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strawberri-syrup · 5 months ago

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tell me why my fathers email is the primary email in one of my resident portals. how did that happen and why cant i change it

#what the hell man #my phone number is the primary phone number #i dont want to call my landlord again about this but also i dont want father dearest up in my business #really do not understand why she put him as the primary email #im her tenant

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crafteeauthor · 3 months ago

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There's something so funny about a landlord saying "back in the 90s when people could afford homes"

#im aware her rooms are cheap and she's pretty chill #she's also a landlord talking to her tenant #like that's funny #dead boy detectives #dbda

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slutdge · 10 months ago

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I need to go look at pictures of old mens slutty slutty whore dad bods for 6 hours for my mental health

#boy did my mom lose her fucking mind on me cause i changed the locks on my apartment #so now she cant show up whenever she wants and harass me when i try to set a boundary with her cause she stole my spare key #also the upstairs tenant's fucking DOG HAS BEEN BARKING NONSTOP SINCE 6 AM #and its a small dog high pitched yappy bark too. kills myself and explodes forever #i should eat soke more soup and have some beers while im doing it

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lapisbitch · 3 months ago

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I love my mom so much and she lets me radicalize her all the time but she's also recently a landlord and it is my SACRED DUTY to keep her from turning into a conservative old white lady

every time she complains about landlord troubles I'm like no offense mom but you could simply choose not to be a parasite on society whenever you want. Just saying

#shes all concerned her tenants have a dog and im like mom you also have a dog #why dont you sell them the condo and then it's their problem

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themanwhowouldbefruit · 10 months ago

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going to jerk off while fantasizing about apartments calling me back

#there's no way in hell im getting this apartment. the landlord flat out told me that the old tenant used to go out binge drinking with her.#like i did get the heads up that she would be selecting the tenant based on vibes and i also got the heads up based on that itself being a #red flag but. my poker face just slipped . i am sooooo not getting this apartment.#'oh making money off rent isnt a factor i want cool people to live here' <- absolute lunatic who bills utilities separately to the tune of #$250 a month more #god i hate old rich hippies so much #its fine i will just live in another slumlord apartment in this 'city' and commute 60-80 minutes total everyday🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

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carcinized · 2 years ago

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i should not be allowed to watch jane the virgin it makes me want to confess my undying love to someone

#SOBBING CRYING THIS SHOW IS SO SWEET :(#ive already seen it all but im rewatching and oh.... the season 3 ending where her parents get married and she finds michaels letter #and shes reunited with adam bc he was the old tenant AND AND AND #i am in TEARS.#tobin talks

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six-of-ravens · 2 years ago

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despite sleeping in very late, I'm still determined to do the 2nd phase of my grand cleaning plan: the bathroom, bedroom, and hall closets.

I think this will take a lot less time than the kitchen, since I don't have to say, scrub a year's worth of grease out of an oven.

#i should rewatch some auriikatarina videos cause her cleaning tips were really useful last year #but aside from the bathroom which will take about an hour it should be pretty easy #just dusting and moving a the dresser and nightstand so i can vacuum underneath/behind them #side note im gonna try and get a decade + of calcification off of my bathroom tap #downside of an old apartment that the landlord doesn't care to fix up is that some of the previous tenants were not overly clean #and it really shows in the amount of rust and calcium in the bathroom....#luckily i have CLR and determination

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lilgynt · 4 months ago

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had another gay experience at emo night as per usual but had a first straight experience 🤨

#personal #also i think got gropped but not super confident but whateverrrrrr #i was mainly annoyed bc he kept pushing me while on the outskirts of the pit #and he was knocking me around when i was like i need to be steady or im gonna get bodied again #like i thought he was just swaying and knocking but even when i moved. he kept touching me? i was facing the pit #so i don’t know what was touching me from behind #but some girl started talking to him the way you talk to drunk people #i think apologized? and telling him something something get away and led him away #few times in the night i was like is someone grabbing me inappropriately????????#but anyway #the straight experience were none of these btw tenant #that was a keyboard smash :(#no the gay one was a girl said thank you for protecting me and i was like i have to die for women and she was like :0 #and gave the sweetest girl my banana clip bc she was trying to hold up her hair while moshing #and then some dude got pushed into me got up then immediately got pushed again so he slid his hands on my waist to gain balance oh bitch #i short circuited and i think a dude saw all of this and was lightly laughing at me being like 😦#some girl also thought i was her sister and was like HER NAME?!?!?!?!#that actually happens a decent amount i look like a lot people

