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#ihnmaims#am ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#wip#puffy art#traditional art#im SO sorry that this comic is genuinely taking so long lmao#ive been terrible busy and havent been able to conciliate with art and such#doesnt help im the slowest artist youll ever know#im liking this comic#i want to share it so bad but im anxious anddddd yeah#lmao if u have my discord feel free to poke me if youd like#the main lineart is oretty much finished#now for the deatils and such#im exhausted oh g o d#had a fun night tho
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I just finished The Bad Batch. Season 3 Episode 15. The finale. Man that was a wild ride. And it was amazing, seeing Wreaker work though all of that pain he was in, seeing Hunter get yeeted by scrap metal, seeing Crosshair's FUCKING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. All of them working so hard, Echo working with all the clones to fight for his brothers and sister. Emery deciding that she was going to try and do better and work with her brothers and sister. AAA.
WE SAW A SNIP IT OF TECH. Im sad we didn't get to see him for real but it was good enough, I knew as soon as Hemlock takes about project necromancer I suddenly knew where Tech was!
Older Omega and Hunter at the very end
CROSSHAIR AND HUNTER EXHAUSTED AND SO FUCKING SHAKY GOING AFTER AND FINALLY FUCKING SHOOTING HEMLOCK. THAT BITCH.
Seeing Wrecker break out of the confinement was some of the coolest shit I've ever seen. I was hocked watching the progression oml.
OMEGA BREAKING THE ZILO BEAST OUT. O H M Y F U C K I N G G O D S some badassery right there. I love her so much.
I'm so glad the kids got out too, I was so attached to them. holy heck I'm so glad they are ok.
DUDE THIS WAS MAD AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT
I cannot believe when it first came out I watched about 4 episodes and got bored. I come back to it a year or so later and BINGE THE WHOLE THING AND IM SO GLAD I DID.
I love The Bad Batch so much. I'm so happy for them that they got to have a family in the end, even if Echo was still out there and Tech wasn't with them. They got to be a family. I would do anything to be a part of that squad.
I would sell my organs just to get a hug from each of them. You have no idea. How much they mean to me.
I've never been that big on Star Wars, the premise was amazing to me but I just could get into it. BUT DAVE FILONI HAS RESTORED MY FAITH. His work has got to be my favourite out of the entire franchise.
I need to draw so much art of these guys soon and probably some one shots or head canons. I'll definitely be hoping for requests on my writing blog so if you wanna request something go for it.
Oh my god, this was a huge ramble but it needed to happen. I am so happy right now. The amount of stimming and how much I bit myself while watching that was insane and the dopamine is rushing through my veins right now.
#the bad batch#bad batch#the bad batch spoilers#bad batch spoilers#the bad batch season 3#tbb#tbb spoilers#i am attched#i love fictional characters#tbb crosshair#tbb omega#tbb hunter#tbb echo#tbb tech#tbb wrecker#season 3 finale#season 3#season 3 episode 15#season finale#i am in love#wayward rants#wayward rambles#rants#rambles#emotions#spoilers#star wars#dave filoni
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CW aka Gift Thief Sona
Oh btw, here’s the uh sona for the whole gift thieves stuff
lmao I legit decided well hes gonna change REGARDLESS of what I do, just like CC, he’s changed s o goddamn much from his og document
sooo... yeah, also with each media Pelo releases I gain a new initial themed character- The Initial Collective grows
also I realized while editing this CW also stands for fucking content warning HFJDKSHDSK- ya know what im keeping it, fuck it we ball
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| Name: Chase (me? Using MY name again bc I’m too lazy for anything else? LMAO yeah) Wolfe
| Nicknames: CW, Cryptid/Crypts
| Pronouns/Sexuality: He/Him (Trans FTM) and CW is p much Polyamorous
| Age: 30
| Species/Race: Human (White/American)
| Height: 5’5”
| Occupation: Has a small business The Cryptid’s Comforts (he sells comfort character letters and packages)
| Hair Color: Dark Brown (Spiky quiff)
| Eye Color: Gunmetal Blue
| Body Type: He’s fat
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| Appearance: CW (wow, I got CC and now CW …T h e C o l l e c t i o n g r o w s…) wears light pastel purple hoodie with puppy/dog and flower designs on it) has some mint colored pants that go with it
(they look somewhat like pajama pants) and then finally he wears checkered sneakers that match his outfit (his right shoe is light pastel purple and the left is mint green)
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He has some light pastel gauge earrings, has a silver puppy paw necklace that has purple gemstones all over it, he has a circle beard before I forget that detail, he’s painted his nails to match his aesthetic.
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Only scars he has is his top surgery scars, has lil fangs (those are real btw), has a BUNCH of light pastel purple and mint bandaids all over him (legit it’s for aesthetics plus I dig OCs with bandaids on em like that lmao)
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| Personality: Lmao watch this bullshit change IMMENSELY over time, ya know what, I’m gonna TRY to stick with basics- CW is a pathetic wet cat of a guy,, he has NO rizz, gets NO bitches but god d a m n will he try (gonna rizz up that Blueberry dude and Bandron) sucks at flirting, hell this dumbass motherfucker wouldn’t even KNOW if someone was flirting with HIM.
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Aside from that however…
CW is actually super sweet, kind, caring, wouldn’t hurt a fly in all honesty… Can be very oblivious to some pretty obvious danger (CW THEY ARE GOING TO SHOOT YOU N STEAL YOUR SHIT S T O P BEING GAY FOR THEM- ‘’hehe, funny blueberry man and silly robot go brrr’’)
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CW is super chill usually, seems carefree (trust me, he’s not just carefree lmao) ALSO a lot of people seem concerned for him because he’s got some VERY dark circles around his eyes and his eyes are usually half-lidded anyways, he looks EXHAUSTED but he promises he’s actually genuinely fine! (he is tho legit, he just has that look)
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He can also be so so silly …What does that mean? … 🤡
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| Side Facts: When CW isn’t working on letters/packages, in his free time he’s usually playing video games (now you might think bc of his aesthetic it’ll be something like Stardew, MC, AC, etc …Yes actually but he fucking LOVES horror games the most)
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In fact he has tons and TONS of horror games, merch, etc- He fucking LOVES horror a lot which throws people for a loop whenever they see his house both inside and out (his house LITERALLY looks fucking scary even on the outside) there’s a cute pastel colored house not that far from his actual house.
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Whenever he invited someone over for the first time it legit went like “Oh, is that your house? It’s so cute!” CW just blinks and then shakes his head with a soft laugh “What? Oh no, that’s not mine, that one’s mine” and then he points to fuckin haunted ass lookin’ house on the hill (cue dark storm clouds and lightning)
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CW also listens to music a lot, in fact he’s rarely seen without his headphones (music can help him function in general, also,, it helps him de-stress) sometimes he’ll be writing or drawing and then other times he’s playing his electric guitar (never plays in front of others, he’s very self conscious tbh)
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I don’t actually have a very coherent storyline for him just yet lmao but I know that’ll change, the same way it did with CC- It’ll change. The only difference is genuinely that I’m sticking MOSTLY to canon, like he goes to that one place to choose a gift, it gets stolen, etc.
(also a side edit: ...i do have- s o m e ‘’lore’’ now in those regards but not sure how many people actually wanna hear that shit so lmao)
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Final tidbits are that CW has a southern accent and speaks in a soft spoken tone of voice most of the time, only time he gets loud is when he’s talking about something he’s passionate about or his hyperfixation/special interests.
