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OH MYYYY GOODNESS I JS READ THE YANDERE AXEL ONE AND IM FRFR OBSESSED LIKE WHY IS NOBODY ELSE DOING THAT IDEA BROOO
I NEED TO SEE JOHNNY AND ROBBYS REACTION TO OVERHEARING AXEL BLACKMAILING HERRRR 🙏🙏🙏
A/n: Lol thank you for reading lovely!! I had a lot of fun writing yandere Axel so here you go!! Also I loved your idea!! ♡♡
𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒... 𝑅𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡?[𝐴𝑥𝑒𝑙 𝐾.]
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ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ , ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴡᴏ
ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ! ᴀxᴇʟ ᴋᴏᴠᴀᴄᴇᴠɪᴄ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: ᴅᴀʀᴋ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ
sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: ᴀxeʟ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ sɴᴀᴘs, ʀᴇғᴜsɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇsᴄᴀᴘᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴʏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ. ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴅʀᴀɢɢɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴀᴄᴋ, ʜᴇ ᴘɪɴs ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʜɪs ᴄᴀʀ, ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀʏ—ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɪɴᴅɴᴇss ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜɪs ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴏɴ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ, ʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ sᴍɪʟᴇs, ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ.
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You should’ve known it wasn’t over.
From the moment Axel let you go, from the way his dark, knowing smile followed you even as you ran to your brother’s side, you should have known.
But it wasn’t until the messages started—
Then the notes.
Then the warnings.
That you understood.
Axel wasn’t done with you.
He was just getting started.
At first, it was subtle.
A text. "You shouldn’t ignore me, Y/N. It’s not nice."
A note in your locker. "I did this for us. You’ll see."
Then, things started disappearing—your water bottle, your extra jacket, even your bracelet. And then, one night, when you went to grab your bag after practice, you found it neatly placed on the bench… but your phone was missing.
When you finally got it back, you realized why.
Because Axel had gone through it.
Your messages, your photos—everything.
And then, the final straw—
A picture, sent from an unknown number.
A photo of you, taken from behind.
From earlier that day.
It wasn’t a threat. There were no words attached.
Just proof.
Proof that he was watching.
You found him outside the dojo, leaning against his car like he had all the time in the world. He looked up as you stormed toward him, a lazy smirk already in place.
"Missed me?"
You slapped him. Hard.
His head barely turned from the force, but his smirk dropped.
"You’re insane," you seethed. "Stay away from me, Axel."
He let out a low chuckle, rubbing his jaw. "Come on, princess. That’s not how you should talk to your boyfriend."
"You are not my boyfriend."
Axel sighed dramatically, pushing off his car. "Not yet."
Your stomach twisted. "This isn’t a joke, Axel! You’re stalking me, stealing my stuff, threatening my friends—"
"Threatening?" He scoffed. "I haven’t touched them. Yet."
You took a shaky step back. His eyes darkened at the movement.
"You’re scared of me now?" His voice dropped to a whisper, something almost hurt in his tone. "You never used to be."
"Because I didn’t know what you were," you shot back. "But I do now."
He stared at you for a long moment. Then, slowly, he smiled. But this one was different.
It wasn’t cocky.
It wasn’t amused.
It was certain.
"You’re mine, Y/N," he murmured. "Even if you don’t see it yet."
You turned on your heel, shoving down the panic clawing at your chest. You needed to leave. You needed out.
But as you walked away, you heard his voice one last time—
Soft.
Confident.
Inevitable.
"You can run, princess. But I’ll always catch you."
You barely made it three steps before he grabbed you.
A yelp tore from your throat as Axel yanked you back, his grip iron-clad around your wrist. Your body slammed into his chest, and before you could shove him away, his free hand curled around your throat—gently, almost reverently.
"You don’t get it, do you?" Axel murmured, tilting his head as if you were some fragile thing he needed to fix.
Your heart slammed against your ribs. "Let go of me."
His fingers flexed, not quite squeezing—just enough to remind you that he could.
Could what? Hurt you? No. Axel wasn’t interested in breaking you.
He wanted to own you.
"I’ve been so patient," he whispered, dragging his knuckles along your jaw, his touch sickeningly tender. "So good. I gave you space, let you pretend you had a choice." His thumb traced your lips, and his eyes went dark with something dangerous. "But you keep running, princess. And that’s just…" He exhaled sharply. "So. Fucking. Rude."
You struggled, shoving against him with all your strength. "I don’t belong to you, Axel!"
He laughed.
Not the kind that was amused.
The kind that was off.
The kind that sent ice down your spine.
"You still don’t get it," he breathed, pressing his forehead against yours. His voice softened to a near-whisper, his lips ghosting over your ear.
