trying to scam people on gofundme is like trying to rob a bank using only email. it'd be easier, faster, and far less tedious to make money by walking around hoping for dollar bills to appear
also talk to a doctor before you kill yourself with iron supplements jfc
Gofundme scams are a widely documented problem, which is why any quick search on google vel sim will deliver you plentiful advice on avoiding them. Just last year, there was a major headline conviction for a viral scam that netted its perpetrators almost half a million usd. Have you ever tried setting up a gfm? Its not exactly an onerous process
I should really stop talking about this, though. There is evidently smth in the way my friends and i write or think about the topic that instead has caused ppl generally to double down on making insecure, clearly inefficient donations for this extremely important cause. And to add insult to injury, ive lost multiple friends over my stance on this by now. I really, truly do not understand the psychology behind the animosity on this subject—there is clearly some value or principle or perceived moral quality to which other ppl are responding to which i am completely insensitive. Im not going to try to engage in the equivalent of debating about music as someone congenitally deaf
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that blurb was so real cause I’m anemic 😔 can imagine Rafe catching me every time I nearly faint I feel like he’d have dad reflexes
WAIT im anemic too! why are we twins
picturing rafe waiting on his bed when you come out of the shower finally, you went in about fifty minutes ago and he knows you use the hottest water possible. if you just did your everything shower and are all flushed and exhausted, when you come back he wants to tell at you for taking so long but you kind of stumble in.
he would immediately get to you but imagine you just fainted from the lack of water and exhausation omggg this man would be a messs esp if this is the first time. but then he'd slap your face and get you some cold water. can just imagine giggling and becoming awake.
"thanks rafey. can you slap me again? that really helped.."
"shut up kid."
and then after that imagine at the golf course or something if you had to follow him around in the sun and you hadn't really eaten all day AND you're on your period which is the worst for us anemic girlies.
"rafe..? are you done yet?"
"no. why?" and he looks next to him and you're tilting over. he'd grab you by your arm so quick to keep you upright (it leaves a bruise that you stare at for the next two weeks). top and kelce are like !!?? and her rafe's like 'it's because she doesn't take her fuckin' supplements."
i also feel like he's the type to force you to drink green juices WITH PULP since its good for iron and vitamins. he would drink it with you but he chugs and you're a sipper so you still have a whole glass when he's done.
whining like "rafe i cannot drink this. ew."
"drink it or i'll give you a real reason to pass out."
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here are the big bro choso hcs :33
He doesn't rlly do anything, he's js jujutsu tech's resident onii-chan :3
Gojo doesn't rlly like Choso bc he stole all Gojo's students' attention :p
All the students crowd around him and make him do blood manipulation haha X3
Maki, Mai, and Nobara taught him how to do makeup lol
He has a garden !! he goes out at like 4 am to water his plants
He helps Shoko + Utahime with medicine + mundane daily tasks
Treats the students like they're his other siblings(other than Yuuji)
Lets the girls style his hair(usually french braids on the sides of his head + low ponytail)
PLEASE Nanami teaching him how to read omg
Nature sketches !! also he paints sometimes :3
His lashes are sooo long and pretty(half-lidded eyes ong)
He has a super pretty (singing) voice. It reminds Gojo of Geto :((
Black painted nails !!
Likes Nanami a LOT(besites!)
Anemic! Gets iron supplements from Shoko
Literally knows whenever any students are in danger
Can sense when the weather changes(he's moody oop)
Travels back-and-forth from Tokyo to Kyoto
Definitely participates in the goodwill event X3
Probably an insomniac :00 gets sleep aids from Shoko
Makes tea ong
Still learning how to use the internet :33
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oki that's all i had :00 i love him sm bro :3 ANDDDD im wearing my hair in space buns today >:] yk i look more like him every day...
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Sending a headcannon and I got carried away:
Our Dragon-Parented Dragonslayers needed to learn modern Fioran (or whatever languages Earthland X777 had) after arriving in the future and Natsu's the one with the biggest grasp of it.
