#im about to pull a pro gamer move

[skippthecredits]

hey wait a second that's an idea

[strawberrylabs]

Can you do a Larry Johnson X reader with ADHD, Fluff story

(A bit more info abt me: I have style my hair in an Afro with bangs just above my eyebrow which is dyed black, I’m black but with light skin, I curse a lot and I’m usually seen as loud or childish, and I’m an ENTP)

And can it be in a setting where we go out to an arcade or smth?

Please and tysm!!

Arcade Date!

Larry Johnson x Adhd!reader

Im so so sorry for how long this took! Tumblr keeps eating my posts and I didn’t realise this one had been eaten too until today ;-; this should’ve been posted months ago </3

Anyways! Technical issues aside! Hope you enjoy!

“Fuck yeahh!! Beat that score Larry!”

“You’ve gotta be cheating! There's no way you beat my score! Sal! You’re with me right? Y/n’s cheatin!”

Said blue haired male looks at the two lovers hunched over the game as he sips on a slushy. 

He doesn’t know why he’s here. He knew you guys were going on a date, he just had to make sure you two behave and don’t kill anyone. He now regrets his decision.

“Uh.. soooo… Im gonna go over here”

“Hey- Sal! Get back here, don't walk away! You gotta help me beat y/n and their freakish hyperfocus!” Larry calls after his best friend before turning to face you, who was still clicking away at the game, unblinking.

“No fair! I didn’t know you hyperfixated on this game recently! You have ADHD superpowers!”

You chuckle

“Actually, I told you about it last week- Yeah! Beat the score again!”

Larry groans as he grabs your hand and drags you away from the machine.

“Alright! Next game! This time I’m gonna beat your ass!”

“Oh yeah? Not if I beat your ass first! I’m a pro gamer, you don’t stand a fucking chance!” You proclaim loudly, causing a startled mother to cover her child's ears and glare at you for your use of profanities.

“Oops.. sorry” You give a little apology wave as Larry laughs at you

You punch his arm lightly before making your way to a claw machine.

“Come on man these things are rigged!” Larry protests as you fish out your coins from your pocket.

“What, are you that bad at a silly game?” You tease him as you insert the coin.

You try your hardest to grab a little alien plush in the middle, but even when you grab it, it drops as soon as the claw lifts it into the air.

You groan

“This thing is so rigged!” Larry laughs at you again.

“Told you dude! Let me try” Larry lightly pushes you away to try win the alien plush.

After way too many attempts, and lots of money spent on the claw machine, Larry manages to hook the claw on the tag of the alien.

You both gasp and you grab Larry’s arm as the claw moves to the slot in the corner, waiting with held breaths.

When the alien drops in the prize box you both scream and start jumping while pushing each other back and forth, earning you some strange looks from people nearby.

“Yes! You did it!” You laugh

“That I did. I believe you owe me an apology” Larry grins at you

“Ugh, fine. Maybe you’re not as crappy at games as I thought.” 

Satisfied, Larry grabs out the alien and looks at you before handing it over.

“For you, milady” He dramatically bows while putting on a silly accent.

You laugh “You’re so cliche”

He stands up straight and smiles as he pulls you into him for a hug.

You both freeze as you hear a camera shutter.

“Nice, can’t wait to show this to the rest of the gang.” 

You turn around to see Sal standing there with his phone, pointing it at the two of you.

“Sal! You prick! Give me that phone!”

“Dammit Sal! Get back here!”

You and Larry proceed to chase a laughing Sal around the arcade before the three of you are told to leave by the employees.

“This is why I can’t let you two go anywhere unsupervised.” Sal tuts

“Excuse you! If you hadn’t taken that photo, we wouldn’t have been kicked out!” Larry nods his head at your statement

“I have no idea what you're talking about.”

“Sal don’t gaslight us!” 

 Cue you and Larry yet again chasing Sal back to the apartments.

Little did you know, Sal posted the photo, and a video of you two chasing him to a group chat with the gang.

Sally Face: *1 photo and 1 video* Yeah, they’re definitely made for each other.

I hope you enjoyed it!

-Strawberry🍓

Masterlist

Rules

[zoediacbeets]

major spoilers for ep 90 (also my words are all over the place like its just a big mess)

man ep 90 is great we got

canon character designs albatrio looks so cool whee

kira (we stan a respectful queen)

HOT MODE

kuba kenta and gill trading comebacks

shadow bitch comes for chip

THE DREAD HELM RETURNSS

kira hearing out jay and not wanting to fight omg i love her sm

chip learns the consequences of his actions

shadow guy plays unfairly :((

JAY COMIN IN WITH THE CLUTCH AND THE DOUBLE TEAM WITH CHIP WOOOO

OH LORD THEY JUST KILLED THE GUY

ominous last words from shadow drow, foreshadowing maybe??

large cat and stronk fish gets flung 300 ft

gill pulls a pro gamer move and pulls out a 10,000 pound anchor :')

THE ENLARGE ITS NOW 80,000 POUNDS IM CRYINGG

"you are not built ford tough"

110 DAMAGE???

chip has his moment of reflection only to be interrupted by gill falling

the wave and the thumbs up as gill plummets :')

chip drinks the potion meant for gillion this lovable bastard

chip tries to poke a hole in the new health potion help

gill n chip holding a ded kuba kenta hostage?? kinda weird

rufus has a talk with chip, tears are shed

i am poring over every minute detail, like chip and gill were a little bit off, esp with chip killing the shadow drow and thinking about it only after, and with gill's fight with kuba because ik he's self-sacrificing but I didn't know it would be to this extreme

also with the whole holding kuba hostage because they've never done that before, but some people are much better off explaining this than I am (in fact i'll bet someone's already mentioned all this)

[swordofruln]

[mun] me: idk if im gonna be on chien pao today

chathi: im about to pull a pro gamer move

me: SIGHS

[sweetheart-dot-jpeg]

chex: wanna see me prove gravity wrong?

red: What? how would you do that?

chex: (they dont know this, but what im about to pull is known as a "pro gamer move".) *trips and goes spinning into the sun*

[smallmxth]

dream smp family dynamic sbi folks: Yall alright over there?

