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flukeseveryday · 1 month

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Day 31: idk

#Shitty art #hk #hk fanart #hollow knight #fluke #fluke hk #flukemon #daily #im dying today

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gravity-falls-fanatic89 · 15 days

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I'd like to imagine me as someone that is short 5ft 5in(1.65 meters) versus Stan being a bit taller like 6ft(1.82 meters) and having conversations like this:

Stan at the Shack counter, counting money, while I walk up to him:

Me: 🥹👉👈

Stan: What do you want, half-pint?

Me: You know 😏

Stan, pinching his fingers to the bridge of his nose with eyes closed: Really? It's the middle of the day?

Me: 🥺👉👈 Pleeeeeeeease?

Stan: ..........Fine! But just for a few minutes, ya hear me?

10 minutes later:

Me: OMG, I just love holding you 🫠🥹☺️🫂🥰 You have the best lap, and give the best hugs, and you smell weird sometimes, but I know you love me like I love you 😁

Stan, trying not to smirk: Aw, I love you t....Wait!

#stan pines #stanley pines #post about stan #grunkle stan #hunkle stan #i love him #silver fox #makes me swoon #omg #im dying today #hes got a hold on me #🫠🥹☺️🥰🫦😈💋🤤😳🫶👄😍😘

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idgafabyou · 2 years

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Almost 450 km in 3 hours and two stops tf

#im dying today

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bamsara · 5 months

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7 inches of snow expected in my area tomarrow,,which isnt alot for a lot of people but I live in Alabama and our infrastructure is NOT built to handle the cold lmao, snow literally shuts down schools and travel and every building here. Likley chance that we'll lose power lmao this house is not built for it...if i cant play the update on the 16 ima be so sad

#but yeah if i disappear just assume we dying of cold #we goin shopping to get pet food and other stuff needed today #which btw im trying to get this chapter posted within tonight or tomarrow just in case the internet goes out for a while smh #sara shush

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piningpercussionist · 2 months

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Weed smoking girlfriends! But they can just be hanging out if you prefer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Happy 4/20!

#if i work on this any more you will never see it before the day's out #and if i dont post this today I'll be PISSED. cause i did NOT finish that fic and idk that I Can before the day is out 😔#anyway enough your transfem scott treat everyone im going to go smoke weed and make ravioli now #sp comic #spvtw #spto #fanart #kim pine #ramona flowers #scott pilgrim #ship stuff #sckimona #scott pilgrim fanart #spto fanart #scott pilgrim kim #scott pilgrim ramona #scott pilgrim scott #transfem scott pilgrim #kimona #sckim #scottmona #this almost had... such a caption. idk. nonsense.#this image does have alternate versions. and i am in fact going to make another version after posting this w my personal tweaks for pilgrim #(dyed red ends. i meant to add them before posting but i Forgot and if i make my roommate wait any longer for food he's probably going to +#+ start whining 🙄) (idc really im just being dramatic or silly. ect. you understand i hope)#scott pilgrim comic #almost forgot that. probably forgetting other things! but as you might guess. i am high! so idc

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lil-beanz000 · 7 months

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~ lil dancey dance~

#rottmnt #riseofthetmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt mikey #rise mikey #turtle tots #my art #gif #0-0 i dnt no how to animate lol but am learning slowly 🤌#couldnt get this idea outta my head tho #kinda wanna do one for all of em 0_0 we will see tho #im dying #time of the month hit meeeee today #-dies-

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alchemicaladarna · 4 months

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I like how back then, the worst fate your cubitos could suffer is getting kidnapped

And then everyone realized they could make their audiences suffer if they just kill their cubitos

"GIRRLLLL GETTING KIDNAPPED IS SOOO LAST SEASON HOW ABOUT TRYING THE NEW TREND OF DYING?? 🙄💅"

#qsmp #for all legal purposes this is a joke #and ye im coping well abt bad dying today how bout u? 😭👍

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jestroer · 2 years

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Memes won

The original:

#I jJUST #I SAW THIS POST TODAY LIKE FOUR HOURS AGO AND THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT #Im hilarious arent i #i take a bow i take a bow #im fuvking dying #grian #goodtimeswithscar #jellie the cat #hermitcraft #court jester's art #court jester's funny moment #shitpost #too #i honestly cannot believe how little effort this took i think this is my best work ever

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purusims · 2 years

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happy one year

#my art #today is an anniversary but not a celebration here are some draiwngs i made thinking about it #but you know. projected onto venom bros cause thats what i do best #interpert this however your heart desires #its weird because like..... its been an entire year #and i remember when three months since had felt like the longest and worst stretch of my whole life #and now im just going to live through today and continue on tomorrow #one year and one day tomorrow #this originally had some of my writing on it but i am not very good with words #ahhhhhhhhh..............#im dying #my chemical romance #gerard way #mikey way #oh i forgot the star on the mousecat cheek #i dont care im going to go eat a smoothie bowl now

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moeblob · 6 months

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#fe fates #camilla #so i actually drew this a while ago but was gonna shade it and do more emoji things #but welp uh hmmmm im sick and apparently look like I'm dying #which isnt a problem until i sit down to draw and my vision is blurry and yeah thats a problem #so i just attempted to do a doodle and then failed and opted to apply a tiny but of shading to this and give up #but yup uh after a nice of body aches and misery and trying to sleep and failing #i crashed from 10am to 5pm thinking id just rest a lil bit #before anyone says oh you could have taken a day off you know - i technically can yes youre right #however my brain uses art as a coping mech and i need that coping mech really bad right now #which is why i stopped trying to draw something new for today and just went back to a past thing #im not overdoing it i promise #even if my mom and sister think i look like death walking around

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dhmis-autism · 15 days

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im not your best friend yes you are we're close. we are a family arent we? sure we're not technically a family but we live together and have the same lawyer and it works for us, right guys? hey, dont say that, of course we know each other. you don't mean that, he doesnt mean that..