#im going to cross that bridge when i get there
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Baa-nished to Chaos
Oh no Mc is a sheep again but instead of helping them mammon has a better idea
The sound of frantic hooves on hardwood echoed through the House of Lamentation. Lucifer’s already furrowed brow deepened as Mammon burst into his study, clutching something fluffy and bleating.
“I found ‘em, Lucifer!” Mammon exclaimed, holding up a small, pinkish purple sheep with wide, panicked eyes. The sheep flailed in Mammon’s arms. “It’s MC! Solomon did somethin’ again!”
Lucifer pinched the bridge of his nose, his patience evaporating. “Mammon, why are you holding a sheep in my study?”
“I just said! It’s MC!”
The sheep bleated loudly, wriggling to escape Mammon’s grip. Lucifer leaned back in his chair, staring at the animal. “Explain.”
Mammon shifted awkwardly. “Okay, so Solomon was messin’ with one of his weird potions in the kitchen. MC was just standin’ there, watchin’, and BAM! Puff o’ smoke, poof, they’re a strangely colorful sheep now!”
Lucifer sighed heavily. “Why didn’t you stop him?”
“Hey, I ain’t responsible for Solomon’s nonsense! I was watchin’ Goldie, thank you very much!”
At that moment, the door burst open, and Leviathan stumbled in, his phone clutched in one hand. “I heard there’s a sheep—WHOA, it’s true?! Is this an event? Is this one of those transformation tropes?!”
The sheep—MC—bleated mournfully.
“I told Solomon not to experiment without supervision,” Lucifer muttered, glaring daggers at Mammon. “Now, he’s nowhere to be found, and we’re left with this mess.”
“I dunno, Lucifer,” Mammon said, grinning. “I think it’s kinda cute. Look at ‘em, all fluffy and tiny! Ain’t that right, MC?”
MC responded by headbutting Mammon in the chest.
“OW! What the hell?! I’m tryin’ to be nice!”
Later, in the common room, the brothers gathered to assess the situation. Asmodeus cooed over MC, snapping pictures with his D.D.D.
“They’re absolutely precious!” he said. “You know, I think you’re even cuter as a sheep, MC. But don’t worry, I’ll still love you when you’re back to normal.”
Belphegor yawned from his spot on the couch. “Do we really have to fix this? A sheep is low-maintenance. They can’t even nag us about chores.”
Beelzebub was busy offering MC a piece of lettuce. “Do you want a snack? Oh, wait—can sheep eat chocolate? I’d hate for you to miss out on dessert.”
Lucifer stood near the fireplace, arms crossed. “We’re wasting time. Solomon must reverse this immediately.”
“Bah,” MC bleated, trotting away from Beel’s lettuce.
But Mammon had other ideas. “Y’know what? This whole ‘sheep MC’ thing ain’t so bad! They’ve been cooped up in this house all day, so I’m takin’ ‘em out for a walk. Fresh air’ll do ‘em good!”
Lucifer glared. “Absolutely not. You’ll get the killed.”
“Too late!” Mammon declared, already wrapping a scarf around MC’s wooly neck. “C’mon, MC, let’s go!”
The streets of the Devildom were not prepared for the spectacle that followed.
Mammon strutted confidently through the marketplace with a leash attached to MC, who trotted along reluctantly. Demons turned to stare, some whispering, others laughing outright.
“Yo, Mammon!” a demon vendor called out. “Is that your pet?”
Mammon puffed out his chest. “This ain’t no ordinary sheep! This here’s MC, my—uh—my human! Yeah!”
The sheep glared at Mammon, tugging against the leash.
“Aw, don’t give me that look, MC! You’re havin’ fun, right?”
MC promptly headbutted Mammon’s shin.
“Ow! Hey! Quit doin’ that!”
A familiar voice rang out above the chaos. “Mammon, what the hell are you doing?”
Satan appeared, looking both exasperated and amused. His arms were crossed, and he tapped his foot.
“I’m givin’ MC some fresh air! What’s it look like?!”
“It looks like you’re making a public spectacle of them. MC, are you okay?”
The sheep bleated pitifully, and Satan sighed. “That’s what I thought.”
Before the argument could escalate, a loud CRACKLE of magical energy split the air. Solomon materialized, looking sheepish. “Ah, there you are. I see you found them!”
