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saccharinerose · 5 months
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oh my god...
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cipherr · 6 months
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killuaisaprincess · 4 months
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🌈🩷🌈🩷🌈
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beliscary · 4 months
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jill and terence sweetest most life affirming smiles club
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mithomite · 6 months
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had the most braindead repetitive conversation/argument with my parents. buzz cuts are too masculine but if you dye a design on it it become effeminate which is bad because then you look weak and if youre weak then society falls apart (all societies ever that have fallen apart for any reason are actually because of feminine men) and we start sacrificing babies. and also all mental illness is invented because only 4 people had anxiety in the 90s and covid was made up so that we would all become gay and trans and then the government can control us better and be joe biden's little sex slaves. and also i need to keep my hair long because my father finds it attractive. what
#lolaa.txt#what do i even tag this with . my mother wouldn't let me leave and i kept asking for sources and she kept saying 'i'm your mother!!!'#'i wouldnt lie to you!'#okay. say that to someone maybe who doesnt know you lie to them all the time.#its tiring going around in circles with her.my father is better because at least he admits when he doesnt have a reason for feeling some wa#also what got me. she said 'do you own research if you want!! but im right!!!'#yeahh not seeing anything about anything you just said. i think you made that up.#i have a theory that my mother secretly hates herself because she believes all women are weak and must serve strong men#and my father has so so much trauma and anxiety that he cant be that strong man#so now she feels like shes betraying her very biology when she has to step up.#and also because i am stronger than her now and my hair is long and far far denser than hers and i have a younger face#that she feels that im wasting my precious femininity that she could be using. does that make sense.#shes so miserable trapped in her idea of what makes a man and a woman what they are. once you stop caring about what makes someone somethin#you dont have to worry about anyone else.#im queer because i dont really feel that connection to biological and social ideas of gender that my parents seem to#never really have#im not gonna theorize 'ohh shed be happier nonbinary' or stuff like that because it is up to you and you alone to define who you are#if you spend your whole life trying to fit a box for the sake of fitting the box#then when would you have any space for self discovery#youve invented personality traits to go along with your box. now you can never ever change or grow as a person. congrats#and you know what? one day she will die. and that will be the end of that.#and i will live and i will probably shave my head a thousand times. and come up with new names#and new ways to be a better person that makes me feel happy#and i will dress like a boy because its all made up anyways. who cares.#and if you care? that much about what im wearing or how i look?#then thats your problem and i wont be responsible to maintain your happiness.#SORRY RANT OVER.#im just so flabbergasted. what a sad life someone can lead poisoned by jealously and reactive rhetoric.#tw homophobia#tw transphobes
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toytulini · 5 months
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really irritating that the avenue of communication i keep open bc i pay the phone bill keeps using it to inundate me with fucking Ads?
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#toy txt post#I DONT WANT A NEW PHONE. I DONT WANT AI. LEAVE ME ALONE UNLESS THERE IS A FUCKING PROBLEM. GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE#@both SAMSUNG AND VERIZON. ROT#the best part is that they ALSO keep sending me shit like 'agree to opt in to whatever the fuck new terms and conditions to continue#recieving offers! LAST CHANCE!#it never is the last chance and not interacting with it or actively opting in somehow never makes them stop sending me the fucking#offers! youre a liar and piece of shit#youre not getting my fucking s10. im not trading in jack shit. i will keep it until it is fucking bricked#i still have my old HTC one maxx or whatever and i am only now considering send that to some sort of erecycling place if i can#bc it is reaching fully non functional levels despite turning on still so ig i should wipe it and see if it can be taken apart and things#reused. hopefully. i know its inefficient and expensive to do that but idk i think maybe we're looking at the cost wrong. idk. no nvm#i was gonna say maybe it doesnt have to be if you actually valued the human lives youre throwing into the precious metals mines#but quite frankly it does feel like theyre gonna make it cheaper to recycle parts by doing the exact same shit and juat having someone they#see as worth less as a human being paid pennies to hunch over a stupid bricked device and pull miniscule amounts of precious metals out#instead of the mines. that might be marginally better working conditions than The Mines idk. theyll find a way to make cruelty the point#tho im sure. god#also#256gb???? 256gb??? are you fucking kidding me??? die#the s10 has over 500 and ive discovered i CAN in fact fit 1tb microSD card. rot and die. you are nothing to me. useless.