[meiwni]

Chapter 268 is making me

real fucking anxious

[fishy-xp]

I just had this thought and i can't get it out of my head so i have to share it. Chanbig but hanahaki disease. So like Big is in love with Kinn and develops a hanahaki disease, chan obvs knows and he tries to help him. Idk like "love me, i will love you back and then you could live" or smth like that. However Big doesn't really get over Kinn so he take bullet for Porsche cuz he is gonna die anyway whats the point of living yk. And then. And THEN!!! Chan wakes up couple of days later caughing up flower petals(this last part is optional, depends how sad you wanna be).... do i hate myself? Yes

….

*pulls out phone and dials a number*

MUM PICK ME UP IM SCARED

damn bigchan shippers really said you think vegaspete are angsty? i’m about to do what is called a pro gamer move *kills off ghost ship*

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE WORSE? chan knows exactly why he’s coughing up petals and who is the cause of it. arm is the first person who knows because of course arm knows (that's why his head is so big, it's full of secrets). he was showing chan something in his dank little armoury basement when chan suddenly has a violent coughing fit. he pulls his hand away and stray petals slip through his fingers. chan has this resigned looked that hides anything else he may be feeling and arm looks at him stunned, the puzzle pieces falling very quickly and very saddeningly into place in that all-knowing head of his. and the picture it's painting is a tragic one of a colleague who isn't in the picture anymore.

pol is there too (because of course he is, they're boyfriends your honour) and he sees this. now pol knows what hanahaki disease is but he doesn't know much more than that. he steps forward and tries to comfort chan by saying, "it's okay, there's still hope that they might like you back."

arm winces at the comment, hoping their superior doesn't shoot pol point blank because whilst he may be an idiot, he's arm's idiot and arm loves his idiot very much. but chan doesn't move. he just looks at pol with that stern gaze and the young bodyguard shrinks.

"thanks."

but chan knows he can't be loved back if the other is dead.

[ushiwakaout]

Can I request Husband! Kenma I just thought it would be a cute idea

Husband! Kenma would be very very simple and very quiet, also very sweet and cute. very much a depiction of a curious cat

will 100% not wake up early

do not wake up Kenma Kozume at 6 am bc he will not talk to you for the rest of the day

a very quiet husband

not intimidating unless he has to be

he’s a ceo ofc he has to be at some point

will walk you everywhere

he’s lazy

please make him breakfast, lunch and dinner bc he will burn the house down

will buy you anything and everything

“i saw this and it reminded me of you”

he has a trinket wall that is full of things that remind him of you

will also give you personal assistants for everything

BLACK WEDDING RINGS

he made replicas for display bc he just loves your wedding stuff

HE GOT A PAINTER TO PAINT THE LIVE EXPERIENCE

main centerpiece of his living room and your bedroom bc he got two made (one of the wedding isle and one at the venue)

when he’s at meetings he’s looking at pictures of your guys wedding bc he’s bored

“Can we have another wedding?”

“Kenma we’ve only been married for a year.”

“Let’s do a five year anniversary.”

“No kenma.”

“But-“

He really wants to see you in a dress/suit again

If he ever has a public outing he has to bring you bc he gets nervous

WILL NOT GO OUT WITHOUT YOU

as a public figure he never goes out with a mask

makes u wear one too

doesn’t let go of your hand, no matter what

he’s a low key jealous husband

you’re a pro gamer as well so people recognize you but sometimes not him bc all the people who recognize you are [opposite sex]

will pull your hand and like rub his thumb on your hand

very quiet and respectful but very jealous

not a big pda fan unless he wants a kiss

“Hey *pulls on your sleeve* give me a kiss”

HE WILL DO THAT IN PUBLIC AND IN PRIVATE

Kuroo will tag along as a third wheel but it’s like you and kenma never got married bc he ignores you and it’s like kuroo is his betrothed

“Kuroo, move i wanna hold Kenma hand.”

“Y/n shoo, i’m hold his hand for you”

“Kuroo, move you’re ass.”

“But kenma~ i thought it was bros over hoes”

“They are my betrothed, piss off.”

Drunk kenma always comes along w a drunker Kuroo

sleepovers

you make kuroo sleep in the spare room bc he will cuddle kenma

you guys stream together but in separate rooms

“Kenma just killed me... He’s the imposter! KENMA HOW DARE YOU!!!”

“IM NOT SORRY!”

He’s kinda mean

will bully you 24/7

if you can’t bully him back then he kinda feels bad

If you ever kill him in a game he will run into your room and just stare at you

“What?”

“You killed me.”

“Yeah and? You killed me last round”

“No kisses for you.”

Back to drunk kenma

He’s very handsy

MORE quiet

in public he very much restrains himself bc he’s already under your shirt and caressing your tummy

if you have boobies he will try to be sly under your shirt and it obviously doesn’t work

HE HAS TO SLEEP NAKED

something just tells me that kenma loves sleeeping naked

makes you wear some type of lace or silk pjs bc it feels nice on his skin

he’s the small spoon

wants to be held at night, laying on your chest

he needs you to play with his hair

he wakes up a lot to pee?

something tells me he’s a sleep mumbler

mumbles this like

“oh a cat...”