Mammon rounded on him immediately. “YOU! FIX THIS!”
“I was just about to,” Solomon said, holding up a glowing vial. “But I must say, they make a very charming sheep.”
MC gave Solomon a death glare, as much as a sheep could muster.
“Alright, alright,” Solomon said with a laugh. “Hold still, MC. This will only take a moment.”
He poured the contents of the vial over MC, who shimmered and glowed. When the light faded, MC stood there in human form, arms crossed and glaring at everyone involved.
Mammon grinned nervously. “Hey, uh, welcome back!”
MC raised an eyebrow. “Leash? Scarf? Public walk?”
Mammon gulped. “Y-you’re gonna headbutt me again, aren’t ya?”
“Yep.”
#peppymintdreamsproduction#author mint#fan fiction#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me fanfic#obey me fandom#obey me x mc#obey me mc#obey me x reader#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me demon brothers#obey me nightbringer#obey me devildom#sheep!mc#obey me sheep mc#sheep mc#sheep go baa
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I'm trying to make good on my "OC cosplay bingo" idea so heres my current progress on Rem
For Pupet i was testing the waters, on Sulu i wanted it to be close to his actual design, but on Rem I'm just like. vibin. groovin. i'm just following his design concept which is "Venetian nightmare jester with a dash of Nights thrown in"
#my cosplay#dont ask how im going to do his foundational character feature#which is his lack of eyes#im going to cross that bridge when i get there
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IT'S FINALLY FUCKING DONE. I'M FINALLY FREE
UNTIL FRAUD COMES OUT
Tumblr shrinks it down pretty bad so please. please. I am begging you. look at the full sized image and zoom in. This art piece made my friends worried for my mental health I need someone to witness the amount of detail and effort I put into this
also the original sketch under the cut bc I think comparing them is really funny
#my art#ultrakill#stained glass art#gabriel ultrakill#this is one of those art pieces that made me feel like i had a parasitic fungus controlling my brain#one of those art pieces that's gonna require recovery time. i feel like a demon was just expelled from my body#i need to go eat an apple or stand in a river for a little while#i already said it but please. please zoom in on the full sized version#i love this game so much#i just hope i don't hate this by the time its finished lmao#im probably gonna have to adjust the color balance a bit when fraud/treachery come out but i'll cross that bridge when i get to it
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finally did madotsuki too after like 1million years
#tbh i have no idea how im going to attach them i will cross that bridge when i get to it#yume nikki#madotsuki#yume 2kki#urotsuki#.flow#sabitsuki#cross stitch tag#sabi looks kinda fucked 😭#ynfg
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I have those morrowind/skyrim phylogenies I was working on all drawn out, but I want to do a write up explaining my decisions and my ecological headcanons for each species (and make a food web) for when I post them
I'm being way too wordy (I have two pages written on trolls alone) but whatever. I'm doing this more for my own fun than anything
#the morrowind creatures that dont fit neatly into any real animals categories are called collectively 'morrowind freaks' in my documents#mine#im a little bit worried im gonna go over the tumblr word limit and i wont know what to do about that but we'll cross that bridge when we#get there
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Scripting struggles
I'm changing my magical girl outfit and I have 5 I like and I cant pick one... they don't even match the magic I gave myself anyways idk why I'm like this...
Anyways I'm just taking them all 🤷🏾♀️ when I wear them in my DR I'll decide which ones I want to keep.
On that note I need to pick a wand/weapon too. The struggle starts again.
#shifting antis dni#I can probably guess which ones I'll get rid of cuz one of them have huge/long sleeves.#Imagining me fighting a witch or something and my sleeve snags on something and I die instantly GHAIF#I didnt script safety because I wanted stakes. But now Im really scared to shift lmao#<- I'll probably just script I cant die but can get injured#or that I have safety and cant die but I don't know that#And also maybe scripting that if i die I just go to my better cr#since I wanna make that my new cr and I dont want to come back here after death#idk yet though I'll just cross that bridge when I get there#shiftblr#dr scripting#scripted whole ass magical girl lore cant decide on an outfit. Dont even got a wand oh my priorities are. sigh.#they're something alright. not a good something but something nonetheless#anyways. back to pinterest happy shifting !#kitty.shifter
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no sims for a while bc the heat, I hope everyone stays cool and hydrated and don't forget your daily clicks! ♡
#moreover my laptop fans are doing much worse so idk how itll be even when the heat wave ends#we'll cross that bridge when we get there ig#lil life upd: that lifestyle change is still going strong its now my new normal! its fun im rly enjoying it and adding new things slowly#not getting into any details but mentally and physically im doing much better than i probably ever have!!
