#im horribly tired

[astrochemstry]

but i guess that's just the way things go

[skellydun]

I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

[azul23blue]

Sylus is such an “enemies to lovers but she’s the only one who thinks they’re enemies and he plays along because yes.”

[somesharkguy111]

"Your mother loves you."

[22614334457993]

No tumblr activity for almost a week it’s so over for us 22614334457993 fans

you all are so needy

[httpiastri]

lando norris x reader, 18+

"i'm bored."

lando's head shoots up from below you. your head is tilted to the side, gazing out the window as if you can't be bothered to care about the man between your legs; as if anything, even the gray skies outside, is more interesting than this.

but you're just pretending, of course.

there's no doubt in the way that your body always trembles under his touch, or the way that your cheeks grow hot when he just looks at you. he may be slow and careful, taking his time with his touches instead of rushing into things, but he's never been boring to you before, and he sure isn't now.

"what?" lando asks, frowning. he's a bit confused – after all, you were the one who called him up half an hour ago, begging him to come over – but he's not completely sure he believes you. he knows the effect he has on you. "you're talking nonsense."

you shake your head slightly. "no, this is boring..." you mutter, letting out an exaggerated sigh. his kisses still linger where he left them on the inside of your thighs just moments ago, and you already regret making him halt his actions.

"god, you're so bratty."

your eyes dart back at him. there's a teasing grin on his lips, and his fingers on your thighs suddenly make themselves known again. one thumb draws circles into your skin, as the other hand moves up to swipe just along the edge of your slit. "i- i'm not." the instability of your voice is clear to lando, and it's easy for him to take notice of how your legs have tensed up in just a moment. "i just... want you to..."

your eyes flutter closed when one of his fingers makes contact with your clit. "hm? what do you want me to do to you?" he increases the pressure, casually circling your bud as your hips buck up slightly. "for you to feel less bored?"

"you- you've said that-" a whine escapes from your mouth, not able to form your sentences when he's teasing you like this. he notices and slows down his movements to let you speak. "you said that you like to make my eyes roll," your eyes find his the moment you open your eyelids. "do it."

he cocks an eyebrow at you. "alright, then." his lips trace down from your stomach to right above your core, kisses still feathery yet carrying more purpose than before. "your wish is my command."

[moon-buggg]

@wyervan I just wanted to draw him lol

[birdgee]

ross's turaco

[sangrefae]

hey guys i don't know if you know this but focusing on a disabled character's fragility and weakness as something sexy is kind of ableist. it's incredibly ableist actually. especially when you have a weird emphasis on how helpless he is and how his love interest could so easily do anything they wanted to him. did you know this. It's important to me that you know this

[feverflushed]

A whumpee who gets very tachycardic when they have a fever. Standing up makes them short of breath, they can just feel their heartbeat going faster than usual, reverberating through their whole body, making them feel desperately dizzy.

[astronomodome]

No More Skizzlepregnancy!

[napping-sapphic]

Send me every little selfie you take so that i can look at them whenever i miss you

[thedevilscarnival]

made in abyss is peak fiction and im tired of pretending it's not

[lovckett]

dpax highschool au orion is a jock and dee's a nerd except orion's the runt of the litter and he'd never admit it but hes jealous of d-16 because he's still stronger than him even when he's more academically inclined and idk idk idk i don't know where im going with this d-16's jealous of orion because orion socializes easier than he does and YOU UNDERSTAND ?!!!!??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME ?!???!!!??

my apologies locket is sleep deprived and exhausted .

[muffypollz]

when the purge marches or whatever idk i never watched milgram

[butter1knife]

DAY 4: TIME TRAVEL AU

-> @alt-zadr-b1tch3z <-

SOME NOT WELL THOUGHT OUT STORY CONTEXT: Zim and Dib encounter a Time Machine while hanging out in professor membranes lab basement. They dare each other to travel back in time for funzies! Dib set the date and joins in with Zim, suddenly weird noises come from the machine which spooked Dib a bit but before they could’ve questioned it, they got transported and all of the sudden they were falling in the sky down a futuristic city. Zim stayed shocked for a second and then reacted fast in capturing Dib and getting them somewhat of a "safe landing". The impact sprained some of Dibs joints but was fine. Turns out they flung themselves forwards in time, now they’re both hella lost with no contact or idea how life in 2997. They’re cooked