#im going to cross that bridge when i get there
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peppymintdreams · 2 days ago
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Baa-nished to Chaos
Oh no Mc is a sheep again but instead of helping them mammon has a better idea
The sound of frantic hooves on hardwood echoed through the House of Lamentation. Lucifer’s already furrowed brow deepened as Mammon burst into his study, clutching something fluffy and bleating.
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“I found ‘em, Lucifer!” Mammon exclaimed, holding up a small, pinkish purple sheep with wide, panicked eyes. The sheep flailed in Mammon’s arms. “It’s MC! Solomon did somethin’ again!”
Lucifer pinched the bridge of his nose, his patience evaporating. “Mammon, why are you holding a sheep in my study?”
“I just said! It’s MC!”
The sheep bleated loudly, wriggling to escape Mammon’s grip. Lucifer leaned back in his chair, staring at the animal. “Explain.”
Mammon shifted awkwardly. “Okay, so Solomon was messin’ with one of his weird potions in the kitchen. MC was just standin’ there, watchin’, and BAM! Puff o’ smoke, poof, they’re a strangely colorful sheep now!”
Lucifer sighed heavily. “Why didn’t you stop him?”
“Hey, I ain’t responsible for Solomon’s nonsense! I was watchin’ Goldie, thank you very much!”
At that moment, the door burst open, and Leviathan stumbled in, his phone clutched in one hand. “I heard there’s a sheep—WHOA, it’s true?! Is this an event? Is this one of those transformation tropes?!”
The sheep—MC—bleated mournfully.
“I told Solomon not to experiment without supervision,” Lucifer muttered, glaring daggers at Mammon. “Now, he’s nowhere to be found, and we’re left with this mess.”
“I dunno, Lucifer,” Mammon said, grinning. “I think it’s kinda cute. Look at ‘em, all fluffy and tiny! Ain’t that right, MC?”
MC responded by headbutting Mammon in the chest.
“OW! What the hell?! I’m tryin’ to be nice!”
Later, in the common room, the brothers gathered to assess the situation. Asmodeus cooed over MC, snapping pictures with his D.D.D.
“They’re absolutely precious!” he said. “You know, I think you’re even cuter as a sheep, MC. But don’t worry, I’ll still love you when you’re back to normal.”
Belphegor yawned from his spot on the couch. “Do we really have to fix this? A sheep is low-maintenance. They can’t even nag us about chores.”
Beelzebub was busy offering MC a piece of lettuce. “Do you want a snack? Oh, wait—can sheep eat chocolate? I’d hate for you to miss out on dessert.”
Lucifer stood near the fireplace, arms crossed. “We’re wasting time. Solomon must reverse this immediately.”
“Bah,” MC bleated, trotting away from Beel’s lettuce.
But Mammon had other ideas. “Y’know what? This whole ‘sheep MC’ thing ain’t so bad! They’ve been cooped up in this house all day, so I’m takin’ ‘em out for a walk. Fresh air’ll do ‘em good!”
Lucifer glared. “Absolutely not. You’ll get the killed.”
“Too late!” Mammon declared, already wrapping a scarf around MC’s wooly neck. “C’mon, MC, let’s go!”
The streets of the Devildom were not prepared for the spectacle that followed.
Mammon strutted confidently through the marketplace with a leash attached to MC, who trotted along reluctantly. Demons turned to stare, some whispering, others laughing outright.
“Yo, Mammon!” a demon vendor called out. “Is that your pet?”
Mammon puffed out his chest. “This ain’t no ordinary sheep! This here’s MC, my—uh—my human! Yeah!”
The sheep glared at Mammon, tugging against the leash.
“Aw, don’t give me that look, MC! You’re havin’ fun, right?”
MC promptly headbutted Mammon’s shin.
“Ow! Hey! Quit doin’ that!”
A familiar voice rang out above the chaos. “Mammon, what the hell are you doing?”
Satan appeared, looking both exasperated and amused. His arms were crossed, and he tapped his foot.
“I’m givin’ MC some fresh air! What’s it look like?!”
“It looks like you’re making a public spectacle of them. MC, are you okay?”
The sheep bleated pitifully, and Satan sighed. “That’s what I thought.”
Before the argument could escalate, a loud CRACKLE of magical energy split the air. Solomon materialized, looking sheepish. “Ah, there you are. I see you found them!”
Mammon rounded on him immediately. “YOU! FIX THIS!”
“I was just about to,” Solomon said, holding up a glowing vial. “But I must say, they make a very charming sheep.”
MC gave Solomon a death glare, as much as a sheep could muster.
“Alright, alright,” Solomon said with a laugh. “Hold still, MC. This will only take a moment.”
He poured the contents of the vial over MC, who shimmered and glowed. When the light faded, MC stood there in human form, arms crossed and glaring at everyone involved.
Mammon grinned nervously. “Hey, uh, welcome back!”
MC raised an eyebrow. “Leash? Scarf? Public walk?”
Mammon gulped. “Y-you’re gonna headbutt me again, aren’t ya?”
“Yep.”
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squeakadeeks · 4 months ago
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I'm trying to make good on my "OC cosplay bingo" idea so heres my current progress on Rem
For Pupet i was testing the waters, on Sulu i wanted it to be close to his actual design, but on Rem I'm just like. vibin. groovin. i'm just following his design concept which is "Venetian nightmare jester with a dash of Nights thrown in"
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deep-space-lines · 8 months ago
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IT'S FINALLY FUCKING DONE. I'M FINALLY FREE
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UNTIL FRAUD COMES OUT
Tumblr shrinks it down pretty bad so please. please. I am begging you. look at the full sized image and zoom in. This art piece made my friends worried for my mental health I need someone to witness the amount of detail and effort I put into this
also the original sketch under the cut bc I think comparing them is really funny
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asoingbob · 1 year ago
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finally did madotsuki too after like 1million years
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falmerbrook · 10 months ago
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I have those morrowind/skyrim phylogenies I was working on all drawn out, but I want to do a write up explaining my decisions and my ecological headcanons for each species (and make a food web) for when I post them
I'm being way too wordy (I have two pages written on trolls alone) but whatever. I'm doing this more for my own fun than anything
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k1ttysh1ft4r · 1 year ago
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Scripting struggles
I'm changing my magical girl outfit and I have 5 I like and I cant pick one... they don't even match the magic I gave myself anyways idk why I'm like this...