"You always belonged to me."
Then, before you could even think—
The world flipped.
Your back slammed into the car, knocking the breath from your lungs. Axel's hands were everywhere—gripping your wrists, pinning you down, pressing his body flush against yours as he caged you in.
"Do you know what you did to me?" His voice shook—not with fear, but obsession. "You made me need you, Y/N. You smiled at me. You touched me. You looked at me like I was human." His lips curled into something feral. "But then you rejected me."
His fingers dug into your skin.
"And now," he murmured, "I have to remind you what happens… when people take things from me."
A cold shiver ripped through you. "Axel, please—"
"Shh, don’t beg yet," he crooned. "Not when I haven’t even started."
Your breath hitched. "Started what?"
Axel leaned in, his lips brushing your ear.
"Taking you back."
And then—
Everything went dark.
#cobra kai#karate kid#cobra kai x reader#karatekidxreader#yandere core#yandere cobra kai#yandere community#yandere cobra kai x reader#yandere ck#yandere axel kovacevic x reader#yandere axel kovacevic#yandere#axel kovacevic x reader#axel cobra kai#axel kovacevic#ckxreader#ck
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day 20: collar leash
#the real reason rem merc’d him#im doing it off and on now i…. i got lazy….#dnkinktober#misa amane#l lawliet
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it's zoro's birthday!! happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years
#one piece#zolu#comic#a while ago I reread some of the earlier arcs in one piece and was caught off guard by zoro's dialogue in the daz bonez fight#finally got around to making a comic abt it#boys fluctuating wildly between chatting shit n making jabs at eachother n having a sweet heartfelt moment#they have the range#the weird shape next to zoro's face in the second panel used to be a question mark#umm but it didn't get erased fully apparently#and im too lazy to do anything about that now that i've noticed it so enjoy!#oh also when luffy says baaastard hes imitating zoro saying temeeeee#does quite have the same feel...“baaaa” like a sheeps bleat vs the kinda drawl-y rumble of “meeee”...oh well
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Magneto would love lumpia meanwhile Charles would have his Bibingka and Puto Bungbong hehe
Happy Holidays!
asks that remind me my bitchass friend kayla promised to make me *puto two years ago and she still hasnt
*puto is a filipino rice cake i do know it also means 'bitch' in spanish we do not have to address that thank you
#snap chats#'snap is the disclaimer necessary' every single time i mention 'puto' i get people clutching their pearls yes it is necessary vjAVKJ#LIKE I GET IT. CAN WE TALK ABOUT RICE CAKES NOW im hungry ...#kayla always gets beef from me but esp with puto and i only mention this when it was promised two years ago#cause SHE will always bring it up like 'oh yeah i still have to make you puto' bitch just forget it ive made it three times since then 😭#PUTO ISNT EVEN HARD TO MAKE LEGITIMATELY YOU JUST MAKE THE BATTER AND PUT IT IN THE SHIT AND STEAM IT#add a slice of cheddar on top if youre feeling especially nasty .... its so good .... anyway ..... rice cake ... i love it ...#i havent had bibingka in so long tho im PISSED. you know what else is really good tho cassava cake .. thats not rice but. lol#i never get to have filipino food on account of my mom hating cooking anything that isnt tiramisu knock offs#she really doesnt make filipino food she hasnt for years. my dad always does tho ..... whatever ....#i could always cook it myself of course. yeah... im lazy ill admit it you got me 😔#oh my god no you know whats great for the winter tinola I LOVE. chicken tinola so much#funny enough i learned how to make it when i was in the hospital from a filipino girl 🥰 we did not speak anymore after that interaction.#Also funny my fam and i were just talking about getting lumpia for christmas since theres like one (1) filipino place vaguely near us#'you guys dont make it??' on account of the fact im too lazy to make wrappers and no store near us sells any no <3#i did make lumpia myself once tho when we Did have wrappers after drivign out an hour to an asian market once#not to brag but they were pretty delicious ..... anyway ..#oh my god fuck me theres this like. speaking of rice cakes again JALKJKALJ theres this one with this delicious coconut sauce#BIKO IT'S BIKO its literally glutinous rice steamed in banana leaf with latik. UGH SOOO yummy ..... i dont have banana leaves anymore tho :#OH YOU KNOW WHATS ALSO GOOD FOR THE HOLIDAY lechon. that was my fave part bout goin to my dad's christmas parties#they had this big ass pig and i loved the ear .... crunchy as hell and so good 🤤 i havent had it in at least a decade tho..#now im hungry. and homesick. 'homesick for yoru dad?' homesick for my dad <- literally just saw him#well i get to see him again thursday :) goin to the doctor... gonna get my medicine again life is gonna be SO good !!!!!!#i have rambled far too long . happy holidays my friends !!!! do try to make puto this season ... very simple and very tasty .......
