#im gonna kms /j what the FUCK

[cutiepatootiekatie]

creepy incel dudes dni or i’ll teleport at the shack you call a house and roundhouse kick you into the 4th dimension

[laurzvahll]

fighting demons to not have the most public breakdown rght now

[axolozzy]

hey is there a difference from stealing something mass manufactured from a multibillion dollar corporation or stealing food from homeless people. trying to see somethjng. trying to prove my family wrong

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

if anyone needs me i will be rewatching trigun 98 and tristamp over and over until my brain explodes

[bunny-banana]

i JUST finished my robin!sim and was about to start on julian and then this absolute CUNT of a computer shut down all of the sudden

[nightmare8-420]

“you make me sick” me and you both buddy! me and you both.

[nomairuins]

and also it doesnt even matter if i miraculously get a job tmrw bc we don't have a car . and im too out of shape to walk anywhere bc everything is far away . so i genuinely dont jnow what to do

[nomaishuttle]

worst day ever

[xixovart]

lost trio headcanons because theyre my mini fixation for the day

for starters i’d like to remind you that the first time jason felt like a person and not a soldier was when he was with leo and piper

ok now actual headcsnons

jason’s hair grew out after a bit and ended up covering the scar (“undercut”) he has on the side of his head from that one bullet. leo likes to surprise people by putting jason’s hair up bc its funny to see their reactions

l: “and look—secret undercut!!”

j: “it’s not an undercut leo, it’s a scar”

p: “the bullet didn’t even touch your skin drama queen”

j: “might’ve. my head could’ve exploded and—“

[groaning and arguing and leo laughing]

—canon convo guys rick told me

leo knows a lot of car games which is very beneficial for long days on the argo ii

piper always has a lollipop in her mouth and no one knows where they come from

leo comes up with the oddest nicknames and piper and jason are just. so used to it? jason could be talking to like reyna or smth and leo will come up to him and say

l: “oh hey jason gracer razor blazer”

j: “hi leo”

r: “what the fuck”

leo is really bad at picking up social clues so jason does it for him

the wildnerness school had a really early curfew that piper and leo blatantly ignored

they would stay out and wander the halls and hide in classrooms whenever a teacher was nearby

leo was poor and homeless, jason was raised with no regards to currency, spending, or finances, and piper is a nepo baby. the ultimate trio dynamic. arguing for hours about whether $50 is a lot or not (it is.)

leo shares food as a love language

jason loves video games, surprisingly enough (mario kart. MARIO KART.)

piper is constantly taking leo’s and jason’s stuff. hair ties, jewelry, mostly clothes, also mostly food, leo’s homework,

the trio has a movie marathon every friday night. there’s blanket forts, gummy worms, matching pjs, and fairy lights involved. they borrow rachel’s cave, since cabin 1 is too depressing and the aphrodite and hephaestus cabins are way too packed (sometimes rachel hangs around for a bit :D)

picture me this. it’s winter, the lake is frozen over. they somehow find ice skates. utter chaos. leo fancies himself a figure skater, jason is on all fours because he keeps falling, and piper actually did figure skating as a kid

GUYS GUYS THE TRIO GOING ON A QUEST AND HAVING TO HIJACK AN UPPER-CLASS PARTY/GATHERING IM LOSING MY SHIT IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES

im gonna have to draw this but like

piper giving them very strict instructions on what to do and what not to do (they end up forgetting half of it)

yk that one quote from new girl?

“where are you piper?? this place is fancy and i don’t know which fork to kms with”

that’s leo

jason just hanging around quietly and not engaging in conversation and keeping everyone under close radar like the little fucking wolf he is

everyone ends up thinking he’s a bodyguard

the trio just goes along with it

YH THATS IT I HAVE MORE I THINK BUT THIS IS GETTING WAY TOO LONG SOOO BYE LOSERS GOODNIGHT AND DONR FORGET RO SLEEP EAT AND DRINK WATER (you hear that, @kindred-spirit-93? water. not pink milk. water./j)

[jameslongforjimshortforgabriel]

ahahaha prime video you are SO funny!! haha!!!! such a jokester, you!! im crying

guys. guys hahaha this is so funny chekc it out. i was watching iwtv and it was all super silly and fun and games. and then season 1 ended. and i was like "woah ahaha that was crazy lets watch season 2" guys guess what. season 2 isn't available in mexico. guys.