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edraculation · 7 months
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finally got around to watching the last few episodes of the first season of TDI that i originally lost interest in after Harold got voted out and damn did i forget just how fucking excited i get about Harold. I don't know what's wrong with me but i just nearly dislocated my arm after wrecking my shit with a shitty backflip that i did the second he came on screen in the finale. i have never done a backflip before in my life. harold fuels me
#post#yes its five in the morning yes im up thinking really hard about my blorbo no im not gonna be able to fall asleep after the massive dopamine#hit i just got .#it's fine guys#I'D read his beavers and rats journal. HEATHER.#beavers and rats are COOL#most people leave their relatives precious heirlooms and relics of their childhood when they die but I'M leaving my children with my#massive notepad file where i talk to myself about harold that has so much text in it that my phone slows down when i open it#as you can tell i am normal !#i did however accidentally perform chiropractics on myself earlier when i snapped my head to the left to watch his part of the intro so hard#that my spine partially realigned itself#i do NOT fuck around about harold 💯💯💯#im on that harold grindset babey . up all day up all night thinking about harold 24/7 365#he's my babygirl#my little guy#my scrimbly boingo#<- normal girl who is normal#my jaw hurts from gnashing my teeth because when i get really excited i get the urge to tear things apart with my mouth#i start growling and shit too bro category 7 autism events turn me into some sort of creature or perhaps a beast#adn needless to say the mere vague mention of harold tdi is enough to cause at LEAST a category 7 if not a scale-breaking phenomenon#i dont think i mentioned that im freakishly obsessed with harold tdi . idk if that was clear or not . slash ess ay are see#im not tagging this bro nobody wants to see this . except maybe pissmaster so she can express her concern again but he doesn't have tumblr#and i am NAWT showing them this shit 💯🔥#im probably gonna end up telling him i fucked up a backflip though and whn she inevitably asks why the HELL i was doing a backflip im gonna#have to admit that i got so excited about the Presence of The Harold that i suddenly became an energy faucet so strong i had to#wipe the fuck out to calm myself down#hit my dam head on my headboard and shit#sowwy im subjecting u to this mutuals . ur probably gonna be hearing a lot about this guy for a little while . ok a big while#you know when cats get the zoomies and start doing crazy parkour shit and attacking random shit with their teeth . thsts me when Harold#fuck 30 tags god damn . my final message watch tdi even thoug it stressful as hell so i can talk to u about harold . pleas 👍
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kittydoesthings · 1 year
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just watched the finale of The Owl House and I need to go cry for a bit
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eggs-can-draw · 2 years
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RANTARO NOOOOOOO
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frozenhi-chews · 1 year
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I wanna fight Spamton but I don't wanna kill him ;w;
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yamikawas · 2 years
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Yoomtah dreamt she cradled you in her arms and slow danced around her room while singing to you, kissing you in between lyrics
I THINK I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF SHE DID THAT LIKE IN A GOOD WAY<3<3<3<3
