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Physically incapable of drawing small asses so here. Cause all y'all think Luka is such an ass, I gave him a big one to match pfft
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Here's the final love interest I haven't drawn yet from @rosesrotofficial 's game Killer Chat (shameless tag ofc cause what do we expect from me at this point).
I love Angels design, so I wanted to do it justice, so this is a different style from the last ones! I tried to do something funky with the lighting, not sure if it worked. Lemme know what you think!
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This isn't my best drawing in the world, but I was really inspired to try something new with my colouring thanks to the really cool art in the VN Killer Chat. You should play it. Ronin and V have my heart. Misaki and Angel have my soul.
@rosesrotofficial
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one day ur gonna post a bad take with 100% confidence and im so sad that its gonna eventually happen
Not gonna happen. All my takes are fucking amazing. Even if I messed up, I'm an ever-changing, ever-growing person so it’s literally impossible for me to have a bad take because I'd just learn from it, baby.
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people wgo put cereal before milk and say its good are liars. What do you mean you don't want the crunch of the cereal. Milk after cereal makes the cereal lose a significant amount of flavor. I woke up today and decided i would finally try that infamous combination and was severely disappointed with how i tasted more milk than cereal. This is now my deep personal opinion, my reasons rooted in this horrific event, and anyoen who tells me otherwise will find themsleves in a box down a river. Send post
#cereal#i heard media literacy rates are low now so for the record#this is a joke yes you can have your own opinion thanks#good night tunblr zzz
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hey atheists
if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?
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I have an even bigger following since i last reblogged this! Happy anniversary, I guess
I will update the original post soon, i think
Edit: I just saw the date of the posts and, oh wow, it's been 3 years, that's insane
Random Websites
This is a list of random websites i found out of boredom
I didnt put all of it since I got tired but ill update
https://theuselessweb.com
If you don't want to go through a list of random websites, this website will do it for you!
https://puginarug.com
Its a pug in a rug! It counts how long you’ve been on the site and you get titles like “master honorer of the pug”
https://neave.com
They have a couple of websites that are fun like strobe illusion!
https://imaninja.com
Find the ninja in a black screen.
http://drawing.garden
Move your mouse around the screen and grow a garden!
https://thezen.zone
Its a place where you can calm down using small activities like switches. You even get a timer for 1, 2 or 3 minutes!
http://www.partridgegetslucky.com
Partridge gets lucky. Lower your volume.
http://www.koalastothemax.com
Move your mouse and watch the circles turn into a koala!
https://longdogechallenge.com
Scroll down and get a lotta wows.
https://jacksonpollock.org
Move your mouse around and watch colors come out!
http://eelslap.com
Personally one of my favourites!! Slap a man with an eel or gently caress his face.
https://strobe.cool
Warning: flashing lights. Its like those black and white videos that hypnotize you but this one distorts your surroundings. I tried it and its cool!
https://smashthewalls.com
Hulk can go smash something else, its your turn now.
https://trypap.com
Passive Aggressive password machine. Watch it insult your password (don't worry, it wont take your password. You can even put random shit in it instead!)
https://thatsthefinger.com
Thats the finger. Works better on computers. Move your mouse up and thats the finger.
https://aidn.jp/wowa/480305195
Another favourite! *slaps roof of the car* This baby lets you draw something and make it dance. The link will lead you to one of my creations but there's a button you can click that will let you make your own!
https://inspirobot.me
What you get is either inspiring or really weird.
https://www.sheepfilms.co.uk/gifs
You get really bizarre gifs.
http://www.slightlyinteresting.com/lavalamp/lava.asp
Its a lava lamp!
https://www.dctech.com/physics/notes/0005.php
If you’re bored and want to read something, heres a website you should read. The link will lead you to part 1 of why you should run in the rain.
https://unicodesnowmanforyou.com
Its a unicode snowman for you!
https://www.handspeak.com/word/
This one is helpful, its an ASL (American Sign Language) dictionary!
http://www.hat.net/abs/noclick/index.html
It tells you to not go on but we know you wont do that.
http://5secondfilms.com
Its 5 second films. Its really entertaining.
https://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/photos/
Ever wondered who had really cool or long beards? Well heres a website for ya!
http://playing.hypernom.com/monkeys
I don't know how to describe this.
http://www.youareinaforest.com
You are in a forest. Go left or right?
https://findtheinvisiblecow.com
Warning: the sound gets loud at times so make sure to lower it down!