“no kitty come back...”

“y/n come back, it’s too early.”

“kuroo? get out.”

“i stream tonight, no not tonight- it’s tonight.”

Again in he’s not a morning person, but he very much appreciates when you don’t wake him up to do whatever you wanna do so early in the morning

will only wake up early during the summer to take you on morning walks bc he loves those

OH! you guys have a cat

a must

his name is Itachi, why bc he said so.

Itachi favors you over him

very butthurt about it

will give him more love and affection tho

will make you get another one but kenma takes care of this one and he calls it Nara...

Nara at some point will favor you

“Cats hate me”

“Oh baby no.....”

will cry about it when drunk

ON RARE occasion where kenma wakes up early

buys you breakfast

walks to the bakery and buys you a lot

spends most his money on you

and food

please don’t make him cook, we will cry

LOVES YOURE cooking since it’s a lot better than his

overall kenma is great as a husband

will probably never stop loving you

kenma is a very respectful and quiet husband, very much recommend finding a kenma

[ssamie]

epilogue. “your girlfriend’s kinda hot”

kozume kenma x fem dazai!reader

(bsd x hq)

tw: mentions of suicide and suggestive themes + dirty jokes

masterlist.          suicide freak!

"hey uh, welcome to my stream i guess" he said as he spared the camera a quick glance "im not really playing tonight because an incident has recently occurred in this household" kenma said with a tired sigh 

nobody else knew it, but the said 'incident' was y/n accidentally setting half of their living room on fire 

the reason? apparently, she wanted to try burning herself to death in the furnace. obviously, it didn't work. and all that's left from that is more shit for kenma to clean up and a trip to yosano-san. 

kenma is stressed. and y/n is still alive. both of them are facing problems. 

"can you please wear a maid outfit- no."

kenma shook his head as he continued playing, glancing at the chat once in a while to read the veiwers' questions and comments

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user: how about cat ears?! 

user: ^^ cATBOY CATBOY CATBOY 

user: u suck at this game wtf

kuroo.tetsu: hey kenma ;) 

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"first of all, i do not suck at minecraft thank you very much" kenma scoffed 

"second of all, go away kuroo. im still mad at you" 

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user: LMFAOOO kuroo what did u do?? 💀💀

user: he probably broke kenma's pc 

user: PLSS he's the one kenma’s throwing shade at on twitter 

kuroo.tetsu: STOP THE SLANDER 😔✋🏼

user: rooster head lookin ass 

user: ^^ NOT THE HAIR 

kuroo.testsu: 😃😃

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kenma sighed as he continued building a cute little cottage. he was currently vibing, just building y/n a cute cottage for her to probably burn later on. 

and he decided it would be nice to go on stream since his oh-so-lovely girlfriend was still out for work. 

ah yes, kenma has somehow kept y/n alive all those years. 

barely. 

hence why his phone was being bombarded with messages from her, all of which being blurry selfies. 

the photos had her sporting a huge grin while atsushi panicked in the background. 

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user: ayo, ur phone's blowing up 

user: do you have a girlfriend? 

user: KODZUKEN LET ME SUCK UR TOES 😋😋🤩

user: ^ ayo chill 😃

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kenma simply ignored them and continued on with his task. all was going well until a loud slam was heard. his cat-like eyes widened as he heard a familiar voice singing from downstairs, it was undoubtedly y/n. 

kenma chuckled nervously and muted his mic. 

but of course, cute dumb catboy didn't actually mute his mic. haha <3

he ignored all the questions in the chat, all of them being  speculations that he has a girlfriend. which he does, but they simply did not need to know that <3

"kenma~" she yelled out "i have a surprise for you!!" she said, followed by menacing giggles. 

kenma glanced at the camera before hopping off his gaming chair and peeking his head out of the door. 

"y/n, im streaming!! stay down there!" he yelled out in panic 

"aw, you're playing hard to get aren't ya?" she chuckled 

kenma deadpanned as he saw her limping up the stairs, with her bandages torn and unravelled, same with her clothes. he didn't really think much of it since this is usually how she comes home. 

its most likely just due to work and/or another suicide attempt.

"so, kenma.. you'll never know what just happened to me today" she started off with a goofy grin 

"im streaming, atleast let me turn it off first-" 

she paid no mind to him as she peeled off her ruined coat and pointed to her poorly bandaged stomach

"i got stabbed!" 

"you got what?!"

kenma furrowed his brows as he immediately rushed over to his side, cradling her face and waist as he inspected her injuries

"are you okay, kitten?" he asked worriedly 

"yep, apparently it wasnt deep enough to be fatal" she sighed dejectedly 

"please don't be sad about that." kenma groaned "can you undress?" 

"ara ara~ whats this?" she cooed "you're getting real bold, kenma" she smirked at him 

she unbuttoned her shirt and started pulling down on her skirt "but since you asked so nicely-" 

kenma simply sighed and shook his head. "i was gonna prepare you a bath but now im considering leaving you here to die" 

"but the second option would've been better though" she smiled at him 

"oh my fucking god." 

kozume kenma. (22)

╰─▸ university student, stock trader, pro-gamer, youtuber, ceo of bouncing ball lpt. 

╰─▸ y/n's struggling boyfriend. definitely needs a pay after all he's been through.

╰─▸ currently panicking because his girlfriend got stabbed.

l/n y/n. (22)

╰─▸ operative/member of the armed detective agency. 

╰─▸ kenma's girlfriend. kinda dumb, very hot to compensate for it. still hasn't died yet. 

