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My turn!!!
Spin The Wheel for a Star Trek TOS era character :P
Please leave who you got in the tags and what you are... doing to them
#also disclaimer ik this isnt an exhaustive list of TOS era characters these r just imo the most well known please dont get me for not#including ur favorite TOS guy#BUT ALSO if i didnt i clude ur favorite TOS guy u should also tell me that in the notes#star trek#star trek tos#james t kirk#spock#nyota uhura#bones mccoy#poll#ohmy god im a little wine drunk i almost forgot to link the wheel.... sosilly
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I almost finished a drawing today
Every layer just gets more stiff and odd proportion
Ok but like
It got better
I didn't give up after hours of nothing
There's something on the canvas
#i was drinking socially and i had wine because i heard its the least bad tasting and i tried it and it tasted so ass so i snuck away#and i was secretly putting those sweetner pouches i put like 5 and this dude saw me and started yelling at me that i desecrated the wine#then he lectured me how im supposed to take small sips and swish it in my mouth and airate(??) it or something. it was really long.#i didnt get to try the sugar wine so idk if i improved it. ill try it again#apparently when it says how much sugar in the alcohol it doesnt mean sweetness?? it means alcohol content?? is that true?#so if it says 50% sugar it means 50% alcohol and adding actual sugar doesnt do anything?#no yeah i thought if it says sugar level it meant sweetness#imma keep it real i understood 0% of anything he said but its fun to watch people talk about something they like#if you enjoy alcohol please explain to me. flavor? drunk? and also please recc me a type#i genuinely enjoy the flavor of energy drinks so thats so#thats something to work with. i think#in exchange i can tell you what kind of turkish persian indian sweets youd like...?#or i can teach you bad words in hindi
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i had my last day of work today now im officially on veilguard leave WAHOOOOOOOOO <3 it was unfortunately the worst day i have ever had since i started working there djkfdjfkd but. tbh. it kind of just makes leaving feel even better so...... im considering today a win overall :)
#/ alcohol mention#< i also bought a bottle of sparkling wine to celebrate SURVIVING the datv wait and id always planned to but after today i feel like i#DESERVE to get drunk by myself at home on a wednesday. every girl deserves that once a year i think <3#man...... dawn of the final day huh......... we really did it joe...............#ok im leaving tumblr again just wanted to share my shitty day update and also say LOVE U ALL#esp the solas girlies..... i cannot wait to play thru this game and psychic mind meld w all of u during the pookie moments <3
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if im more annoying today than usually, be aware that i have wine and im old
#im not like. getting drunk. just sipping this bitch tonight but also i dont have a huge tolerance for alcohol so like#just be adviced lmao#this is my treat to myself once a year i get to have good white wine and nobody can stop me#alcohol tw#i guess. in case i post more lmao#night is an absolute mess on main
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I WANT TO DANCE I WANT TO PARTY I WANT TO SWIM IN THE SEA SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING TOWN
#me drinks one glass or bottle of wine also me ^^^#if i didnt live in a car dependent place i would be so unstoppable and also a much worse alcoholic#better? worse?#anyways swimming in the sea ar night drunk as hell again would fix me but NOOOO i live in a CAR CITY NOW#thinking about how casual my friends in school like high school used to drunk drive that was crazy like what the hell#thats a line for me like i’ll do a line but im not DRIVING after#no 🙅 operating 🙅 heavy 🙅 machinery under the influence of anything dude there are other people in the world#oversharing online is my passion sorry#anyways. alcoh*lics will literally be like ‘im gonna have a glass of wine w dinner’ and next thing u know plastered on the floor#like why did i drink my fuckinc cooking wine lol i need that for cooking!!! my sauces!!!!#long story short if u live in *** and want to get str***** lmk i can solve that u just gotta pick me up in ur car vroom vroom#or if u have **** 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 or **** ok#im very flexible#anyways. recycle comes tomorrow and they know far too much about me. like not me getting up at the crack of dawn to haul my pile of bottles#out to the can pleas. maybe i should leave a thank you note. i can make cookies or something
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sometimes. sometimes you get your favorite wine. which is basically just alcoholic grape juice. sometimes you get it. and you. you drink the bottle. sometimes thats just how that is.