Find the invisible cow! Or goat! If you have enough points to get one.
https://what-if.xkcd.com/8/
“What if.. What if..” stop asking and start reading this website that answers hypothetical questions!
https://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com
It tells you how many people are in space right now.
https://www.autodraw.com
Draw anything and find out what the bot will give you!
https://www.window-swap.com
This website lets you look out a window from somewhere else.
https://cat-bounce.com
Warning: if you click the button “Make it rain” the sound is really loud so make sure to lower it!
Watch cats bounce! Bouncy cats! Move them around! Cats!!
https://random-website.com
It generates a random website but you can click what kind of website you wanna see!
http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org
Just be patient and wait for the site to load! Even for hours! (im not kidding).
https://zombo.com
A site that repeats “Zombo.com” again and again like they’re on a radio.
https://isitchristmas.com
Tells you if its christmas already
http://www.staggeringbeauty.com
WARNING: if you move the worm too fast, there will be flashing lights.
Move the little worm around, but not too fast! Please not too fast.
https://eyebleach.me/animated/
Saw something really really fucked up? Heres some bleach!
https://codepen.io/akm2/full/rHIsa
Click somewhere and watch the little circles move toward it.
https://xkcd.com
It has tons of comics of romance, math, sarcasm and more.
http://www.flashbynight.com
Theres a lot of websites there. Choose which one you wanna try!
https://pokemonshowdown.com
Don't have a pokemon game? Don't worry, heres a website where you can choose whatever pokemon is on your team!
http://weavesilk.com
Its an interactive website where you can see cool silk art when you draw something.
https://www.omfgdogs.com/#
Warning: Flashing lights and loud music- you know what to do.
Omfg dogs. Its dogs running!!
https://29a.ch/sandbox/2011/neonflames/#
Its a sandbox game. Pick a color and move it around-- you can even mix it with other colors!
http://hubski.com
A place with good ideas and where you can converse with other people about it!
https://www.internetlivestats.com
Stats of the internet
http://www.drivemeinsane.com
Drive someone insane! Play with the lights and signs and ITS REAL!! You can even send a message for the person to read! Its pretty laggy though.
https://zoomquilt.org
A picture zooms and you’re in another picture-- and repeat.
https://pointerpointer.com
Move your pointer around, and watch someone point at it.
http://papertoilet.com
A paper toilet. What will you do with it?
#hopefully i will be a little more active again#but for now#goodnight everybody#i should do that. good night posts and good morning ones for funsies
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hardest thing a man can do is pretend he doesn't have encyclopedic knowledge about south park
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(Someplace, somewhere...
A man in Mario cosplay is floating down the river...)
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guys if i did commissions would u guys buy from me (asking with the stare of a sad puppy on a rainy day)
#i really need money oh my oh my#im willing to do writing commissions.... art im unsure#i do not think my style is very commissionable its always fluctuating
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but i guess that's just the way things go
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you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling!!
(now available as a sort-of-wallpaper and print~)
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hi hi thanks!!!
1. Do you make your bed?
Not really. There's lots to do, ykyk? Wake up get up get out there (ref)
2. Favorite number?
107 :)
3. What's your job?
educational slave idk
4. If you could back to school, would you? GET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!
5. Can you parallel park?
:,(
6. Do you think aliens are real?
Yes 100% always and FOREVERRR
7. Can you drive a manual car?
:,(
8. Guilty pleasure?
Papa's games? I can't say i have a guilty pleasure cause I'm open about all the things i like. I specifically enjoy scooperia.
9. Tattoos?
never
10. Favorite color?
pink.... Or blue... Or yello.. .....w....
11. Favorite type of music?
pop is good? I like all of them!!
12. Do you like puzzles?
Depends? I like riddles, mysteries and all
13. Any phobias?
Jewelry ://
14. Favorite childhood sport?
Swimming!!!!!
15. Do you talk to yourself?
yeas maam!