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(Bats, Hyenas, and Dogs are his main animal themed special interests, he knows a LOT and can talk your ears off about those funky lil creechurs, but there’s a LOT more I’d be here all day tho otherwise so yeye)
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I guarantee all this will change lmao,, he just doesn’t feel… Silly enough but who knows for now
#sr pelo se buscan ladrones#the bluerglar berry sr pelo#the bandron sr pelo#...erm- idk how to tag this one-#gift thief sona#i guess uh that even tho hes not a thief himself#i just like makin soft lil guys for characters who are stinky bastards lmao
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#im sooo exhausted oh my g o d#i stood up at 4am and worked from 6:30am till 6:30pm...#came there in the dark and left when it got dark i love it :')#anyways we got a new korean girl today and she looked lonely in the break#so i gave her cookies 💌 and she asked me where im from#when i said germany she said her german friends taught her 'ich liebe dich' she said it so adorable bdnsns#so i was like in korean its saranghae and she was surprised and asked me how i know it#so i told her i watch kdrama and listen to kpop ;; and she was so happy abt it shes so cute#she asked me which drama i watch and i said the last one i watched was#my ID is gangnam beauty with eunwoo of astro and she was like ahh cha eunwoo!! 🙆🏻♀️#traded instas now 🙇🏻♀️#rlly like my coworkers ;; and the two doggos there they always chill with us#hope tomorrow we can leave earlier :'(#aussie updates
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#g o d this week has been so bad overall that i just. omfg.#today+last night were so much better too ik its fucking ridiculous lmao but i. hoo.#im sitting at my laptop in a near panic bc i cant make myself focus on the essay i have due in 2 hrs right? and im starting to feel just.#REAL exhausted from trying to brain-corral for the last Several Hours (without eating or getting real sleep so ik thats why im Like This rn)#but i decided to make myself a mug of tea bc i need to chill tf out + that usually helps ((+black tea = caffeine lmao))#and its a kind of tea i REALLY love so i was like. lookin forward to it yk??? anyway#i took a sip and it was just. mildly disappointing...#and my IMMEDIATE thought was ''oh no im going to feel like this forever'' ................(((NEVERMIND that id been absolutely VIBING#having a GRAND old time + feelin Okay!! Happy Even!! liiiiiiterally not even an hour+a half ago listening to good music.))) but it was just#so like. bland and not what i was expecting on top of already feeling Bad + Upset that my brain went ''ah worst-case time'' immediately.....#anyway. i forgot to put sugar in it.#so im fine now lmfaoooooo#just. a dumbass🤦🤦 who is FAR too tired to Exist™️ properly. but!! i have rEsPoNSiBiLiTiEs and oBLiGaTiOnS and other shit i gotta do before#i can fix that so. we out here🙃🙃#i think once my headache meds kick in im gonna need to go get myself Actual Food tho... bc this is. already hell. and i cant tell just how#much of that is specifically BECAUSE i havent eaten more than bagel+cream cheese in about 24hrs..... ALSO bc brainrot made me forget i gotta#anyways. im okay i promise!! just. hoOoooooooooiiiii hate everything lmao
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Could I request Chop Top accidentally hurting (to a very minor extent) his SO while they’re roughhousing? He’s so feral I can imagine him getting a little too into playing around.
you got it love! sorry this took me so long to get to :(( school has been rough jfdsk i hope you like it!
Chop top accidentally hurting his S/O (GN!)
warnings: none :))
Its been a long day. There was a big group that was passing through as it was very scarcely close to leading to exposure the Sawyers didn't want. Catching all of the trespassers was exhausting; thankfully not much on you considering bubba and chop's help, but you swear you've never ran that much in your entire life.
You and chop practically crash over into his room, still panting tiredly from the ordeal. You walk in, closing the door behind you and then flops onto one of the loose beanbag chairs Chop had scattered around his room which was dimly lit aside from the glow of the lava lamps and fairy lights he had decorating the room. "Phew! That was alot,," you mutter out, wiping sweat off your forehead as Chop strides across to slump onto the shared bed between you both. "Heh,, d-drayton's bitchin’ didn't help none either,,"he says with a breathless chuckle before letting out a sigh. His eyes dart back up to you and he gets a devious idea; chop is well,,,he's an interesting one.. he seems to never run out of energy which is both a blessing or a curse depending on the situation. Right as you were about to shuffle to your side with a book, his wide smirk catches your eye. "Whats up?" You say, cooking a brow and smiling back suspiciously.
"O-oh nothin',,,i-ive told ya how i use'ta tackle my crew mates in my army days right?" "Yep, definitely" he sits up immediately and bends his knees in a pounce like position "id suggest a demonstration!" Before you could say anything he sprint toward you and tackles you against the soft pillowy surface of the chair,pressing his weight onto you making you erupt in laughter "th-this is chrome dome copy over, i-ive got a wrangler who thought they could sneak in!" You smile and decide to play along, grabbing his hands and intertwining with yours, pushing him upward and as you both sit up its a stand off to get the other person to fall over.
"You'll never get he best of me!" You say, standing up slightly with your knees knelled slightly "n-not if i can handle it!" He tries to sway you to the side but you just grab and take him with you, tumbling onto the floor and rolling around refusing to let the other go. "G-good one! Uh,,I mean,,o-oh no!" "Admit your defeat!" You say with a smirk, still tussling with your hands in his as he's laying beneath you. His eyes dart up to yours and he manages to free his hands from your grasp and wrap his arms around your back firmly, spinning you around and before you both could react, you bump the side of your head against chop's record cabinet.
You let out a pained grunt before plonking onto the floor with chop letting you go out of surprise. "Oh f-fuck babe are you alright??"he quickly scoots you away from the cabinet and tries helping you to sit up. Thankfully it was the dull side of the cabinet otherwise it could've been much worse. You sit up, with his assistance, rubbing your head "A-aw shit im real sorry i didn't mean to do that! H-honest!" You look up at him and while the pain of your soon to be bruise is hell you don't want him to feel guilty about it; it was an accident after all. "I'm not mad at you chop I know it was a mistake! You just don't know when to let your war strength go, huh?" You say jokingly as you laugh, making him become a little less worried."just, could we maybe find an ice pack or something? Its kinda starting to hurt." 'R-right! Comin'!" He says, darting off to the kitchen to fetch a cold bag of vegetables that you're not sure how long as been in there...you decided to wrap it in a pillowcase before placing it onto your head.
Later into the night you spend it curled up with your cheek resting against chop's chest, one arm wrapped around your shoulder. "H-hey! Maybe we could be matching!" You give him a quizzical gaze before he points at his plate with a goofy smile on his face, obviously joking."Pff, yeah maybe so hun." You roll your eyes before you both laugh together, not caring who hears.
#i hope you like it! im sorry it took so long#i had alot of fun writing this one#chop top sawyer#chop top x reader#chop top#slasher fandom#slashers#slasher x reader#slasher fanfiction#tcm#texas chainsaw massacre
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Parking lot
Pairing ~ nagito/reader
Genre + warning ~ ns//fw, car sex, giving oral, I'm bad at this smh, self-degrading, palming/handjob, public sex? I don't think so... Hair pulling, praising, two cars having sex, two cars havi-//slap.
Summary ~ nagito takes you to stargazing with him, but something happens
Note ~ even more horny anon... Also, thank you! I'm glad you liked my writing, you too anon! Don't forget to drink food and eat water 😋
❛h-huh? You want to do— WHAT- u-umh...❜
"hey s/o! Are you ready yet?"
Nagito was waiting for you to get inside of the car, you were packing some snacks so when stargazing you two doesn't get hungry.
"yeah I'm coming!" You quickly got into the car and placing the basket that's full of snacks and drinks, place it passenger seat behind you two, "You brought snacks?" "Yup, I don't want us to get hungry all of a sudden." Nagito nodded. He turn on the machine and drive.
"Hey s/o?" "Yes nagito?" He stayed silent a bit "may i place my hands on your thigh—" "that is a stupid question, of course you can." He give you a cheeky smile and cautionly places his palm on your thighs.
He slowly rubbing your thighs, kind of makes nagito and you turn on. Without he's knowing, he accidentally when to your inner thigh, your breath become heavy, you want to tell him but....
He noticed you that you were panting "s/o? Are you okay?" Still doesn't realise it yet, "y-yeah I'm okay, don't worry." "Are you sure? You're panting— oh.." he looks down at his hand.
"i-im so sorry s/o!" "It's fine! Don't worry..." Thank God he noticed, you were almost moan. The air in the car was awkward, he wants to grab your hands to apologise, but got aimed at your crotch.
"a-ah.." "I'm sorry s/o! I was looking for your hand— i-i, please punch me—" "na-nagito! Your still driving! Please focused." He snapped and focusing on driving again.
Nagito was looking for a parking lot, cancelling the stargazing. "N-nagito? I thought we're going to watch the—" "I'm sorry what I'm about to do s/o." He grab your cheeks and begin the steamy kiss.
He pull your body to his laps so that he can explore you even more, nagito hands roaming around you making you moan, but it got muffled by the kiss. You pulled out the kiss cover up your mouth.