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#OK HER BEING SOFT AND ROMANTIC AND STUFF LIKE THIS DRIVES ME CRAZY BC SHES USUALLY SO SILLY AND PLAYFUL AND HYPER WHICH I LOVE ABT HER BUT#THEN WHEN SHES ALL SWEET LIKE THIS ITS SPECIAL BC ITS SO DIFFERENT FROM HOW SHE USUALLY IS YKNOW NSHDJSKFKJDJF#SHES SO PRECIOUS IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE HER#LIKE IF SHE DANCED WITH ME AND KISSED ME I WOULD DIE I WOULD LITERALLY DIE BC I LOVE HER SO MUCH#MMMBBGGNDBBDHDHDJDBDKDJFODJ I ADORE HER MORE THAN ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG#I KEEP THINKING AND MY BRAIN IS MELTING AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WORDS HELP#CAN SHE JUST HOLD ME AND KISS ME FOREVER PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE HER<33<3<3<3<<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<<<3<<?3<3<3<3<3<3<3<<3<3<3<3<3<2<#I NEED HER LOVE AND ADORATION AND AFFECTION AND ATTENTION FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER#YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAHHHHHHHHH<3<3<3MY BELOVIED#SHE IS MINE AND I AM HERS AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER#F O R E V E R ❤️🏵💫❣️💚💛🧡💓💋💙✨️🍋🩷💖🎆❤️‍🩹💙✨️❤️‍🔥🖤💝🎉🌩🌈🧡🌼💖💌💞💗💓💫💍🍋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌠💟🌟💓🫶⚡️🏵🌠🧡🌻💚#<-ALSO I HAVE A NEW PHONE WITH NEW EMOJIS AND MORE RECENT EMOJIS SPACE SOOOOOOOOOOO NEW AND IMPROVED HEARTSMASH<3#SHE IS LITERALLY THE LOVELIEST MOST PRECIOUS THING IN THE WORLD EVER I ADORE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING#IM JUST.GOING TO MELT I LOVE HER HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<33<<3<3<33<3<3<
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deathby1000sluts · 4 months
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i wrote my girlfriend a poem confessing i love them. i get to give it to them tomorrow and im so excited. i might explode
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entropys · 6 months
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things are starting to get very overwhelming 😐
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dilftaroooo · 9 months
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Request: True form Sukuna claiming his offering in front of her village.
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im gonna write this as a drabble :3
★tags/tw: uhh implied cannibalism + cervix fucking + sukuna is pretty misogynistic + fem!reader + discrimination against humans(?) idfk + true form!sukuna + loss of virginity
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You delicately sit in the middle of the stage, introducing yourself to the slew of men and women scattered about like spilled salt on a kitchen table. Your legs are spread to present to them your blooming flower--still pink and untouched. It twitches under the many watchful eyes of diverse emotions--horror, confusion, lust, envy. They all poured down on you amid a lethal storm, droplets pounding your skin and soaking you thoroughly. You turn your head to avoid the plethora of wicked gazes. The feeling is overwhelming.
Behind you lies a demon. A great being, an entity that holds more power than anyone close or far. His teeth are sharp, his eyes are beady, and his stomach is hungry for the innocence of a fresh maiden. The people of your village brought you here. They made sure your scent was pleasant and that you were garbed in the cleanest of silk--your uchikake was adorned in floral patterns reminiscent of the trees that bloomed near your home.
They knew you'd be deemed a perfect offering for Sukuna-sama, the King of Curses--you're a sweet girl with a pure body, your breasts are full and your thighs are plump. They were sure if their King ever grew bored of you, he could easily dispose of your youthful frame by savoring your flesh and keeping your skull as a precious souvenir. Innocents always taste sweeter than most.
Though your legs were spread, they weren't spread enough for Sukuna as he already gripped your thighs with a strict pressure you weren't unfamiliar with. The squelch that leaves your pussy parts as he further widens your limbs was a sound everyone managed to capture. You're wet and slimy and maybe somewhat aroused. Your King is an attractive beast with a chiseled chin and a beguiling grin. Intricate, onyx lines surface the apex of his taut muscles and the sight makes you clench around thin air. You ponder on what he'd look like if he were a mere human such as yourself.
