#im crawling in the ceiling

[love-killed-the-superstar]

code lyoko is so funny actually because picture ur a student at kadic going about your day when suddenly you get a small shock from your charger outlet and the next thing you know you are battered and bruised lying on the cold concrete floor of a factory in the industrial estate a few blocks away. you have no memory of the last six hours but footage emerges of you electrocuting your friends flipping a table throwing your gym teacher across the room and disappearing down a manhole in the school grounds. you are now suspended for a week and no one treats u normally anymore except for the five kids who found you at the factory and brought you home but they look guilty so they clearly know something you don't and now you're trying to get back to your old life except next week you're trying to blend in at the school dance when a teddy bear the size of a kaiju breaks into your school gym

[osamucide]

no more weed from weedzai unless you suck him off a favour for a favour yeah?

my inbox is so backed up because i'm terrible but i'm thinking about him today. stoner roommate!Dazai who holds the blunt out of reach until you give him a lil kiss. stoner roommate!Dazai who stops holding it to your lips unless you're sitting in his lap. stoner roommate!Dazai who stops passing it to you entirely—you have to suck every hit you take out of his mouth. stoner roommate!Dazai who starts playfully complaining about how much he smokes you up for free but when you offer cash, he just laughs. stoner roommate!Dazai who looks at you with bedroom eyes while he's rolling up because you know what he wants if you think you're gonna partake. stoner roommate!Dazai who pushes your mouth further down on his cock while he ashes on the floor next to you (he might 'accidentally' get some on you—oops). stoner roommate!Dazai who yanks you off him by your hair to press the filter to your lips and watch you greedily drink in the smoke. stoner roommate!Dazai who knows you'll drink his cum just as eagerly. stoner roommate!Dazai who makes you hold his load in your mouth while you take a big ol' hit just so you can shotgun the smoke and his cum into his mouth. stoner roommate!Dazai who pushes how far he can go with you until he's stubbing the roach out on your neck and soothing the burn mark with his tongue. stoner roommate!Dazai who loves having a cumslut ashtray that splits his rent with him. <3

[gomzdrawfr]

are you single or taken? 👀

Sorry I’m married to John Price 🧎🏻‍♀️

[fishareglorious]

okay thinking of isokania as cathycliff is making me fucking insane actually

[lelianaslefthand]

if i'm butter then he's a hot knife

[handweavers]

ever since my auntie found a king cobra sitting on the couch in the living room a few months ago (crawled in through the security grates on the door) i am so paranoid of one crawling into the house through an open window esp the bathroom cause the windows are always open and have these large open art deco ornamental grates from when the house was remodeled in the 1960s. i just have visions of a cobra quietly slithering into the bathroom while im on the toilet and that's how they find me

[bueris]

whenever I have really scary little flashes of imagination I tell myself ah yes tormented by the visions as all great artists are and it helps me feel better

[spacejammie-eimmajecaps]

Fell back asleep for a while (still have a horrible headache btw) and I had the most disturbing dream that I'm going to tell you guys about in the tags

[jesuistrestriste]

sundays are for watching clips of mike faist’s performance as connor murphy and giggling every time he tucks his hair behind his ear

[skitskatdacat63]

What does one do in the situation of a centipede falling into their bed 🙃 genuine question

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[angelphrenia]

i'm so normal about them

[millennialgrandma]

She didn't want to ask. Her pride forbade it. But her damn pride had cost her enough. She looked away. "And if...if I wished for more?"

She felt his fingers on her chin, turning her head. There was an unwanted ache in her throat. Zoya forced herself to meet his gaze. In this light, his hazel eyes looked almost golden.

"Then I would gladly be your prince, your consort, your demon fool."

[125storejuice]

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[beatingheartbutch]

thinks about vaginal preserving phalloplasty