#im also.... getting wine drunk

[tvictrix]

My turn!!!

Spin The Wheel for a Star Trek TOS era character :P

Please leave who you got in the tags and what you are... doing to them

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

@savstan1 ANYTHING FOR U BABE (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Tianlang-jun sipped his wine slowly, enjoying the warmth that spread through his chest. As a Heavenly Demon, mortal alcohol did absolutely nothing for him, but a small exertion of his blood parasites could keep his body from metabolising it for a few minutes. Just enough to feel the burn against his throat.

"What has you so interested?" Su Xiyan asked. She looked down at the table imperiously, and Tianlang-jun smiled and obediently refilled her cup.

"This one has spotted an interesting character," he said, nodding over to a nearby stall selling fabric.

She followed his gaze to the sight of a short, round-faced man poking at some rolls of silk with a deeply unimpressed expression. As the two of them watched, he picked at a thread until it came loose and then squinted at it like a disapproving mother-in-law.

"... him?" Su Xiyan asked.

"That pendant around his neck is a several-thousand-year-old artefact of the Mobei clan," Tianlang-jun said. "Makes you wonder what some mortal merchant is doing with it."

"Not mortal," Su Xiyan said.

"No?"

"He stands like a cultivator. And moves like he's got qiankun space in his sleeves."

"You can tell from the sleeves?"

She hummed, not bothering to respond. Tianlang-jun placed his cheek in his hand and watched as the small man called over the silk merchant to begin perhaps the quickest and most brutal bartering session he had ever witnessed.

Su Xiyan drained her wine cup. "You have fun with him. I should be getting back to the Palace."

Tianlang-jun let his bottom lip jut, gazing up at her as she stood. "It's no fun without you."

"You'll live with it, I'm sure."

"I will, but I'll be imagining you critiquing my technique the entire time."

"It'll keep you sharp."

As she turned to walk away, she let a casual hand reach out and run through his bangs, dragging nimble fingers across his scalp and giving the slightest tug before letting go.

–

"Say," Tianlang-jun asked, stepping in close to the man's back as he was ducking his head to count the rolls of silk he had acquired, "Does your master know you're here?"

The short cultivator jumped, nearly sending the three rolls of silk in his arms to the dusty ground.

"What?!" he asked. Then he blinked. Tianlang-jun let his smile stretch wider, showing teeth, that charmingly human gesture which made his own kind draw their blades and bare their claws, ready for the predator to strike. 

This human must have lived amongst demons for long enough that his instincts were the same. He began to back away, glancing down around the rolls of fabric, likely to see if he could reach his sword from wherever he had it tucked away without dropping his burden. Tianlang-jun almost wanted to pounce on him a little, just to see if he could.

“This lowly one greats Junshang,” the human said quickly, and Tianlang-jun’s brows shot up. “Begging Junshang to forget this insignificant one and continue on his business.” 

“That’s a no, then,” Tianlang-jun said. For each step the cultivator took back, Tianlang-jun took one forward. “Because I’ve met the young prince of the North, and I’ve certainly never seen him wear—” he reached out and plucked up one of the bolts of fabric, spreading it out to consider. “—so much yellow.” 

The cultivator snatched it back, scowling. “Hey, hands off the merchandise!” As soon as he had snapped the words, he paled. Tianlang-jun’s smile widened that much further. “Ah, that is…” 

Before he could make excuses, Tianlang-jun took another of the bolts of fabric and fell into step beside the cultivator. “Come, walk with me. Let’s see how long it takes your minder to notice. I don’t suppose you feel like lunch?”

"Only if you're paying," the cultivator said.

"I'm afraid this lord has no human money," Tianlang-jun said, fluttering his eyelashes. "Perhaps my dear new companion would treat me?"

The cultivator rolled his eyes. "Aha, yeah, try that on someone it actually works on. This servant is way to cheap to be funding any demonic sugar babies."

Tianlang-jun did not know what a 'sugar baby' was, but he was sincerely looking forward to finding out.