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nothing like recording your own voice to make you uncomfortably aware of your own accent 🙃
#i know i do the utah ''nells'' instead of nails#i know my ''eh'' tends to sound like ''aa'' for some reason#still got caught off guard hearing my voice saw ''meggy sweat simming to freeze''#as opposed to ''MUGGY sweat SEEMING''#...i guess the point is just to get an audio version out#but im going to be uncomfortably aware of my lazy vowels now...
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i need brownies so fucking bad rn
#⠀ᶻᶻ⠀turn it up!⠀#unrelated croomf has pissed me off to immeasurable amounts. reduced back to oomf#overthat#anyway#DY piece tn i need it to go#and also this song is soooo minhui i threw up everywhere#decided for better or for worse that kit will be implemented here instead of in the group w kyun.. kyun works best on his own for me idk#he’s not gnna have a massive part (for now) and i dont plan on him leaving 127 to join BB or anything so he’ll def stay on the side#buttttt i did start up a little gogo piece through his eyes#i rly like the idea of never writing in gg’s pov does that jst make me sound rly lazy#BECAUSE!!!!! IM NOT!!! well i am but not w this hear me out#he puts on so many faces with everyone and even if with some he’s more ‘him’ than with others he’s never really actually#gone the whole way bared his soul the whole shebang to everyone bar like one person. so he’s kinda lonely AS EFF!!!#and idk i js like the idea of him being (when u get down 2it) a stranger. he doesnt even wanna show himself to the narrative IJBOLLL#sooooo yeah. it does kinda sound like a cop-out 4 if he acts like a different person in every piece but i think ive been p consistent so#that one person was in dream btw.. he left partly because he was bored and felt like he’d end up going nowhere and#partly because he was HUMILIATED by doing all that he needed to pack his bags and get the fuck out its kinda funny#mention ** to him and he’ll look like that pic of that one 2000 yard stare soldier its serious#worse than saying ‘hyeonmin and jaehee are in the same room rn haha’ to yijun.. but barely anyone will ever find that out#ANYWAY! i like to think kit + cherryade are the closest to seeing minhui as he is right after redacted explosions gunshots#‘im on fire and i’ve got to break out’ + ‘i've had enough of this got to break it through’ LIKE ITS HIMMM!#and dont even mention the ‘got to leave all trouble living life on the double’ I HATE THIS OSNGGGG#They made it for him. IDGAF if it came out in 2001.#ok sorry for yapping i might go make toast
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(cleaning the shower) wtf wait does he even do anything for this household
#scrib talks#okay umm this is kinda a vent so uhhg one second#cw vent#vent post#um. so my dad. does like. nothing for the house#he pays rent. but SO DOES MY MOM ????#and my mom cooks and she cleans and shit#you know. things that keep us going#and every child in this house cleans#we're actually in charge of the general upkeep of the house#but I was cleaning the shower and realized my dad doesn't do shit#he goes to work he comes home he goofs off and then goes to sleep (rinse and repeat)#SO WHY TF IS HE ALLOWED TO CALL US LAZY AND SHIT. WHAT#anyways bizarre shit that I thought was weird#in the past he got upset abt us asking him why he didn't do the dishes cuz he worked in fast food and did that all day (not a good excuse t#but for a good few years he did other kinds of jobs and nothing changed#but now he works for the school and gets pissy when we speak loudly (everyone in the house does this. btw. that's how we talk.)#BUT HES THE LOUDEST PERSON IN THE HOUSE#IM GOING TO EXPLODE#double standards !!!!
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monachan haul has arrived ✨safely✨
#ft. the gigo collab merch that i had proxied s o b s#‘how many albums did you buy m y g o s h’ j-just these 3…#thanks delivery guys for not notifying me when haul pt 2 was delivered lmao now my mother’s mad at me for not showing her what i got :(#‘just show her man’ d u d e she’ll lecture me about wasting my money— wait nvm i’ll show her my lls gk dvd that came in maybe that’ll help#im gatekeeping monachan from my fam idc if we’re related y’all c a n ’ t have her#b u t on another note the mona album standee looks really cute beside the new sena natsukomi standee#mona looks taller than sena in it but they just. look really cute next to each other aaaaa#though. yk. speaking of the gigo merch and stuff… man. i think i went to that arcade last year lmao#i didnt go up to the floor with the food and stuff since i was only there to play crane games and i was too lazy to climb the stairs#but seeing posts about the collab reminds me of the 1000 yen i spent trying to get ena pjsk nui in the mzen crane machine#i had. like. 4000 yen at the time and around 1/4 of it went to that machine… never forgive never forget#‘why didnt you withdraw more money then’ w e l l the debit card was with my bro and i broke off from the family to explore by myself s o—#and that was how i spent my birthday last year. on the 4th or 5th (cant rem) floor of gigo trying in vain to get enananui#that doesnt have anything to do with monachan but i needed to cry about it somewhere ig lmfao#m a n. what am i even doing with my life lmao#o k that’s enough of being annoying for one night see y’all for daily nagisa in a few hours byeeeeeeee
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does anyone out here have a dad that isnt an asshole all the fucking time. like is it even possible.
