#im gonna try to be good for the rest of the week

[balladofboothill]

Fifth Third

Joe burrow x wnba player!r

an : we're gonna pretend Cincinnati has a wnba team, Cleveland had one called the rockers a while ago so im just gonna use that

warnings : nothing just a nosy reporter and allusions to sex

To say everything hurt was an understatement, you had zoned out a while ago, losing track of what your coach was droning on about. Rockers has gotten their first play off win in franchise history but not without you being fouled and shoved over and over again. Being snapped out of your trance when some reporter asked about the bengals jersey you had worn to this game and how it felt to be back in Cincinnati. Fumbling over your own words spitting out an answer of "yeah it feels amazing to be back home and bring this team their first playoff win, I spent 3 of my college years here at this arena so it feels like I never left. And on the jersey, I gotta rep the city's greatest." You say with a dry laugh. "Please let this be over soon." You silently beg what ever god might be listening.

"Private but not a secret" was the best way to describe your relationship with Joe, meeting at Paris fashion week and the rest has been history. When the wnba announced the Cincinnati expansion team you knew that you should go back home, more importantly back to Joe.

After what felt like forever you were finally freed from the press, gathering all your bags and sending a "be home in 20 :)" text to Joe, even though he's 100% asleep on the couch. After a mind numbing drive home you finally reach the road you and Joe live on. Almost feeling the rain shower that was installed last winter for moments like this.

"Joe I'm back." You yell in the entry way flinging all your bags down, that's a later you issue. Suddenly you hear the sound of pans hitting the tile of your kitchen. "It's fineee don't worry." Joe yells back, mentally cursing himself out for ruining his suprise of making a a sheet of your favorite cookies to celebrate the win.

Turning a corner you see every pan you own on the floor and Joe looking like a kicked puppy. "What the hell happened here baby." You pry, "uhhh I was trying you make you those cookies your grandmother always made you post win but the fucking drawer we keep the pans in broke." He mumbled out. He was very confused once you bust out laughing, between heaves he works out "you're so cute" and "this is so sweet but you need supervision in the kitchen"

Pulling him in to a hug and kissing his bright red cheek, "you are the best ever, thank you so much baby." You say grabbing a cookie, Joe let out a breath he didn't know he was holding when you tell him "these are so fucking good."

You really needed to shower, the bright orange rocker shirt was stuck to you at this point, spinning around to go to the shower, "aren't you gonna join me? If you wanna congratulate me on this win I have an idea." Teasing Joe always worked in your favor

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[signanothername]

h. hey. just gonna *rants about a shred of an old comic i hardly remember*

so . a “while” ago (like. years. likely more than half a decade) i came across this comic of dust(?) walking through a forest and fucking finding NIGHTMARE AS A TREE and its come back to haunt me ohh my god i cant get it out of my head .

i remember it being colored somewhat, with gloomy/cool colors and i think treemare killed dust at the end and maybe the rest of the MTT . if he did kill them their bodies were hanging in nm’s branches idk i can’t tell if my brain is making things up or not

i’m gonna start putting out wanted posters atp like it’s been hanging over my head for so long and i found it so long ago i barely remember anything about it but *grabs random passerby by the shoulders* lET ME TELL YOU . IT FUCKED SO HARD. THE VIBES AND THE SLOW HORROR/REALIZATION WERE OFF THE CHARTS. IT WAS SO GOOD AND I CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT IT AAAAAAAAGH

okay. rant over. im. im fine now . i swear. au revoir

Holy shit

That’s actually so good oml, I wanna see this comic actually, I can easily imagine the horror of it ohsnzghzbzvzjzvvzgz

I’m definitely gonna try and look for this comic don’t mind me

Thanks for ranting, I shall be rotating this in my head for weeks

[oetscop]

forced to end the bender and suddenly no longer have horrific constipation. eye opening rly

[iliothermia]

I won't be able to finish this drawing before the convention, which will take up my next 5 days.. But I want to talk a little about him.. I've been thinking about golems and Frankenstein, and the trans body, projection and misunderstanding, villainization and death.