"All of you!" He starts, his voice booms through the premises and you're surprised by how powerful the echo is despite not being in an enclosed space. As expected, everyone gears their eyes toward the four-armed monster in preparation for his next words. "I want you mortal freaks to watch me fuck this girl you were so kind to offer me. If it hadn't been for this young duckling I would've already slaughtered this putrid village and watched my militia of curses swallow you whole."
He's quick for his size as he brings you onto his hefty lap, and from there you already feel one of his cocks coat itself against your wet slit. He's huge and lingering at the back of your mind, you wonder if you would die at first thrust. His tip is an angry red, livid from the languid teasing performed by its heaving owner from rubbing it across the length of your weeping cunt. It isn't long before his playful ministrations are seduced into slamming inside you.
You weren't even spared a moment of reconsideration for your hymen was already snapped into two, disintegrating upon impact. It would have been a shame to experience your deflowering with a prominent tummy bulge if it wasn't for how much your mind and soul revere the beast overlapping your weak presence.
You were his and he was his own as he violently hammered himself down to the hilt. You bathed him in the blood of a former virgin while he hits that bruised cervix within you. Your back is against that sculpted chest you worship dearly and his sweat rubs off on you is strong with his pheromones.
"Sukuna-sama," You mewl because he's so deep in your pussy that you can't fight back the urge to call out his name. He responds with a finger to your clit and a hand on your breast, making it his duty to circle a thick finger around your nipple.
"I don't remember granting you permission to speak now, did I?" His tone is dark enough to make you believe you've done something utterly wrong but your apology comes out in a series of wanton moans. He chuckles at how the pathetic always act so miserably.
"But since you're clasping around me so tightly," Burgundy red orbs glare at the side of your left cheek, previously moistened with tears of pain and gratitude. "I'll let your sheer idiocracy go. I don't think any of the past wenches you humans throw at me grip my dick this hard. I assume they were used up til they were nothing but a gaping hole." Then he frowns.
"They must think poorly of me."
Sukuna cherishes the screams rushing out of your throat as you take him inch by overbearing inch, stretching you out to accommodate his length and girth. You're nothing but his plaything.
You practically forget the crowd casted in front of you once you hear subdued chattering coming from multiple voices, all laced with different tones with different perceptions. You feel like a common whore.
Throughout, Sukuna never kissed you. He believes he should not taste the lips of a revolting human for it'll taint his palate. He just fucks into you as you bounce like some ragdoll abandoned by a little girl. But if life has fated you with the opportunity to become Sukuna's, your King's, toy, then may you not change the inevitable.
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dayslynthesix · 25 days
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bad idea, right? | max verstappen x female!oc [part 1]
the one when max verstappen got back to his ex girlfriend
an: i swear part 2 is funnier please don't give up part 2
amayamedina
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amayamedina i wish i was still blond to be on my merliah summers era. see you next year, spain, i had a lovely time here 🩷🇪🇸
itsmegigi the only certain i have in my life is that we're gonna be together next summer
amayamedina obviously girl, its us to the end of the world duuuhhh
thstsanneg_ i love you and i will definitely miss you during the year 😭😭
amayamedina stoppp you'll have to came to see mee 😭😭
beabee i think this was the best summer we ever had
amayamedina i know right?? this one felt more special
maxverstappen1 ⛱️🧡 liked by amayamedina
charles_leclerc it was lovely to meet you and the gang
amayamedina it was super nice to mee you, my mom will love to hear i watch the race from ferrari garage, shes a big fan
user1 so this is the girl we saw with max during the barcelona gp?
user2 idk maybe? she looks pretty
user3 she's a beach volleyball player i think
user6 how did you already found out her social media??
user1 she's a beach volleyball player (was, idk) and she's also a sports influencer
may 13th, 2019
amayamedina
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amayamedina interlagos was alway my favorite track 🇧🇷
maxverstappen1 your my favorite ❤️
amayamedina i love youuuu
thstsanneg_ i still cant believe you're dating a playboy who's job is literally racing in circles
amayamedina i know right??