Anyways I'm just taking them all 🤷🏾‍♀️ when I wear them in my DR I'll decide which ones I want to keep.
On that note I need to pick a wand/weapon too. The struggle starts again.
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strangecowplant · 6 months ago
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no sims for a while bc the heat, I hope everyone stays cool and hydrated and don't forget your daily clicks! ♡
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phagodyke · 8 months ago
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I will say while I've loved most of elden ring I'm really glad I'm down to just 2 more main boss fights (malenia + maliketh) before I start the endgame boss fights... whew 😮‍💨
#really gorgeous world but frankly its unnecessarily long. theyre gonna kill me for saying that but its true..#some areas/bosses just become overly repetitive when the game is THAT massive like its unavoidable#they tried rly hard to distinguish every area + honestly its a great effort but it couldve been half the size and just as good#like i just did the elphael ulcerative tree spirit bc i wanted to finish millicents questline. and come on man we didnt need another one#the design is sick + loooove the animation. but its a bad fight not bc of the difficulty but bc its janky as hell#lock on doesnt work properly bc of its size and the way it moves. u cant see shit on ur screen fighting them melee its just hack n slash#and theyre always in the most dogshit arenas possible for them like spaces w no maneuverability. its just not fuuuun#especially after youve fought 5 or 6 already earlier on in the game..#and its cool to have variations like the scarlet rot ones but we already HAD one of those just before lake of rot!! the gimmicks worn off#i did everything except maliketh in farum azula today as well and again. it didnt need to be that long. killing beastmen gets boring#after like the first 20 combat is just mashing buttons.. even the platforming is getting dull bc ive done 120 hours of it now#and theres only so many combinations of ladders and hallways and so on that u can possibly cram in here..#i say all this with fondness like i truly do love it. but it couldve been a lot tighter! regardless ill still 100% complete it#and i get most ppl dont try to get every single armament and talisman etc so they probably dont waste time FULLY exploring like i am#ahhh. anyway ill probably do malenia and maliketh tmr bc im right outside both of their arenas. and then call it quits this weekend#ill get my first ending next weekend probably... and hopefully by june ill have 100% and then i can play something else 😭#ik the dlc comes out in june but ill probably take a month or two break before i get to that#it doesnt even neeeed a dlc.......its excessive as it is just make a new game by this point ahhhhh#anyway its like 1am i need to SLEEP. i said i would go out to watch for northern lights but its overcast and im tired and my roommate#didnt wanna come with.. so i was gonna go to bed early instead but i guess that didnt happen lol#gonna feel like shit tomorrow bc i have to be up early to take my meds and she'll wake me up anyway.. but cross that bridge#typing is getting difficult bc im so sleepy okay goodnight everyone#.diaries
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steelycunt · 2 years ago
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just bought a film camera!! i do not know anything about. film photography other than it looks fun so this should be good xx
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magicstormfrostfire · 1 year ago
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agenderarkham · 1 year ago
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Signed myself up for the motorcycle class and I’m so fucking hyped. It lets you skip over the driving test at the dmv and just take the written so let’s fucking go
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atomic-sludge · 2 years ago
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Yep, here are the rest of the hexsquad. I still don't have any scripts done for the actual comic ;p
But hey, at least they look cool! (Especially Willow. I love how Willow turned out.)
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capyclub · 1 year ago
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alright good fuckin yard
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bookishcat10 · 2 days ago
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had the wonderful realization that we may be in the month of the stranger things season five teaser. guys. im so sorry to anybody who is around me when that happens im gonna LOSE my MIND
also its the year of season five itself.....im gonna be so insufferable you dont even KNOW
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paintedpineleaf · 19 days ago
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saw a tiktok that was like in japan they just put the phones and devices and stuff there in the apple store they dont connect them to anything to prevent theft because the rates of theft are so low and the caption on twitter was like can anyone explain why this is and why its not like this in america and one of the replies was because japan relies to shame to make people comply while america relies on guilt (i don't remember the exact words they used but that was the gist of it) like in japan if you do something wrong then you bring shame on your family and your parents and everyone but in america you are just supposed to feel guilty for your own crime and thats it kinda.
and now i saw a tweet that was from bollywood twitter and they were talking about how cute kareena and saif are the way her eyes light up when she sees him or talks about him and there was a video of him helping her up and she's smiling like she's the luckiest happiest person on the planet and just looked so in love and happy and it immediately hit me.
my mom always talks about how saif is a musljm guy who married a hindu (kareena) and its so wrong of him and what religion are their kids going to be and she should marry someone who's not a muslim and he should find a good muslim woman for himself and stuff. and like.
theyre so in love, they love each other, look at how fucking happy they are, she looks like she's gotten the world, he looks like he's gotten the world, and all you can talk about is how they cant be right for each other because of their families.
you do so much to please your family and to not bring shame to your family you forget that youre a person and youre alive and you can live for yourself. im not saying the american individualism is something that we should try to attain either, like there's definitely a middle ground somewhere, but by god does the shame thing fuck you up like ten times more.
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drawnecromancy · 1 month ago
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At least if nobody responds to me I might get 3 days in February.
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