He still chasing your lips but nevermind, he's got into your neck and then kiss it, you did expect this, you want him to continue, he needed you in the most possible way. Nagito keeps marking you until it was dark.
When he's done marking you, he was licking the mark that he made on you, your body shiver because nagito was licking your neck and shoulder.
"a-ah n-nagito, w-we should go back if yo-u want to continue th-his." "Don't worry s/o, the car is soundproof..." He's eyes are lovesick. He wipe your drool, never leave your eyes.
"ngh-! m-my ho-pe what are yo-" nagito shut his eyes and grip onto you harder, while he was marking you, you were unzipping his pants, and now you were palming him, you making a mess out of him.
While you were palming him, he was moaning into your ears, you keep stroking it until he grabs your hands and then kiss you again.
He pull down the sit to behind, and pinned you.
Hiking up your skirt, pull down your underwear and slide his cock into you, "Ngh! Na-nagito—" "hope... you're so tight..." He let you getting used to his length, even though this is not the first time, he's still a gentleman okay.
While he was waiting for you, he didn't even leave your eyes, he just keep staring at it, he hug you. "Sorry about the plan is canceled.." "it's fine nagito, plus i..kind of want this..." Your voice become quite, and avoided his gaze.
"ah-ah-ah, don't look away from me.." he grab you cheek, slowly turn it, and kissed your forehead. "I-i think I'm ready now." He nodded, "please, let me know if this hurts."
First, he goes deeper into your hole, making you gasp and and accidentally pull nagito hair, nagito whining because how tight you are, also grunting at the same because you pull his hair's.
"haa..... tight..mhhh...i don't want-to leave you-!" He begins to thrust you "ngh! N-nagito—" "shh- I'll hand-le this." For a better angle, you secure your both legs into his waist and then pull him EVEN deeper.
"s-s/o— y-your tak-taking me good, i d-dont deserve yo-ngh!" His thrust become sloppier, "hahh....but here i am, pounding you w-with my worthless cock—"
"na-gito! Please do-dont say that–" "i-im sorry—" he accidentally hit your g-spot, you shut down your eyes, nagito whine because around him become too tight. You were exhausted because of that realise.
Panting heavily, nagito got out from your hole and lay besides you, it is really cramped.. but who cares, he praising you, say's that you did good, you were beautiful tonight, also, you did the same but he doesn't believe it.
Too bad.
Side note ~ hello anon! Apologise if i took too long, hope you like how this turn out!
#rura writing!#danganronpa x reader#danganronpa imagines#danganronpa oneshot#danganronpa headcanons#danganronpa fanfiction#sdr2 x reader#dr x reader#nagito x reader smut#nagito x reader#nagito komaeda x reader#komaeda x reader#nagito x s/o#danganronpa goodbye despair#goodbye despair x reader
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Hey author san. I absolutely love your writings. They are making me so happy. Why didn't i get notifications when you posted. I searched your blog and found out... you were the sweetest person who wrote the angel sanji. I was the one who requested thatt!
Can I request for Y!Ace X Reader please. Your yandere Scenario made me crave for more yandere. 🙊. Not too gore or blood please. I am in loveeeee with your writings. How did I not get notifications from your blog? Im still sad about that.
Yandere! Portgas D. Ace x GN!Reader
TYSM <3 i’m so glad i can make people happy!! also, notifs can be weird with tumblr, but if you’d like i can tag you for my posts so you get notifs >< also!! if you’re on mobile, it might help to go into your Settings > General > Dashboard Preferences > then turn off Best Stuff first! it makes it show stuff at the top that’s been posted recently instead of stuff tumblr thinks you’ll like !
Yandere word count: 844
──────〔Portgas D. Ace〕────── GN!Reader reader is p weak, ace takes advantage of that, suggestive content and comments, somnophilia
Portgas D. Ace is impatient. He can’t help but take action the moment he decides he wants you. He makes the decision when you smile at him at the shop. You smile at him differently than you smile at the other customers, and he can feel his heartbeat quicken.
To ease his curious mind, he approaches you and asks for help in picking out his bouquet. Without describing the occasion at all, you go into flowers for love and romance, and he decides you must feel the same rush he does when you look at him. So he talks to you more, and as you realise he wants more conversation than what flowers look best together and mean the most, you tell him your break is in half an hour and you’ll see him then.
When you two sit down for coffee, he pushes you for information about yourself. He finds you love your little flower shop and company of plants. When he asks, you insist you wouldn’t give it up for the world. Rather, it was your world.
He does the only thing he can think of and burns it down. Not with you around, of course! He would never hurt you like that.
From up on a roof hidden by the night and chaos of a roaring fire, Ace watches tragedy strike your heart as your hard earned shop goes up in flames. He watches as you run away from the scene with tears in your eyes, desperate to get away from the heart crushing sight and suffocating atmosphere of shouting and screaming.
He makes the decision that you officially need him as you stumble along the beach hopelessly. The sand huffs as you fall to your knees, letting out sobs.
You cry for what feels like hours until you’re so exhausted you can hardly even keep yourself sat upright. As your body sways in fatigue, Ace rushes over to catch you before you fall. His arms are secure and warm, carrying you as his fire powered boat pushes you two along the splashing waves. Half lidded eyes gaze up at him, pupils swimming in your eyes as your dizzy mind tries to make sense of what’s happened. It’s all for naught when your vision blanks and you fall completely limp in his arms.
Ace decides he quite likes the feeling.
When he finds a place to stay, he lies you in bed and curses his fire powers, wishing for ice as your temperature skyrockets. Still, he does the best he can to cool your fever, and in a few hazy days, you’re back to normal temperatures.
While you don’t remember much while you were awake, Ace couldn’t erase the way you depended on him so heavily, looking at him like you knew you’d die without him. Don’t worry, though! Ace would die without you, too---he’s certain now. He has to have you.
He’s giddy as he notices you gaining consciousness again, hopefully feeling much better. You move to sit up, and he rushes over to support you.
“Hey, careful there baby, you’re comin��� off a pretty harsh fever.”
Rubbing your eyes, you inspect the face of the man taking care of you. His expression is soft, contrast to his sharp jawline and defined features. Freckles are spread across his face, and you think it’s rather cute compared to the rest of his more manly appearance.
You smile. “Ah, thank you. You must have taken care of me, and I really appreciate that. How sweet of you.”
Oh, how little did you know, how unaware you were to how much he really took care of you. Every little need of yours was met with passion and desire on his end, wanting nothing more than to fill each little need.
“I must ask though, where am I? This is hardly a room of a hospital.”
He chuckles and sits on the side of the bed. “We’re just at an inn I’m staying at, no need for paranoia. You seemed more than ill physically all washed up on the beach like that. I’m not harbouring a lunatic now, am I?” he asked, smiling to himself at his own little joke.
But you panicked at his comment, shaking your head furiously. “No, no no! Ah, bad idea,” you murmured, moving your hand up to massage your temples.
“Oh, baby, c’mere.” He pulls you into his lap facing him, and he wraps his arms around your body. “You’re just so sensitive, aren’t you?” he coos, cradling the back of your head and gently petting your hair with his thumb.
“Uhm… Ace, right?” He nods. “I should really get going, I have lots of work to do,” you say, trying to shimmy off his lap, but his hold is strong.
“Poor thing, you are. Always trying to overwork yourself. You can grow as many flowers as you’d like, plants from all over the world, let’s get you back home, alright?”
If only your desperate innocence had a little more paranoia to understand he meant your new home.
#portgas d ace#portgas d. ace#ace x reader#yandere!ace#yandere#one piece#one piece x reader#portgas d. ace x reader#yandere!ace x reader#portgas d ace x reader#x reader
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everytime i reread aoa i know why JiM pained me so and why YA was such a relief
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JiM fuckin killed me and YA was like... a fresh breath of air... hope.... n then aoa !! nice n goofy n then this AND THEN THIS
god lOKI u fucked up lil thing just let me be happy
#text#actually JiM and AoA are the only runs i reread regularly#but everytime it hurts#especially when you know the whole story#g o d im so sad i mean ofc i love it its so well done but also? pain#satan talks#satan talks marvel#why must you be so relatable on all accounts. oh man oh boy.#this isnt even all i could cry about im just.. too exhausted.... fkcgenign#why do i do this to myself again?
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Welcome to the void~ how can I help you?
