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i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

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"the online left" = "one or more posts ive seen"

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confession i spent like a year accidentally lying to people about my age because i just genuinely fuckin. forgot my previous birthday. in my mind i was still 23 and continued to be 23 without realising it. it wasnt until i was approaching my NEXT birthday when i did the math and realised i'd been wrong the entire time. worlds silliest and least consequential age fraud.

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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

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Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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thanks google AI i'll keep that in mind!

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the fucked up thing about water addiction is that once you have one glass you're hooked for life

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You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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daniel molloy version of k3nd4llr0y’s logan roy rollin with the lgbt edit

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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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unhealthy codependency is really a top tier dynamic. like they need each other to survive but god. should they.

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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter was one of the best works of sci-fi of our generation and one of the best works of transgender fiction ever written, and there are world renowned authors who still have successful careers after they publicly assassinated the nascent woman who wrote it. I don't think they should ever know peace.

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i could recognize him by thighs alone

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Zionists get so mad when someone reblogs their post with "OP is a Zionist" because they know that being a Zionist invalidates any other opinion they have. You can't be both a Zionist and a good person. You can't be pro-genocide and expect us to care about anything you have to say.

You are a monster and people need to know that