user83 i hate the way they talk about max career like it's nothing
user92 girl it's not that deep they're joking
itsmegigi you're kinda cute
maxverstappen1 are you considering redbull as your next team?
itsmegigi im with ferrari until the day i die
beabee mom and dad 🥰
amayamedina no
charles_leclerc gross
amayamedina no one invited you here and if i recall you and max are not on speaking terms so plese fix that!
charles_leclerc no
user1 SO SHE IS THE GIRL
user93 she was pretty much at every gp and was seen with him at least four times guys, it's obvious
user1 we're happy they announced, that's all
user33 she's so gorgeous
user83 i meet them last night and she was very polite AND she was the one who took the photo i have with max
november 19th, 2019
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amayamedina me and my girls (and the boys), italy trip you'll aways be famous! 🇮🇹
maxverstappen1 🧡🧡🧡
charles_leclerc the trip is always famous untill someone end up in the hospital with a food poisoning
amayamedina i told you to take it easy with the shrimp...
beabee ok that was amazing!! can't wait for next years
amayamedina we'l be here!
itsmegigi all the pottery it was me! i need people to know that ams and bea are shitty at it
amayamedina anne helped... a little
charles_leclerc no she didn't, she was BUSY TRYING TO GUIDE THE BOAT SINCE MAX AND AMAYA KEPT ARGUING!! comment have been deleted
charles_leclerc no she didn't 🤪
thstsanneg_ i love you guys
redbullracing take care of max, he's our precious driver and we need him!
amayamedinaif he was here i would! comment have been deleted
amayamedina sure adm! 😌
may 28th, 2021
amayamedina and maxverstappen1
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amayamedina after two and a half years together with max, we decided to go separate paths, i will be forever grateful for the time we spent together 🩷
maxverstappen1 thank you for allowing me to be your partner, i will hold those memories close to my heart. wish you all the best 🧡
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june 10th, 2021
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amayamedina birthday me with the people i love the most in the place im the happiest, thank you so much for being here with me and to celebrate my life with me, i will hold those memories close to my heart ❤️‍🩹 happy cancer season everyone ♋️🦀 | 📍 positano, italy
itsmegigi i love you and i love to spend your day with you, you're my best friend in the world and your happiness means a lot to me 💛
amayamedina you mean a lot to me! 💛
thstsanneg_ happy happy happy birthday my friend, you're the best, you deserve your friends with you today
amayamedina don't make me cry again 😭 i love you and im super grateful to have you in my life
beabee im crying again, i love you! it you and me (and gi, and annie) that's my whole world until the end
amayamedina my world is only whole when im with you, annie and gigi, i love you ❤️
charles_leclerc happy birthday, ames, you deserve all the best
amayamedina thank you charlie, thank you for being here 💖
charlottesiine it was amazing to celebrate with you, i hope you have a great year!
amayamedina it was amazing c! thank you for coming 💖
user13 don't you guys think that's strange that amaya and max broke up like 10 days ago and charles is celebrating her birthday with her?
user83 not at all, they seemed very friendly with each other and charlotte and her became very close
user89 people can't have friends anymore
madalenamedina_ happy birthday my beautiful girl, i still remember the day i found out that i was going to be a mom and the day i listened to your heart for the first time, i love you dearly and immeasurably ❤️❤️❤️
amayamedina thank you mom, i love you! you're the best mom i could have asked for and i want to be your daughter in every life after this one
user82 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMAYA!!!
lewishamilton happy birthday, amaya! wishing yoi all the best 🙏🏻
amayamedina thank you, lewis! 💖
june 30th, 2021
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maxverstappen1 🏆😄
redbullracing our world champ!
