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I hate you wizard council I hate you spell regulations I hate you familiar rights I hate you banned potion ingredients I hate you geneva convention

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Raven Queen x Ginger Breadhouse would work so well and no i will not tolerate criticism!

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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

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She requires your opinion on current events

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"awe... you poor little thing"

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the color pink has always been there 4 me

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I honestly think shrink rays could be real if scientists would just lock the fuck in

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and a moment of fucking silence for us tall bitches who identify as tinies but tower over everyone irl. do you know how hard it is to feel small when people have to actively tilt their head back to look at you? we should be compensated for this.

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Thank you for reblogging im stealing this

request: healer giant gently stroking a finger down my spine until the arthritis is gone and my joints feel right

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person hearing talk about the local giant: "a giant... he must be terrifying!" Jack, said giant: "I like stuffed animals :3 I like sweets :3 The other day I tripped and fell on my face again :3 I like naps :3 When's lunch? :3 i hope my friend comes over today :3 I love my friends :3 Would you like to be my friend too? :3"

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This scene is so funny bc that's definitely the best news he's heard in literal decades

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some old art i found from 2021 awa 🌿

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version two

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Do you think in the eah universe, instead of saying "lmao" (Laughing My Ass Off) they say "lmco" (Laughing My Crown Off)? 🤔

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the thing about characters like tecna is that people will often think they are strictly one-dimensional and lack nuance. that they only breathe complex facts and figures. that they are only funny when they are not trying to be funny. but tecna turns that notion on its head by being so emotional and so accepting of her emotional landscape once she reconciles her inner conflicts, and at times, by not being very rational. while tecna can be awkward at times and miss a social cue or two, she can also be intentionally hilarious and sharp through her spirited and bold remarks; do not forget the way she sassed riven in the minotaur episode or the way she cleverly had the last word with the beta girls. point is, please do not pigeonhole tecna into a predefined box or a particular stereotype. she deserves so much more than that.