonna do but like, its gonna be nasty 😈😈😈😈)

[roberrtphilip]

oh hey !!! i was just thinking about my own headcanon on this topic so i gotta ask you! do robert and giselle ever take their wedding rings off for any reason? like even something as simple as doing the dishes. or any worries about damaging it, that kind of thing. ALSO while i’m here. tell me all your thoughts about the engagement ring !! how it was chosen, etc. but yeah also curious if they ever take them off for any innocent reasons (and if they do, how the other one feels about it)

okay for her engagement ring, I'm so bad at picking out things like that so I don't have any set ideas for what it looks like, exactly (which is why I'm hoping Disney will release a picture of the ring Amy wore ... please... for me 🥺) but I do have a few pictures with some ideas I like, I'll drop them below in a sec

I feel like at first Giselle would not want to take her ring off ever. like after they get engaged (which, yk, in my vision, they fell in the Central Park fountain 🤭) they had to shower, and she was like "I literally can't take it off. ever Robert !!!" and he tried explaining it might get messed up, and she's like "but :((((" and he tells her "if I ask you to marry me again and slide it on your finger, will you listen to me?" and she very enthusiastically says yes. and then, ya know, she makes sure to take it off before every shower, but she really, really hates doing so.

I think she'd also probably take both off while gardening or painting, just so they doesn't get messy, but again, she hates doing it.

Robert doesn't do much that would require him to take it off, but if he's doing dishes/showering/helping Giselle garden, he will.

also, I think Robert keeps up with sliding her rings back on after a shower, and Giselle loves watching him do it, and she loves sliding his back on, so that's something they just. always do.

I don't think they think much about if they notice the other isn't wearing theirs, just because it's rare they're not, but I do think Robert would tease Giselle about it every now and then. like if he sees her painting, and they're not on, he'd be like, "I knew this day would come 😔" and she's like "????????? stop that !!!! do not say things like that or I flick paint at you !!!" and maybe it starts a paint fight, who knows.

for Giselle's engagement ring, I struggle to find one I legitimately like, as mentioned above. I just need Disney to show it to me, please, I can't do this on my own !!!

but anyway, I have these photos.

I like the flower vibe for Giselle, I think it suits her really well, I just can't seem to find the. right one. but right now I'm leaning towards something like the fourth picture. tomorrow? who knows.

as for how Robert picked it out, I actually have a fic about this. will I ever post it? that's a secret I'll never tell. BUT anyway, he checks Morgan out from school early, and he's kind of nervous about telling her because she wasn't exactly thrilled when he brought up proposing to Nancy. but this is Giselle, and he knows how much Morgan loves her. still, he's nervous. but Morgan is like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY !!!! LET'S GOOOOOO. and she's the one who picks the ring out, actually !! they're looking around the store, and she's like "Dad !! Dad this one !!!!"

and then she suffers for weeks waiting for Robert to ask and it drives her nuts but he has to plan !!!! and organize !!!! and stop being nervous !!!!!! (it also doesn't take him that long, Morgan is just dramatic, and not great at keeping secrets (like her mother !!!) so she keeps bugging Robert because "I keep almost telling her !! hurry uuuuuuupppp!!!!!!!!")

and also, going to throw in something about their wedding rings. I have tried so hard to zoom in on their hands in Disenchanted, and like. Robert's ring. god idk I think it's just my TV being shitty, but it looks like it might have swirls on it or something??? so that got me thinking that it'd be kind of cute if their bands looked something like this (not exactly but. something)

just. ya know... prettier. and also silver, not gold.

and on the inside, there's an engraving that says "True Love" which Robert surprises Giselle with. and they don't tell anyone because they want it to be a little secret message for only them.

also !! Fun Fact (headcanon) Robert and Vanessa never had wedding rings, nor did he pick out an engagement ring because it was an impulsive decision. and with Nancy, he never made it far enough to actually pick the ring out, he was just bringing it up to Morgan. which means Giselle is the first woman he bought a ring for 😌

AND, another Fun Fact (headcanon) Vanessa never took his last name, which makes Giselle the first "Mrs. Philip" in his life <3

[remzarci]

Okay ONE MORE TIME

I'm certain I can write a woman that DOESN'T sound Dangerous

Okay here I GOOOOOO:

"She took me to her house late one night on an offer of Drink and conversation. How could I refuse? In her pretty cabinet she kept her Moët et Chandon and prior to this rendezvous she baked a cake that she let me eat. what a woman! like a built in remedy for my day to day drearies. A pleasant invitation that I simply couldn't decline! We had our drink over caviar and cigarettes and lemme tell ya she had this etiquette that was well versed. You could say she was nice in an extraordinarily fashion! BUT! Upon stumbling on her stock pile of gunpowder and gelatin I found out that my Queen was a killer! And boy howdy with a laser beam she really blew my mind! Like Dynamite!!"

...DAMMIT

[r0w0fie]

~Help finding a nsft horror J-Drama CD~

You can skip down to the bottom for some Tldr. TW list below the cut. Certain words will be censored. MC = you the self insert main character. Questions are encouraged. Dm's open. Open to dark j-drama audio suggestions! Suggest me the juicy m4m yandere CDs.

I don't know where to start this off, especially since it's pretty niche. Okay so, years ago on Youtube long before the rise of asmr & voice acting channels, there were channels dedicated to posting translated nsft j-drama CDs & audios.

I cannot find the channels anymore, I cannot find people talking about my particular audio, I cannot find the playlists saved on my YouTube. I have tried many variations of wording on Google & tried Reddit. I even asked some of my friends if they have any idea, but like I said, it's niche. I would try searching through the chaos that is this site but we all know about the anti-nsft endtimes that occured once upon a time.

These channels sometimes got taken down but not all the time due to them being small channels & the videos being in a different language. Though maybe after all these years they're finally gone?

They were pretty raunchy, some were cropped from a longer audio & some were part of a series. Some were yandere, tsundere, boyfriend and all the additional tropes. The MC's most of the time were female or gender neutral, some were m4m. I doubt the thumbnail art were official to the CD/audio & some channels would link to their or others Tumblr account/s or mention sources.

There were many good ones but there was ONE in particular that has FOREVER stuck with me.

Tw: yandere, dark story, nsfw/l, death, s-icide, messing with the dece-sed, tanning of human skin, mental health, unhealthy relationship.

So, judge me all ya want but here I goooooo.

This particular translation was either part of a series of CDs/audios containing the same character & story or of a much longer audio that was then trimmed. The voice acting for the love interest was one of a very mentally ill character & there is nsft naughty audio. The self insert/MC is very likely to be female due to the . . . Overt noises that occur.

The romantic interest was a male yandere character who comes across the MC washed up on a rocky cliff coastline. They are hinted at having jumped or fallen, especially since previous bodies that washed up are from s-icides. I believe the MC had amnesia and the love interest was nursing them back to health from the brink of death.

