#back 2 cunk on britain

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slowly working on updating my verse info across the board, i have these written up so while i'm working on the rest and getting them in linked for ref and shit here's the summaries for now:

Hoarded by the fiercest dragon — married to @lvscinvs / default green side interaction HOTD verse. Viserys on one of his vision/Aegon’s dream benders decides it would probably be a good idea to strengthen the Targaryen relationship with the North and Otto seeing an opportunity to also potentially strengthen his own side’s associations with other Great Houses. So Otto helps to facilitate an arranged marriage with Bernard Stark and Aemond and Lyarra are betrothed at 10 and 15 respectively. It’s left at that for a while with an agreement she’d be sent down when Aemond was more of an age to court and marry. Then about 3 years later Cregan assumes his title of Lord of Winterfell and 2 years after that he throws his uncle into the dungeons and deems him a usurper which drags the arranged marriage back into contention. Finally it all gets sorted out and Cregan begrudgingly agrees to honor the arrangement and he sends Lyarra south. The two betrothed first meet when Aemond is 15 and Lyarra is 20 and very quickly agree to be allies against this marriage even if they’re forced to go through with it. They wed when Aemond is 16 but don’t consummate or even pretend to, instead living separate lives and slowly becoming friends as they find out how much they really have in common. Eventually they earnestly fall in love and decide to have a true marriage, having both Northern and Valyrian wedding ceremony to mark what they considered the actual start of the marriage since neither actually followed the Faith of the Seven. Modern — A history major at [whichever prestigious uni is most useful to facilitate plotting]. She runs a podcast similar to “Weird Medieval Guys” or “Cunk on Britain” where she talks about real history in dumb and funny ways. She still helps a lot at the family businesses which usually involves something very outdoorsy since their father believes in being hands on despite how wealthy they are. Is planning for a PHD since she has no actually marketable skills outside of organization and terrorizing people into submission. Ran an online criminal empire off of Webkinz as a child without even realizing it was illegal, would consider doing it again now that she does (she’s thought about it and her business model was sloppy and she could do better). Ameliaverse — based in @wornkindness 's lore and can also act as a fantasy verse less tied up in a the aso.iaf crap. Oldest daughter of King Avery’s most trusted advisor lord Edward Stark, Lyarra is one of Princess Amelia’s Ladies in Waiting. She and Amelia have been friends their whole lives, making her an obvious choice for one of the princesses most trusted assistants.

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ACTUALLY HAVEN'T DONE THIS WAIT LMAO didn't even know these were a thing at all ok whatever let me uh let me do it thanks btw @realvicoba

PS : WAIT @sco1i tagged me too thank you too dawg I hadn't seen it jsksndonems

Last song : Ok so, I'm NOT proud of this but, I ought to be truthful. I get motion sickness which means I can't look at my phone on the bus or I'll throw up, yet I had to busy myself somehow while on my way back home, right, so I just listened to the entirety of Trapped in the Closet by R.Kelly, again (and I mean that, I know some of the tracks by rote). That doesn't really count as an answer to this question though, not in my book at least, so let's take into account what I listened to before that instead, which was Children's galop and entry of the parents from The Nutcracker. Don't know if that counts either though because it's just my alarm clock, so BEFORE THAT (😭) I listened to Forward Beckon Rebound by Adrianne Lenker.

Favorite color : Yellow, because I'm a free spirit. Seriously though I just love colors, all of them (except for gray, if that even counts) and had to pick one and the one that makes me happiest is yellow, so that's that.

Last book : Technically, L'ingénu by Voltaire, but it was something I read for class rather than for fun, so the last book I read for myself is called Les Nuées Livre 2 - Néro by Nathalie Bernard (frenchest french name), which I have not yet finished !

Last movie : Fall, or "The Big Tower" as me, my mother and sister have began calling it ever since we watched it, because we keep forgetting the actual name of the movie, even though it's the most simple and self explanatory, straightforward thing of all times. I also never watch movies so this was a while ago.

Last TV show : I've been watching Cunk on Britain, that's gotta count.

Sweet/savory/spicy : Anything BUT spicy, I have white girl taste buds. I also don't like eating, I think it's boring and overrated, so all of the options are sort of mid 😬

Last thing I searched online : "Movie with big tower" because I forgot the name of the movie again. Before this little game came to interfere with my search history though, my last search had been "Pokemon fish". I was looking for Bruxish whose name I needed to use as the punchline to a self deprecating joke.

Current obsession : Hunter x Hunter. Current is putting it kindly though. Past present and future obsession. I've been at it for years and it's not going anywhere anytime soon I fear. I need a therapist.

Looking forward to : Summer 🤞 I fucking hate cold weathers. Also getting my glasses because I can't see, and also the end of the semester so they quit shoving exam papers in my face left and right, but at the same time not because then that means less but more important exam papers will be near.

I'm not going to tag anyone because I'm too much of a pussy and this will keep circulating anyway since I wasn't the only person tagged before which means I'm fine and I'm not ruining no fun.

10 People I'd Like to Know Better

Thanks for the tags @gaiaseyes451 and @beerok23!💜!💜

last song: Gloria by the Lumineers

favourite colour: Red, like a deep luscious red that you know would taste good if you licked it. Don't act innocent, you know exactly what I mean by that. Red is a color that you just know tastes good.

last book: I am currently trying to read the Witcher series (per @lickthecowhappy's suggestion) so I am at the start of the Last Wish

last movie: Moana 2 (I have young kidsssss)

last TV show: My oldest is almost 10 which means she stays up late. Which also means I have so little time to watch adult things. So we've been watching the Office with her. I think I want to watch the Good Place with her next tho (I've never watched it!)

sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet followed very, very closely by spicy. Habanero maple syrup is one of my favorite things on the planet.

last thing i searched online: How to explain a 10 year career hiatus in a cover letter (looking to return to work since having kids. It's been an interesting experience so far).

current obsession: Have not moved on from Good Omens, but recently realized that my obsession may be more in my own little connected universe of fics that I wrote rather than the actual canon at this point😳. I'm sure once we get that first glimpse of red and white hair that will change very quickly.

looking forward to: Going back to work and having a more established adult life again, honestly. I've been so lucky to be home with my kids while they are young, but I am ready. And figuring out how my newfound passion for writing is going to fit into that new life of mine. Another big year of change over here for me, and I am eagerly looking forward to how the growing pains are going to make way for something beautiful beyond.

ten people i’d like to know better:

@addledmongoose, @di-42, @afrenchwriter, @haemey, @eybefioro, @alwaystuesday, @katspause, @alphacentaurinebula, @shadesofecclescakes, @ochre-sunflower and whoever wants to do it (but also feel free to ignore!)

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