kellypiquet ❤️❤️❤️
danielricciardo congrats mate
landonorris 💥💥
user92 goat
user193 i mean congrats i guess
user82 the fia is now giving world championships like it's candy lol
user95 it was supposed to be amaya with him 😭😭
user33 move on they broke up hes happy with kelly
december 16th, 2021
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maxverstappen1 after 2 years together, kelly and i decided to go different ways, i ask you, please, for privacy during this moment and respect to her and her personal life.
november 17th, 2023
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november 23rd, 2023
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maxverstappen1 can we talk? it's been a while
amayamedina i don't know if i still had anything to talk to you
maxverstappen1 kelly and i we broke up
amayamedina im sorry
maxverstappen1 no you're not haha
amayamedina yeah im not lol but i guess a talk won't do harm so sure
maxverstappen1 can i pick you up?
amayamedina sure, give me 10min
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mushroomates · 1 month
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the fellowship and if i’d punch them in the face and likelihood of me doing so:
note: i have punched people in the face exactly two (2) times in my life. once when we were kids i decked my sister on the trampoline and most recently i hit a friend in my sleep when reaching for my alarm in a dazed state. the likelihood of me punching anyone in the face, intentionally and maliciously is very, very slim.
frodo: no. if i would not punch most people and frodo is a representation of “most people” i cannot see myself punching him. also i feel as if any disagreements would be felt verbally and swiftly, and an agreement would be met rather quickly. he seems like a reasonable guy. 3/10 i do not feel as though it would happen or that if given the chance i would proceed
sam: no. is a really good friend and person. least punchable out of the hobbits and i feel like if we’d got in a fight it would end up with dirt being flung at each other not punches. worse case scenario i feel like if we really got into it it would be passive aggressive or cast-iron based bludgeoning. 2/10 would not harm a hair on this man’s toes
merry: no. he has little cousin energy- i’d give him a noogie and pinch his cheeks but never sock him in the face. i could see us roughhousing and maybe even exchange blows but in the face? nah. just look at the little guy. i love his lopsided lil smirk. 4/10 limited fisticuffs, nothing serious
pippin: yes. he seems like he needs a good face full of knuckles and who am i to deny him. especially when he was younger. i like the dude but it just seems like something that would happen. im sure gandalf would slip me a pocket full of coins after. 8/10 would clobber this fellow
legolas: yes. almost certainly. would i get shot to shit by a million arrows? oh absolutely, but that would not stop me. i’m going at that man like a balrog out of moria. i don’t know why exactly i want to punch this pretty boy so bad but i know i do. 9.5/10 would punch again
gimli: no. one of least punchable of the fellowship in my eyes- one, because he would absolutely body me if i so much as raised a hand and two because i would never. he’d have to say some pretty insane shit to even get me to consider. 1/10 no jabs ever exchanged
gandalf: maybe. it can go either way. on the one hand, he is an immortal demi god who has been through hell and back so what’s one more fist to the face- on the other hand he takes the form of a grandpa which means i’d have a harder time mentally. however i’m naturally predisposed to punching wizards so given the right opportunity, yes. 5/10 chance of slugging
aragorn: no. he’d drop kick me to valinor before i could even raise my fist. also, he just seems like a chill guy. i feel like the only possible reason id ever even consider fighting this man is if i needed to die honorably very quickly and by a noble hand or if i had a chance at winning arwens hand, like a joust for the princess of sorts. i’d still lose, though. 2/10, id absolutely miss any hit thrown his way. complete biffage.
boromir: no. i’d let this man punch me and thank him for it. he is a fundamentally like able dude. how could i harm this beautiful man, a single father of two full grown adult hobbits. i just have so much love for him in my heart that i can’t even imagine raising a hand against him. 0/10 will not lay a finger on this lovely large lad.
gollum: yes. id punt this little bastard across mordor in my sleep. unprovoked. i hate his crust nails and his black hole of a loincloth. i feel bad for him, sure, but not bad enough to stop me from giving him a good ol fashioned wallop. 12/10 im gonna beat him up with my own two handsies, precious.
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