[meltingorgans]

yapp seshhh 🤭‼️‼️⭐

TW 3d shit lol

my mom just called me downstairs to talk and asked if i had been purging, and i ofc freaked internally and denied it like a fucking liar and asked tf she was talking about. she said my sister saw vomit in the sink (i have never puked in the sink, only in the toilet). the idiot miss took pieces of peanut butter and banana from when my plate fell in the sink earlier as i was getting smth i left in the bathroom as vomit

i told my mom the truth about what happend w the plate and it sounds so dumb she doesnt believe me 💀😭

(i do not have a history of purging to their knowledge btw so my sister was super out of left field w that)

so tldr, im being monitored bc my sister thought food was puke 😞☝️

im acc gonna kms fr fr (/j)

but no what do i do now like genuinely 😭😭😭

[idkwhatever580]

Agatha All Along Commentary

⚠️WARNING⚠️ AGATHA ALL ALONG 1x6 SPOILERS AHEAD

you’ve been warned

Im late again guys 😣 alright. Here goes nothing. I’m seriously considering taking my anxiety meds before these episodes because atp that might help.

Started watching at 3:00 pm

I stg I stg I stg I stg if this turns out bad I’m gonna throw up. And that says a lot considering I have emetophobia

Ooh fancy he’s Jewish

I’m not familiar with the Jewish religion but seems pretty cool.

Okay so we have established that this is Billy Kaplan which idk how y’all dug so deep to figure it out but I guess it was common knowledge and I do not have common knowledge so it adds up

Ooh now there’s a party funnn lol

I wish I had parents that were proud of me

Lmaooooo “you’re both disgusting” is so fucking real

4:25

ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

She’s kinda hot guys. I have daddy issues but I’m a lesbian lmaoooo

5:14

WTFFFF I CANT DO THIS SHIT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT SHES TOTALLY LYING TO HIM IN THIS

5:42

wtf does the tower reversed mean bitch

6:14

Hearing her say baby is so fucking hot I’m gonna nut everywhere

Oh lord guys I seriously have problems… but don’t say you weren’t thinking it too 😏

6:51

WTF IS THAT THING A PROTECTION SPELL OR WHAT?!?!

DID SHE PLACE THE SIGIL?!?!

Omg if she placed the sigil on him that would be insane

7:46

If y’all out there with the theories about Billy maximoff’s soul taking over Billy kaplan’s body im kms because that’s so valid

——id like to let y’all know that I know nothing about the marvel comics and I do not intend on learning or digging that deep kk? I also don’t know what Wiccan is but I guess it’s Billy maximoff? Not looking for someone to explain it tho lol——

IM SCARED J DONT WANNA SEE MY BABY

NO WANDA NO WANDA I DIDNT NEED TO HEAR HER VOICE

8:34

Holy shit.

8:39

Watching it disappear is so sad. Like I know she’s hurting and saving the rest of them

9:00

OH MY GOD THE PARENTS STAYED ALIVE I THOUGHT YALL SAID THEY ALL DIED OR LIKE TWO DEATHS

9:33

NO FUCKING WAY THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY TRUE

Y’all playing too hard

9:52

No fucking way. I’m actually so done right now. I’m so fucking done I need to scream at someone and it needs to be the fucking producer

10:15

That must be so fucking scary to go to “sleep” as Billy Maximoff and wake up in someone else’s body. Like in Disney shows when they switch and shit they have a moment where they look in the mirror and scream but this is def more realistic

Also I thought someone said there were two deaths. I don’t see no dead people up in this bitch

10:55

wtf is this?? inside out?

11:06

Noooohohohoooooo I forgot that Billy M can mind read and shit

12:33

That dog knows

Why is it always the dog that knows?

13:44

Having to call her mom must have sucked balls

15:22

Damn he already trying to fit the part bro. Moving on too damn fast

Him and his mom with the lying bro ✋🙄

Stop I sound like Agatha 😭

16:02

SHE DID PLACE THE SIGIL ON HIM WTFFFF

16:26

Okay I see you little emo gay kid having more piercings than me and having kissed more people than me and I’m older than you 🙄

17:26

Damn that’s crazy. He actually is telling this dude his shit

18:40

Damn that’s so fucking crazy his smile is creeping me out bro

Also I totally knew little Billy M was meant to be a little gay baby

19:24

Damnit all of these hoes have connection with him. Of some kind

19:57

You found a guy on Reddit. And you’re meeting him? That sounds like you’re getting killed.