╰─▸ currently bleeding and wounded. also hoping for severe blood loss.

"kenma, did you know" she mused in a teasing tone "lack of sleep and too much stress could possibly lead to poor memory and lack of awareness" 

kenma looked up at her with a look of confusion. he was currently kneeled down before her while she was sat on the bed as he cleaned her wound up with a damp towel. 

"why are you telling me this?" he asked 

"i just thought it probably applied to you" she snickered 

"why? i didnt forget anything-" 

he cut himself off with a huge intake of air. he slowly turned his head to look at the screen which still had his stream going on. to make it worse, the camera was on and they were both clearly in the camera's field of view. 

to make things worse worse, his mic was on the whole time and the live chat was in shambles. 

"i hate it here" he sighed 

kenma laid his head on her lap as he continued on patching her up, honestly not caring that this whole scene was being recorded for thousands or millions of people to see. 

"well, atleast the internet could finally see my beauty before i die" she laughed 

she ran her fingers through kenma's hair as he grumbled under his breath. kenma was a pretty private person. he made sure not to overshare, given his current 'influencer' status. and he was planning on keeping his relationship a secret, though it seems he can't do that anymore. 

"might as well say hi" she shrugged 

so of course, she then decided to walk up to the camera looking utterly dishevelled and roughed up. 

for context, the newly wrapped bandages around her stomach was being stained already by a crimson red hue and it was only getting worse the more she moved, undoubtedly messing up her wound. 

"hi, im kenma's girlfriend and if i see you flirting with him i will make you regret it" she grinned 

"y/n!" kenma groaned from the bed "you're close to dying right now, turn the stream off" 

ignoring him, she proceeded to read the veiwers' comments, laughing at some of them while she joked around. 

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user: heLLO?!?! 

user: GE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOOO

user: bruh, did i just hear that right? were you fuckin stabbed? 

user: ur kinda hot tho

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kenma furrowed his brows as he reluctantly walked up behind her, reading the comments with varying reactions 

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user: well damn, hot bloody girl comes in and suddenly im lesbian

user: kenma looks so done

kuroo.tetsu: hi y/n ;) 

user: HER NAME IS Y/N

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"jesus christ shut up, kuroo" kenma grumbled out with a sigh 

"yup! yup! im y/n, and no, i am not a criminal. i swear." she shook her head 

"i got an injury from my job, that's all." she cleared up 

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user: tangina nyo sana ol

user: MSKAKAKKA

user: THIS IS LOWKEY ICONIC

user: time to scratch another gamer boy off my possible bf list 😔

user: girl wtf happened to u

user: that's wack bro 🚶‍♀️

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"great question, random person from the internet!" she beamed "see, what happened was.." 

"i went on a certain mission and got severely injured. though, when i called for help nobody responded" she said 

kenma furrowed his brows at her words. "why didn't anybody respond?" he asked. she sighed and fiddled with her torn bandages, pouting her lips as she does so. 

"well, when i told them that i was finally on death's door, all they said to me was 'congratulations!' and all that.." she said "what's your take on that, hm?" she asked kenma 

"im not surprised" he said 

she grinned at his words and leaned in for a kiss. "you're so mean to me, kenma~" she whined 

she licked her lips as she held his blushing face in her hands, she nuzzled their noses as she leaned in closer to him. 

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kuroo.tetsu: oh shit 😳

user: we all know where this is heading ;) 

user: sana ol talaga punyemas 

user: AYO CHILL 

user: why we goin so fuckin fasstttt 😳

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kenma hastily turned the camera off as soon as y/n's lips touched his. 

"kitten, were still- hmph-" 

he was only silenced as she slipped her tongue in his mouth, smirking lightly as she ran her fingers through his hair 

"thanks babe." she said as she pulled away, giving him a soft peck on his cheek and a nod "anyways.." she hummed as she turned the camera on once again 

she looked through the chat while kenma slaps his face to get rid of his blush. 

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user: ur fuckin freaky 

kuroo.tetsu: oya oya 😼😼

user: MS MAAM I JUST MET U AND I LOVE U ALREADY WJABSJSJJS

user: not me blushing chiiilllleeeeee 🏃‍♀️

user: KENMA IS FLUSTERED

kuroo.tetsu: kenma, i didnt expect this from u 😼

user: im so fucking JEALOUS GRR😡

user: girl r u bleeding rn 😃

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upon reading a certain comment, she subconsciously grazed her fingers against her bandaged wound. her eyes slightly widening as she felt a concerning amount of wetness seeping through

she glanced at kenma who was still calming himself down and inspected her wound 

"oh my.." she muttered, though she couldn't help but let a smile slip through 

so like any normal person would do, she simply ignored her bleeding wound and the fact that she was getting a bit lightheaded. haha <3

"anyways, let's answer some questions!" she beamed 

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user: what's ur full name

user: what's ur job miss girl 

user: are you possibly looking for a gf, because i am more 

than willing to take the spot 🚶‍♀️

user: how did you meet?? 

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"alright, those are all very nice questions" she chuckled. kenma, who's now calmed down, sat down beside her to look at the chat. 

"first, im l/n y/n" she mused "nice to meet ya" 

"second im a detective! mhm, im cooler than your fathers" 

"third, it depends, belladonna" she cooed as she sent the camera flirty smirk "are you perhaps willing to join me in a double suicide?" 

"oh god.." kenma grumbled. he pouted at her and shook his head in disapproval. "don't flirt with random girls" he whined 

"why not?" 

"uh- because i am your beloved boyfriend, is that not good enough of a reason??" 