This was the first body he had come across that was alive and during this audio he was admitting his feelings towards them. The audio clearly spoke back to the characters previous experiences getting to look after the MC (you) & getting close with eachother.

I can't remember how they got to this point in the dialogue but either the MC figured it out or the love interest admitted that his leather bags & furniture were made out of human skin. The skin coming from the cörpses he fished up from the cliffs which he would then tan.

I do believe he might of also turned his family into pieces of his "art" but I might be incorrect as I was also listening to other CD's/audios during that time. I'm not too sure if he k-lled his family, they had an accident near the cliffs or whatever else.

He was a very lonely character who is very unwell in his mind. He might of also had thoughts of also j-mping off the very same cliffs, but that might have also been the MC. Either or.

Eventually they end up doing the down & dirty in his bed. A+ for having actual good audio for the nsfw noises. A+ for my first ever audio sound experince. A+ for derranged voice acting. A+ for making my skin crawl from absolute creepiness. A+++ for being forever stuck in my mind ever since then.

This audio has stuck with me for many years even with how dark it is & because of how dark it is. I would love to find it again! I wish to experince this creepy audio anime man once again and his very unhealthy relationship with you the MC.

Tldr; crazy yandere male love interest who turns washed up cörpses skin into furniture & bags. MC also found washed up but was alive, is nursed back to health by the love interest. Admits to them about his "art" pieces. Ends up having smëx. Drama CD/audio is most likely part of a series or of a longer audio, I discovered it on YouTube many years ago. I cannot find anyone talking about this audio.

[libertyreads]

February TBR--

February is going to be the month I TRY to force myself to stick to my reading goals. I failed spectacularly in January by reading 8 more books than I had on my TBR. God, this is so the opposite of a problem. But I will say that January had me reading such small books that reading never felt like a chore. So, trying to stay in that mindset, I’m also going to be reading some shorter stuff in February.

1. Make a Wish by Helena Hunting (Spark House #3)-- I’m so excited to get to the finale of this companion series. The Spark House series follows three sisters who run an event hotel in Colorado Springs. This time it’s the youngest sister’s turn at love. We follow Harley and the guy she used to nanny for when he and his daughter move back to town after 6 years away. Can they navigate this romance with so much baggage weighing them down?

2. The Magic Misfits by Neil Patrick Harris (The Magic Misfits #1)-- I got this at a library sale...last year? The year before? At some point. It ended up being 50 cents or something like that so I thought I would take a chance on it. This one is the first book in a Middle Grade series that follows a street magician named Carter who has to save the town of Mineral Wells from the clutches of Bosso and his crew of crooked carnies.

3. The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight by Jennifer E. Smith-- This is another book from the library sale. It was also super cheap so I decided to give it a shot. It’s a 2012 YA Romance so we’re going to tread lightly here and keep our expectations low. It seems like this one is set over a 24 hour period and both at an airport and in an airplane so that will be fun to watch play out.

4. The Ruin of Kings by Jenn Lyons (A Chorus of Dragons #1)-- Okay, so maybe this isn’t a shorter book, but I’ve heard too much hype. I have to read it. We follow Kihrin who is a bastard orphan who grew up loving stories about dragons, demons, gods, and heroes who always save the day. But when he’s claimed by a treasonous prince as his long-lost son, he learns the stories aren’t all true. He lives as a prisoner to his new family’s power plays and ambitions.  But let me give you my FAVORITE part of the synopsis: “Then again, maybe he’s not the hero, for Kihrin is not destined to save the empire. He’s destined to destroy it.” Let’s GOOOOOO. I’m trying not to give into the hype, but...come on. Come on.

5. Traitor’s Blade by Sebastien De Castell (Greatcoats #1)-- With this one, I’m continuing my 40 Books Before 40 TBR as well as my Kindle Clean Out Project. I didn’t know a ton about this one before I put it on the TBR. I got the recommendation from Jade/JadeyRaeReads on YouTube. This is an Adult Fantasy novel that follows the Greatcoats who were trained in the fighting arts and travel to uphold the King’s Law. Or at least they used to. Until they stood aside while the Dukes took the Kingdom and impaled their King’s head on a spike. The Greatcoats are scattered far and wide, reviled as traitors, their legendary coats in tatters. All they have left are the promises they made to King Paelis, to carry out one final mission.

6. Stars and Smoke by Marie Lu (Stars and Smoke #1)-- I have to say that I am SO lucky to have an ARC of this one. I really didn’t expect to get it when I put in the request on NetGalley. I’m trying to decide if I read it as soon as possible or if I wait and savor it at the end of the month. I’m going to keep the synopsis SO BRIEF to go into this knowing as little as I can. This one follows a superstar who has been tapped to become a secret agent and the reluctant young spy assigned to be his partner. I’m literally squealing over here. Shut your whole face. I don’t know exact what genre this story is going to lean into since GoodReads has it marked as a YA Romance/Contemporary/Mystery/Fantasy, but I’m here for it.

7. Greymist Fair by Francesca Zappia-- Another NetGalley ARC for this month. I’m also excited to get to this one. It’s slated as a suspenseful and inventive murder-mystery inspired by lesser-known Grimm fairytales. As someone who has read the whole of the Brother’s Grimm’s fairytales, I’m beyond psyched for this one. I’ll give you the brief synopsis from the top of the Goodreads page for this book: “The People of Greyfair Known that the woods are a dangerous and magical place, and that they should never set foot off the road. But when a young tailor discovers a body on the road, her search for the culprit reveals even more strange and dark happenings around her town.” Is this the right time of year for this sort of book? Depends on who you ask. Me? I’m always down for something good and dark.

[multiple-fandom-3010]

Rewatching Ninjago Season 5 (7 - 8)

Ronin SERIOUSLY?!?

RONIN YOU WERE THINKING OF KISSING NYA?!?

Are you guys dumb?

Zane’s falling again

GO WU GO!!

Why the fuck Ronin is so strong

CYCLONDO!!

WU’S DRAGON!!!

They literally ignore the fact that Wu has an FUCKING DRAGON?!?

YOU BITCH RONIN

First, why did you make a deal with a fucking GHOST?

YES NYA GO LADY!!!

NO OH FUCK

Ronin giving Nya a lesson after literally betraying her 😘

Why he’s dressing as a criminal?

MORRO?!?

NO YOU FUCKER

You lie Morro

Yep, Morro being and prodigy

MORRO YOU WHAT?!?

GO RONIN GO (I’m literally crying here)

MORRO YOU WHAT

Nya I love you

JAY THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH

THANKS RONIN THANKS I LOVE YOU THANKS YOU OLD MAN-

Wu, wtf you talking about?

