#im cACkLING

[polaris-likethestar]

its unfair how funny this is

Brokenback Mountain:

[peekychu]

[dr-spectre]

So i was doing my daily visit to Inkipedia, the goated wiki. And i was looking at the Deepsea Metro page and HOLY SHIT.

So THAT'S where this image of Agent 3 comes from! I knew it was from the Haikara Walker but i had no idea about this "Low Water Party."

And.... WHAT?!?!

DJ Octavio and Callie attended the party... TOGETHER!??! AND MARIE DIDN'T COME EITHER!? This party takes place AFTER Octo Expansion btw and not during it, Octo Expansion and Splatoon 2's hero mode are theorized to be happening at the same time or at least very close to one and another. So this party cannot be occurring when Callie was hypnotized. Holy shit.... They are on good terms? They just go to parties together?!?

Finally... More evidence for my "Callie willingly left with Octavio because she was mentally unwell and wanted an escape from her busy and lonely life, and hypnosis isn't mind control and brainwashing and people don't fully get how hypnosis works" propaganda! GAHAHAHA!!!!!

They are fucking party animals. Callie and her old ass 100+ year old second octopus grandpa.

[geek-22]

[okartichoke]

I'm beginning to think he won't rest until he's inspected every suspicious-looking nook and cranny.

[5mary5]

Mc and solomon getting steamy with each other and solomon getting ready to take his pants off when suddenly mc asks solomon are you sure it still works??👀👀" while pointing to his groin and solomon being just 🤨 or 😱

[petricorah]

just found out clip studio has a fish eye lens thing

[starscream7799]

My favorite concept is the Autobots agreeing that Skyfire is probably one of the kindest mechs they know, but somehow that shuttle has a relationship with STARSCREAM of all Decepticons??

Like they wonder how the hell Skyfire, being the gentle, kind-sparked, caring individual he is, managed to fall in love with the gremlin of a seeker that is Starscream.

[holdfastperseus]

Quick someone make memes outta this

[flateric420]

some days i feel like this

[kenneth-black]

“Do you love him?”

Buck:

[he literally went 🤨🤨🤨]

[evanore-thornheart-vamp56]

Average Sibling experience 💕

OG pic and sketch under the cut

[candiiee]

ᴅᴇᴋᴜᴛᴏʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀʏ ꜰᴏᴜʀᴛᴇᴇɴ: ꜰᴀᴠ ʜᴀɪʀꜱᴛʏʟᴇ

summary: you try to tame Izuku’s hair

warnings: slight swearing, pathetic izuku

an: I laughed

Y/n’s quirk is basically giving people’s glowups, they don’t go to UA.

“Please Y/N I’m begging you! Help me with my hair!” Izuku pleaded, clinging onto your legs as you try to shake him off.

“Let go! It’s not my fault you don’t take care of it!” You shoot back, trying to pry his hands away.

He sniffled, gripping on all the harder. “It’s my graduation! I can’t show up like this!”

“Your normal hair is just fine!” You snap, “It looks fucking fluffy!”

He pouts, “Please..I’m begging!” He gives you puppy eyes, and his tears help him look all the more adorable.

You give him one half hearted shake, then groan, “Fineeeee…but this is one exception.” You grumble, finally pulling him off your leg.

He immediately beams, “thankyourthankyouyou’reamazing, like marry m-“

You cut him off with a wave, “Yeah yeah, I’m amazing.” You say, not quite hearing his words.

“Now get off the floor. You look pathetic.” He did so, and followed you like a puppy to your house.

You sit him down, and immediately start scrutinizing him, and he sweat drops, unused to such a calculating gaze, despite having been in war.

After a bit, you nod, “Alright. Your hair is salvageable.”

He half glares at you, and you grin, messing his hair up even more, “Relax. I’m just teasing.”

He rolls his eyes, “Naturally.”

“Now don’t get sassy young man. I have to make you look presentable to get laid.”

He goes red, “L-Laid?!” He starts to frantically move his hands.

You smirk, “Relax.” He goes silent, but still a bit red.

You start to work your magic, combing, cutting just a bit, using gel.

Finally, it’s done. (Think hairstyle in the promotion for the new movie)

You pass him a mirror, smiling, “I think this might be my best work.”

Izuku stares at his reflection, staying silent for a bit, worrying you. Then he looks at you, “Thank you!” He bursts into tears.

You pause, “Hey, quit crying. You’ll mess it up.!”

He sniffles, wiping his nose with his sleeve. “Sorry, but I’m just so grateful!”

“I can tell. Now keep that hair safe, got it?” You say, smiling softly.

He nods, then unexpectedly gives you a hug. You freeze, but accept, patting his back, “Yeah, Yeah, I’m amazing. Now, go get dressed. You graduate in two hours. See ya there, alright?”

He nods, wiping his nose one more time, “I don’t know what’d I do without you..”

Oh. He was getting all touchy feely. You immediately wave his words off, “It’s alright. Now go.” He nods, looking like he wants to say one more thing, but leaves.

“Bye.”

You sigh, running a hand through your hair. “See ya..”

@candiiee 2024

prompts by @getstarried

Taglist: @dokidokidraft @mo0nforme

[3416]

get them willy flksdjklfjsdklf

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Paybacks A Bitch

[imnotzuza]

buddie this episode