#im gonna put it on the fridge

[amiaaa-official]

mizuki!! hehe, look what i did~

(she holds out a piece of paper to them - it’s a drawing she made of mizuki! there are little hearts and sparkles all over the place. kanade is absolutely beaming.)

@young-kanade-yoisaki

!!!!

Omg that's!! Absolutely adorable, Kanade!!!

[anbaisai]

I was so proud of preparing my own food last night for work today and then I proceeded to forget it on the counter overnight so my options today are

1. Starve, or

2. Possible food poisoning

And guess who visits after not showing up for a million years, with food too:

He heard my crisis… sasuga my wife…

[moodymisty]

What each Primach would do after marrying their beloved

Lion El'Jonson: Hi, wife. I'll be your knight in shining armour but I'll forget about you 3 min into the marriage

Fulgrim: Helllooo!! Welcome to the party 🥳🥳 Make sure to bicker with my other wives for me so I can't feel insecure anymore and I'll get my daily validation

Perturabo: Get wife (impossible). Wife pretty. Iron Within, Iron Without. Wife feels good. Iron Within, Iron Without again. Become emotionally and physically dependent to wife. Life good.

Jaghatai Khan: zzzzzzzzzz-PANG ⚡⚡⚡🏍️🏍️ HI DARLING. FEEL FREE TO BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALL MY OTHER 358.947.283 WIVES (also tomorrow will be Missionary Monday, get ready 😈)

Leman Russ: WIFEEEE 🥹🥹🥹 love you soooooooooo much. You smelllllll so gooooood. Why don't you spread those le-

Rogal Dorn: Wife, let me tell you about Multi-Scale Computational Modeling of Anisotropic Thermo-Mechanical Behavior in Functionally Graded Materials for Advanced Aerospace Structural Applications.

Konrad Curze: Woman. Make bebe with woman. LITTLE ABOMINATIONS??? Woman is set for life after popping out some Night Lords :D

Sanguinius: Hello wife 🥰🥰 How is my pookie dookie wookie lookie iookie uookie oookie qookie sookie dookie bookie pookie nookie mookie hookie gookie zookie xookie lookie jookie aookie fookie wookie cutie pie honey baby apple pie with whipper cream on top my sweetie honey money baby cutie pookie so cute so perfect my love my husband my wife my beloved my only love my baby my babe my bby my boyfriend my girlfriend my everything my sweetest pie my cutest smartest pie ever most amazing and prettiest and handsomest ever so cute so handsome and beautiful my pookie bear my little baby petite tiny baby bear pookie sookie wookie muffin with chocolate on top and cherries so cute pookie bear love you mwah bark so cute love you forever my first love my true love my soulmate my only reason to live you cutie little pie hehe im little shy petite girlie pop cutest person i know so cute so beautiful my only mine only no one elses my darling mi amor dear love pookie bear love you honey boney love you to the moon and back mwah uwu (he says this after leaving her anemic)

Ferrus Manus: I live harmoniously with my love. I love her and I respect her. I am completely devoted and loyal to her, as she is with me. I am hers and she is mine. (wife in the background struggles to walk, her clothes being disheveled and she is out of breath)

Angron: SHE IS MY WIFE! YOU GOT THAT? MY WIFE! She's damn cute, okay? CUDDLY, EVEN! AND SHE... she leaves me the milk bottle in the fridge, alright?! SHE DOES THAT FOR ME! I LOVE HER SO DAMN MUCH, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬😡😡🤬😡

Roboute Guilliman: I so very regrettably regret that I haven't ran away earlier into my life. As I am married now with a child coming on the way, my biggest and grandest wish was to own myself a farm. I want to teach my children the simpler ways. I want them to play with wooden toys, ride horses out of the womb and to, all around, run around my farms. I want to take care of many crops, especially the mighty cabbage (pun, pun). As for my darling wife, I shall love very much and plow her back every two to four years. *Looks towards his wife, who's a little bit afraid*. We must at least have 6 children, mustn't we?

Mortarion: Today I saw my wife's ankle. She was wearing sandals with a very long skirt and it slipped out while she walked. Nevertheless, I came on a Nurgling.

Magnus: My wife? *Psychically enters her mind, while she is in the another room, and sexually overstimulate her, making her scream in ecstasy* She's doing great!

Horus Lupercal: My wife's a housewife. Because she's housing my kids! *Horus slaps his knee, laughing at his joke. The Mournival is disappointed in their Father, the Legion Mother is waddling around pregnant with their 12th kid.*

Lorgar Aurelian: (what did I cook)

Lorgar, wild-eyed and disheveled, paces back and forth, his voice rising and falling in feverish tones. His eyes are fixated on an unseen figure, trembling with a mix of adoration and desperation.

