#im in ohio.

[theartofmadeline]

“hell is real” felt patch sewn onto an upcycled flannel. inspired by the ohio billboard

[nintendont2502]

I'm gonna be a little bitch for a second GOD it's so so so fucking exhausting being a non USAmerican online. Like. Jesus fucking christ the levels of defaultism are just,,,, god. The 'default' audience for every post is Americans. American pop culture is universal obviously, and god forbid you bring up a show from your own country because no ones ever watched that! The millions of kids in your country don't count clearly. When American places are mentioned it's always Town, State, Country, but when anywhere else is mentioned you're lucky to get State, Country, or the closest major city if you're really lucky. Fahrenheit and MM/DD/YY and American spellings dominate even though they're the only country that uses them. People constantly talk about how x and y 'breaks the law'. They mean American laws, because those are obviously universal. American news and American politics are everywhere. You *have* to care about this. If you don't, you're a monster. The only time my country makes it is when we're literally burning to the ground, and even then they don't even touch the political side of things. Even international incidents somehow get brought back to America - call your representative (I dont have one). Go to these protests (they're on the other side of the world). Sign this petition (it's for US residents only). Im going to go insane.

[mooneysometimes]

[lesbianshepard]

i've made a ranking of states i've been to based on how pleasant or unpleasant driving there was

long island is ranked worse separate from the rest of new york for reasons obvious to anyone who has driven on long island.

[ezra-loomis]

IT- ITS

RAH

ITS THE SAME

FACEE

HUH- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS SATOYU AS BI HAN-

[samuraijacksoff]

big iron miku

[cxndiedvi0lets]

Sussy imposter amongus cheats on spongebob squareflop with tall skinny man (story below)

Amongus was sleeping on their side. Their rosey red skin rose from her breathing chest as Spongebob tossed and turned on every side of the bed. He can't help but think that amongus was being sussy, his sponge began to soak as sweat ran down his absorbant body. Till, his eyes flickered from the bed slowly rising. Amongus turned to them, "whats wrong?" They asked as they held spongebob non-verbally from their breath. "I-it's nothing." He shudders in response as he senses indifference in amongus' voice. Amongus assumes spongebob is just worried that their wedding is an hour away, but spongebob couldn't let go of her icey response...

Upon the wedding, Amongus walked the aisle as their friends cheered but then, their wedding was interrupted by a dark.... TALL.... broading.... handsomely faceless figure...

Their nonexistent lips parted. "STOP THE WEDDING!"

@serialkilluh-1996 @hiro--aoki @heartz4tate @hearts4golbach @yandereunsolved @drbenh @harmonymom @hauntedrose555 @enderman1967 @b1tchccraft @puppet200 @uprising-antichrist-666

[hibiscuslynx]

i dont feel like drawing rn so woe, hockey-based wttt hcs be upon ye, because i can literally only think abt smth when its related to hockey:

tonight, nj is pummeling ny with rocks w the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. thats how it feels to be a new jersey devils fan rn .

chicago/illinois is upset

texas still doesnt know he has a hockey team

utah is still trying to grapple with learning the fan culture. nevada is dearly trying to teach him and having the time of his life watching utah experience hockey. “they fight??” this is how we grow the game. take a drink utah. its beautiful

i have decided arizona IS a hockey fan and he is SOOOOO pissed off at utah every time they play. he lurks like a scornful ex because he still wants to see his boys succeed but he hates that they’re wearing black light blue and white. they should be in the kachina jerseys. but whatever, he guesses he’ll help nevada teach utah hockey. whatever.

[pinelessmelody]

I keep forgetting im supposed to be an art blog lol (ft. Ohio as a slug and Alex as a slugslinger)

[peachdoxie]

Guys I think I'm experiencing shrimp emotions rn

[maryland-no-rabies]

*puts you in a maid outfit*

- @ohio-thestate but wearing the anon sunglasses so nobody knows it's me

WHAT

OH GODDAMNIT

@ohio-thestate IT HAPPENED

[holytrohmanempire]

I think the best part of HTDIO is in the opening where they keep saying universal things but then qualifying them as in Ohio. Like bestie I think wearing your seat belt is good for you in all fifty states not just Ohio bit sure. If that works for you.

[froskii]

i lowkey ship them too 🙈🙈🤪🤪

happy june 19

[viquipo]

Do u guys remember when Mayfield off handedly mentioned Adam was supposed to get a love interest in season 2? Yeah I do.

He's supposed to be Eve if you didn't notice did you get it did you get my thing. Yes I thought of this in math class I'm failing it anyway so who cares

[funsizedcrow]

Hello rvb fans!!! it feels like its been forever since ive drawn rvb lol I wanted to participate at least a little bit for rare pair week so heres an ohsherry doodle <3 i miss them...

@rvbrarepairweekdos