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sodrippy · 4 months ago

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the way i perfectly predicted "lol im probably gonna fuck around all saturday and then speedpack at like 9pm" and im STILL not even finished packing is. a new record i think

#whateverrrrr i want to have one last night w my cozy blankie before i pack her up ok #and it goes at the bottom of the box so we will just have to hustle tomorrow #the shits not getting picked up tomorrow so its whatever but i dont trust that ill get it done before i have to go out #been having such shite luck getting up on time this week ):#but yay after tomorrow im free of the looming stress of packing!#only have the looming stress of having unsold furniture and no tenant lined up to take my lease #and the looming stress of having torpedoed my general health all month right before going on a physically strenuous vacation. awesome #im really ignoring that last one though i cant like. i simply cant do anything about it #worse case scenario i just spent so much money to go lie still in various motels. whatever. whatever!!#worst. worst case. im not retyping all that though 👍

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bitchy-peachy · 5 months ago

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Finally learned how to inject myself with this shit 😤

I have graduated from being a wussy that didn't want to poke herself on the stomach now. I feel accomplished 🥹.

Plus Luthian had threatened to jab me themselves if I kept complaining. My child acts like a strict parent sometimes.

#personal #nivestym #i seriously thought the delivery people were nuts when they told me to just inject it myself cos its an after 24 hours chemo shot #but now im good #im over my fears 🥳#personal pics #before that i had a tenant who's a paramedic doing it for me but i didn't want to make her or her gf uncomfy with jabbing the landlord

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administer-distractions · 8 months ago

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#its been over a year since i moved into my apartment and im STILL getting packages for the last tenant #girl u dont live here anymore 😭😭😭#theyve all been amazon packages but today i got one from nike??#why is she not checking her address before shipping her things???#especially when this has happened SEVEN TIMES NOW

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kindlyfunkn · 10 months ago

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i told my sister she should not cough so much when trying to throw up bc it can increase chances of aspiration, for more success she could start heaving from the stomach

"yeah well i dont know how to do that🙄"

what? heave? yse your abdominal muscles? are you fucking stupid?

#istg she comes home says shes sick and acts like she's never been sick a day in her life #she gets pissy when i offer advice bc what else tf am i supposed to do here #now she complains about no food being ready 'im so tired i was working all day then johanna wanted to hang out n get bubble tea' ok?#theres leftovers from the other day HEALTHY STUFF theres vegetables and chicken you can put in the fucking microwave 30 secs boom supper #and theres tuna i mixed with mayonnaise there on the counter and a baked potato on the stove for you do not fucking say that theres nothing #not when ive been the only one cooking here for more than just myself. every time she makes something for her supper im an afterthought #but the minute i dont make something for her (DVEN THOUGH I FUCKING DID) she gets pissed #im like a fucking maid in my own house and she complains about me #she got mad at me last night when i said 'my house' to my twin sisters friend bc 'my (sic) names on the bills' like bitch im paying you #for those still. and im listed as a tenant shut the fuck up. it IS my house. yes it's our house but it is still my house also #i clean this place i turn the heat up and down ive washed the dishes 8 out of 10 times im always making supper #i do the laundry i fold her shit too. the rare chance she does the laundry she never folds it and only takes her shit out the dryer #she did the laundry yesterday and oh whats this? all the clothes smell like rubber for some weird fucking reason im sick of her #she never does anything except buy groceries once in a while #all she does is go to her room when she gets home and thats it #funk's record log

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aromanticannibal · 11 months ago

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btw i had a dream that some lady came into my house and tried to kill me