#thinks we're ungrateful and incapable and lazy for lemme check. being disabled#and then when we rightfully call him out on his dick behavior he gets mad and slams things and mutters under his breath#and is like 'oh great so its MY FAULT'#and tries to push the narrative that now we've upset him and he's gonna feel like dogshit for the next two hours like.#congrats. that's how we live our whole fucking lives because of you. im always thinking about what he's gonna get pissed off at next#and how im not enough for him and how he's gonna be mad i couldnt do something#when he says shit like 'we need to teach them to sponge-wash the dishes'#like we're morons. like we dont know#we tried to LOAD the dishwasher and got so nauseous and yucked out we had to switch off every couple items#and both heaved over the trashcan#you think im not doing it specifically to make you upset? you think I CAN and im just choosing not to?#god he makes me so mad. and sad. and full of grief.#and worried for my sister#because she's bipolar and his provocation has a very real not unlikely chance at making her suicidal#it's such a mess#and its unfair for her and its unfair for me
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I know I am a boy and am therfore supposed to yearn but I do not get people who keep their genitals outside. Like it seems so impractical to have a floppy tube just.... Hanging there. There is nowhere practical to keep such a thing!
#nsft#i realised the other day that i have forgotten that not everyone knows i am trans but once in a while i will say things that if ppl dont#sound a bit odd. Which i asked my colleague if ppl know im trans and she said maybe no but maybe also yes cus i am Like That and then said#about how i was going to change out of view because I hadnt had to whip off a bra in public in years so didnt have the skill anymore#and also i was talking about how braces are like jump suits; naked in the loos at work WIERD and then ig that is genital dependent?!#like if you have one that u can just sort of wiggle out of clothing ig braces and jumpsuits r non issue#I have since started to just unclip my braces cus i think this is more normal and tbf th only reason i didnt b4 is laziness and not knowing#if my fingers would do the do of getting the clips off nd back on they r used to this task now#no need to disrobe for this#I got a rando period and had forgotten how deeply i hate tampons and had a existential crisis in a loo about genitalia.
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i actually love the comeback of bucket hats and mom jeans and big glasses and fanny packs and clunky shoes personally. i was born to dress like a dorky tourist from the 90s
#ever since middle school i have tried to follow trends and felt fundamentally like i qas doing it wrong and it didn't work when i did it#i couldn't pull it off it was forced and dumb even when i dressed and did my hair exactly like everyone else#so i gave up on being trendy bc it was never fun and didn't work#but i was so excited when mom jeans came back bc they're actually comfy then i saw cool fashionable people w fanny packs and i was like :0#no way!!#then i found a cute floral bucket hat at goodwill and i was like hm why not and it actually rocks ngl#i finally got a new pair of glasses bc of headaches and i went ahead and got some big af 90s looking ones and they actually look good on me?#i know im lowkey dressing like a high schooler now but im finally having fun with my clothes and enjoying the way i look#also i got a haircut and its a bit retro and fun and finally my hair isnt in my face bc i tried bangs and i actually look nice for once#also the great thing abt the dorky 90s tourist style is its really practical and easy#like im comfortable and i have storage and my hair looks good no matter what with zero maintenance#i still dont wear makeup ever tho lol#but im glad there's finally a way to be fun and fashionable for lazy dorky people lol#i know some people complain abt the bucket hats and fanny packs and stuff but idc im having fun finally#this has been a shitpost
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todays dragon cookie is: rock
#hi. ive been gone. no excuse im just lazy#i got pitaya on my second account it is my little pookie bear#but like foaming at the mouth tryna get them on my main#come home pookie#pitaya dragon cookie#dragon cookie#cookie run#dailydragoncookies#i had a fucking bad week and i forgot to do anything#tuesday was fine. i can make a proper meal on my own now!! ik thats kinda dumb but IM HAPPY#wednesday i had the day off college bc period cramps#thursday i did a half day but i couldnt stop crying for some reason so i went home#but im great now!!!!
