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DNI if you are meeting mads and hugh at the con this month how does it feel to know you are god's favorite 😭😭
#im jk obviously#but i hate i can't go i want to meet them so bad 💔💔#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram#mads mikkelsen#hugh dancy
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i cant believe buck is bi for real like this is revolutionary television rn
#like this is not a headcanon this is REAL AND TRUE and CANON!!!#like its genuinely too bad that hes got a fugly annoying bf bc this couldve truly been the greatest coming out ever#im jk obviously#not abt tmy being ugly tho thats 100% truthful#buddie will be canon trust#911 abc#evan buckley#anti tommy kinard#anti bucktommy#just bc im bashing him in the tags tho
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Seeing a ton of new deadpool (and wolvie) fans and while I'm super excited abt my fav finally getting recognition I am unfortunately an elitist and gatekeeper to my core and I keep reading posts and going "He would NOT do that😒"
#show me the proof that youve been here for a while and ill allow it ig#im jk obviously#dont gatekeep guys#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine
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wow i didn't expect that haha, a shame he didn't give it a like - that would have made my day 😂
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This is not a joke, guys, she said she’s going to take my organs I think I should be worried…
*gets scooped* …oh for fuck’s SAKE—
Also yes, it’s a wig on the second frame :D
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf sl#fnaf sister location#fnaf meme#fnaf fanart#michael afton#elizabeth afton#ehehe#im jk obviously#my little sister liked this joke btw#my art#maybe ill finish it one day#who knows
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Hear me out: Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo are like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones of our times (im jk)
#pro for me not for thee#analog#i fucking hate it here#sabrina carpenter#olivia rodrigo#girl ive always been#im jk#im jk obviously
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new question time!! bc im still having fun with this feature and also hyperfixating
(note: in this hypothetical, you are able to vote in us elections. also whoever wins will become the president of the united states in real life. vote wisely)
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Ahem. Anyway.
*gets real up-close to the mic*
RTstuck / AHstuck was the predecessor to the Minecraft SMP boom of the early 2020s
#rtstuck#minecraft smp#im tagging shit purely so others can be cursed with this realization as i have been#dream smp //#dsmp //#the non homestuck fandom stuff also counts as a predecessor#HOWEVER. rtstuck is where the divide between irl ppl and their in-character fictional counterparts rlly happened#so all u kids GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN I WAS CRINGE AS FUCK FIRST#im jk obviously#its funny how history is always cursed to repeat itself like this
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love the random pains that i get all over my body that feel like someone stabbed or punched me also that cool thing where my bones and joints just hurt and ache for no reason
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Hehehe ur Italian, I'm currently in Italy 😏😏let's link up
will you travel across the country to be the dan to my phil? then i might consider it 😌
#im jk obviously#hope you have fun in italy!#anon#i dont know if i need to be scared or flattered lmaoo
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day 215
0h hi!
#day 215#year 5#aradia megido#homestuck#AradiaAugust#i know im late posting but look its a friday night im stayin up past my bedtime!!#gettin wild and partying#(jk i am playing miitopia)#(the drawfee vid got me and i have been watching onstas stream vods w karina)#(i may draw some of the sillier interactions bc u know i put homestuck characters in there)#(aradia is my main char obviously)
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teaser tidbit tuesday
tagged by @sibylsleaves <3 !!
im working on babysitting fic still!! i wanted 2 finish it yesterday but im a perpetually slow writer
“Eddie,” Buck says. He sticks his head around the corner. “Mara wants help with her homework. Are you better at science or at playing princesses?” “Uh,” Eddie says. “I’m pretty bad at science?” “Jee?” Buck calls. When she comes around the corner, she’s got a blanket train wrapped around her shoulders and one of her stuffed toys in her hand. “Can Eddie do princesses with you?” Jee looks at Eddie. Eddie looks at Jee. She tugs on Buck’s sleeve. He leans down; she whispers something in his ear. Buck straightens up. “You’re approved,” he says, grinning. “Eddie—princess crowns are in the toy box. Jee—take good care of him.” He gives Eddie a thumbs up before disappearing back to Mara’s room, very you got this! Eddie wants to remind him that between the two of them, Eddie’s the one who has a kid.
would YOU trust eddie to play princesses? weigh in in the comments
tagging @iinryer :3
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yknow I really didn't think it was possible to make me angrier at JK Rowling but then I found out she wrote a book abt an autistic person being sucked into a cult (that's totally not an analogy for trans people what you talking abt) because they just can't possibly know what's good for them, they need their fathers to come and hire private investigators to get them out of a cult. And in the book autistic people are referred to by the r slur and called "a bit simple".
I didn't think it was possible for me to hate this paternalistic, honeyed head-patting, self-righteous, hate-driven HAG of a woman more than I did but fuck me here we are.
#terfs dont fucking touch#anti gender critical#anti radfem#not to toot my own horn or whatever but when midsommar came out i legit had a 'oh my god is anyone seeing this?' momen#because everyone was talking abt how it was a 'happy ending' for dani like she didnt just get inducted into a violent cult#but heyyyyyyy thats just me what do i know#its not like im the owner of this brain or anything#OBVIOUSLY a british terf that lives in a FUCKING CASTLE and has NEVER MET ME EVER IN HER LIFE knows me better then i know myself :)))))))#anti gc#trans rights#ableism tw#tw ableist language#i hate jk rowling i hate her i hate her i hate her so muchhhhhhh#anti jkr#fuck jkr#had to edit the tags because i realized 'jk rowling' attracted terfs and i dont fucking want that noise#im already fucking angry im not taking being talked down to because im autistic
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psshht nah
i SWEAR to the gods above that i heads SOMEONE say they ship Darius and Zayna.
ZAYNA IS 14 GUYS.
DARIUS IS LIKE 20 SOMETHING.
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Complete word vomit but like what if viktor decides that whatever the 'arcane' is too dangerous or comes at too high a cost and starts The Glorious Evolution from there?
Maybe he feels responsible for whatever the weird magic orb thingys are and decides that all of this mess (not just with the hex core but also with zaun and piltover) was due to human error so now he thinks he has to help people by getting rid of their 'flaws' like they're ability to make the kinds of mistakes he made in s1.
We know he already doesn't want the hex core to be around anymore so why would he suddenly become infatuated with it?? Like sure maybe it has an influence over him, but I seriously doubt it would last all season
Plus viktors whole Thing is helping people why would he stick with the hex core and all it's bs if it means either vaporising people or shimmer? Viktor is smart that's like the first thing we know about him I feel like he'd find a way out of the hex core's thrall
Idk I just don't really want to watch hex core bs for like a quarter of next season, I'll still probably like it tho
#plus if they're rewriting the league lore then why tf would viktor just be a synthetic mage#like that is so BORING#i miss my wife tails#viktor#viktor arcane#arcane viktor#words#word vomit#arcane speculation#arcane thoughts#arcane theory#glorious evolution#arcane#im sorry if this doesnt make sense#im very tired#and excited#i need season 2#NOW#jk jk jk#obviously#jayce talis#arcane jayce#i need a scene where it calls back to that thing jayce said about him and viktor being brothers but like in a vander and silco kinda way#or maybe something like that part with the 'its viktor' kinda thing#idkk#i hope they get more screen time#like i love ekko but i do not give a shit about the rat with him#himerdinger should get kicked in the head like a football#ideally by viktor
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