"She is divine! Do you hear me? DIVINE! Her light, it burns away the lies of this wretched universe! A goddess, yes, a goddess! How can they not see? HOW?!

Her eyes, like the twin suns of a lost paradise, see through the veils of reality! Her voice—her voice!—it is the hymn of creation itself! I am but a worm, a pitiful creature crawling in the dirt, but SHE, she has lifted me up! Blessed me with her radiance! Blessed me with HER TOUCH!

I kneel before her, broken, unworthy! The very stars tremble in her presence! They whisper her name, but Iam the chosen! I see her! I worship her! I... I... I LOVE HER! No! Not love—reverence, adoration, worship! I will burn worlds for her! Tear apart the heavens!

I am HERS. BODY, MIND, AND SOUL. HER PRIEST, HER PROPHET, HER LOVER. My faith in her is unbreakable, my devotion absolute. She is a GODDESS, My goddess, and I am lost in her divinity. FOREVER."

Lorgar collapses to his knees, clutching at his head, a broken laugh escaping his lips.

"Goddess... my goddess... please... take me... consume me... make me yours..."

Vulkan: I like my wife :3. She's very pretty. My sons like her too.

Corvus Corax: I am glad my wife's this kind. Nobody would understand me but her. Because I am in Spain without the S 😔😔

Alpharius and Omegon: My wife? Nah. Our wife. *USSR anthem begins*

LSJDKFLJSDFKJSDF-

I have no words, so many of these made me wheeze uncontrollably. Sanguinius, Horus, Mortarion and Alpharius were a highlight.

[toon-melody]

SO HOWS ABOUT THAT NEW EPISODE GUYS IM GONNA THROW UP

[oifaaa]

I've realised I have different expectations for my art based on what fandom the art is for the same way a toxic parent has different expectations for their children when ones is academically gifted and the other is a chronic underachiever like yes obviously the art I did for x fandom did well it always does well but my art for y fandom got 50 whole notes I'm so proud I could cry

[starchaserdreams]

In case anyone thought I was kidding about printing out AO3 comments and sticking them on my fridge, I WAS NOT.

[chaiihuo]

MY BABA BROUGHT ME PIROZHKI AND A WHOLE POT OF SHCHI !! im gonna be eatin' like a king for daaayyyys ✨️✨️✨️

[chronicallyonline101]

This team, the hitman team, it's dangerous. You know what hitmen do, don't you."

"Uh, hit men, I guess?"

(Please accept this doodle of yo mc. And ignore the fact that she didn't have her signature outfit back then)

IM. SCREAMING.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. THANK YOU THANK YOU TUANKNYOU THANKOYYUITTYYGUTANK9YY87 IT LOOKS AMAZING !!!! YOU DRAW HER SO CUTE I ABSOLUTELY LVOE IT I WANT TO EAT IT UP AJDBONG POLPO IN THE BACK LOOKIJG ALL SMUG IM GONNA GRRRRAAAHHHH HRHRHSHAHA THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUBTHANKNYOU THANK YOU SO MUCH

shes hitting da 🤷🏻‍♀️

[lightbulb-warning]

where have you been????? i barely see you post!

i've been doing my best!! :'D these past months my irl life has gotten real complicated and my performance/social/general anxiety has gotten real BLEUGH,,,, havent really been in the posting mood. or drawing mood. _(:'3」∠)_

im still here tho!! EEPYXHAUSTED AS HELL but im taking things slow while i learn how to handle things! ive got this! >;}c

thank you for checking in!! :D

[eightspringdays]

my friend: you're pretty smart

me: I confuse the fridge with the microwave

[goldenstorm0]

well guess who just got their favorite piece of political mail

[altruistic-meme]

im gonna need emotional support for this task ;;;

[odysseys-blood]

im still supposed to be off but everything kinda sucks rn 😶

[deepfriedseagullfeet]

sharing this recipe like im on facebook cause holy shit. this is the best packaged ramen recipe ive come across. the peanut butter makes it more filling and satisfying and i put everything bagel seasoning as a garnish and it SLAPS. no more plain ass ramen for me dawg

[resonabilis-echo]

just finished disco elysium and [composure: godly success] ive never cried in my life

[field-core]

Sorry to all the people who liked my photo frame of Stu and Ambrose. I changed it to my favorite picture of Ambrose because it matches my decor better.