#alcohol#its only 11% im only vague tipsy#god i wish i was rich enough to get wine drunk#i go toe to toe with frat bros i can put back a bottle with minor inconvenience#its just so damn expensive#dont do this its bad for your liver#i think#the studies on the health benefits of wine are like totally confusing#anyway you should pour cheap box wine on your clothes and howl at the moon with friends#its spiritually cleaning and also looks cool
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god 90% of moulin rouge is like. fun! but not a lot to it! and then the roxanne tango scene hits like a FREIGHT TRAIN
#ignore me#that scene alone justifies the movie 2 me#plentyyyy to critique don't get me wrong but also. ROOOOOOOOXANNNEEE#JEALOUSY! will drive you...... MAAAAAAAAAD#me n the bf are doin a moulin rouge & chicago double feature :3#im getting wine drunk and sillayyyy
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How’s life
hi and hello my dear anonimo life is good at the minute!!!! i’m on holiday from uni (much fucking needed let me assure you oh my god) so i’ve been sleeping and like. hanging about and not really doing much rn. although tbf in the last couple of weeks i did like a couple of wee friend visits like seeing my friends at uni or just like my friends from uni at their home houses (does that make sense??) for a couple of days which was very good vibes and i got in the sea and now im feeling much more normal than i was before like two weeks ago happy days but rn im on that sleeping and doing shit all grind which we love bc it’s always a good sign for my wips. anyway. that was all very unnecessary stream of consciousness lmao i could go on but i fear i probs shouldn’t so thanks so much for asking babe hope you’re doing well also
#may or may not be a tad drunk rn if you guys couldn’t tell#but like. what was i supposed to do?!?! this Problematic Man just came round for dinner at my yard and like#he cooked a delicious meal but also i needed like five glasses of wine to get through the meal so im still a tad waved#let me be#anyway thanks for asking#asks <3
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just had my dad admit to me that even though he's fully aware of how much his alcoholism hurts me and my mum and brother he refuses to quit drinking outright because he likes it. cool
#im so sick of this shit. cant wait to move out#his current method if youre interested is to only drink wine after dinner. so that hes not pissed drunk at the dinner table#note: he can still drink as much beer as he wants. and still drinks all that wine after dinner anyway. and has a success rate of very bad#this is harm reduction. apparently#AND he has the fucking gall to complain that we dont give him any positive reinforcement when he succeeds!! fuck offfff#i try to be graceful and forgiving. addiction recovery isnt linear. and at least he admits its an addiction now#and he has chronic back pain and childhood trauma and whatnot. but given that he has that back pain because he stormed out in a drunken huf#then shat himself wandered into the shower to clean off and then slipped and broke his ribs. i find it. a little hard. to be sympathetic.#the complete dismissal of the success stories from recovering alcoholics going teetotal as fucking AA propaganda also doesnt help. lol.#but yeah. point is: he values being allowed to drink more than he values us and keeping himself from hurting us#there you have it. in black and white#personal#delete later#apologies for oversharing. needed to get this all out#i gotta get the fuck outta here man. i feel numb to everything#anyhoo. if you read this far kudos. thanks for lookin out or whatever <3
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alcohol tasted AWFUL to me the first 21.5 years of my life and then this past christmas break sth clikced and now suddenly.... i like it. and I'm enjoying that i like it and NOW am enjoying drunkenness almost every evening (im much less of a lightweofht than i look but much more of one than i like to think) and im wondering if maybe i shld be ..... concerned.