Nya I feel you there

LLYOD!!!! THANKS LLYOD YOU OKAY 😭

Finally Morro is showing himself

Why Morro is so fucking beautiful why like he’s an ghost- (or maybe because I like emo/gothic characters)

Why so much tension like, that’s a FUCKING LAMP

Alright, Zane’s canonic smells

MORRO’S DEAD BODY?!?!?

The Ninjas talking:

Morro’s dead body: 💀

ALRIGHT BUT MORRO REMEMBERING WHERE HE DIED LIKE-

NO MORRO’S DEAD BODY 😭

Why did you guys destroyed Morro

Minecarts aren’t cool

I said

YEAH FINALLY THAT GHOST SKELETON “DIED”

But whait, where’s Llyod?

YEAH RONIN!!!

Oh yeah, “Morou” (this how they call him in brazilian dubbing)

Morro’s lucky that he has Llyod’s body

Cole: “oh shit, here we go again”

Thanks Jay for remembering me that COLE AND KAI CAN PROBABLY DIE

AN FUCKING BIG SQUID

ZANE THANKS ZANE THANKS

Why Morro’s walking is so freaking funny

NINJAS NEVER QUIT AGAIN?!? C’MON IT’S GETTING BORING

THANKS ZANE

Zane: “Are you really doubting of a nindroid?”

WU HAVE GLOVES?! DID YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO LOOK COOL ON YOU?!?

Well, the ghost aren’t that dumb

KAI LOOKING AT THAT THING THAT I DOESN’T KNOW THE NAME LIKE I FELT HIS PAIN-

KAI NO

Well, using the Airjitzu Cynclondo was a really good idea

Cole: “I’m a ghost, why I am worried?” *water fucking shows* “Well, that really makes me WORRIED”

Wait, Cole can’t fly?

NINJAS NEVER QUIT AGAIN?!?

Oh thanks Cole

Zane: “He’s alive”. HE’S A FUCKING GHOST, HE ISN’T ALIVE

WAIT, AFTER THAT IS GOING TO BE THAT SCENE!!!

The reason of Jay’s desperation on Skybound!

Cole’s not seeing his future 💀

Zane’s literally just changing clothes

OH FUCK THE SCENE THE SCENE BITCHES THE SCENE!!! WHY IM SO FUCKING HAPPY?!? THE SCENE!!!

MORRO?!?

Two idiots fighting

Why are you guys so smart?

Where the fuck is Morro?

OH YES THE FSM BEING A GOD

LLYOD!!!

MORRO U BITCH

KAI BIG BRO MOMENT

NO GIVE ME BACK KAI AND LLYOD YA FUCKERS

GO NYA GOOOOOO

WHY DOES BANSHA MAKE STRANGE SOUNDS

Wait, why does Morro possesing Llyod makes their powers dissapear?

LLYOD!!

THAT WAS OBVIOUS

LLYOD!!! 

GO JAY GO ZANE GO JAY GO ZANE

KAI BIG BRO MOMENT 2

THE CRYSTAL

LLYOD’S BACK BABY!! 👏👏👏👏

KAI AND LLYOD THEY ARE SO FREAKING CUTE 😭

Kai: “I promised to look after you, didn’t I?”. I’m crying

[eartheats]

DUMBASS AMA

((ooc: so!! a while back i made a post saying if we got to 200 followers over here, i'd make an AMA for the dipshit brigade of ren's blog, and well...here we are now!! feel free to send any questions you'd like to them all, i'm gonna put all the introduction stuff under a cut o/ this is just something fun and dumb for me, and also a thank you to everyone who's been watching these dumb adventures for a while! <3 ilu all, thank you so much!! we'll be doing this until 12am EST on the 28th, so feel free to get questions in!!))

<a tumblr live goes up! it seems to be showing a shot of...a very dusty desert area that's probably an all too familiar backdrop in ren's life: welcome back to zapapico>

"--Oh! I think I got it workin' finally!"

There's a very distinct sound of Ren speaking up, ever cheerful, and then the next person speaking up's booming voice comes and practically knocks the rotom phone's shot over with the enthusiasm--

"YOOOOOOOO!! LET'S GOOOOOO REN, tech wizard IN THE HOUSE!" The rotom phone turns to a very tall young man with long, messy blonde hair who's bangs practically cover his eyes.

At that, the rotomphone turns back to a very familiar mop of blue hair, bowing exaggeratedly--in the background, a brown haired young man in a Pokemart uniform stands, along with an amused looking Pokemon Center nurse. Ren speaks up though, grinning, "Thank you, thank you! I'm here for only a day, but I'll gladly put on a show!"

"Oh my Arc, you fucking morons." The Pokemon Center nurse speaks up, waving into the camera when it turns to her. "Anyway, uh. If the dumbass brigade is too distracted, hi. Ren got stuck on a small layover so..."

"I decided to come back here and visit for a bit! Oh, but even if I didn't, I have some business here I had to take care of anyway!" Ren seems to come back to reality after that, grinning brightly as they lean just a bit. "So, um, I figured I'd introduce all of you guys to all of my friends on Rotomblr, since you guys are cool with it? Because you guys are real great! And everyone on Rotomblr is real great too! So...let's answer some questions together, maybe?"

"Hell fucking yeaaaaah, let's do it!!"

"I can't disagree with that." The young man in the Pokemart uniform speaks up, politely. "Ren, should we all introduce ourselves?"

"Ohhh, yeah, totes! Honestly, I was gonna wait until L got here, but--"

"Hihihi! Oh gosh waaaaait!"

The Rotomphone turns to a woman with a slightly messier looking Pokemon Center nurse uniform running down through Zapapico with a Charcadet in tow to try and catch up to them--she seems to be carrying...rocks...?

"Right on time, Lyd--L!" Ren waves her on over, and gestures out to the group. "So um, feel free to bring us some questions! We'll answer everything we can, yeah? But first! Introductions!!"

As Lydia catches her breath, the first Pokemon Center nurse speaks up with a tired expression.

"Alright, so. Hi I guess, I met some of you back when the squirt ended up in the hospital, so I don't need much of an introduction. Hi, name's Madison, couldn't get a job in my field despite my Poke Veterinary License, so I'm a Pokemon Center nurse. Good to meet you all."

"Mads is like, super knowledgeable about Pokemon Care! So if you got any specific questions, feel free to ask her!" Ren grins a bit, before leaning into the camera. "But ohh, if you ask her about Eevees, she might just melt!"

"Okay, that is so not true. I love Eevees a normal amount, thanks."

That gets a laugh from everyone involved, before Ren speaks up again, "And next up, we've got..."

"Oh, me?! Is it my turn?!" The blonde man speaks up, and the camera turns to him easily. An entire Maushold seems to climb up his shoulders, all squeaking into the camera. "Yooooo, what's up Roto-Gs! It's ya boy Kevin here! Or I guess 'K', from Ren's post! I'll answer just about anything you throw at me!"