16. Tea or coffee?
kape cofi coffee :-D
17. First thing you wanted to be growing up? A mayor or part of the military LMAO
18. What movies do you adore?
Whiplash, The Peanuts movie.. any movie with miles teller... Matilda.. Spirited away... Basically any Ghibli film...
anyone can join! yayay
get to know me ‼️
thanks to @dear-space-cadet for the tag :-)
1. Do you make your bed? not really, but i do tidy up my bed a little
2. Favorite number? probably 7, i know its a popular favourite number but thog dont c aare its a good number
3. What's your job? don’t have one 💪 🔥 💯 i plan to apply to some like. shelf-stocking and similar type jobs soon when i get round to it
4. If you could back to school, would you? haven’t left it yet so i dont have much choice in the matter here lol
5. Can you parallel park? never tried but i doubt it considering i cant drive lmao
6. Do you think aliens are real? i believe theres bound to be other forms of life somewhere out there but idk if i believe in aliens in the traditional sense
7. Can you drive a manual car? once more i cannot drive any car
8. Guilty pleasure? watching true crime videos and then getting paranoid, getting into stupid arguments in youtube comment sections & getting way too invested in niche internet discourse
9. Tattoos? none atm and i dont think i plan to get any . but that could change
10. Favorite color? dull-ish blue (similar to the colour of my blog)
11. Favorite type of music? truly i cannot pick one
12. Do you like puzzles? jigsaw puzzles im ambivalent towards, logic puzzles i usually enjoy
13. Any phobias? no full-on phobias but i do kinda freak out at the idea of swimming with jellyfish
14. Favorite childhood sport? climbing!
15. Do you talk to yourself? all the time 👍
16. Tea or coffee? to be fully honest i drink neither but i’d have to say tea . ive had more tea than coffee in my life and i enjoy tea more generally
17. First thing you wanted to be growing up? when i was like 3-6 i would always say i wanted to be a dog (bc i did) and when i eventually came to terms with that not being a career option, i would usually say artist (but i also somewhat wanted to be a comedian from like ages 7 or 8 to age 10)
18. What movies do you adore? saw (2004) is my absolute fav, i also love donnie darko, american psycho, zoolander, ten inch hero & anything directed by jordan peele. + horror movies in general are my favs
im gonna actually continue a tag game for once SOOO. tags (no pressure ofc 👍): @nintendont2502 @gorillaxyz @s-ccaam-era-crepe @paranormalglass @dykesism
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hi! :D
Tall or Short // Spicy or Sweet // Cute or Cool // City or Country // Mountains or Ocean // Forest or Desert // Witch or Knight // Vampire or Werewolf // Cats or Dogs // Outdoors or Indoors // Speed or Strength // Brains or Brawn // Fangs or Claws // Wings or Tail // Chaos or Order // Hot or Cold // Together or Alone // Books or Television // Close Combat or Faraway Sniping // Electricity or Ice // You or Me // Fluffy or Smooth // Firm or Soft // Black or White // Day or Night // Spring or Fall // Summer or Winter // Men or Women (I collected all genders!) // Rice or Bread // Meat or Vegetables // Short Sleeves or Long Sleeves // Sweaters or Jackets // Pastel or Neon // Friends or Family (friends are family!) // Purse or Backpack // Competitive or Casual // Silk or Faux Fur // Sporty or Prep // Money or Love (with love I buy several tmnt merchandise) // Life or Death // Sky or Earth // Think or Leap
how fun!!! anyone can join!
THIS OR THAT (from @urplepurplegurgleturgle
Highlight your choice in your signature color. You cannot choose more than one option. Think hard and choose wisely.
Tall or Short // Spicy or Sweet // Cute or Cool // City or Country // Mountains or Ocean // Forest or Desert // Witch or Knight // Vampire or Werewolf // Cats or Dogs // Outdoors or Indoors // Speed or Strength // Brains or Brawn // Fangs or Claws // Wings or Tail // Chaos or Order // Hot or Cold // Together or Alone // Books or Television // Close Combat or Faraway Sniping // Electricity or Ice // You or Me // Fluffy or Smooth // Firm or Soft // Black or White // Day or Night // Spring or Fall // Summer or Winter // Men or Women (Or the secret third option: Neither) // Rice or Bread // Meat or Vegetables // Short Sleeves or Long Sleeves // Sweaters or Jackets // Pastel or Neon // Friends or Family // Purse or Backpack // Competitive or Casual // Silk or Faux Fur // Sporty or Prep // Money or Love // Life or Death // Sky or Earth // Think or Leap
Tags: @magicmike5000 @selemercy @chaosyt @buga-lugs @angelstitss ANDDDD ANYBODY ELSE WHO SEES THIS TBH
I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MUTUALS ANYBODY WANNA BE MOOTS PLSPLLSLSPLS
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(Someplace, somewhere...
A man in Mario cosplay is floating down the river...)
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40/40!!!!!!!!!!!
Was genuinely hoping chappell would pop up lol but these are interesting songs
anyone can join 🗣️🗣️🗣️ let me vote for yall 🦅🦅 democracy!
Challenging you all!
Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!
Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!
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