#this is me off a bottle of mikes hard lemonade (5%) and a few sips of barefoot moscato (9%)#'more of a lightweight than i look but more of one thab i like to think i am' is .... VERY generous lmfaoooo#anyways. in the past i wouldnt drink except socially & to get drunk but i couldnt stand the taste so id just shoot everything#but some family members are more Alcohol Connoisseurs and sth clicked christmas and im like Damn ......#also walmart has this cheese filled garlic breadsticks. Cole's breadsticks. AMAZING with wine amazing stuff#anyways all that to say i get drunk like thrre nights in a row and may be sorta scaring myself telling myself im on the#Alcoholic Slippery Slope but also .... alcoholism = slippery slope#i dont get drunk schoolnights tho/nights i gotta be up early in the morning and i have a l8 start tmrw so i can afford to have#a little few sippies which go a long way#but yea. ig if this continues too much & interferes with school or work itll be a problem but im sorta just psyching myself out rn#i can have a good evening without alcohol but being a young adult living alone paying most of ur own bills and then getting drunk 3 nights#in a row bc u CAN is ..... scary ghe first time u do it ig#hm i shld tag this#alcoholism //#addiction //#also those breadsticks + wine + PHILOMENA CUNK. great evening to unwind. i DO recommend to all.#also i gotta keep searching cuz i lost a very beautiful & expensive ring today its gold & sapphire i got it 4 mysel#but im letting the boy from work who j love who i got him a job bc i love him think its an engagement ring bc im OVER HIM#but yea i lost it todah & am kicking myself because its VERY beautiful >:-((((#fuck da police but im gna see campus pd tomorrow. ive filed claims w a bunch of offices on campus so PD is the last stop + they may be able#to pull up footage bc its likely someone stole it. :///#n e wayz#back 2 cunk on britain
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billy being bffs with heather cos pool and bffs with chrissy cos sports and suffering through life but thinkin well hey at least i've got my besties. but then one morning he has to drive chrissy home from a party that got a lil wilder than intended but also drive heather to work to open and the girls actually meet properly. next thing he knows they're fucking passing letters and txting and twirling their hair when they're around each other. he goes between being insufferable becos 'if it weren't for me, this [waves finger between the two of them holding hands on his backseat] wouldn't be happening. you both owe me SO big' and insufferable becos 'i regret ever introducing you two. i swear to Fuck'
#they move out together and rent somewhere and have a 3 week long disagreement about who gets the master bedroom#heather and chrissy are like 'theres literally two of us. its ours.'#and billys like. 'fuck you. ur already got the girl. if im bringing home hookups im bringing them home to my big as fuck room.'#anyway billy motions to bring max in to weigh in on the argument and then slips her a $20 to side with him#she takes the $20 and tells heather and chrissy that billy deserves the big room but for $21 she can change her mind#ANYWAY. wanna hear about them going to concerts together wanna hear about them binging the most awful tv shows#wanna hear about their disastrous grocery trips which surprisingly billy is the best at#wanna hear about whos the best cook and whos the one that gets rostered on for dinner and everyone decides takeaway is safest#wanna hear about jason knocking on the door after some time has past and new found adulthood isnt all its cracked up to be#so obviously. gonna try win chrissy back. except billy answers the door like. the fuck are u doing here#then chrissy realises whos there. and is scared and slightly terrified but also like. so much happier and braver than she ever realised#she could be. so she barges in front of billy and Deals With Shit. and billy just watches on and txts heather who's at work like#'bro call in sick IMMEDIATELY ur girl is fucking RINSING her ex' with the worlds lowest quality 0.03second video attached#billy and chrissy poppin open the biggest bottles after jason fucks off and heather running in like 'why the FUCK are none of u answering#ur PHONE. someone tell me what HAPPENED.' and chrissy being wine drunk enough to light up at the sight of heather and drag her into her lap#all 'baby you're home EARLY i MISSED you' 'yeah dickhead sent out an sos what HAPPENED.' 'baby i think im tipsy.'#okay i dont feel good and typing this has been a nice distraction but i think i feel okay now so i'll shut up <3#m#text
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Saejima and Yuki ultimate besties arc WHEN
#i just think they'd be funny#like Yuki turns up at Majimas with wine and take away food#and Is like MAJIMA SAN OPEN UP RIGHT TF NOW MFER#bc she does that now she knows where he is but come 2010 this GIANT dude answers the door like :?#and Yuki's immediately suspicious like is Majima tied up dead in there? and Saejimas like ?? no? Im just stayin here#and shes like OH WAIT are you saejima? yeah majima got really drunk one time and told me about you! Yeah he was crying and shit GAY#and then she just invites herself in and starts telling Saejima all these stories of the club sunshine days#and then Majima gets home and all the food and drink are gone and saejima and yuki are laughin together#and hes like HAW WHAT THE SHIT#and then hes constantly interjecting in yuki's story to 'correct' her and those two are bickering and saejimas just sittin there like :)#I think itd be cute#also yuki hangin around two of the scariest looking gang guys with her lil glasses n turtleneck is objectively funny
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They should make meds more dangerous I miss my old meds I could od with for the fun of it from time to time my current meds are too safe for that
What's the point of it all if you can't do a little bit of substance abuse for the fun of it
#f word#since i cant get drunk either i have a seemingly incredibly high tolerance to alcohol i have chugged bottles of wine and been fully sober#also dw about me im only passively suicidal i just like to be a little silly im not like actively trying to die
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"you need to move into a cheaper apartment, or we cant keep approving your full payment help benefits!"