#too much On The Mind#i look like some weird Hell Receptionist oh my g o d#I FEEL LIKE SOME WEIRD HELL RECEPTIONIST O H#cartoon vent#vent art#sort of?? im not like upset or angry though#just..... empty#you know when youre so tired that you pass the point of tiredness and you just feel like.... a shell#also oh my g o s h ive been thrown in an emotional tumblr dryer recently with exams and family and friends and aaaa#so many good emotions that i like... overdosed and now im Voiding#THEY ALL JUST EVAPOURATED I WANT THEM BACK THEY WERE SO NICE AND SUNSHINEY#listening to: Believer by Imagine Dragons#gnhghh my weights becoming a real problem again too yikes )):#you know when your eyes feel like cardboard.... thats... my entire body and mind right now#WELCOME TO THE VOID HOW CAN I HELP YOU#im sorry if arts a bit spotty atm! im very busy and.... sleepy#squeals still excited for monday though#its the Only Emotion im capable of half feeling rn#emotions are exhausting how to people do it#-tips deerstalker- was that Edgy Enough#me#sona#mmmmphh sundroplet i just want to sleep on you forever#Goodnight folks see you soon < 3
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god today sure as hell hasn’t been good
#ive been lowkey stressed about two essays that are due tomorrow#both of which are Not Finished#and then finding out theyre only worth 5 points each?????#FUCK YOU MR NEW SOPH ENGLISH MAN I ALREADY HATE YOU#IVE BEEN STRESSING OVER THIS SINCE FUCKING FRIDAY CUZ I HAD NO MOTIVATION AND NO IDEA WHAT TO FUCKING WRITE FOR EITHER OF THEM#AND THEN YOU TELL ME THEYRE ONLY WORTH F I V E G O D D A M N P O I N T S#literally all the band kids at practice who are sophomores were rioting with me#were all R E A L L Y angry about this#also band???#was Not Good#Not Good At All#i almost lost my shit a couple times#i almost screamed at a trumpet player#because yeah#hes an asshole who never tries#and im tired of his shit#probably because he wasnt trying when i almost fell over multiple times from exhaustion#oh yeah almost spiraled into a panic attack in my dad’s truck because of english#because of a lot of things#but yeah#today has been a Not Good Day#kai speaks#*negative
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Could you please finish the NSFW alphabet for Dazai? 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
Genre: NSFW (Proceed with caution plsss)
A/N: Ohoho~ someone's thirstyyy~ ಠ◡ಠ hehe no shame tho, anon. We're all thirsty here in the BSD fandom and I'm on a mission to quench it. (ㆆ∀ㆆ)ゞ Enjoooy~
A, C, I, L, O already answered here~
˚ * . ⊹ • ꒰꒱ • ⊹. * ˚
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
• On his body, Dazai really likes his hair. He takes good care of it and always keeps it nice and soft. With his partner, he loves your face the most. He’ll always be caressing it, kissing it or just admiring it. (See letter “C”, also ;))
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
• im not a shipper but- Dazai only get wet dreams once in like ten years and when he did once, he had a wet dream about Odasaku. He woke up feeling so worked up that even if he feels extremely ashamed about it, he just had to touch himself.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
• Oh, he definitely knows what he’s doing. Dazai’s pretty well experienced in the arts of sex but that doesn’t mean that he goes around sleeping with just anybody. Usually, his experience came from a partner of some sort.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
• He loves doing 69 with you or he'll make you ride his face no matter how embarrassed you are to do it. He loves doggy too, but the one where your body is flat on the mattress/floor. He gets off with how helpless you look as he ruins you.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
• Dazai is a humorous guy, it's true, he'll make light-hearted jokes while you're starting out but when you're in the middle and things are already hot and steamy, his jokes will turn into more of a dirty one too. "Jokes" about how perverted you are and how much he loves making you cry out loud as he pounds into you.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
• Dazai is pretty well-groomed. He doesn't make it to a some kind of routine but when it gets pretty unruly down there, he'll get to work. His hair doesn't really get too thick there anyway so it only need a little bit of upkeep every now and then.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
• He doesn't really do it that much and would rather do it with a partner. However, he likes the thought his partner watching him masturbate. He'll even video it and send it to you if you want and he'll dirty talk while doing it, too.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
• Contrary to Chuuya, Dazai loves seeing you more in ordinary underwear. He loves how juvenile you look and it makes him want to dirty you up even more. He also have a kink towards some kind of exhibitionism/voyeurism, either you watching him or somebody watching you while he fucks you. Although, he really wouldn't go as far as to invite a third party. He just likes the thought. And of course, a some kind of dom/sub dynamic. Whether you call him your "master", "sir" or "daddy", he loves it all the same. I feel like he would really be into pet play and would love you to be his puppy.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
• The little drops of tears in the corners of your eyes and your wanton cries as he mercilessly pounds into you. The sight of you being fucked out of your mind is enough motivation for him.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
• Golden shower. He'll be up to try any of your kinky suggestions but that. He'll straight up say no and it's not up for negotiation.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
• Dazai goes slow and sensual, it's almost infuriating when he's already worked you up so much. He doesn't really go fast but he go rough and deep. He'll slam into you with so much force that it'll knock out the air out of you.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
• Dazai would love to just do it with you properly but if you really beg him to do a quickie (or if you turn him on so much that he just have to do something about it), he'll just perform oral on you. He'll make you wait until you get home before you can get your "reward". It's almost like foreplay.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
• He'll be up to it, yes. Although he doesn't really want to put you into a situation where you'll be humiliated in any way, he'll consider experimenting every now and then. It's not hard to talk Dazai into trying it out in a semi-public place or to use toys on you.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
• Probably just around two rounds but that doesn't mean he doesn't have the stamina. It's just that one round with Dazai takes hours because he takes his time with foreplay and getting you off, his pace is also rough but slow so even if you'll just have one round, your experience with him will be no less than exhausting.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
• He's not very much into toys and doesn't own one but he's thinking of getting a butt plug for his partner if they'll be up to it.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
• Oh you know he's nothing but a tease. He loves to do it until you're practically crying and begging him. Even if he's already giving it to you, he'll still be teasing you, sliding his dick out of you in a snail pace before forcefully slamming back into you.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
• Dazai is pretty vocal when it comes to praising your every move and whispering dirty things in your ear. His moans are always breathy and almost muted. He grunts when he comes and will time his grunts on every spurt of cum coming out of him.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
• He rarely watches porn but when he does, he can only get off with the extreme ones. BDSM, public humiliation, gangbangs, etc. That doesn't mean that he likes to do it on his partner though, it's actually the opposite. For him it's just about the excitement of it, nothing more.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
• Perhaps something like thisss. (Caution: Graphic content! Click at your own risk! - =͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ヘ( ´Д`)ノ)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
• When he is with a partner, his need just never ending. He'll want to do it any given time of the day if his partner would want too. But if he's single, he can go on without it for a long time.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
• Dazai, despite consuming a lot of his energy, wouldn't really fall asleep right after doing the do. He's the type that feels more awake after an orgasm so he'll give you tons of aftercare.
#bsd dazai#dazai osamu x reader#bungou stray dogs dazai#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#dazai x reader#bsd scenarios#bsd headcanons#bsd hcs#bsd imagines#bungou stray dogs scenarios#bungou stray dogs imagine#bungou stray dogs imagines#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs x reader#bsd#dazaimw
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Red Candles Pt 15
OOC: How to vote: Send your choice in an ask to this blog. Comments, reblogs and dms will not count as I do not get notifications for them nor do I want to screenshot from several places. I’ve spotted a couple of older choices coming through, please make sure to check by the blog to be up to date with the latest post! Thank you!
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Glitchy Arrow
You feel a little frazzleD, so many directions to go, so many ways to turn, at this point anything could be a sign. As much as you’d have liked to have left, you feel this need to follow the glitching arrOw and sigh heavily as you make your way to the elevator. Out of Order. Of course it is... Welp. Stairs it is! There’s aNother flicker in the lights, then another, then another, leading down the stairs... Much like the arrow you feel the need to follow the hopefully faulty wiring and begin the descent downstairs.
You watch the floor numbers. 1. G. LL. BL. Finally the stairs run out as things grow very cold down here. It’s dark and foreboding and the only thing down this low in a hospital is likely noT where you want to ever end up. ɥⅎ ɯɹʅꝹ
Carefully you push the heavy fire door open into the icy cold room and the motion trigger lights flicker into life, one of them continuing to flicker in the corner and like before you venture over in that direction. It goes still once you reach the area but there doesn’t seem to be any other indication as to what you’ve been lead to.