Ren and the others laugh, but Ren's guffawing takes over pretty quickly. "Kevin loves giving his opinions on stuff, so please, feel free to ask him anything! He'd love to answer it, and next up...how about you, J?"

"Oh, me?" J, the pokemart employee, turns around with a smile. "Well, certainly. My name is Jacques, but everyone just calls me Jay. Ah...if you have any questions about fairy types, I'm more than happy to answer them!"

"Damn right he is!" Ren grins easily. "He's got the prettiest Florges in all of Paldea, and it's only because of that big brain of his that she's so beautiful and strong!"

"Aww, Ren, you flatter me..." Jacques rubs his head and laughs a little. There's a wave over to the side of the camera, and it turns to the slightly disheveled Pokemon Center nurse, who smiles at the camera.

"Oh gosh, so hiya! My name is Lydia, and I'm kind of an amateur geologist?"

"Amateur?" Ren pipes up and laughs, prompting some loud guffawing from Kevin off to the side. "Girl, what're you even saying! You're the biggest rock nerd in all of the regions, I'd say!"

"Noooo, no! Listen, I love rocks--I got some excellent specimens today while chasing after lil miss...um..." Lydia pauses, looking down to the Charcadet who's running in circles around her feet. "...Did we ever decide on a name for the little lady you're giving to that Professor, Ren, or--"

"Her name is 'I Write Sins, Not Tragedies, by Pani--"

"We are not naming her that."

"Aww, come on Maddie Thee Stallion, don't be a killjoy!"

Ren laughs from the slightly petty squabble, easily defusing it, "Hey, hey, come on. This lil lady is for Mr. Hemp! He should be the one to decide it, yeah?"

"Aww...but yeah, you got a point there!" Kevin laughs a bit, scritching his Mausholds chins. "And I mean, his name's Hemp, he's gonna pick out a dope ass name for her!"

"I'm certain that he will. But I believe introductions are out of the way, yes?" Jay turns to look to Ren, who smiles and gives a thumbs up.

"That should be a decent primer! Anything else they can all ask! So...let the questions begin!!"

[luxurychristmaspudding]

Hello my fellow partygoer! 🎉 I’m here with a party game in direct relation to your INCREDIBLE listen/watch/touch series that I am absolutely obsessed with.

Would you rather:

Be punished by Santi

Punish Frankie

OR

A secret third thing with Joel (you get to make up the secret third thing)

Have fun at the party! 🎊💕

let's GOOOOOO!!!! can't wait to see what kinds of debauchery we get up to tonight ;)

okay first of all omg thank you???? ily ily ily but also this is a DEVIOUS question because yes to all of the above.

i love this theme of punishment you've got going on because there's sure gonna be a whole lot of it in touch. and it's because of that that i'm gonna have to punish frankie.

i just love seeing him melt into a little whimpering mess. and it's so easy to do, despite what the boys are telling him. i also need to reclaim some control, as santi's very keen on me learning my lesson, and joel is very keen on making sure i see what happens when other people behave better than i do.

okay, i have no further details. we're straying into spoiler territory. no comment, your honour.

see you there!! and, ya know, if you find yourself in a room with these three... be careful. hehe. <3

[foolsongsa]

𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖊𝖉      /       ft.       @tipsylovers​

                        by  all  means  should  be  enjoying  herself,  the  celebration  all  around  her  meant  to  be  in  her  honor  ——  a  milestone  she  thought  of  simply  as  being  one  year  closer  to  inevitable  death.  agitated  sigh  emits  her  as  her  crimson-painted  lips  twist  into  a  scowl  at  her  boyfriend,  who  for  the  third  time  now  has  begun  drunkenly  hitting  on  her  friend.  it  should  necessarily  come  as  any  sort  of  surprise  to  her,  but  with  liquor  in  her  own  veins  she  was  so  much  more  heated  ..  prone  to  irrational  outbursts  of  emotion.  she  could  lash  out  HARD,  whip-like  and  poised  to  do  serious  harm,  her  silver  tongue  granted  to  her  by  both  her  prolific  parents  and  her  own  vested  interest  in  expanding  her  vocabulary.  she  had  bite.  ‘  jesus,  ’  allows  herself  the  vocal  gripe,  eyes  rolling  back  as  she  brings  the  plastic  cup  in  hand  to  her  lips  and  attempts  to  sooth  herself  once  more  with  the  saccharine  intoxicant.  it  was  a  terrible  habit  to  drown  your  sorrows,  but  she  reveled  in  it  and  embraced  her  pain  with  clear  intent.  she  would  use  it,  she  would  learn  from  it.  her  heart  is  sinking  as  she  closes  her  eyes  to  rid  herself  of  the  image  of  her  lover  leaning  over  another  (  only  to  find  that  the  image  burned  brighter  on  the  insides  of  her  eyelids  ).  before  opening  her  eyes,  her  feet  carry  her  one  step  forward  and  she’s  colliding  with  a  large  frame,  drink  nearly  launched  from  her  grip  but  saved  by  her  quick  reaction  time.  her  eyes  snap  open,  vision  blurry  as  a  result  of  her  level  of  intoxication.  ‘  oh,  hey  tomas,  ’  she  laughs  a  bit  breathlessly  in  surprise,  cheeks  flushed  ..  ‘ ‘m  so  sorry  about  that.  ’

[bonbonthedragon]

Don’t go

(Bakugou x fem!pro!reader)

Opening

Warnings: language, fluff, very mild angst? Naw, possibly future smut and suggestive themes

Summery: y/n is a ua student originally from America with a strong quirk. Making a promis to go back when she graduated, a certain blond didn’t realize it would be this hard to give her up.

Quirk: elements- basically she’s the avatar- I know it’s lame but she’s strong with it and I live the idea

Enjoy! More coming in the future!

“Well, I believe that’s everything”

“Donttt goooooo” Mina whined “the squad can’t be breaking up this sooooooonnn”

You chuckled “I’ll still keep in touch, and I’ll visit when I can.” Giving a small smile, you dropped your luggage, holding out your arms “come here”

The pink skinned girl gladly fell into your arms, dramatic cries escaping her mouth as she held onto you for dear life “who am I going to rant to when I have a bad day???”

“Call me”

“But what about rant cookies”

That was true, when ever she was upset you would bake for her, anyone really “how about this. If your having a bad day, you go get your self a pastry from Munchies and then go home, get in your pjs and text me or call.”