#ok basically today theres guys taht are supposed to come to do stuff with the things. in the house. long story #and im supposed to open the door bc im home alone but i dont know when they're coming so yknow #and my brain too that and ran with it #so i wake up late (in dream) and open my door to find a sort of weird reuinion in the hallway. the weird lady is the leader of this whateve #important to note that the thing the actual people coming are doing isnt at all that like nowhere close #idk how but everyone leaves and i let the lady in so she can do whatever. shes a bitch and i think we kind of argue? were in the kitchen an #i get fed up w/ her when she goes in the living room and starts touching things and looking through stuff so i tell her shes leaving now #girl just SPEEDWALks to my room and i follow her #important to know that at this point she doesn't like me. so i follow her and shes facing away from me she's facing the small couch in my #room that's under my loft bed. and i grab at her shirt to be like girl gtfo. like LEAVE my property (not my property im a tenant (my mom is #and she just turns around with a /knife/#it's a knife that actually exists in my house a big ass knife horror movie type my mom uses to cook. and it was in my room for some reason.#and girl starts to try and stab me shes obv bad at it and seems abit too happy to be doing this. i panic #and you know it's a dream. so i can't /scream/.#also because of my weird ass kinks i have imagined a lot what its like to be stabbed and i panic in my dream bc omg help its gonna hurt and #im gonan die and i cant scream #and i wake up. and i legit gasp lmao #anwyays that was unpleasant. i still kind of remember what the lady looked like she had short hair

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jeezypetes · 1 year ago

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I want a house so bad ive got house fever i want to own a house not rent it and take care of it all by myself. I see a cute house on the street and i start fantasizing about having one just like it. Im watching local mortgage rates. My bihomelogical clock is ticking

#im like a single woman w baby fever #i have a gf but her work is a 2+ hour drive from mine so us owning a home together is not in the cards rn #i wanna live really close to my work im so over the 1.5 hour commute #and there is an economically depressed area near my work where i am sooo close to being able to afford a house (with govt down payment #assistance) but its still like a few hundred dollars a month outside what i could realistically pay #plus like furniture home repairs etc… i would have to have a tenant lol #so. its a fantasy. for now

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ayyponine · 1 year ago

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not me wanting a relationship just so i can have a diff place to sleep every now n then

#@my upstairs neighbours. literally ihope you die. specifically that you die up THERE and no one figures that out fr like three days #so that the whole place becomes a biohazard and the landlord needs to fully replace the shitty ass floors SO no one lives there fr a year <#oh and then obv when it IS open fr new renters any time an interested party comes fr a viewing you haunt them <3 #im also gonna bite the realtor who got me my apartment. yeah its so quiet. upstairs? oh theres an older lady w her dog <3 #when she said older she meant 5-10 yrs older than you and when she said dog she meant two dogs a boyfriend and an 11 yr old boy #who trudges around somehow even louder than his massive unit of a dad who comes to babysit weekly. i rip them apart w my teeth #not my humble request of ''if at least the zone above my bedroom could quiet down by 10 so that i can sleep'' now biting me in the ass #bc the dad was GENUINELY baffled i came knocking abt the kids yelling and banging on the floor. when it was only 9.30. DEATH. to all of the #i think if i were to start screaming i wouldnt stop. today after work im going back to my moms house to sleep there and am so excited abt i #literally hot millionaire fully in love w me when. i need to sell art to his friends 3x a year and spend the rest of my time globally vibin #oh yeah obviousy im NICE to them tho. like this is the situation WITHOUT them having a motivation to make my life hell #god forbid i complain too often. apparently the prev tenant of my aptmt complained to them daily. im starting to understand why :))))))

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attachablepenis · 2 years ago

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my therapist every week: so how have you been?

me every week: oh ive been good

then i kick up my feet to tell her some of the most messed up shit that has her scribbling furiously

#i dont know how to explain emotions or even identify them so i walk into therapy every week with just v specific metaphors #and my kneejerk response to 'how are you' is good #and then i follow it up with stuff like #im the ghost and the haunted house and the new tenant whos being haunted all at once #you know in movies when a bomb goes off and the camera shakes and high pitched ringing happens #and theres smoke everywhere and sometimes the camera pov even goes blurry or dark or shaky?#that happens everytime someone wants to have a serious convo w me #sometimes reality breaks and suddenly im looking through a moving fishbowl and all the furniture has become cardboard stand ins #and i have to stay rly still or it might break more #you know how in really shitty movies or books they make the whole story have actually been a dream or a vision?#thats happening all the time w me #i feel vaguely bad too bc shes a student therapist getting her hours for her degree #but she was cheaper bc of this!!#but every session she like 'immm gonna have to speak to my supervisor'#and im like of course babe #penis meows

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