OMG WHO IS IT TELL ME WHO IT IS

ITS RALPH NO ITS RALPH POOR RANDALL SORRY RANDALL ITS JUST WE KNOW YOU AS RALPH

21:06

Damn he went kinda crazy from being with Agatha all that time huh? That means the only one that can handle her is rioooooo

21:42

Don’t take my wife’s name in vain hoe

lol I’m kidding

I also apparently have multiple wives

Lmaoooo please ask about Agatha harkness

24:06

YOU FUCKING MURDERED SPARKY I WILL NEVER EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS I DONT CARE IF SHE MADE YOU DO THAT SHIT I HATE YOU

24:19

Omg I can’t do this shit

Does this mean that Tommy is also in someone’s body?

25:27

I seriously do wanna know what kind of crazy that lady eats for breakfast. And I hope it’s me 😏

26:24

Yeaaaahhhh this song eats me up.

27:20

HOHOHOHHHHH THAT PICTURE IS THE IMAGE OF A FA- a gay woman. A gay witchy woman…. 👀

27:36

OH YEAH THEY BROUGHT MY GIRL DOLLY INTO IT

DOLLY PARTON FOR PRESIDENT 2024

Ahem… excuse my political views ✋😭

28:20

Omg omg omg he’s going on the road to find Tommy I’m gonna cryyyyy

29:43

Oh he’s so emo with his eyeliner and his black heart boyfriend and his belt chain and his witchy witchyness

…okay maybe im jealous

29:55

Ugh mommy. They’re both so hot. I know we only see Agatha in this part but I’ll nut to the thought of Aubrey Plaza

30:06

You’re seriously using a fucking house lamp you idiot ✋😭

30:29

You tell me to stop I’ll do it mommy

OH LAWD I HAVE ISSUES

I have to shit bro 😭

31:07

Hooligan is so fucking funny 😭

31:33

Guys I’m nutting everywhere from her sitting like that she’s soooo gayyyyyy

The producer really said “gay” and Kathryn Hahn said “yes”

32:16

I think if I was in that situation as teen, I’d say I want to. I want to poke that damn bear and see if she’ll throw me on the desk and- oh. Right right. Not the point ✋😭😏

I ALSO JUST REALIZED THAT SHE IS WEARING A SHIRT THAT IS RALPHS RANDALLS? Idk anymore bro

32:59

Wait… this is so fucking funny bro 😭😭😭

33:45

OMG SHES LIKE IN THE INTERROGATION TABLE AND ITS ACTUALLY HER HOUSE BRO

I NEVER MADE THAT CONNECTION 😭😭😭

34:21

HOT HOOOTTTTT SHES SO HOT RIPPING THAT TAPE IS SO HOT

34:28

THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY BRO

34:46

Hold on these side swipe things are going too fast I’m so lost. 😭 I hate having a horrible memory that makes me not be able to remember every single detail when we’re going back to something from a different pov

35:10

STFU SHE COULDNT HEAR EITHER TIME AND BOTH TIMES HE SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT I WONDER WHAT HE SAID ON THE ROAD WITH THE OTHER WITCHES

35:19

YEEESSSSS IM SK GLAD WERE BACK TO THE ROAD

35:28

Yes! Pull yourself out of that mystery goop!!!

36:11

FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DONT BREAK THE SIGIL PIECE FUCK YOU

37:53

Wait. I am so gullible I like her being nice bro ✋😭

38:00

COVERED IN MYSTERIOUS ROAD GOOP OR NOT THAT POSE IS FUCKIGN HOT

38:09

I can’t tell if she’s crying because she’s happy the SIGIL is broken and she’s right or if she’s crying because she actually liked the kid

38:33

FUCK SHES BEING EVIL AGAIN I NEED A GOOD AGATHA AND I KNOW IM NOT GETTING THAT BUT A GIRL CAN DREAM

38:45

I’ll kill someone for you Agatha

39:05

Wait when she’s like don’t feel guilty about your talent I feel like she’s trying to be evil but it’s kind of endearing. Like. Shes so strong about it which means so many witches have felt guilty about their talents before and she doesn’t want that to hinder him. Even if she is evil that’s pretty sweet.

39:53

OH FUCK YOU BITCH KYS KYS HAHA THATS WHY YOU CANT USE YOUR POWERS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD GOOD NOT DECENT GOOD

40:43

Stfu Agatha. Don’t mess with our bitch.