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actually im kind of thinking abt how all the main players in the AU are probably way more mentally Not Great than it may appear at first
#like Alex is constantly worrying she isn't doing enough for her family and pushes herself way too hard physically and mentally bc of it#no one expects it out of her but she kind of just got herself into that mindset and ends up hurting herself by pushing too hard usually#(Rana is working with her to help break the habit)#Herobrine lived in caves for like 7 (I think. im too lazy to go check the rough timeline rn) years straight#like i already dont have to explain why thats bad on its own but hyperfixating on a dead civilization that long#to the point where you almost entirely forgot your first language is Worse.#he's had so many spider bites and eaten parts of spiders that he's literally just immune to the venom now#Rana you'd think would be better off since she's like the traditional happy cheery character but I guess that's also why she's Not#being happy is a choice to her. she's lived through some of the worst shit but she keeps persisting because the world needs more love in it#she's going to be happy out of spite despite all the odds and she wants to give that to others as much as she can#this girl walks in and out of the Nether every other month for potion ingredients like how 'okay' can she actually be really#Steve is probably like the most normal by comparison#but im not really sure how sane you can realistically qualify yourself to be when you've previously done DIY top surgery with a sword#that was not a fun day for neither Steve nor (pre transition) Rana but it worked! please dont do that again#no one else do it either neither of them would recommend it#he's not traumatized from that or anything but ill be damned if the gender dysphoria didnt win that day#but at the same time so did he. via the use of like 20 healing potions#thanks Rana#minecraft au mastertag
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#i got the worst mark ive ever gotten in a physics test today and i have my entrance test in ten days#im so fucked im so incredibly fucked im so bad at physics i dont even know why im doing a physics degree when im so atrocious at it#and it really doesnt help that all of my friends have gotten offers apart from me and i am proud of them i am but what about me#im so selfish i should feel happy for them but im so jealous and insecure and i really dont think im gonna get into uni#and my parents arent helping because they wont be satisfied unless i get into one of my top two choices BOTH of which have entrance tests#and they're asking me now why i applied to the unis that i did as if i havent picked them since july and my ucas was sent off a week ago#so i dont know what they think theyre doing except making me feel worse and worse#and maybe if i tried harder and wasnt so lazy then i would pass the entrance test but because im the perfect combination of stupid#and arrogant im not good enough to actually get in without working hard but i dont feel enough pressure to force myself to study
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How much pokemon can I play at work instead of working local fool thinks
#fanya.txt#im so tireeed#ive got tge back at night shifts jet lag and also have no energy/motivation for anything either uargh#like. everything on the computer is done dont get me wrong#everything time sensitive ia done#i just have no motivation to clean the lobby. do the fire rounds. kitchen prep and preparation of the actual breakfast#nothing needs to be acutely started b4 4 am which is in 2hrs#so for now im just kinda. melting into the office chair#wondering if ill have a smooke b4 i do my 7floors of fire rounds or after#no no after youre right#and as long as i enter the kitchen at 4am to refill ice and do the actual prep work then ill be done and ready to make the actual breakfast#by 5am no problem#but everything else uarghhh#paperwork is done. fixed a few customer profiles that didnt process correctly when the night payment went through. but usrgh the active stuf#dont wannaaa#both from pure laziness but also bc my knee has been giving me shooting pain on and off now for the past almost week#and im not excited for that to kick on once i actually get up and do the physical part of my job#so im delaying work until i acutely have to do it to actually have time to get through everything w/o stressing me half to death#which is 4am#so here i stand. well. sit. im sinking into this office chair so bad
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shout out to ND for making it incredibly hard to get caught up on COVID boosters; I think that may be why this time having COVID is kicking my ass so hard
#text post#i at least have been getting up to go downstairs but today i don't even want that and i hate that#my throat is killing me and there is Zero energy in any limbs and i slept for shit#bc apparently at this stage i should have been sleeping sitting up to help the throat (i am sitting up in bed now aksnfkgn)#butterscotch weed hard candy do ur work and numb my throat a bit pls#it keeps it from hurting as much and my god i have never been more grateful for weed aksndkfng#thank travis for travis but instead it's thank ppl who fought for legalization for it being legalized#i feel so lazy!!! sitting in bed!! gnashing teeth and frustration!!!#there is i think? a woodpecker outside tho and that's so cool#bc the last one i saw and heard was at my great aunt and great grandmothers place while they were both still alive#they claimed to hate the guy but after the fake owl didn't scare him off he just got to Stay aksndkfng#aunt Betty and great granma pls lend me some strength here bc im a Baby TM when sick like this aksndkgngn
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