“But time zonesssss”

Another good point “wake me up at 2 in the morning for all I care”

That seemed to lighten her up a bit, the girl pulling away and give you a swift kiss on the cheek “ok” she pouted “that’ll have to do” sighing, she pulled away, only for a new pair of arms to take you. Kiri lifted you up off the ground, a squeal emitting from your lips as your feet left the floor. Spun in a circle, you wrapped your arms around the large man, the boy have grown much during school and now 6,2 and very muscular. It was nearly impossible to completely get your hands around him, struggling to hold on a bit as he twirled and set you down.

“Ima miss you too big guy” you patted his back, giving him a light kiss on the cheek. The red gave you puppy eyes, knowing that look as you’ve knew him since elementary “it’s gonna be okay,” you hugged him “your literally my brother, I’m definitely not loosing you dude”

Kirishima had to bend down to hug you back “I don’t want you to go. But I know you want to go back home.” So he pulled away “go on, go before I cry”

You snorted, turning only for two more to grab ahold of you “pleaseeeeeeeeeeee” kamanari whined loudly as he slip to the ground “dontttt goooooo” sero chimed in “your the only one who actually knows how to cook and get me mealsssssss”

“Oi!”

“Oh yeah, you too Bakugou” kamanari joked, going back to you just to grab onto your shirt “pweeeeeessssssss!”

His arms wrapped around your leg and sero hugged at your side “you guysssss” you let out, going to ruffle both their hair “kami, come up here so I can give you a proper hug” he only stayed down.

“No. That’s just means you leaving moreeeeee”

You sighed, using the air around you to pull him up and take him in your arms along with the other boy “I’m sorry I’m leaving, but like I said, I’ll keep in contact.” You squeezed them tighter before letting go.

It was bakugous turn, or it should have been. He was mad, he knew you said you were gonna go back to America when you graduated, but he didn’t realized it would come this soon. Did you have to go? He hated that you were going to leave a mark on him. Hated he cared for you, developed feelings. But like hell he would admit it, you obviously didn’t feel the same and he didn’t need a relationship right now. No, because right now he needed to focus on getting to the number one spot before stupid deku.

Kirishima came out of the stall just before Bakugou was leaving “ya gotta either make a move or at least tell her good bye”

“Yeah man,” kami chipped in, leaning against the marble sink “you’ll regret it if you don’t. I don’t like that she’s going either, but I’ll be damed if I don’t at get a hug good bye”

“Fuck off”

Ever since the news of you leaving being dug back up, the blond had been in a fowl mood.

“Denki is right. You didn’t come to the good bye party and you’ve been avoiding her since she said she’d go back. You have to say something, or you’ll just regret it”

“Will you two just fuck off already?I’m fine, I don’t care that she’s leaving. Jeez “ he scoffed, stepping out of the airport bathroom and back to the others outside.

“Hey KitKat” you nudged him, pulling him out of his thoughts

He bared his teach at the nickname “I said to stop calling me that” don’t ever stop

“Sorry”

Don’t be

“Hug?”

“Tch” he turned away

Just say something damn it!

“Plane for Denver Colorado is now boarding” the intercom chimed

“Kat, come on. I’m about to leave” your tone came out jokingly, but he could see the hurt in your eyes.

Just hug her! Why’s this gotta be so hard!

“I don’t do hugs” he sneered before turned away “have fun in America and don’t you dare die” that was all he said before he left, walking down the hall before turning the corner

The group sighed “well, it was worth a shot” sero grumbled

Mina, trying to lighten the mood and not kill the ash-blond, ran to you and gave you one last squeez “go kick some bad guy ass”

“Yeah, better hear that your on the hero charts there with that quirk of yours sometime soon” Kiri winked

“I better at least get a virtual hug when you land” kami smiled

“y será mejor que me mandes bistec estilo americano”

“Awww sero” mina chuckled “what does that mean?”

“He told me I better send him American style steak “ you raised a brow

“You know Spanish?!” Sero exclaimed

“Got lessons in middle school” you winked

“So all those times I-“

“Whispered under your breath or scream something in a completely different language just to piss us off? Absolutely useless against me”

At that, his shoulders slumped “sigh” he said “I’ll miss you. Go get em”

With that, you fought the threatening tears, waving as you boarded. Here we go.

—

“Bakubro?” Kiri shouted

“Where could he have gone?”

Kami shrugged “ I just know he was at the corner”

“Baku- oh” the reds shoulder slumped at the sight “I found him...”

“Fuck off” the blond cursed as he wiped his red face

“Aw man” kirishima rubbed the back of his neck amd sighed “you really should have said bye”

“I said fuck off” he nearly shouted, some tears escaping his eyes. He rubbed his face on his sleeve and got up “just call a fucking taxi so I can get home and start packing for the apartment”

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@bemon-thelemon

[go-dark-turtle]

(This is for @leftsidebonfire for winning my Saucy N Spicy raffle event. This fan fiction does contain Joseph x Caesar so if you arent a fan please dont read. The Female reader is Jocasta so let's all pretend that's our name.

As always I have a Saucy N Spicy warning if you don't want to read further

Onwards to the fan fiction and please let me know your thoughts thanks~)

It's Fun N Bubbles.  

(A part 2 Joseph Joestar x Caesar Zeppeli x fem reader fanfiction)

EXTRA Saucy n Spicy~

(WARNING THIS DOES CONTAIN CAEJOSE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ ANY FURTHER. Okay thanks :P) 

 

"Alright that's enough! Dismissed!" Lisa Lisa called on you all. 

You, Caesar and Joseph were practicing focusing your hamon powers on your fingertips holding your whole body up. You all collapsed laying over each other out of breath. 

"Ugh get your sweaty ass off me JoJo!" Caesar, disgusted , pushed the British man off him. 

"Oi don't touch me with your sweaty hands Caesar chan!" Joseph barked back.

You sighed as they started to bicker, you stood in front of them and sighed "Maybe it's about time we freshen up and maybe we can play poker later or something. Please get along. I hate to see you fight." 

They both looked down to you and felt bad that their little spat made you sad. Caesar caressed your cheek. 

"Ah Jocasta, my darling I'm sorry our fighting made you sad. I hope you can forgive me." Caesar stared into your eyes and smiled softly. You install melted on the spot 

"Ugh, casanova at it again." Joseph pushed him out the way and held your hand " I'm so sorry for Caesar being rude to you I hope you can excuse his behaviour." 

You sheepish grin as Caesar slowly approached him and dragged him away, you sighed again seeing them fight and you went back to your quarters. 

"Ugh I wanted to talk to her and you had to show off didn't you!" Caesar pouted 

"Heh, like you have a chance with her. It's me who is gonna win her over" Joseph winked and gathered his gloves from the ledge. "See ya later Caesar chan" 

Caesar's eyes followed him out the room and he realised he was going the wrong way. 

" Hey JoJo, you dumbass, you are going the wrong way!" Caesar threw a towel at him in the hallway.