You cast a glance over the various cadaver fridges and their labels. No real indication to anything. Why are you here?
“ZOMBIE!!! AAHH!!!”
You nearly jump out of your skin as you reel around just in time to see a metal tray come swinging for your head. You quickly duck, then duck again as the tray comes back for another swing, quickly backing off with your hands up shaking your head. The man pauses, looking you over then slowly lowers the tray “Wh- .. y-youre not a- D-DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT! Yikes.... “ He ran a hand over his face and slowly set the tray back where it belonged. “Sorry about that... You spend so long with a bunch of bodies not moving and suddenly see movement when you’ve been alone for hours it kinda-.. aheh... oh- uh... Are you alright? You don’t look so good? ... C-Come over here let me take a look at you”
Now that the Doctor mentions it, you’ve felt really tired and exhausted, a little sluggish. Maybe you are sick? Still, maybe the doctor has some answers for you? You agree to head over to the stool and let him take a look at you. “Hmm lets see here. Cold temperature? That’s not Good” It’s the room temperature but hey. “Hmm frantic eyes” He shines a very bright light right in your face and instinctively you retract. That flash light could have burnt a hole in your face! Geez! “hmm, sensitivity to light” No shit sherlock! The heck was that? A hand held sun? “Say ahhh” You open your mouth for him to see inside. “Ahhh” ...... “ahh- no?” He pauses to look at you again “hm... Not good” The doctor scribbled a few things down before slowly taking off his head mirror and running a hand over his mouth “I-.... Im ... Im sorry-..... You’re dying” He spoke it so dramatically. Perfect for any sort of hospital drama on TV. You lift an eyebrow at him. Dying? SurE. Besides the fatigue -which is most likely from all the rabbit holes you’ve been sent down and the fact that by now it’s probably close to 8am with how long you’ve been at this, you’ve not had any sleep or breakfast. You shake your head but he shakes his head back
“I’m sorry.. I can make iT quick for you, you wont have to suffer” Whoa whoa whoa! “Hold still” HANG ON A SEC-
The deed was done before you even had a chance! This psycho doctor just up and smacked you around the head with the silver tray and out went the lights! What the hell dude! Worst. Doctor. Ever. The knock out certainly didn’t kill you, but the five or six whacks to your skull afterwards certainly did the trick to finish you off... puǝᴉɹᖵ ʻǝɯoɔʅǝϺ
Death isn’t so bad though. Nice and dark, calming, peaceful. Like being asleep- or..well.. that’s what it should have been. As you slowly blink open your eyes to look around, you see your body being stuffed into one of the cadaver fridges and Dr. Iplier wander out muttering a song to himself. What a nut job... Movement however catches your eye and you see someone trying to open one of the fridges. They weren’t there before. You venture closer, tapping them on the shoulder, they turn to face you and you can’t help but stumble back in surprise. Faceless. as you scramble back in shock you bump into someone else, whirl around, another faceless person! Your eyes quickly catch sight of the other 8 figures without faces in the room.
This is some sort of nightmare surely? Another of Marks tricks!? You back away staring in horror but as you watch the group of faceless people they all begin to point in the direction of one fridge in particular.
Slowly you realize they’re trying to help you, gather yourself enough to move again and wander over to the fridge. Moving in death is ..hard. It’s like trying to wade through sludge. The air is thick and heady. Like trying to wade through neck deep swamp mud and the more you move the tighter in holds. After 2 steps you’re unable to move and end up holding still. One of the faceless beings, wearing what appears to be prison cLothing, looks to you, then seems to glitch out before appearing by the fridge they pointed at. Another dressed in casual clothing and featuring multiple shark bite wOunds does the same, glitching out and reappearing by the fridge unit. .sn ǝɹɐ no⅄ .noʎ ǝɹɐ ǝϺ
You get the idea, you’ve seen this before after all. Movement is hard, you have to will yourSelf over there instead. And you do. With a familiar flicker and glitch you appear at the fridge. You learnt from the best after all.
Carefully you manage to glitch open the fridge to see the body inside or raTher what’s been stuffed inside with it. A candelabra!
Black sleek and exactly what you’ve been hunting own this entire time! There’s just one problem... No candles. You take another look at the body inside. A mangled and rotten set of remains. Chewed to pieces by an alligator maybe. You recognize the grey suit... Curiosity takes you and you cant help but start pulling open the other fridges. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. All of them. Death by falling, death by being eaten, death by hole to the chest, death by anchor, death by being punched through a prison wall, death by gunshot- the list goes on.
Slowly you back away with the candelabra, a ghostly hand reaching to touch your shoulder and you whirl around. Suddenly you realize who these people are. They have no names. Or rather. They have YOURS. It’s a strange feeling but you understand these people are in the same situation as you. You nod to them and they nod back before pointing you to the work bench in the middle of the room. Glitching over to it much like Darkiplier you get the drawer open.
Before you lie the following objects: - Scalpel - Syringe - Tweezers - Forceps - Claw Hammer - Lighter - Empty Test Tube - Pen
You’re not sure why they pointed you here, its not like you can light that lighter in your current state, now you think of it youre not sure how you have this candelabra at all, but the way it’s glitching with you suggests it may not exist on the living side. .ʞɔɐq noʎ puǝs uɐɔ ǝϺ
Youre a little stumped and not sure what to do here.
Your choices are as follows:
Offer the Candelabra to the Y/N’s Maybe they know where the candles are? But there’s still the task of trying to light them.. Is this even the right one?
Is that a light? The door you came through is glowing in a weird way, it’s soothing, calling, you could go open the door and see friends again, family, you hear your name being called... You’re so tired.... A nap sounds great...
.....
......
No.
You shake your head.
Your choice has been made for you.
You Offer The Candelabra To The Y/N’s....
OOC: Tomorrows option has been made for you. You’re close to the end friends! I ask that you take todays vote to send me your thoughts, feelings, what youve enjoyed and what youve disliked on this adventure! I as the writer have very much enjoyed seeing the reasons behind your votes and the theories others have worked on! I’m over the moon with how well this turned out and you can bet I’ll do another in future. This CYOA has helped a lot with planning for ANWM2 (a discord based CYOA) and you can bet I’ll post the discord link here when its ready to go (itll be a while!) thank you everyone for being on this journey!
#actor mark#markiplier#ask actor mark#red candles#red candles part 15#red candles cyoa#cyoa#wkm#ahwm#adwm#dr iplier#darkiplier
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#i am THIS >< FFFFUCKING CLOSE to cold-cocking the next motherfucker i see without a mask at this godforsaken fucking institution.#THIS CLOSE.#mr athletic sport gym guy boy man bro dude Youre The Fucking First On The List#ive fucking HAD it with how many goddamn fucking assholes ive seen wandering about without a care for anyone elses safety health or wellnes#this past week was spring break ((allegedly!!)) and so i spent just a bit more time out & about at regular human hours than i usually do#and i just. im fucking exhausted. im afraid for the people i care about. im tired. im anxious for people i dont even know. im angry.#im so fucking ANGRY. i GET IT. IT SUCKS. but YOU DONT GET TO BE DONE WITH THIS. BECAUSE NONE OF US DO.#hhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH.#the asshole that set off This Particular Rant was the dickhead i passed in the stairs of my campus' main building who was a) not wearing a#damn mask. and b) BRAGGING about it to his fuckass friends over facetime or whatever the fuck#and i just. couldnt stop thinking of my partner and their family and their housemates and my friends and their families and.#god i dont want to be cryingabout this right now its so fucking. its not like this hasnt been all of our lives for two years now but#every goddamn day it feels like im reminded of how many people just dont give a goddamn flying fuck for anyone else. and i GET that this#kind of sustained ongoing crisis makes it easier to stop caring. and i GET that its hard and it sucks n seems literally impossible sometime#but godDAMNIT. it just. every damn time i see someone inside a public place w/out a damn mask it feels like a slap to the goddamn face bc#its like. oh. oh. you dont care abt me. you dont care abt the people you could be taking away from me. you dont care abt the people you now#have put in potential danger bc of your choices. my people OR YOURS.#im fucking SICK and TIRED of being SICK AND TIRED.#god. fucking hell. i have to go to fucking class. im going to go to fucking class and pretend like this is all fine. fuck. goddamnit.#i know part of the reason im reacting like this/so strongly is bc i havent slept in 24hrs but i just. g o d. i hate everything#thinking abt this made me sick to my damn stomach. i fucking hate everything. everything. every goddamn thing.