oh we are doing this again, huh? when moving to a smaller place is destructive to my mental health but since i dont have it officially on paper it doesnt count, when there isnt cheaper apartments in this entire city than the one im currently living in the size thats beneficial to me that costs 12 fucking euros over the "accepted" limit, when every time i try to apply for a place it goes to "someone else more in need" cause my case isnt urgent despite being pestered by this shit like every month and all of it is keeping me jobless and shit
like
this is just a fucking joke at this point
#im in that circle where this is happening and it would be fixed with getting a job#but i cant get a job and also the revamped shitty bus schedules make it even more difficult than before to apply anywhere#and then i cant move cause i cant get a job cause i cant go anywhere and i would need to move but no cheap enough apartments and#yeah. god this system is such a bullshit fucking joke#im trying my goddamn hardest i cant do much fucking else#jfc im getting wine drunk on monday i dont even fucking care at this point holy shit#night is an absolute mess on main
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i dont normally get drunk outside of clubs or concerts this is fun. learning a lot about what not to do in my home while drunk. 1. do dishes 2. shower (i got out quick lol i realized it was a bad idea) 3. refill pill box 4. homework unfortunately which is what i planned to do tonight but im gonna be honest i dont think id be producing my best work
#poison.txt#yes one drink yes i know laugh it up etc etc. it had the % of 2 drinks. which also isnt very good#but considering my dad cant drink like even half a glass of wine w/o getting sick#im doing ok#AND ALSO. being able to get very drunk off 2 drinks saves me a lot of money soooo
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we can't be friends l fc43
summary: after a drunk hookup with your best friend, franco, you find out he has a girlfriend, leaving you alone and pregnant
song inspo: ₊‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊‧₊
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f1gossip Looks like we were wrong about Franco dating his best friend, Y/n Y/l/n. He was spotted leaving the Australian GP holding hands with another woman and according to sources closer to him, he's been seeing this woman for a few weeks now.
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user he really made f1twt freak out over nothing
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user honestly i support that.
user or maybe y/n and franco really are just friends🤷♀️ they never confirmed anything
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f1gossip Following rumors about a love triangle with best friend, Franco Colapinto, Y/n has removed followers and gone private on all social medias.
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user so this basically confirms the rumors, franco is a two timer.
user she also blocked franco😭 shes no longer tagged on any of his posts
user how did we go from thinking they were dating to this...
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user i was one of the followers removed💔
user girl we were all removed, im gonna miss her💔
user imagine dropping your lifelong best friend for some random 30 year old woman i-
user poor girl, seems like she just wants to be left alone
f1gossip yup. this is probably our last post about her! the franco and y/n lore was fun while it lasted
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yourbff posting yourself drinking out of a wine glass then the next slide being a baby announcement is hilarious
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notes: i hit my image limit so ill end it here ig. also i just realized it sounds like im giving the reader a lesbian arc towards the end omg didnt mean to do that. anddd as always this is not proofread lol
#franco colapinto x reader#f1 x reader#franco colapinto#franco colapinto smau#fc43 x reader#franco colapinto imagine#franco colapinto fanfic#franco colapinto x you#f1 fanfic#fc43#franco colapinto fluff
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