[helpfulbug]

CLAUDIA. LESTAT DYING ON THE STREET BC HE DIDNT BELIEVE IN COLDS AGGGGGHHHHHHH

[turnedpalefromlackofsun]

I almost finished a drawing today

Every layer just gets more stiff and odd proportion

Ok but like

It got better

I didn't give up after hours of nothing

There's something on the canvas

[rosykims]

i had my last day of work today now im officially on veilguard leave WAHOOOOOOOOO <3 it was unfortunately the worst day i have ever had since i started working there djkfdjfkd but. tbh. it kind of just makes leaving feel even better so...... im considering today a win overall :)

[the-kipsabian]

if im more annoying today than usually, be aware that i have wine and im old

[minglana]

ehm. igual me vuelvo a la 1 ehhh. quiero dormir un poquer en vdd

[buildabot]

I WANT TO DANCE I WANT TO PARTY I WANT TO SWIM IN THE SEA SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING TOWN

[savetheghost]

sometimes. sometimes you get your favorite wine. which is basically just alcoholic grape juice. sometimes you get it. and you. you drink the bottle. sometimes thats just how that is.

[subsequentibis]

god 90% of moulin rouge is like. fun! but not a lot to it! and then the roxanne tango scene hits like a FREIGHT TRAIN

[sugarsnappeases]

How’s life

hi and hello my dear anonimo life is good at the minute!!!! i’m on holiday from uni (much fucking needed let me assure you oh my god) so i’ve been sleeping and like. hanging about and not really doing much rn. although tbf in the last couple of weeks i did like a couple of wee friend visits like seeing my friends at uni or just like my friends from uni at their home houses (does that make sense??) for a couple of days which was very good vibes and i got in the sea and now im feeling much more normal than i was before like two weeks ago happy days but rn im on that sleeping and doing shit all grind which we love bc it’s always a good sign for my wips. anyway. that was all very unnecessary stream of consciousness lmao i could go on but i fear i probs shouldn’t so thanks so much for asking babe hope you’re doing well also

[myownprivatcidaho]

alcohol tasted AWFUL to me the first 21.5 years of my life and then this past christmas break sth clikced and now suddenly.... i like it. and I'm enjoying that i like it and NOW am enjoying drunkenness almost every evening (im much less of a lightweofht than i look but much more of one than i like to think) and im wondering if maybe i shld be ..... concerned.

[biillys]

billy being bffs with heather cos pool and bffs with chrissy cos sports and suffering through life but thinkin well hey at least i've got my besties. but then one morning he has to drive chrissy home from a party that got a lil wilder than intended but also drive heather to work to open and the girls actually meet properly. next thing he knows they're fucking passing letters and txting and twirling their hair when they're around each other. he goes between being insufferable becos 'if it weren't for me, this [waves finger between the two of them holding hands on his backseat] wouldn't be happening. you both owe me SO big' and insufferable becos 'i regret ever introducing you two. i swear to Fuck'

[sparklyinnards]

insane how substances delete mental illness temporarily. but watch out

[machabre]

drunk hc for Drag 'n' Bryan below

sorry if u h8 one guy and like the other, it's just one post this time because I feel like im spamming my chronic brainrot's drainage, but is not specifically furynov coded

Ok straight up very drunk Bryan = probably eepy. There's a point where he's ... just shut off, and peace on earth lmao. Before that state though? Well probably even less awareness of the volume or crassness he's speaking (and laughing) with, somehow even worse impulse control, crudeness, easily amused, seems very giddy one second, demonic the next. He's overtly sensual... with the concept of personal space and basic decency? not just flimsy but totally absent to Fury. His touches and grips are sloppy, heavy-handed and rough like he's lost finer control over his cybernetics' strength. His fuse is ridiculously short. He's probably not going anywhere he doesn't want to unless dragged.

Oh and Sergei? well I can't see him being keen on being intoxicated in front of anyone he doesn't at least half trust. The telltale signs hes he's being influenced? He starts heavily leaning into his companion- bowing down to rest his head on them or wrapping his arm around their shoulders. Trying to share food/drink/kisses, trying to pick them up or at least hold them very close. Gently curled lips, fuller bodied, sweeter hums. Little headbutts, warm skin and flushed cheeks- very touchy, and very, very physically blunt. Nothing cryptic about his gestures. Still absolutely no words... but if he feels threatened (thankfully, still not easy to do), if he thinks his companion is threatened or if you're on his bad side he's just as direct; Sergei still throws a punch as heavy, sudden and wild as an avalanche

[the-kipsabian]

"you need to move into a cheaper apartment, or we cant keep approving your full payment help benefits!"

oh we are doing this again, huh? when moving to a smaller place is destructive to my mental health but since i dont have it officially on paper it doesnt count, when there isnt cheaper apartments in this entire city than the one im currently living in the size thats beneficial to me that costs 12 fucking euros over the "accepted" limit, when every time i try to apply for a place it goes to "someone else more in need" cause my case isnt urgent despite being pestered by this shit like every month and all of it is keeping me jobless and shit

like

this is just a fucking joke at this point