"... anyways, we met at a cafe way back in high school" she said with a smile "also, i asked him to join me on a double suicide" she said 

she was smiling and nodding as if it was the most normal thing in the world, all while kenma nods along 

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user: wtf are u okay 🗿

kuroo.tetsu: teenage romance 🤩

user: cute ❤️

user: im concerned ❤️

user: ur a detective?? cool

user: LMAOO I'LL GO ON A DOUBLE SEWER SLIDE 

WITH U MOMMY 😩😩😋

user: ^^ SAME 😩

user: CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BANDAGES MOMMAE 😩

user: u r still bleeding 🚶‍♀️        

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kenma was simply glaring at the chat as more compliments and flirtatious comments came flowing in, all of which were directed to his girlfriend. 

"this is why i didn't wanna let people know about you.." kenma grumbled 

"aww, why not?" she asked with a playful pout 

"people are flirting with you." he sighed "also, stop asking for my girlfriend's onlyfans! she doesn't even have one!" he snarled

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user: LMAOO CATBOY IS ANGRY 😩

user: y/n-senpai spit on me 😡😡

user: drop the onlyfans 

user: chupapi munyanyo 😩

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"anyways, i'd hate to ruin the mood" she chimed in with a sluggish giggle "but im so wet kenma" she whined out 

a menacing smirk was etched on her lips as kenma spluttered in response, a bright red hue covering his face almost instantly as he faced her with widened eyes 

"y-y/n! why would you say that?!" he whisper shouted 

"cuz i am" she whined out as she grabbed his hand and trailed it down her abdomen 

she faced the camera and gave them a shit-eating grin as kenma mumbled out incoherent words 

"y/n we should-" he cut himself off as he felt the concerning amount of blood drip down his whole arm 

kenma's face paled as he looked up to see her smiling like a kid in a candy store, completely unbothered. 

"y/n, you idiot! why didn't you tell me!" kenma exclaimed 

"um- my girlfriend is bleeding. excessively. so uh- bye i guess" it was all he said before hastily ending his stream and turning off his computer. 

"y/n, let's get you to a hospital" he said as he reached down to carry her away. though she simply slapped his hands off and closed her eyes. 

"nope. this is my time, kenma. don't ruin it for me" she said 

"you're fucking dying!!" 

"well, would you like to join me?" 

"no"

"damn." she muttered in response 

"so...wanna fuck?" she asked sheepishly 

"for the love of god-" 

this was so messy :/

[tteokdoroki]

⤷ 𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒 : WRITTEN CHAPTER

⤷ CHAPTER SUMMARY: convinced by eijiro to tell hawks how you truly feel, you decide to give him a call  and let it all out.

author’s note(s): ok so this chapter i thought would be hard to convey just over text so i decided to do it as both, however tumblr is poopy so the confession is split between part seventeen.five and part eighteen ! nonetheless please let me know how if you liked it turned out :(( ily !! ALSO IM SO SORRY FOR THE DELAY

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with shaky breaths, your tongue darts out to wet the dry planes of your lips— nervous building up as the pressure your teeth use to sink into the swell of your bottom lip. you shouldn’t be nervous. this is keigo, kei, the guy who sung songs about chicken wings and moved so fast his brain couldn’t catch up with his words. the guy who held you tight in his arms while you shook with fear, who stared at you warmly to calm your nerves on set.

keigo takami was the guy you’d fallen head over heels for.

you shift from under the blankets, the sight of your phone screen lighting up pulling you from your flurry of thoughts. the darkness of your room is brightened by keigo’s contact photo flashing before your eyes. 

it was a picture of him that you’d taken on a lunch date one day— his golden avian eyes that held nothing but the sun were focused on the delicious meal in front of him, a small, earth shattering smile painting his sweet lips. you could look at the photo for hours; but choose to answer the call before your mind can get away from you.

“kei,” his name falls easily from your tongue, tasting of familiarity and comfort, as if it were the only name you were made to say. you could never get tired of saying it, hearing it. “i missed you...”

keigo chuckles from over the line, the sweet melody reminding you of the songbirds that play their tune for you every morning. sinking into your oversized sweater, you suppress the urge to squeal like a school girl and roll over into your sheets— even the simplest things about him have you reeling from the other end of the phone. “missed me? baby bird it’s only been a few hours since you last saw me,” his timbre voice fills the air in your room, resting in every inch and every corner— surrounding you as if he was right there with you. “what is it about me that you miss baby? is it my eyes? my voice? my touch? my...”

which each suggestion, his voice drops an octave, making your heart thump louder in your chest to the point that you’re afraid he might hear it. an embarrassed heat burns at the tips of your ears, flustered without him even being there with you. “keigo takami,” you scold him gently, knowing that if he could see, the smile that spreads across your lips would betray you. “don’t you dare go making me flustered, i’m trying to tell you something important!”

“i’m all ears baby bird.”

he falls quiet, nothing but the sound of ruffling sheets and static between you. you know what you want to say, you’d practiced every word for hours with eiji over the phone before; but now that you were face to face or rather— voice to voice— you couldn’t even think straight. your palms are sweating, heart rattling against your rib cage and now your throat is dry. 

what can you say? what can you do? you don’t want to leave him hanging but you don’t know if you can form a proper sentence but it seems your mouth has a mind of its own; speaking before your thoughts can catch up with it.

“yn? baby?”

“keigo takami, i think i have feelings for you.”

you smack a hand over your mouth, just hard enough to send you flying back into your bed sheets and pillows. you had a whole speech prepared, a confession that could win oscars if you really wanted it to but of course, you’d gone and messed that up too. 

the silence that crackles in the air causes your mind to race with anxiety, how much of a fool you’d look if keigo didn’t feel the same. after all, he was the hawks, a pro hero who was just as good as anyone out there. number two on the ranks and at the top of the game, he could have any girl, any guy, any person he desired. so why on earth would he choose you?