"Heh, I know I wanted to check out some.... entertainment, wanna join me?" Joseph winked 

"This better not be another prank of yours JoJo I swear if it is... You will be sorry" Caesar folded his arms and glared at him. 

"As if I would do that Caesar chan~" Joseph stuck out his tongue and winked at him again. 

"Ugh, stop doing that!" Caesar punched his head

"OWWWW! Why you! Hrmph... I'll let you away with that... Come on lets goooooo" Joseph grabbed Caesar's arm and ran down the hallway. 

Meanwhile, you sighed as you dipped your hand into the running bath, checking that the temperature was just right. You smiled and removed your tank top and jeans and carefully stepped into the bath. The water felt so comforting the bubbles all around you, closing your eyes you tilted your head back and enjoyed the warmth easing your tired bones. 

"Look, isn't this great Caesar chan?" Joseph peeked in the crack of the door

"It would be if I could see. Out the way" Caesar nudged him out the way "Oh my, my, what a beautiful sight to behold." 

"You ass! This was my idea, remember so wait your turn!" Joseph nudged him out the way and looked in again "Oh yes, oh those bubbles are so lucky..." 

You giggle and you call out to them "You know I can hear you fighting out there, you better get in here before you get caught." 

Joseph and Caesar look at each other and scramble in the room and their jaws drop to the ground seeing you surrounded with bubbles. Their eyes sparkled and they both looked like they saw a tasty chocolate cake on display. 

"I see you've both stopped fighting, I hope it stays that way. So might you want to tell me why you were spying on me having a bath?" You smirked and raised your legs as you crossed them in the bath. 

The both of them looked at each other and started to blame the other for spying. 

"You know I could call on Lisa Lisa and tell her you sneaked all the way down here...." You smirked at the boys.

The boys paused and clasped their hands together and pleaded to you not to tell. "Please please don't let Lisa lisa know we've been up to no good. It's not our fault we both think you are so beautiful." Caesar placed his hands to his knees and bowed his head. 

"Caesar Chan is right, can you really blame us. But please don't tell Lisa Lisa, we'll do anything we promise." Joseph covered his face with his hands.  

"Hmmm." You smirked even more "Anything you say? Well alright then." 

You readjusted in the bath and folded your arms over your chest, there was a small opening in the bubbles that the boys got to see a cheeky peak of your chest. 

"OH WHOA!" Joseph's eyes shined with excitement. 

"MUMMA MIA!" Caesar joined Joseph in marveling at the cheeky display.

"Hm, I see you're both keen but here's what I would like for you both to do. It's just a simple request. I would like to see you both kiss. Just one kiss tongues and all and I'll keep my mouth shut." You winked 

"Wait you want me to kiss that casanova while you watch? Why?" Joseph fell back on his butt. 

"You are serious aren't you?" Caesar raised his eyebrow and questioned you 

"Oh yes, so get to it or else" You picked up a bell by the bath side table and raised your eyebrows and smirked. 

"WAIT OKAY OKAY WE'LL  DO IT DON'T RING IT!" Caesar stood up and flinched.

[CAEJOSE WARNING FOLLOWED BY SAUCY N SPICY WARNING] 

Caesar walked up to Joseph and held his hand and blushed slightly. You while in the bath had a smirk and was liking where this was going while clasping your hands. Joseph saw how you reacted and knew that you were going to enjoy this. Joseph threaded his fingers into Caesar's and looked deep into his emerald eyes. 

He whispered "Hey just relax and follow my lead." 

Caesar blushed and got flustered "AH JoJo what are you doing..." 

Caesar was cut off with Joseph gently gripping his waist and pressed his body against his. Joseph tilted the Italian's chin upwards and grinned 

"Next you'll say Joseph please be gentle this is my first time with you" Joseph smirked 

"Joseph please be gentle this is my... '' Caesar was caught off guard. 

Joseph grinned even more and kissed Ceasar right on the lips and started to rub his hip to relax him more. Caesar blushed and closed his eyes, the rubbing sensation on his hip felt so good. Joseph hummed as he saw Caesar was under his control and he glanced over to you. seeing your eyes were fixed on them both and you gasped for more to happen, Joseph raised the stakes a little. Joseph ran his hand down Caesar's thigh, the blondes eyes sprung opened and he looked at Joseph

"What are you doing?! Aren't we supposed to kiss?!" Caesar was shocked 

"Yes, but someone is a little excited by our display" Joseph winked at him. 

They looked over to you and your eyes filled with excitement and lust for them both you nodded for them to continue. Joseph smirked, he looked at Caesar and kissed down his neck. 

"Ah JoJo I.. had no idea you could pull these moves off..." Caesar softly cried out his cheeks flared up again. 

You bit your lip and enjoyed the action "Ah please don't stop on my behalf I want you both to have fun." 

"Heh, heh, I hope we will get a nice reward for our little display~" Joseph smirked as he reached under Caesar's shirt and pinched his nipple. 

"AHH! JoJo. Please be gentle." Caesar closed his eyes tightly feeling the sudden pinch on his nipple. 

"Hmm sounds like to me Caesar chan you are enjoying that aren't you?" Joseph smirked 

Caesar smacked his hand and glared at him, pushed him to the ground and pinned his hands to the floor. 

"Who said you could be in control?" Caesar's eyes glared over him 

"Ah caesar chan let's talk about this...." Joseph started to sweat. 

You on the other hand held your chest and sat forward seeing Caesar on top of Joseph, you licked your lips with excitement. 

"Hush now JoJo. We need to keep Jocasta happy otherwise we will be in trouble, so just relax and enjoy this moment." Caesar tilted his face to the side and slowly winked at Joseph 

Joseph couldn't help but fall for his charm and blushed. "All I ask is don't be so rough..." 

Caesar grabed Joseph's hand and held it to his chest "I wouldn't even dream of it. JoJo I'll be gentle with you~" 

Caesar started to slowly suck on Joseph's fingers which in turn made him blush and gasp softly. Caesar looked up to Jocasta and grinned. She was loving that Caesar was in control and wanted his lips on her body. She gently pressed her thumbs into her nipples and circled them as she continued to watch on. 

Caesar slowly caressed Joseph's face and planted a kiss right on his lips. A slight moan escaped his lips before Caesar sealed his lips over the British man's. Caesar, feeling more confident, quickly brought his hand down to Joseph's belt buckle and in one quick swift, woosh, off came his belt. He pulled from the kiss and looked at you again and got on all fours in front of Joseph. 

"Um Caesar chan what in the world are you doing?" Joseph for once was on edge unable to know what was going on in the Italian's mind. 

 "Mmm, just relax for me Mio Caro, leave the rest to me." Caesar grinned and looked at his zip. 

You bit your lip excited to see what Caesar had in mind, Caesar licked his lips and reached forward and gently bit the zip to Joseph's jeans and pulled it down he hooked his fingers inwards of the waistband and pulled them down in one fast motion. 

