#im in my own head.

[odysseys-blood]

ppl will agree w/ u that ur nonbinary and so ur gender can be weird if u want it and not set in stone and yet bc ur also transmasc now you must also align urself to things like male pattern baldness and mansplaining whenever u talk abt anything

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Saw another poll that asked what your natural hair color was with half the choices being shades of blonde and that just won't do. Let's go about this the professional way (this does not describe tone but tones are based off this level system). Some natural levels fall in between these, as human variation will do, but go with what you believe is closest.

Feel free to describe your tone in the tags!

*some level systems include levels 11 and 12 but these are strictly to describe shades lightened above a level 10 and are not considered on the naturally occurring spectrum for hair aside from going lighter with age

[saewokhrisz]

final victor...?

[hinamie]

thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life

bonus:

[dykespirk]

10/10 funniest Spock moment is when he accidentally tells everyone he went blind bc he forgot he has an extra set of eyelids.

he ACTUALLY thought that HE, himself, was permanently blinded before going, 20 minutes later, “OH FUCK! I can see again”

normally that’s something Spock would do just to fuck with everyone but this time he also had his ass handed to him because he couldn’t remember HIS OWN NUMBER OF EYELIDS

best Vulcan ever. I know Starfleet is still telling stories about him to this day

[puppyeared]

good morning sifloop nation

[transient-winds]

On their way to school for their daily dose of teasing their grade captain like kids embarrassing their parents

Sakura is not amused.

[clouvu]

Mother and Father 🫶

[shizunitis]

wanna know what i think? i think mobei-jun should have to manage an ding peak for a few weeks as shang qinghua has something else to deal with or is otherwise indisposed.

he does such a shit job.

at first he’s much more relaxed than shang qinghua and the disciples love it. then they have to start picking up the slack, and by the end of the shizun-less period, an ding peak has staged a protest and is demanding their competent father back, as his king is clearly incapable of sorting papers and keeps fucking glaring at people. speak words, ice weirdo! they’re overworked disciples, not mind readers!

eventually shang qinghua comes back, and is so annoyed and touched at the same time he can’t do anything but sigh and get to fixing whatever mobei neglected and left to break while mobei preens in the background. he thinks he did excellently! no one died, and everything is a normal human temperature! a success on all accounts. (not the sect’s, but eh. you win some you ignore others.)

luo binghe hears of this and laughs for ten minutes, until sha hualing suggests letting shen qingqiu rule a day or two to see what would happen, and then he’s clamped his mouth shut so fast his jaw pops and sha hualing is now on stable duty for the forseeable future.

[sbeana]

the pool scene

[molinaesque]

You know why these boys brought you in? 'Cause I f*cked up a poor, defenseless gang-affiliated organ dealership? Yep. Mm.

[slavhew]

charmed, i'm sure

[tubbytarchia]

Puts this down on the ground and walks away in shame

[alicornze7]

Silly guys goin' on silly adventures:]

@rorydrawsandwrites's puppeteer au but the only difference is that jax gives consent

My contribution to this wonderful au has been long overdue:')

Rambling in tags ehe (cw: ribbun:p)

Well maybe it's not the only difference

[pandebunuelo]

but if he knows that you know that you know that he knows that he knows that you know that you

[zumicho]

dating one of the karasuno boys & kissing them at ukai's convenience store only for him to yell

"CLEAN UP ON AISLE 7" at the top of his lungs