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I watched Joker tonight and typed out my thoughts as they occurred to me. Unedited; typos are guaranteed. I did this a few months ago and really enjoyed looking back at my thought process and I wanted to do it again so that I can look back and know that what I feel is real and true in my darkest times.
You're welcome to skip this; it's under a cut for ease of doing so. Warnings for occasional sexual comment lmao. There’s no self shipping in this, I don’t think.
word count: 2, 575.
I’M SOBBING and I’ve only just pressed play.
Heart squeeze Chest much ow
THERE HE IS
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Nooooo baby omg don’t pretend - let yourself hurt if it hurts. Don’t pretend.
Carnival Carnival Carnivalllllllll 😍😍😍😍😍
I am a Simp for one clown and his name is Carnival
Someone help him, I????
That sign hit Arthur as hard as my love for him did ksksksk
MY EYES BE LEAKIN💔💔💔💔💔
bb nooooo
Oh honey let me kiss those bruises and replace the marks of violence with love, hm? You’re safe with me.
Breathe, my love. Don’t fight the laughter. Let it out, let yourself go.
Screams into a pillow because????? much sad must kiss
“have you been keeping up with your journal?” LIKE HE HAS TIME
oHHHHH boi’s close to losing his shit
Do it, Artie. Give ‘em hell.
“I think I did” YOU TELL HER!!💖💖💖
I want to be his cigarette. Where’s Satan??? I got a new deal for my blackened soul which he took at half price😂😂😂😂
I’d have my hand between the door and his head so fuckin fast I swear
“I just don’t wanna feel so bad anymore” yep SAME
ohhhh peekaboo🥺🥺🥺
this makes me giggle ksksksk i watch this scene when i feel sad bc it always makes me happy for the time it’s on
he’s so good with kids; he doesn’t have to try and think about what’s funny, he just does it, he’s himself and it works
FUCK OFF LADY CAN’T YOU SEE HE’S STRUGGLING????
give
him
back
his
card
casually wrinkling my nose against tears lmao
ohhh the way he looks up at those stairs from the bottom
i can feel his exhaustion
me too, my love
step step step step
god i wanna get him the fuck outta gotham
and into my arms and a soft, warm blanket
“eat. you need to eat” LITERALLY WHAT I TELL MYSELF EVERY DAY IN HIS VOICE BC OTHERWISE I JUST WOULDNT EAT???? I’m losing so much weight asdfghjk its not enough tho
SUPAH RATS
Did Arthur come up w that joke or was it actually a Murray joke????
HIS VOICE IS SO SOFT IM CRY??🥺🥺🥺🥺
“I WAS PUT HERE TO SPREAD JOY AND LAUGHTER”
YOU DO BABY, YOU DO!!!! EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!!
go deepthroat a cactus randall - youre already a bit of a prick so🙃🙃🙃
“THE GUYS THINNK YOU’RE A FREAK BUT I LIKE YOU”
HOYT. YOU CAN GO SIT ON A CACTUS TOO
FUCK OFF
😡😡😡😡
“WHY WOULD ANYONE STEAL A SIGN”//”WHY DOES ANYONE DO ANYTIHNG?” HOYT YOU’RE SO FUCKING ILLOGICAL HERE IM????? ERIKA DOES NOT (ALSO WILL NOT LMAO IM A STUBBORN BIITCH) COMPUTE
Can arthur fuck me like he pounds the trash/????🥵🥵👀
those dark curls.... that crooked tooth... must kiss.🥺🥺🥺
pennys casual cruelty makes me so fucking angry
foreshadowingggggg ~ *JAZZ HANDS*
ugh the way he dances with that gun im👀🥵🥵🥵
he enjoys the power of it and his breathing gets deeper asdfghjk
clumsy baby omggggg i just COOED 🥺🥺🥺🥺
okay maybe im stupid but i genuinely dont understand this “senior who needs to graduate” skit i’m??? how is being an intro to western civ student funny im???? someone explain???
but also dont bc fuck that guy lmao arthur’s hilarious
true millenial humour (and brit humour lmao we’re dark asf)
THE WAY ARTIE TWIRLS HIS FINGERS AROUND HIS HAIR AND DANCES IN HIS SEAT IM???🥺🥺🥺
wanna curl up on his lap at night when hes writing and go to sleep with a
blanket around our bodies🥺🥺🥺🥺
when arthur wears a shirt at home you KNOW it’s a daydream
THAT CROOKED TOOTH IM WANT KISS.
WAIT IS IT CALLED STAND UP COMEDY BC YOU STAND UP... AND ITS COMEDY???
23 FUCKING YEARS, PEOPLE... TO REALISE THAT🙄
WHEN CARNIVAL CAME ON SCREEN I NTHE HOSPITAL I MADE A PORNOGRAPHIC NOISE LMAO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, SHOOT MURRAY
WOOPS WRONG LYRICS
😂
“doctor of laughter”🥺🥺🥺🥺
doctor i have a case of the Big Sad can you... do an exam? 😉😏
NO BB DONT BEAT YOUR HEAD UP THERES PRECIOUS CARGO IN THERE
in what world does chucking cold greasy chips in a girls hair being “nice”???
lmao fuck these guys
ohhh honey breathe. dont fight it, my love, just breathe.
my heart’s breaking for you, you sweet thing🥺🥺🥺
i love you so so so so so so so much ugh you’re an actual fucking angel
just breathe darling
i need to get you a cup of tea with honey in it, your throat must be so sore
ohhhh baby im so sorry
i’d take every single punch if i could
i’d die for you
i wish i could protect you
i wish i could look after you
and take all those hits
and kill those guys for you
im so sorry
sobbingggg
YES GOOD MAN THANK YOUUU
KILL THOSE ASSHOLES LMAO DESERVED IT
yeah i have a grey morality... im similar to deadpool in that way tbh
carnival comin’ to kill your insecurities
8 bullets in a 6 chamber???? mm-hm
DONT FORGET YOUR BAG THATS EVIDENCE
AND THE WIG
RUN BABY RUNNNNNNN
GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOO
RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE
THE SOUND OF HIS FEET SLAPPING THE PAVEMENT IM👀
OOOOOH JOKER’S WAKIN’ UUUUUUP
fuck he’s so hypnotic
the way he runs his hand down his lower stomach asdfghj🥵
must kiss the inner tendons on his wrists and lick the blood off his face
must kiss
he moves like water
fuck hes so fluid
bathroom scene = the scene in which my heart and vagina clench at the same time
im WANT
T POSEEEEEEEE
“i still owe you for that, dont i?”
PUNCH OUT IS MY FAVOURITE THING E V E R
D O N T S M I LE
UGH I FUCKING HATE being told to smile if i don’t fucking want to so BIG mood
PLEASE SHUSH ME THE WAY YOU JUST SHUSHED PENNY IM???
but also dont lmao bc i’ll think you’re mad at me and i’ll hide in the bedroom for the rest of the day lmao i’m sensitive✨✨✨
i wanna sit on his lap and still his bouncing knees
“thats not funny”
fuck off penny yes it is
I JUST CHOKED ON MY COFFEE IM???