“you think, or you know?” the pro whispers into his device and you could almost hear the smirk entangled with his very tone. he’s teasing you. hawks was always one for jokes and humour; one thing you loved about him was his ability to keep any situation light hearted— but for a second you wished that he took the situation seriously.  fumbling with your fingers, you debate on whether or not you should ask keigo to forget you ever said anything, you could deal with the repercussions after drowning yourself in mina’s ice cream later, but keigo seems to have other plans. “i like you too baby bird, i know i do.” he mumbles as if he’s gone shy, now he’s the one waiting anxiously for your response.

you release a breath you hadn’t realised you were holding, clutching at your chest as fresh air fills your lungs. “that makes two of us then,” you hum warmly, feeling your body warm up at the idea of your favourite pro liking you back.

but keigo doesn’t stop there, it’s almost as if he’s gripping the phone tighter— desperate to convince you that you’re everything that he needs. “i have for some time now yn, i don’t know when or how it happened, but i’m glad it was you. your heart and your soul are kind, half of me doesn’t want to taint it but the other half of me is a selfish bastard,” the hero you’ve come to care for pauses, mulling over his next words in a way that has you sitting up to prepare yourself. “that selfish side of me, that half of me needs you, wants to make you happy. that’s if you’ll let me, songbird...”

you find yourself nodding over the phone and it takes a second for you to realise that keigo can’t see you. desperately you wipe at your eyes, cheeks stained with tears you hadn’t noticed were falling and heart feeling more full than it’s ever been. 

you feel set free, cut from the restraints of your past love for bakugou— ready to make new ties with keigo.

“i want you too kei, more than anything.”

hawks lets out a contented sigh from his end, mumbling sweet words to you not long after. “then you can bet your ass i’m taking you on a date as soon as we’re both free, i’m gonna show you how much i care about you. how much i desire you, baby bird.”

the rest of the night is spent full of giggles and blushes and teases, keigo’s words burning a smile into your cheeks. eventually, he sends you to bed with the promise of a kiss as soon as he sees you next, hanging up the phone shortly after. 

plugging in your phone, you situate yourself amongst your pillows, ready to sleep with a smile on your face— when your phone lights up with a tweet notification from none other than the bird man himself.

‘sleep well, my baby bird, dream of me.’

it reads and despite the likes and retweet that flood the poor tweet, you know keigo wrote it especially for you. adding it to your bookmarks, before sending one of your own and drifting off to sleep.

‘goodnight bird boy, see you in my dreams.’

⤷ TAGLIST: ✈️ CLOSED

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[mcytheadcanons]

Dream and Wilbur's Pizza Hut date?

Ofc!!! This might be bad because I don't know Wilbur that much but I'll try to make it seem natural. Edit/ as im writing this I am struggling so hard anxbjsnzjs

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Dream and Wilbur's Pizza Hut Date

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• Note: This is just a joke! Don't take anything I'm writing seriously and yes I know Wilbur has a girlfriend, I'm just trying to make this like a date but in a fun and jokingly way cause it wasn't specified how they wanted it to be, so please don't hate me.

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• None of this was expected for either of them. Tommy was there just communicating for Wilbur to Dream and while Tubbo was spamming this is deffo flirting.

• Wilbur was happy that he got what he wanted. To spend sometime with Dream. But in return he had to pay for the Pizza.

• Dream was looking forward to some Pizza while Wilbur was just staring at his phone getting blown up on Twitter since GeorgeNotFound had tweeted at him "???"

• Still had no clue who he was but he didn't care. What mattered most right now to Wilbur was Tommorow.

• But sometimes people lie.

• Dream was on the plane and he checked his Twitter and was confused af.

• It was just a misunderstanding and both Wilbur and Dream settled on the time, date, and place.

• Dream likes a unique and creativity entrance, so he waited till Wilbur arrived and took a photo and it was on Twitter within minutes.

• Dream waited and saw Wilbur check his phone, you could see his face crinkle up in confusion and Dream was trying so hard not to laugh.

• Wilbur looks around and spots Dream, with the same confused look on his face. They both burst out in laughter.

• George should be there in about 20 minutes, which gave them both enough time for their Pizza Hut date.

• Wilbur, being the gentleman he is, held the door open for his date while he walked in with no acknowledgement that Wilbur held the door open.

• This really wasn't a pro gamer moment for Wilbur, but things were sure to turn around.

• They both sat at their table chitchatting adding along to the commotion around them.

• "What Pizza shall we order?" Wilbur asked Dream, taking his hand.

• Wilbur was the romantic and sweet type. He's very respectful and caring towards his loved ones. An 11/10 guy.

• "How does this sound?" Dream said, pointed towards one of the things on the Menu. Dream had been debating on whether to be an asshole or not and order the most expensive things in the menu since he wasn't paying.

• "Sure." Wilbur replied, giving Dream and light smile. They order and waited for their Pizza to arrive.

• "You know Dream, I have something to tell you."

• "What is it?" Dream said.

• Wilbur scratched the back of his neck nervously, taking a deep breath "Dream I-"

• Wilbur was cut off by a lady approaching their table with his pizza.

• He was practically screaming internally but he came off with a nice approach.

• "Oh thank you." He said giving the lady a nice smile.

• "Your welcome, enjoy your pizza." She said back.

• And right then and there Wilbur's brain shut off and he replied. "You too!"