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I will say while I've loved most of elden ring I'm really glad I'm down to just 2 more main boss fights (malenia + maliketh) before I start the endgame boss fights... whew 😮💨
#really gorgeous world but frankly its unnecessarily long. theyre gonna kill me for saying that but its true..#some areas/bosses just become overly repetitive when the game is THAT massive like its unavoidable#they tried rly hard to distinguish every area + honestly its a great effort but it couldve been half the size and just as good#like i just did the elphael ulcerative tree spirit bc i wanted to finish millicents questline. and come on man we didnt need another one#the design is sick + loooove the animation. but its a bad fight not bc of the difficulty but bc its janky as hell#lock on doesnt work properly bc of its size and the way it moves. u cant see shit on ur screen fighting them melee its just hack n slash#and theyre always in the most dogshit arenas possible for them like spaces w no maneuverability. its just not fuuuun#especially after youve fought 5 or 6 already earlier on in the game..#and its cool to have variations like the scarlet rot ones but we already HAD one of those just before lake of rot!! the gimmicks worn off#i did everything except maliketh in farum azula today as well and again. it didnt need to be that long. killing beastmen gets boring#after like the first 20 combat is just mashing buttons.. even the platforming is getting dull bc ive done 120 hours of it now#and theres only so many combinations of ladders and hallways and so on that u can possibly cram in here..#i say all this with fondness like i truly do love it. but it couldve been a lot tighter! regardless ill still 100% complete it#and i get most ppl dont try to get every single armament and talisman etc so they probably dont waste time FULLY exploring like i am#ahhh. anyway ill probably do malenia and maliketh tmr bc im right outside both of their arenas. and then call it quits this weekend#ill get my first ending next weekend probably... and hopefully by june ill have 100% and then i can play something else 😭#ik the dlc comes out in june but ill probably take a month or two break before i get to that#it doesnt even neeeed a dlc.......its excessive as it is just make a new game by this point ahhhhh#anyway its like 1am i need to SLEEP. i said i would go out to watch for northern lights but its overcast and im tired and my roommate#didnt wanna come with.. so i was gonna go to bed early instead but i guess that didnt happen lol#gonna feel like shit tomorrow bc i have to be up early to take my meds and she'll wake me up anyway.. but cross that bridge#typing is getting difficult bc im so sleepy okay goodnight everyone#.diaries
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just bought a film camera!! i do not know anything about. film photography other than it looks fun so this should be good xx
#have wanted one for years!! always used to buy disposable ones but i wanted something a bit more. sustainable#i really do not know what im doing or how it works or how i get the photos developed. but we will cross those bridges when we get to them xx#overall!! excited + going to take lots of pictures of my friends :-)#(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again
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#I wanted to make Sonic trans in the sonilver fanfic#because I love that interpretation of him that I see often. i think its nice#but Im going way out of my expertise if I do that because like#I think he/him pussy is what Sonic deserves#but also despite having a vagina ive never written vaginal sex befofe#and that seems like a hurdle I dont wanna try and get through when this project is supposed to be lighthearted and fun#but then also I thought 'well maybe he can have had bottom surgery too so I can just write into my comfort zone'#but that also feels like another can of worms im not too familiar with at the same time#idk I feel like im thinking too hard on the technicalities#but also I dont know a whole lot and im kinda afraid to ask no matter which direction I decide to go with him#so idk I might just give up and make cis Sonic as usual#but i'll cross that bridge when I come to it I guess....?#the story is nowhere near them having sexy anytime soo
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Signed myself up for the motorcycle class and I’m so fucking hyped. It lets you skip over the driving test at the dmv and just take the written so let’s fucking go
#I got like 2 weeks until the class but I’m already starting all the class work since they’ve got a go at your own pace online version of the#actual class work rather than a real class and then a couple of days of riding practice#the reading is a little confusing just since I really learn by doing things and for something like driving it’s very wordy but I’ve ridden#dirt bikes before so I don’t think I’ll have that much of a problem#so fucking hyped I’ve wanted a motorcycle for so so long I gotta ask my dad to help me look for one now bc I sure as hell don’t know what im#looking for and his bike is a big ass street glider so it’s way too big for me#thinking of getting a dual sport bc I like the way they look and I’m gonna wanna ride it up to my grandparents house out in the country#figuring out going to get the license after the class is gonna fucking blow bc they’ve got me on a normal human being schedule rather than#my fucked up 4 am start which means I’m at work when the dmv is open but cross that bridge when I get there#arkhamrambles#Arkham rambles
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Yep, here are the rest of the hexsquad. I still don't have any scripts done for the actual comic ;p
But hey, at least they look cool! (Especially Willow. I love how Willow turned out.)