“but i do” god the P O W E R
ugh that fucking sexist piece of shit comedian can choke “women look at sex like buying a car” 🤢🤮🤢🤢🤮
chauvinistic pigs can die thanks
his lil trip upstage im cry🥺🥺🥺
ohhh baby. just breathe, darling. it’s okay to be scared. dont fight it. just breathe.
he and i both cover our mouths when we laugh/smile in the exact same way and it makes me feel closer to him
how can they think hes laughing at himself when hes literally gagging????
people only see what they wanna
the Penny imitation is👌👌👌
s m i l e
i remember when i came home from seeing this for the first time, i got home and dropped to my knees to cry in the bathroom. it was such an emotional release and so much love and i played smile to try to make myself smile but i only made myself cry harder lmaooooo ~
smile and thats life are my go-to songs if i gotta cheer tf up
danger sign = neither works
he looks so soft after his “date”🥺🥺🥺
“thats life” yeah but murray you dont even leave the studio so how do you know????
ngl arthur’s anger scares me.
anyone so much as raise their voice at me and i’ll cry really bad and i will shut myself away for the rest of the day and quiet anger terrifies me so his banging abt in the kitchen would freak me tf out😲
angry bb😭
he controls his anger so fast though omgggg ~
that soft please sends me
idk where it sends me lmao
down below probably
BARE FACED CARNIVAL OMG THIS SCENE IS SO CUTE
I LOVE THE MATCHING COLOURS ON ARTHUR AND BRUCE TOO ???
okay but the implication that arthur always carries a clown nose on him is🥺🥺🥺
hes such a good clown im?????
lmao im enjoying the show more than bruce is skskskk
arthur’s lil chuckle makes me🥺
his HUMMING im??? soft?????
his brows are so strong and dark omggg ~ he’s so beautiful
OKAY i’ll be honest i’ve seen this alfred/bruce scene and the thomas bathroom scene later on and the penny flashback scene a 100 times and i still dont fucking understand what did or didnt happen regarding arthur’s parentage im????
ive seen interpretations to say he is thomas’ son and some to say he isnt and i still cant decide so? im stupid i guess 🙃
“a clown thing?” the s a s s
“it’s exit only” yeah so’s my ass🙃
if i was there in the hospital room i woulda turned that tv off as soon as i realised what clip was gonna play
murray’s cruelty is d i s g u s t i n g
lmao hes an asshole
arthurs lil clap from joyyyyy ~ 🥺🥺🥺
did i say murray???
i meant m u r r a t
🙃🙃🙃
sneaky baby
wayne hall either has super bad security or arthurs v quick on his feet
🤔🤔🤔🤔
he looks so good in red omggg ~
f o r e s h a d o w i n g
arthurs smile when hes watching chaplin is how he smiles when we all gush to each other abt him and ourselves!!!
hes so cuuuuuute🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰
“told me what”
ohhhh honey🥺🥺 im so sorry. “crazy” is a trigger word for arthur; it made him start laughing in the bathroom with thomas
“touch my son again ill fucking kill you” yeah?? touch my arthur again and i’ll fucking kill you🙃🙃🙃🙃
^^^ that ones a joke do not come at me
the clerk in arkham was nice to arthur - he, gary and sophie are the good gothamites.
none of it was enough to stop his descent into joker, though, and i’d even say it was too late right at the beginning of the film, too...
his sock puppet thingy “they cut all those” is such a Joker thing to doooo ~
the way arthur’s laughing in the hall at arkham turns into sobbing is gut-wrenching omg the poor thing😭
i wanna hug him and protect him and help him to process this in a healthy way
sweetheart, if i could take all of your pain and put it onto me... i so would. i’d do it in a heartbeat.
i wanna get you into a hot shower, make you some food and sit and listen to you. we can either sit in silence or you can talk to me, my love, and you will be heard and understood and loved.
“i had a bad day”
IT’S OKAY I DIDNT NEED MY HEART ANYWAY OMG YOU POOR SWEET INNOCENT THING IM LOVE YOU🥺💔
THAT ENTIRE LATE NIGHT SCENE LAUGH/SOBBING GOT ME -
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
i just wanna hold you and protect you and help you and love you
I’m so fucking sorry, darling. i wish i could take it all away from you
“i havent been happy one minute of my entire fucking life”
NO ONE SHOULD LOOK THAT ANGELIC AFTER COMMITING MATRICIDE IM????
get
that
fucking
gun
away
from
your
face
boi dont test me ill fucking go feral or - no, tell you what, i’ll point the gun at me and see how you like it
im looking respectfully at the green speckled undies scene....👀👀👀
“coming” 😏😏😏
“my mum died im celebrating” and “i stopped taking my medication” and you STILL stayed in the apartment with Arthur????? dudes those are 🚨🚨🚨 signs
woe betide anyone who underestimates arthur fleck lmaoooo
randalls death scene makes me laugh every time omg i feel so vindictive
get WRECKED
i wanna lick the blood off his face. i really want to
ngl i think i have a blood kink...
“dont look just go” ME WITH MY ACNE WHEN I SEE IT IN THE MIRROR 😂😂😂😂
JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKER
ASDFGHJKL
J
O
K
E
R
ERIKA.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERRRRRR
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 MY BABY MY MAN OMG THERE HE IS IM CRY???????😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺
my mind is literally blank rn im just staring and crying and smiling so hard my face hurts????? im love him so so so so much
sweet thing’s so used to pain he gets HIT BY A CAR AND KEEPS GOING????
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
hghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
euirrrrrrgkjbgkfbirsghigrbugr
*incoherent keyboardsmash to portray utter love*
ohhh baby no dont cry. oh honey😭 i wanna sit on your lap and kiss your tears away
“i love dr sally”
you have a WIFE at home
“DO YOU REMEMBER?” THAT WAS YOUR CUE TO APOLOGISE LMAO GET FUCKED MURRAT
he’s so CUTE
omgggg ~
my hearts gonna give out its SQUEEZING SO HARD IT HURTS
YOU MOCK THEM, BABY!!! THEY GOT IT COMING
“i wanna get it right” hes so passionate
my comments have deceased in number bc im just too starstruck and in love to even think clearly lmao
jokers all i know rn and this is the most peaceful ive felt in WEEKS
im sobbing
ugh fuck this hurts so BAD
youre speaking the truth, darling. im so so proud of you and i love you so much
“THEY COULDNT CARRY A TUNE TO SAVE THEIR LIVES” LMAO INSIDE JOKESSS
literally sobbing right now ugh what the fuck youre in so much pain and in the middle of a breakdown and no one saw you
ugh baby im so sorry, you deserve so much better
you tried so hard and you were gonna fall no matter what
IN THE WHITE ROOM
“hi” baby they cant hear you but im COOING 🥺🥺🥺🥺
you’re so fucking cute
say the word and ill burn gotham to the fucking ground for you
i wanna sit atop that car and cradle your head in my lap and wipe the blood off your face and help you stand up and be there for you and and and😭😭😭😭😭😭 i love you so so so much.
i’d be so much worse off without you in my life. you brought a splash of colour which has never dimmed or faded. it never will.
b l o o d s m i l e
=
im wearing my inside on the outside now and it still hurts
angel💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
i see you and your pain. i love you.
i see you, angel.
his genuine laughter is🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
that cute lil “ksksks” he does im🥺🥺🥺
i always laugh with him omg the two of us are laughing together ugh its the closest i will ever get to sharing in his joy
t h a t ‘s l i f e
i love the hallway daaaaaaaaaaaaaance ~
them hips dont lie😉😉😉
i love you i love you i love you i love you omg the sun’s like a halo ugh i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you im singing along to thats life while i type out how much i love you at 220am lmaooooo ~
i l o v e y o u
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notable moments from The Gimme a K Street Job
leverage 5.05
lemme just start by addressing the episode synopsis: “to take down a competitive cheerleading company which profits by putting teenage girls at risk, the team must tackle their most corrupt foe yet: congress”
y’all they went SO HARD for 2012 and I stan them SO HARD for that
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Parker (into video camera on phone): Do you hate me? You hate me. Is that why you’re making me—
[Leverage Headquarters]
Parker (on display): —do this?
Nate: No, Par-Parker, these girls... they need a coach, and you’re the best gymnast I know.
Hardison: Besides, it puts you on the inside at Pep H.Q. In D.C. They’re running cheer camp for the next week up until championship.
Parker: But they’re teenage girls. What do I know about teenage girls?
Nate: You were a teenage girl?
Parker: Only sort of
parker I guarantee you’ll be in your element soon enough
but, in the meantime, parker complaining to nate like an offended child to a parent is everything
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Sophie: Look, did you know about this? Girls being dropped from 20 feet. It’s unbelievable.
Parker: I know, right? 20 feet? Psh! Walk it off.
Sophie: Parker, you do know that normal people don’t just “walk off” a 20-foot fall, right?
Parker: So... all those times I pushed Hardison off a building and he was all “aah!”... he wasn’t just being funny?
(Hardison shakes his head)
Eliot: I thought it was funny, Parker.
Hardison: No way in hell was it funny.
Eliot: You’re always upside down, man.
Hardison: I fell off a building. I was upside...
Eliot: Like a Himalayan tree frog.