"Oh my JoJo so naughty you didn't wear any underwear. Do you see how naughty he is, Jocasta?" Caesar wiggled his eyebrows at you. 

You softly moaned and gasped seeing Joseph's length spring out from his jeans. Caesar held it gently in his hands and Joseph moaned loudly. 

"My, my looks like you are both excited aren't you? So naughty. Are you going to sit in that bathtub all day or are you going to help me out?" Caesar winked at you and titled his face to show off his smug smile. 

You raised your eyebrow and smirked back "Only because Joseph needs our attention, though I don't appreciate your attitude. On your knees now"   

You stepped out of the bath and walked behind Caesar and slowly pulled off his headband and tied his arms back.

You tiled his head back by gripping his hair and you whispered in his ear "Do as you are told or you will be punished."

He nodded a thousand times and obeyed "Good. Glad to see you are behaving now. I trust you will make sure Joseph is satisfied, yes?" 

He nodded again and he lowered himself to Joseph's length and kissed his tip gently, you smirked and bit your lip hearing the soft licking sounds Caesar made  and Joseph's heavy breathing. 

"And as for you Joseph, you can satisfy me. I want nothing but the best, understand?" You winked at him. 

Joseph winked back " You got it babe. Hop on board the Joestar express~"  

You smirked and rested your knees either side of his shoulder and sat on his chest gently. You looked down to him and played with your nipples. He grunted with Caesar pleasuring his length and held your hips. 

"Beg for me to sit on your face." You were determined and looked at Caesar worshipping Joseph's member.  

"Please Jocasta sit on my face and I'll send you into overdrive" He bit his lip and looked up to you with lustful eyes moaning softly

Hearing him begging for you softly you lifted your hips and gently lowered yourself to his face. He smiled and closed his eyes and could smell your sweet tangy juices, he slowly lapped them up as you clencthed your fist on the ground and bucked into him slowly. 

"MMMmmmm. Just like that don't let up." You looked behind and noticed Caesar stopping for a breather.

 Annoyed, you leaned back exposing your nub for Joseph to pleasure and you gripped Caesar's hair " I told you to do as you're told now get back to it." 

You pushed his head down on Joseph's length Caesar moaned softly and bucked his own hips. He took the whole of Joseph in his mouth, you smirked and grind your hips more for Joseph's tongue to get to work. 

"AAaahhh I'm going to..." You gripped Joseph's arms and creamed into his mouth and you slowly crawled off him. 

You sat to the side, playing with yourself, you were excited as you  watched Caesar still tied up sucking on Joseph deeply and Joseph holding his head he was near to explosion. 

"Ahh ahh caesar please slow down I'm going to..." Joseph leaned his head back and cried out. 

"Caesar stop!" You demanded.

He paused and looked at you, smirking at the blonde you held his tied up arms forward and helped him to his feet. you ushered Joseph to come over too.

"I can't wait anymore. I need you both, bit Caesar chan. You are still naughty so you wont get untied so i guess a little teamwork comes into play here. if you can both work together you can both fuck me." You smirked and caressed both their faces. 

"Are you thinking what I am thinking about Caesar chan?" Joseph smirked and his length was back at its peak. 

"Heh, you know it, for once I'll follow your lead, JoJo." Caesar smirked and he was ready and waiting for some action. 

You smirked as they approached you on either side, Caesar with his arms still tied behind him nodded to Joseph, the british young man, hoisted your hips and faced you towards caesar. 

"if you don't mind sweetheart, you could hang onto caesar chan. I'll support you from here. caesar it's all you." Joseph grinned and he pushed his chest into your back. 

You leaned forward and wrapped your arms around Caesar's neck. Joseph lifted your butt and guided you to Caesar's length. Caesar moaned as he entered your front. You rested your head into the crook of his shoulder and he slowly and gently bucked his hips into you. You softly moaned his name. 

"That's it, tesoro, call out for me and enjoy the pleasure." Caesar nuzzled his face next to yours as he continued on. 

"Hey wait a minute, don't forget I helped too right," Joseph smirked. "Get ready" 

He rubbed your butt cheeks and spread them wide and bit his lip seeing the fantastic view before him, he rubbed himself and lined it up to the opening. 

"This might be a bit of a tight fit. Caesar keep her relaxed for me." Joseph prodded against the opening 

You moaned loudly and Caesar whispered "Please enjoy our pleasures, I will be as gentle as I can for you." 

Joseph slowly entered your ass and you screamed out in pleasure, Joseph held your hips and started to pound you quickly while Caesar was slow and steady in the front. Overwhelmed with both pleasures you felt dizzy. 

"Ahh, Joseph, Caesar, you both feel so good. Please unleash yourselves within me. I'm going crazy!" You moaned loudly. 

"You heard her Joseph let's do this then shall we" Caesar looked up to him 

Joseph smirked "Heh, heh, let's go Caesar chan." 

You dug your nails into Caesar's back as they both thrust their hips into you, you moaned and squealed loudly for them. They both got so excited they moaned softly and then they both unleashed their wave at the same time. 

You all collapsed to the ground and you all snuggled into each other. 

"I believe that little session was needed don't you agree boys?" You grinned 

"Heh, most definitely." Joseph snuggled his face into your right breast. 

"And it was worth all the pain from training." Caesar snuggled into the left breast. 

You all smiled, cuddling and all feeling loved. 

THE END. 

[hyenahunt]

Beast Survival - 7

Writer: Nishioka Maiko

Season: Summer

Proofreading: royalquintet (JP & ENG)

Jun: Well, there'd be no point to fishing if that were the case. The real thrill comes from how it's a showdown between man and fish, doesn't it?

[Location: Beach]

Jun: First, cast your line into the sea... And then all we've gotta do is wait for a fish to take the bait. Easy, right?

Aira: Wha, we're starting already!?

...Um, so I cast my line — hiyah! Like this?

Jun: Yep, just like that. All that's left for us is just to be patient and wait.

Aira: Gotcha~ ♪ Oh ravely lil' fishies, dear lil' fishies ♪ C'mon and meet me already~

Y'know, I never realised just how convenient fishing gear was. Whoever first came up with it is amaaazing ♪

Jun: It's really not something you'd notice unless you're in this situation, huh. I'm sure there's loads of other convenient things we've always taken for granted.

Aira: It'd be even more convenient if we had fishing gear that was completely automatic, though~

Jun: Well, there'd be no point to fishing if that were the case. The real thrill comes from how it's a showdown between man and fish, doesn't it? It'd be pretty boring if we didn't have to lift a finger for it, yeah?

Aira: Hmm? Sazanami-senpai, have you gone fishing before?

Jun: Sure have~ Just a few times when I was real small, though.