#art#digital art#the owl house#amity blight#willow park#gus porter#au#heir to nothing au#i dont know what im going to do when it actually comes time to start posting honestly#i dont think htn is gonna be... aimed at the same audience as its source material.#but oh well. well cross that bridge when we get to it.
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alright good fuckin yard
#day 1 and i already feel like im drowning#like logically i know im probably overthinking it. but it’s hard for me to accept that#honestly i just need to get my flashcard app to start working like once that happens then I’ll be good to go#until the next problem arises ahaha (: but we’ll cross that bridge when it comes#guys i knew this was going to be hard but i didn’t think it’d get this hard this fast :(#it’d help if i had friends. too bad for that#man i miss home#ramblings
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had the wonderful realization that we may be in the month of the stranger things season five teaser. guys. im so sorry to anybody who is around me when that happens im gonna LOSE my MIND
also its the year of season five itself.....im gonna be so insufferable you dont even KNOW
#stranger things#st5#AHHHHHHHHH#i think avoiding spoilers when season 5 comes out is going to be a feat of self control im not sure i have#but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it
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saw a tiktok that was like in japan they just put the phones and devices and stuff there in the apple store they dont connect them to anything to prevent theft because the rates of theft are so low and the caption on twitter was like can anyone explain why this is and why its not like this in america and one of the replies was because japan relies to shame to make people comply while america relies on guilt (i don't remember the exact words they used but that was the gist of it) like in japan if you do something wrong then you bring shame on your family and your parents and everyone but in america you are just supposed to feel guilty for your own crime and thats it kinda.
and now i saw a tweet that was from bollywood twitter and they were talking about how cute kareena and saif are the way her eyes light up when she sees him or talks about him and there was a video of him helping her up and she's smiling like she's the luckiest happiest person on the planet and just looked so in love and happy and it immediately hit me.
my mom always talks about how saif is a musljm guy who married a hindu (kareena) and its so wrong of him and what religion are their kids going to be and she should marry someone who's not a muslim and he should find a good muslim woman for himself and stuff. and like.
theyre so in love, they love each other, look at how fucking happy they are, she looks like she's gotten the world, he looks like he's gotten the world, and all you can talk about is how they cant be right for each other because of their families.
you do so much to please your family and to not bring shame to your family you forget that youre a person and youre alive and you can live for yourself. im not saying the american individualism is something that we should try to attain either, like there's definitely a middle ground somewhere, but by god does the shame thing fuck you up like ten times more.
#she also brings up how he's a muslim and that it's forbidden in islam to marry someone who doesn't belive in the same God#essentially someone who isnt of an abrahamic faith so we're allowed to marry christian and jewish people as well as muslims#but not like hindus or atheists or like anything else#and like yeah but we have one life#you dont control who you fall in love with#my thing is very#we'll cross that bridge when we get to it#so like while im alive im going to do alive things#and when im dead and im in the afterlife and everything#ill focus on that then#i belive in Allah and everything#i am a Muslims and i do do Muslim things#but i dont believe in sacrificing your entire life for an afterlife#i think we should do alive things like listen to music and fall in love and dance and go out and celebrate and and and#oh god there's so many typos in these tags
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At least if nobody responds to me I might get 3 days in February.
#martin job search#3 days of dressing work yayy#if I get a different. stable. job i will either take days off to do this OR go 'yeah sorry im not doing it actually'#we'll cross that bridge when we get to it
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