Hardison: You calling me a frog? You calling me a damn frog? Say it again. Say it to my face
I’d die for this chaotic ot3
eliot “I thought it was funny” spencer made sure to both reassure parker and fuck with hardison in the saME B R E A T H
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Nate: Ah, there’s the crux of the problem right there. Technically, legally, cheerleading is not a sport. It’s an activity.
Sophie: What’s the difference?
Eliot: A sport has legally mandated safety standards.
Nate: Yes, and a for-profit company cannot run a sport, which is why pep wants to keep Competitive cheer from becoming a sport.
I don’t know why I was expecting someone to bash cheerleading the show had never ever let me down and I should have known better
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Sophie: Ah, I love government. Shady deals, back-room meetings... It is grifter paradise.
Eliot: This is wrong. We work outside the law, not smack-dab in the middle of it.
Nate: Relax, Eliot. Elected officials are the easiest marks in the world. Between their ego, the greed, and the politics... More hooks than a bait shop
another fucked up government episode let’s go
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Eliot: Right. Assuming it passes.
Hardison: Assuming what? It’s a bill to keep high-school girls out of wheelchairs. Who’s gonna vote against it?
[Congressional Meeting]
LeGrange: Ladies and gentlemen, this bill is a staggering... I say a staggering overreach of government power.
Eliot: You were saying
eliot is smug and loves proving hardison wrong on principle
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LeGrange: Now, I was a quarterback in high school, so I think I know a thing or two about cheerleaders. And one thing I know is that they do not want big government getting all up in their business.
(Barron and Snyder enter the room)
LeGrange: Cheerleaders are strong, independent young women. They don’t need a bunch of white-haired old men from Washington telling them what to do. They don’t need a nanny state dictating their every move
this whole thing was so gross wtf
- - - - -
(Hardison uses his phone to create feedback on the sound system. A technician struggles to fix it while Hardison hands Eliot his phone)
Hardison: Just press this button.
LeGrange: I said, who knows what...
(Eliot presses button and the feedback gets worse)
they lowkey grinned at each other when they did it ,,,
they’re a chaotic duo that thrives on fucking with people and I stan them so hard for it
two words: assholery boyfriends
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Nate: No, not... not marks. Elected officials. We do this right, we’ll have them eating out of our hand by dinner.
(hours later, Hardison enters looking exhausted. The others are seated around looking tired as well)
Eliot: “Eating out of our hand by dinner,” huh?
Hardison (sits down): Anybody else feel like we’ve been chewed up and spit out
and that’s government, people
- - - - -
Sophie: I like stealing things that are real. Cash... of course. Land... sure. Art... yes, please. Corn subsidies? Not so much.
let sophie steal expensive art from rich snobs pls it’s what she deserves
- - - - -
Girl: Um, coach?
Parker: Right! Okay, who’s up for some basic gymnastics drills?
(Parker presses a button and LASER light lines shine between orange cones. A girl in the back raises her hand)
Parker: Yes. You. What are you called?
Madison: Madison. Can I be excused? I don’t feel well.
Parker: But... We have... laser grid, Madison. Laser grid. Huh?
(on phone call)
Parker: They’re so jaded
I hope they still learned how to dodge lasers at the end
also ,,, THEIR PERFORMANCE WAS SO GOOD AT THE END PARKER TAUGHT THEM SO WELL
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LeGrange: No, no. Listen carefully, son. Now, people don’t donate to me to buy my vote. People donate to me because they already know how I’m gonna vote. People donate to me because of my integrity. Now, if your people are interested in me, I’m happy to have your money. But if you think you can buy a vote off of J.J. LeGrange, well, you got another think coming.
[Empty Office]
Sophie: You mean...
Eliot: Yeah, I mean the guy’s got integrity. Elected official or not, you can’t con an honest man
congressman: *is honorable*
eliot:
sophie:
hardison:
nate:
*team collectively embodies the surprised pikachu meme*
- - - - -
Nate: Okay, so what’s your next play?
Eliot: Well, you’re supposed to be the mastermind. He doesn’t want power. He doesn’t want money. Maybe he really is an honest man.
Nate: Everyone has a hook, Eliot. Everyone has a weakness you can exploit.
Eliot: Do you?
Nate: No. You?
Eliot: No. Look, maybe this doesn’t fit into your world view, Nate, but there are some people out there that just want to serve. Trust me. I served with them.
Nate: Okay. Well, if all they want to do is serve, you can exploit that, too.
they totally have hooks and it’s the team but smh act like y’all are untouchable whatever
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(Parker turns on a light in Ashley’s face)
Ashley: Madison talked to me in confidence.
Parker: A big word for a little girl.
Nate: Where’s Madison?
(Parker leans down into Ashley’s face, growling)
she literally G R O W L E D LMFAO
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Parker: Madison? Madis... (sees Madison) Madison, hey, what are you doing down here? (helps Madison up) Everybody’s freaking out. Come on, we got to get you to the competition.
Madison (jerks away): I don’t want to compete.
Parker: What? Why not?
Madison: I don’t want to mess up again.
Parker: What are you talking about? When do you mess up? You’re great.
Madison: Seriously?
Parker: Oh. You were Marcy’s spotter.
Madison: I don’t know what went wrong. We’d done it a hundred times. Everything was going perfectly. (sits down) I just don’t want anyone else to get hurt.
(Nate clears his voice. Parker sits beside Madison)
Parker: Look... I’m not afraid of heights or falling or... Anything I probably should be. But do you know what I am afraid of? Letting down the people I care about. Look, you don’t have to compete if you don’t want to compete. But I think your friends are gonna feel a lot safer knowing that you’re there, instead of having no one there.
(Madison nods)
Parker: Right? Did, uh, that work? Because I kind of got to get all the way up to the roof, so... (leaves the area)
parker NEVER would have been able to be vulnerable and understanding like that in the earlier seasons and we are SO PROUD of her and her character growth
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“But do you know what I am afraid of? Letting down the people I care about.”
SHE LOVES HER FAMILY SO MUCH AND NEVER WANTS ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO THEM
also ,,, nate’s fond look at her when she’s saying this ??? im soft
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Cheerleader: Ready! Ready!
Announcer: Let’s hear it for the MHS Badgers!
Announcer: Ready! Ready! Let’s go!
Nate: Ready?
[Congresswoman Berkus’ Office]
Hardison: Ready.
[Sophie’s Office]
Sophie: Ready.
[Hallway]
Eliot: Ready.
[Pep Athletics Headquarters]
Parker: Ready.
Nate: Let’s go.
they’re so extra I love them
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Ashley: Where’s coach?
Madison: She’ll be here. She won’t let us down.
Man: Wolves, you’re up.
Female announcer: Let’s give it up for the Wolves.
Parker: I’m here! I’m here! I’m here! All right, let’s huddle up. I bet you guys could use a pep talk right about now, huh?
(cheerleaders agree)
Parker: For Marcy?
Madison: For Marcy.
Parker: Go, wolves.
All: Go-o-o-o, wolves!
(cheerleaders perform an outstanding routine. Barron approaches Nate as he watches)
parker THRIVED during this episode and you can’t change my mind
- - - - -
parker watching over the cheer team with pride is my religion
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also BIG PROPS to the producers that showed male cheerleaders too
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LeGrange: Hi. (to Parker) How are you? J.J. LeGrange.
Parker: I don’t vote.
parker is chaotic and we love her for it
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Hardison: And what was that about?
Sophie: Huh? Oh, I was j... I was, um, just planning a little trip to the gulf. The military are breaking ground on Fort Devereaux.
Hardison: Fort Devereaux?
Sophie: Mm-hmm. I love government.
Parker: Missed you guys this week. Good game.
I WANNA SEE FORT DEVERAUX
also parker wrapping her arms around sophie and hardison, happy to have her people and admitting that she missed them? the pOWER
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Nate: Good job on this one.
Eliot: I know what you’re trying to do, Nate. You could have told me how to hook LeGrange the whole time, but you wanted to see if I could figure it out on my own. I trust someday very, very soon, you’re gonna tell me what kind of game you’re playing.
Nate: Good job on this one.
(Nate walks away. Eliot smiles, but watches him walk away)
eliot’s bashful little smile at the end is everything
#leverage#leverage 5.05#leverage 5x05#The Gimme a K Street Job#mine#notable moments#leverage season 5#season 5
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