• The lady tried not to laugh as she walked away and Dream was containing his laugh.

• "What?" Wilbur asked. Dream then let out his iconic tea kettle wheeze. Wilbur sat there confused for a second and then it finally hit him.

• When Wilbur does something embarrassing to himself he tries to not let it deplete his confidence but this time it was just too much. He put his hands over his head and laid his head down on the table.

• After Dreams laughing fit was over he poked Wilbur in the head. Wilbur peeked and saw Dream giving a comforting smile.

• "Cmon, the Pizza is going to get cold." he said.

• Right about now Wilbur could say that his heart bursted but he kept his cool and they both took a slice and started to chat about the SMP and some other personal matters.

• Right about down the the last slice Dream popped a question. "So, what were you going to say earlier?" Wilbur almost choked on his slice of pizza.

• "Well uh, it's not important." He insisted. Dream frowned, "Cmonnnn tell meee.

• They both sat there in silence until he finally spoke up.

• Wilbur grabbed Dreams hand with both of his hands infront of him like as if he was holding a princess hand down on one knee. "Dream... I..."

• "I like you." He said, his face flushed. Dream's face turned red and he sat there nervously. Wilbur made a bold move and pulled his hand closer, leaning down to plant a soft kiss.

• Then all of the commotion stopped, everything went silent as the doors to the restaurant were slammed opened.

• Dream and Wilbur along with everyone in the restaurant turned their attention to the door.

• There stood a short Brit with short brown hair. He looked pissed and out of breath.

• "DREAM!" He shouted. Wilbur looked to Dream with confusion on his face. "G-george! It's not what you think!" Dream stammered.

• Then after that Wilbur remembered what Tommy said,

• "Do you know who GeorgeNotFound is?"

• "No clue."

• Everything clicked together in his mind and the he only spat out two words after

• "Oh fuck-"

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Well, I hope you liked it. I had to write the ending twice because I forgot to save the draft ha.

[scandeniall]

haikyuu characters as meg the stallion lyrics

a/n: a shit post that been sitting in the drafts for weeks now. sorry for making all 3 of u who wanted this wait. Tagging @trish-writes bc she been posted hers for flo milli and im so late 

Karasuno

Hinata: “Im at grand lux eatin a caesar salad with my sugar daddy’”  (when Kenma invltes him over.) 

Kageyama: “outta any bitch im the hardest in the litter” or “got that big budget with no major deal” // (cause yall know how his ass got invited to the training camp? ENOUGH SAID)

Tsukki: “You was already mad, I’m just adding somethin’ to that” (fight him. lives for pissing folks off)

Daichi: “bitches acting shitty, so I had to potty train em” (mad daichi will dog walk anyone’s ass so theres that)  

Noya: “You want to reach out to me its a process” or “moved out the hood but I still throw that bitch up” (mans was not showing up to them pro games. noya living his best life, good luck reaching him boo)

Nekoma

Kuroo: “can you keep these broke motherfuckers off me” or “walk in look like money” (yuh capitalism for the finest man. get into it)

Kenma: “I aint gotta worry bout shit, money GOOD” (and thats on him being a student, streamer/gamer, AND business owner at the same time)

Yaku: “Im fresh off a plane, I’m imported”

Alisa Haiba: “I’m overpaid and pretty, hair hanging down to my back”

Lev: “Bitch this a new outfit, turn to the back for a pic”

Aoba Johsai

Oikawa: “Bitch im a problem, nobody solvin” OR “im kicking bitches out they spot stalli chan” (king went to another country and popped tf off. Coming for everyone’s necks. Oikawa supremacy)

Iwaizumi: “he begging me for the treatment. He throw a fit when I leave” (i just KNOW japan team stay tryna get his attention. be faking all types of shit to make him come back) 

Makki: “I have not worked 9 to 5 in a while” (girl thats canon right there)

Mattsun: “Got a big boy then pull it out” (mattusn horse [redacted])

Fukurodani

Bokuto: “I got face, I got body, you name it? I got it”

Akaashi: “I know a sexy motherfucker like myself might offend some” OR “I’m pretty like art, bitch I look like a fixture”

Konoha: “Ayy you bitches is weird” (he side eyes weird shit. Sometimes tilts his head because it sometimes makes sense)

Inarizaki

Atsumu: “dont get hoe, get a bag hoe.” OR “bitch dont like me all you want, run up bet you wont” (talk shit? bet you wont act on it. This mans a pro player laughing to the bank on your ass. He cry about it at night though)

Osamu: “hoe you a copy of me, you a doodle” (he tells that shit to atsumu all the time yall.)

Suna: “bitch do i look like i fight?" (you want a man who will fight someone for you? this aint the one bby. He can’t even fight) 

Aran: “In the food chain, I’m the one that eat ya” (man he just radiate mature big dick energy. Grind don’t stop either. Get that bag and blow out his boo’s back all while keeping other folks in line) 

Kita: “I’m the only one that make you happy when you’re stressed” (hes sweet. Perfect husband material. But meg, girl i aint ask for this song) 

Shritorizawa

Ushijima: “if he say he a dog ima treat him like a pet” OR “I keep it realer than real fuck all them critics and fuck how they feel” (hes a literal king and talks his shit. all facts baby) 

Tendou: “drinking henny out the bottle, lets get ratchet”

Semi: “bad bitches singing all my songs like a prayer”

Other

Sakusa: “Nose in the air cause they fucking disgust me”

Terushima: “I know you used to these women that’s timid. See what i want them I get up and get it” (he a nerd, but listen shooters shoot and he might fail, but he WILL try)

