#im busting out laughing

[scarletlizzard]

https://www.tumblr.com/scarletlizzard/746026131293143040/holy-shit-if-youre-a-bottom-for-and?source=share

At this point ma'am I think you're just looking to get punished by your dear "bottom 🫖" (we know that's a lie 💀) unless something shifted within your dear little brit that caused them to now be a bottom (I very much doubt it)

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Okay, FIRST of all, I'm much too charming to receive any punishment.

Secondly, maybe something did?? Y'all don't know what goes on in the DMs!

[mwagneto]

the companion will go oh god doctor who is that?? and the doctor will get all serious and somber and say listen. he's the most evil creature in the universe. he's the worst enemy i've ever faced. he's horrible and unpredictable and you can never ever let your guard down. and then the villain will walk into the room like this

[sleepy-crocuta]

"Stone why are you tied up? Do that on your own time. You sicken me"

PLEASE

[siflooping]

drawing kingfrin is so insanely fucking funny because like. i usually make non-kingkonged king around euphie's size (8ftish) with tits to match and well. sif is. 4'9"......... anglerfish type size dynamic.

[syrupyyyart]

I wish I wasn't such a flip flop!!! AAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

On an unrelated noted, I read back the few chapters of Motley I made initially and liked them more than I remember. Aaaaiarugh.

[jayparked]

my headphones died while i was listening to love talk at work and why did my phone have to blast the song at full volume right at the “TOUCH ME TEASE ME FEEL ME UP” part 🧍‍♀️

[pasta5284]

[anarchistbitch]

daniel calling armand shah rukh khan while armand sits in the sluttiest pose ever..... this season is ending in a threesome isnt it

[musubiki]

most recent story development in my brain: ive decided to actually seperate taffy and coco during the timeskip

initially i had it that taffy sticks with coco because he has nowhere to go and they eventually get together over the timeskip. the new version is that he runs away and disappears right before mochi leaves

in my head i see him as the type to run away after what mochi and coco do for him-- after coco put in so much effort and time advocating for him because she saw that there were traces of a good person under his antagonistic nature, and after mochi beat his ass for the final time and finally cleared his curse, he doesnt know what to do with himself.

the rest of the guild at that point (mochi included) has an attitude of "We know why you were the way you were. Now that there's no reason for you to hate us, you're free to go where you want. You can even stay with us." and this sentiment eats him alive. the guilt he feels is insane. the fact that he spent months (years?) trying to ruin mochi, brewing in bitterness and rage and all of a sudden all of that is gone and replaced with forgiveness and warmth is unbearable and he cant stand it, so he leaves.

this is all coupled with his feelings for coco and the attitude on his end of "I don't deserve this. I don't deserve her. All I can do is bring them down. All I can do is bring her down. I have no right to stay here. I have no right to want to stay here."

so theres a pivotal scene in my head where he has all these thoughts, standing right outside the side door to mochis house hearing them all chattering inside, and has a long moment of hesitation before going inside. in the OLD version coco opens the door before he can make up his mind and forces him inside with the rest of them, but in the NEW version i think its much more taffy-like if hes gone by the time she notices and gets to the door

(tldr timeline: mochi removes his curse -> he disappears -> he only appears for the last amanita fight because really thats HIS fight as much as it is mochis -> he leaves again RIGHT after. i imagine coco tried to stop him or say goodbye but this man is notoriously good at escaping quickly)

and so timeskip-wise coco attends university on her own. she keeps in touch with oscar and lime (more oscar than lime) and while she never directly set out to look for taffy, there was always that desire to look for him in a crowd or something, maybe hoping to run into him at random or that he would show up out of nowhere like he did the first time.

I'm not totally sure what he does during the timeskip then. something far away from coco and the guild, but somewhere close to the ocean because he could never find it in him to stray too far from it for too long. maybe lost his touch with water magic a bit because he was too afraid and guilt-ridden to use it. never really stopped thinking about coco but couldnt muster up the courage to go find her again. for YEARS hes convinced that she doesnt want to see him and he wouldnt do anything to make her life better. hes done too much to all of them for them to ever accept him, he thinks.

until one day coco just. shows up. after tracking him down (with mochi and sulluvans help). sitting on a barrel at the docks he works at in some city somewhere, eating some cotton candy she bought at the docks like "Heyo! Mochi needs another guild member, and you kinda owe us one, soooo..."

[box-of-treats]

The horrifying thought of meeting any of my favs and them hearing the horrible depraved thoughts I've had about them and them and other characters.

[scoringeffects]

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[subaru-meteorlight]

the very incredible experience of scrolling phaidei thirst trap fanart and thinking “if anybody saw this on my phone im gonna get outed as gay” before realising that im perceived as a girl so. ??

[kj-munch]

(HAPPY AU WHERE THEY HAVE CHARLOTTE AND LAW NEVER HAPPENS!!)

other guys at the table areee friends of acton and murph and @funnycatfelix ocs, left to right HAZEL DARCY PRUSSIAN <3 prus is confused bc he knows theyre both trans and didnt know ivf was a thing

[diodellet]

hmm not sure i like how my brain seamlessly reads in english🤔

[izzy-b-hands]

The New England Fishing Expo has the best ad tagline I've ever heard

[davemustaine]

met my first "name 3 songs" guy at the pet shop the other day