The concepts of Frankenstein's monster and the golem have been swimming in my head for a while, and their lore intertwining.. The tragedy of existing being seen as a monster no matter how you try,.. And the Golem, a protector of his people and a servant whose only flaw always rang a bit close to home as an an autistic person-- being too literal in execution of his orders. He's tired and struggles with a yearning for death. His havdalah candles will be out.. The first flame of the week, a spark of starting over again-- The flame brings him fear. As much as he's kept himself together he doesn't know how much longer he can keep doing it, he fears failure- but the fear of what may happen if he's gone is even more terrifying. He's lived a long life, and over time the one who formed him has sculpted him to the golem's own wishes.. From nothing to the man he is- but even with that effort, to outsiders he's still a monster. His skin is different shades of clays from varying riverbeds as his people have travelled.. Golems are unformed, imperfect.. but even as outsides can be polished the insides can still be broken

[unnonexistence]

new year, new WIP post! at the end of 2024 i had 8672 words edited and marked as Done on the Big WIP. now i'm up to 8865

[todayisafridaynight]

dad just texted me to have a good weekend and i cant tell if this is an indicator of me Having A Good Weekend or my mental illness getting worse

[apologetic-artist]

I've been trying to talk about my emotions, but damn do i get paranoid I might get in trouble for feeling human emotions guh

I just feel horrible, I'm sorry y'all, life is biting me so hard :/

[burningcomputerpersona]

second night of not being able to fall asleep since the new semester started. now im remembering why i stopped taking my adhd meds

[orcelito]

This just in, local struggler severely overestimates how much they can eat yet again. Left with half a bowl of ramen and a sad, sad heart

[girlcrushau]

[phagodyke]

ah shit only just realised its september now.... lets hope the rest of this month isn't like this.....

[ayyponine]

local woman gets two consecutive weeks off work, immediately starts experiencing some type of Ailment

[the-kipsabian]

OKAY so heres the thing

i got one slip done. i think correctly. im not 100% sure tho, so im gonna use it as a test piece to see if it sends out correctly and everything works. its going into the mail tomorrow

if it works, im gonna start sending out the rest. and after that im gonna figure out the remaining bracelets and postage payments and shit. it all just depends how well this one envelope does with the custom slip ough

[forgotten-daydreamer]

Took twice the max dose of melatonin before the final revision for tomorrow’s exam, I’m shitting my pants and I genuinely don’t know anything as thoroughly as I should but if I sleep less than 4 hrs before it I just know I’m gonna do even worse somehow

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

I was falling asleep because it's 4:30 in the morning but then a friend that I have a mild crush on texted me and asked what horror movies corresponds to which areas at camp, and clearly Climbing Wall is Vertigo, Aquatics is Jaws and Ecology-Conservation is The Birds, (these were her assignments) but she wanted to know whether Blair Witch fit Scoutcraft (basic scouting skills) or Handicraft (arts and crafts) more, and I said Handicraft because of the figurine things, then she asked what Scoutcraft would be, and full disclosure, I like horror movies but I don't watch a lot of them. I'm picky. Because I don't like gore or zombies and I have anxiety so it's difficult. Okay. So I literally Googled "outdoor horror movies" and tried to find one that I recognized, and thankfully Midsommar was on that list and I've seen and enjoyed Midsommar, so that's what I said. The only other horror movies I can remember seeing are Cabin in the Woods (masterpiece but doesn't fit) and one I can't remember the name of but it's about a video game and has Frankie Muniz and the guy that played Mary Lightly in Psych. And tbh, most of my horror movies knowledge comes from parody episodes of Psych. Especially the Hitchcock episode. I only knew Vertigo because of Psych. This post was a whole lot of inconsequential nonsense, but I get a pass because it's 4:30am and I'm talking to a cool girl.

[aromantyczno-liryczna]

I'm re-reading all the bungo stray dogs light novels again because my bsd brainrot is back and killing me relentlessly causing me to consume all available media in an extremely short amount of time (help me it's all I've been thinking since last week — who am I kidding, it's not like it ever left???????). Fucking guess which one i just finished.... ding, ding, ding... correct! BEAST. it's just as painful as the first time. Asagiri has no business hurting me like that. OW AND OW AGAIN, MY GOD.....

KILL ME I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY CANT ALL BE HAPPY CAN THEY