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These kids were from 400 years in the past when there was a huge dragon-feud going on. If Nirvana and Dragnof are any indication, multiple civilizations fell during that time and with it the loss of several languages. Whatever language they had been taught (which was likely at least one form of dragonic at the time...because dragon parents), it's probably considered extinct in X777.
But thing is I think Natsu may have been the only one to get lessons on how to read and write Fioran.
Gajeel? He got stuck in Phantom Lord, which (to put it nicely) had a sink-or-swim philosophy towards it's members. He probably picked up on a bit on his own, but likely also struggles reading job assignments and won't let anyone know he is (side headcannon: our favorite linguist Levy helped him out once she found out he was struggling).
Wendy? The kid who first got adopted by a runaway prince from another dimension and then by a 400 year old ghost? I don't think either of them know Fioran themselves, much less could teach it. On the bright side, she probably also knows ancient Nirvit.
The Two Sabergoofs? Same case as Gajeel. Rogue's hit with a double whammy since he supposedly hung around Phantom Lord before getting yeeted to Sabertooth's guildmaster. Though this probably leads to a few complications once Sting is guildmaster and has to start filling out paperwork.
So much to everyone's surprise, out of all of them Natsu - who got seven-years worth of supportive family at the orphan daycare - is the one who can read/write in modern language best.
It's not a unique headcannon by any means but one of my favorites. Thoughts?
Y'see this is what im talkin bout, some good ol' analysis stuff.
I had a post aaaaagggeeees ago (if i find it back i may link it) bout like a crack situation where the team got forced to speak their first languages and natsu n wendy got stuck speaking their og ancient fioran languages and no one could understand wtf they were saying (and they couldnt understand each other neither bcus i had it that they were speakin different dialects of ancient fioran but details.). But i am gettin off track.
I always hc that most of the slayers didnt end up in Fiore when they got shot to the future, itd be kinda boring if they all ended up on the same continent. So Gajeel for me landed in Bosco so he learnt Boscan first as his modern language before he made his way to fiore to learn the language there by osmosis. I think Gajeel as a character especially to me with his spying skills and generally personality is super discerning with his desire to know information. So i think he's largely self taught with everything when he was on his own and knows 2 languages fully- Boscan and Fioran- but his fioran is weaker especially when it comes onto the writing part. And he vaguely knows phrases and terms from a bunch of diff languages.
Wendy landed closer to the border of Fiore and Seven before mystogan picked her up. I'd like to think that the language in Edolas and Earthland is largely the same orally (but it'd have a whole different written language) so he managed to teach her how to speak modern fioran but write in modern edolas. Which was a weird disconnect when the team found out down the line lmao. When he left her with cait shelter she picked up that additional language (which is a purely oral language) and is probs the only person left in modern fiore who can speak it (Levy loves her for it)
Sting got yote to Caelum before somehow making his way over to Minstrel then Fiore, he speaks a weird combo package of slangs from all 3 and he's not fully fluent in all of em (fioran is his best) and sometimes when he can't remember a word in one he'll supplement it with a word from another. He's ironically better at the written languages with them than speakin em.
Rogue met Sting in Minstrel briefly (didnt stick around with each other and then ran into each other again in fiore) but Rogue never picked up on Minstrel's language easily so he only picked up on fioran when he eventually made his way over. He knows brief smatterings and terms from other languages from his time hanging out with phantom lord but is only fluent in just the one.
Natsu's the only sucker who landed squarely in Fiore and was picked up by Makarov who had him fluent enough in speaking modern fiore before he got him back to the guild. He didn't get around to starting him with writing so that was a task for the others to teach and get him up to speed (to varying success. His handwriting sucks ass). I also like to think he hung around a decent amount with Levy when he was younger (he liked listening when she read her stories aloud) so he has a weird mixed bag of being able to read and understand a whole bunch of random language bits despite not actively trying to learn em.
Ok byyyyeeeeeeeeeee
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