Robo papa? BAHAHAHAHAHAAA

she knowsssss

41:34

BAHAHAHHAAHAAAAA

42:02

“Got it” not her being serious for once ✋😭

42:25

DONT I KNOW IT BITCH YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL ME IM WATXHING YOU LITTLE MAXIMOFF BITCH

Post watching notes:

I seriously needed some Agathario shit and I didn’t get that and I’m mad. IM SO MAD THAT THE INTIMACY COORDINATOR WAS FOR TEO LITTLE BOYS I NEEDED MY MIDDLE AGE WOMEN TO MAKE TF OUT THEY ARE TEASING ME 😖😖😖

[axolozzy]

i literally never go on instagram but when i do i like share cool art to my story yadda yadda whatever but i always forget that a shit ton of relatives and people i know irl follow me there and my aunt saw smiling friends human charpim fanart on my story and she’s freaking the fuck out about it and she told my mom and it’s a big deal now AND IM GONNA FUCKING KMS /J WHAT IS GOING ONNNN IM SO CONFUSED WHY ARE THEY MADD

[azlovesem]

Youre not torrured yet but you eill be doon. Ha ha ha. We re gonna get that rapper just to piss you kff. Hes dead you fuvked up hes gone just like the broadway kid. And streight smdown direction guy. No was alive butbthats just post malone as in hes gone now. Gabriel go pay mr goof oussy ass bitch malone a visit!$ youre foge. Fucknrap i like inly older rap yiure bulldhit fugaze goof noi. And yiure fuvkn dead. Yiure a dead man walking. Gsvrirl gind his hometown first i aannz fucknhid head up. Yeah ha ha he slalready did that with those stupid fucon face tats. Youre a bitch not gangsta bhoif. Style youre an idiot im gnba fuck your wotkd in the ass and make you such the dhit off it.

Youre done on earth. Just because. I dint like the looks of you not many people fo unless thryre retarded. I said fuck modt rsp what goodd it dver done? Maje people sound retarded? Hubonicz km gonna kill sll of uou. Diddy j just a start youre sll being removed. We dont heed tax we dint want yas. Thiz is swifts lasf tour ever.

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[eparvierr]

going fucking crazy they said what now. okay okay first off. i think were getting victor mancha. second i recommend you watch wandavision. you won't really get soem of the refernces or callbacks or greater connections to the mcu, but the show can standalone and i think you'd enjoy it on its own.

third, vision quest will follow vision on his journey to find himself blah blah. ultron is returning fucking hello. anyway i think tommy is going to be a main part in this show. and either at the end, we'll get a cameo from billy and agatha who find tommy or smth like that.

anyway as for agatha, i think she is staying a ghost. she won't be her own real character anymore though. as someone who has been more than well familiar with mcu for most of her life, i have an idea of how they deal with these things. rio and agatha will not come up again, we got what we got thats it. if either show up again, they will not be each other's love interests. the fact we got any mentions of romance let alone a kiss is a very big deal.

agatha is gonna be just like a side role mentor to billy. she'll show up in maguc related things here and there but i think thats all. as for rio, if they bring her back, i rlly think they'll shove her with deadpool. bc in the comics that's a thing. and like. who's there to stop them right. god i hate the mcu. anywag. hi. srry this is so long i am also going crazy

WHAT. i cant handle that. i need them ali i need them now. jac schaeffer said like. theyre saving more of agatha & rio for. Adifferrent day im shaking j just watched rhe. why dont you want me. scene again. im gonna KMS!!!!!!!

[urnmbr1fan]

VENT?!

If god saw me he’d kill me on the spot for venting to tumblr,,,,

Okay I usually don’t do this stuff but I’m gonna take a break for TWO dumb dumb idiot reasons.

(VENT POST?!)

1- because of the lingering fact I feel like I was made to adore (the consequences of being a fan fictionkin) and show I feel like I HAVE to adore, otherwise i don’t really know what I am anymore. It feels like a neverending torturous cycle of wanting something new but being too uncomfortable or scared to try, unaware of what’s gonna be out there. I like a feeling a comfort knowing everyday is almost always the same, because I know what’ll happen.

But it’s boring at the same time.

I’m too scared to change anything.

I don’t know.

2: medication

Fuuuuck dude what.Lower the DOSE IM GOING JNSANE J NEED TO BITE AND PUNCH AND HIT THINGS I SHOULDNT BE VIOLENT THIS ISNT NORMALKGRGRGGRHEJAJAHH IM HELL IM IN HELL THIS IS HELL I HATE THIS #1 HATER RN BUT STOKLI HATE IT I HATE THIS I HATE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH KM SCREAMJNG I HAYE THIS I DON’T LIKE BEING VIOLENT???

3rd reason :33333!!1!1!!!!!:

#1 fan.

I feel like I’m just stuck with the same title

It’s nice because I gave it to myself.

I like having a meaning and purpose but this is a thing to the point where if I miss a reblog or a recent post I feel like I’ve failed my own meaning. I genuinely feel like shit after.

No pressure on anyone.

It’s my mental state and this is for the best!

Just a break for a day.