I was super happy when I made my first catch. You can't afford to be careless when you're reeling in a fish, and that feeling of tension really hooks you in.

Aira: Ooh~ Sounds like it might actually be pretty fun! Wonder if I can reel one in soon myself~

Jun: Not just yet. Fishing's also a real test of patience, y'know~ It starts from when you're wondering if you'll even catch one or not.

Well, since this is kinda our last resort I've got no intention to lose my catch, of course.

— Ahh, I see. Maybe this is just how hyenas feel, actually...

They don't even know if they'll find any prey, and even if they do they can't be sure they'll catch 'em without a hitch. It's a given they'd go all out with desperation.

Aira: We're just as desperate now too, aren't we~

We ran into some obstacles at first, and did have our regrets, but I'm glad it seems like it's doing good for getting you into character!

Jun: For real, though. We've realised just how important it is to find food and a place to sleep, or kinda like... I feel like I'm getting an idea of just how harsh life would be after getting exiled from your own kingdom...

Aira: Hehe. Well then, let's make sure we return victorious from this trial ♪

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[Location: Starmony Hall Courtyard]

Leo: With a heave! And a ho! And out they go! Can I leave all the veggies I've gathered here?

Tatsumi: Ahh, yes. Leaving them there should be no problem. I've collected some firewood here, too.

This may be breaking a few of your rules, but just in case, I borrowed some sleeping bags as well.

Leo: Wahahaha ☆ We were supposed to be getting a taste of savannah life, but now it's more like we're going camping~

With all this, it might be pretty different from animal life. But hey, we're having fun so who cares!

Tatsumi: Perhaps I wouldn't wholly agree with that. In the very same way that beasts live by tooth and claw, humans make use of fire and tools to survive, after all.

I do believe the ability to make and use tools is a special talent of mankind.

Leo: Yeah! I think so, too!

But what Nami~'s tryna do is become a hyena, though~ That kinda complicates things, right?

Tatsumi: Heheh. It does, doesn't it? But I do feel that Jun-san's been overthinking it just a touch...

Ah, never mind me. There's no point discussing this while he himself isn't around for it.

On that note, I wonder how those two are getting on... Even if they don't catch something big, fishing up anything at all would be nice.

Leo: It'll be fiiine~ We're on the brink of starvation here, so we're all desperate! They're gonna come back with a heck of a catch, I just know it!

And if he doesn't, my stomach's gonna glue itself right up against my spine! I'm gonna turn all harp-shaped!

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[Location: Beach]

Aira: ......

Wehhh. I'm not catching a thing~! The bobber isn't moving at aaall!

Jun: Like I was telling you, fishing is all about patience. Not to mention if you shout so loud, you're gonna scare off all the fish, y'know?

Aira: Urgh. But just sitting like this and staring at the water is boring me outta my mind, and I end up remembering just how hungry I am~

Jun: Well, I totally feel you there. Doing nothing but waiting is reminding me of my own hunger, too. Let's see... We could take our minds off it for now by playing a game of Shiritori or —

Mm!? Shiratori-kun, it looks like you've got something on the line!?

Aira: Huh!? Wahhh! Y-you're right!? W-What should I do!?

Woahhh!? The line's pulling completely taut! It feels like I'm gonna get yanked right into the ocean—! Nghhh... Sazanami-senpai, save meee~!

Jun: Stay calm! Please make sure you stay right there and brace yourself, okay? I'm gonna help you out!

Aira: A-Alright—!

Jun: Wow, it's really pulling hard, huh...!

Okay, let's haul it up in one shot! Here goes! One, two, threeee—!

Aira: Hiyaaaaarrrghhh!

—I did it! I fished it up...

—Wait, huh......!?

Jun: ...I-It's a... broken umbrella?

Goddamn! Who the hell did this!? You're not supposed to dump trash in the sea!

Aira: Seriously! It even got my hopes up and all! I won't forgive 'em!

Ah, geez... And here I thought we'd hooked a big one~ ...Hmm?

Huh? It looks like this time there's something pulling on your rod, Sazanami-senpai?

Jun: Woah!? There really is!?

Jun: Damn, it's strong as hell...! Feels for sure this is gonna be something huge!

Aira: Dear God and Buddha~! Please let it be anything but another umbrella~!

Jun: Alriiight, here we goooooo—!

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[Location: Starmony Hall Courtyard]

Leo: Those two sure are taking their time~... It's been so long that even my tummy's stopped grumbling out music...

Tatsumi: Are you alright, Leo-san? They certainly are a little late...

Hm? Over there, is that...

Leo: Mom, Dad, my little angel Ruka-tan... Please forgive me for passing on first. The savannah was just too much for me...

Tatsumi: Leo-san, Leo-san. Please have a look over there.

Leo: ...Mm~? Whazzat? If it's a waste of time I'm gonna bite ya! Grrrrrr—!

Tatsumi: It's alright. It seems like it's good news for us ♪

Jun: Heeey~! Sorry to keep ya waiting~! We're back and managed to catch a big one~♪

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[destyni-is-me]

HELLO HELLO AND WELCOME TO ME RECCING STUFF DAY 2 ELECTRIC SPOOKALOO  here we goooooo day 2: Cirque du Freak: the Vampire’s Assistant 

more info about this movie that you will DEFINITELY NEED under the cut

Okay so I just want to preface this rec with the fact that this is actually my least favorite movie of all time and I hate it with a passion that consumes my entire soul. I watched it for the first time in 2009 when it was released after I’d already read all of the books and I was SO EXCITED for a series that meant so much to me had a film adaptation and I wanted to share it with everyone I knew so they could understand why I loved it so much.  But...as it turns out...  This  Film  Is  GARBAGE  that being said as terrible as this movie is it’s just the right amount of godawful that subjecting other people to your misery is a fun thing to do. Like how in Ring when you have to make someone else watch the movie to ensure your survival except in this case you both have to live with this movie forever burning a hole in the side of your brain.  On the bright side, this movie gave me something to always be angry about and it also taught me to expect the worst if something beloved from my childhood was getting a screen adaptation. (Thanks Cirque du Freak, you made what Disney did to Artemis Fowl hurt a bit less) 

Anyway! From the Google synopsis of the movie:  Darren is just like any other teenager, until the day he encounters the Cirque du Freak and a vampire named Larten Crepsley. After Crepsley turns him into one of the undead, Darren joins the traveling sideshow and its parade of weird and monstrous creatures. As he learns to use his newfound powers, Darren unwittingly becomes a pawn in the struggle between vampire factions.  

Long story short: I hate this movie, but it’s October and misery loves company so I am begging you to watch it and join me in hell. It’s available for streaming on Netflix last I saw.  I do still love the books, though and I recommend those beyond anything else in the world, they’re my favorite YA vampire media, and that’s really saying something. Thank you and enjoy(?)