[not-a-space-alien]

heh.....Im about to pull what they call a pro gamer move *goes nonverbal*

[gaysonlyocean]

share more sims

gonna talk about the great experience i had earlier today

so i want to do stuff with songbirds but i dont feel like challenge shit rn so i cant so i make a new family considering of two siblings, a dog, a cat and a horse

the older sibling is called lena and shes got the fairytale finder lifetime wish so im making her friends with the pets and sending her off to the water plant at midnight to talk to the unicorn, meanwhile her brother just gets a job as a criminal

and is immediately arrested and when hes released he just stares at a lizard instead of going home or anything

moving on the brother moves out to live with his gf and lena not only adopts the unicorn but gets into a relationship with this dude who moves in

theyre off on a date and said dude called zac proposes, so i send them home afterwards cause nice date right :)

WRONG CAUSE FUCKIGN BURGLAR SPAWNS IN RIGHT BEFORE THEY GET HOME

the dog who keeps rolling wishes to guard the house proves to be useless and the house i bought doesnt come with a alarm so im Panicking so i take matters into my own hands

by using trigger age transition on the burglar so he has to idle while the cops arrive

he ages up into a elder, this is important

cop arrives and sucks at his job, typical, so the burglar tries to run away

but i have been playing this game since i was a kid so i pull a pro gamer move by using trigger age transition on him again

this makes him immediately die from old age

at some point the dog pisses on the porch infront of everyone and goes to bed and the neighbours show up

grim tries to do his job by lena and zac leave the scene to go woohoo

the cop is the only one who cries as the burglars reaped

the cop then fuckign passes out from fear and the neighbours leave

when the cop wakes up he then just stands there on my porch forever just Sobbing

love this game

btw the cops name was sam law

[crystu-cii]

XDD "something is better than nothing"? lies. slander. if I don't pump out a full fledged perfect assignment I will DIE- /hj XDD

Oms XDD YESSS school would be hella cool without the work-- also it's okay everyone's a bit of an ass at some point in their lives, best to get it over with earlier on right-

HELL YES XDD ME TOOO IVE OWNED A FEW IN MY TIME AND CURRENTLY HAVE A PAIR OF GRAY WOLF EARS (which I uhh don't really wear bc Anxiety and the fact that my school here didn't ALLOW THEM--) THAT I REALLY LIKE-- cat headband cat headband- things that light up are !!!!!! Oms that's great-- y'know when I started wearing ears I expected to be made fun of but I only got compliments-- which is so nice :0

:OO THOSE SOUND SO CUTE!!!

NICKNAMES...... YES..... THOSE ARE SO CUTE!!!!!! Oms XDD

Oms XDDD

Yeah, filler/slow arcs are kinda a necessary evil in ask blogs I think, to flesh out the characters a little bit- sooo yeah- ohhh that actually makes a lot of sense- yeahhh-- XDD

THAT IS SO BIG BRAIN-- that makes sense-- YES THAT IS A PRO GAMER MOVE, DRAG YOUR FRIENDS INTO YOUR HYPERFIXATIONS XDD

WH E E ZE WHAT A MOOD- [insert that "this is great but I like this" meme w the cars XDD] haha animal ears go brrrrrr XD I AM INTERESTED HELLO??? VERY INTERESTED CRYS HOW COULD I NOT BE--

Is advice not just your own experiences that you offer to others? :3 of course!!! 💕💕❤️💞

BAAHHAIEHFIWB MEEE but most time i just dont give a shit anymore XDD

and yeahH- OH MAN i was horrible back then- i remember me and my friend when we were younger- we would bully annoying people on roblox- man it was mean- but it was hella funny XDD i remember we just started roasting this person who saying "yOu GuYs cAnT TeaM" even though its not even a serious game- XDD

AND OMGGG I ALSO HAD GREY WOLF EARSSS- i have two! i got em at a water park and i brought it to school one day and was like "yknow what? yeah ima wear it" and all my classmates where like WOAHHHHHHH and im like- "im famous now? XDD" but wHAT your school didnt allow those? BU L L L L L

and yeah! and maybe after the uhh story event ends(???)) its going to have a freetime afterwards- IF- i am even willing to make it through and pull it off xDD

and BAHAHA YEAHH- MY poor friends- they had to sacrifice themselves for the sake of the blog- and one of my friendos messed around with me while i was trying to tell them what exactly to ask- I EVEN HAVE THE CONVO:

YEAH IT WENT WILD- xDDDD

and hell yes- animals ears and tail on a character just makes them two times better change my mind- XDD

AND YOU ARE?- HOOO BOYYY ALRIGHT XD- so uhhh- the ones ive gotten written down for the sake of my own fun- Stickcat AU (obvs-), Nonki[Carefree] AU (yeah i didnt know what else to name it xD), and a High School AU [Asor Ver](my version cause im sure there are a lotta thsc high school aus out there xD)

and omg- i love high school au and nonki au very equally- but for the nonki au: its basically henry living an carefree and fun life! lot of hanging out with friends and traveling ensues- xDDD i visualize the AU as a very soft and cute aesthetic- cause gosh- im a sucker for soft aesthetics XDD (oh my god- now i realize im just reALLy bad at explaining things so uhh sorry if you dont understand amything i say- xD) so far in the fanfic- the triple threat went to go get boba drinks and were about to hangout with reginald and right at a hotel near the beach! why? cause YES- xDD oh- and the AU is based off of my memories and own experiences- my family travels a lot (before covid of course ;0;) and those memories of traveling is just so fun to think about! so why not add those memories as the scenarios of my favorite characters and you get double the fun and happiness xDD

and the high school one- pretty self explanatory xD but one thing i did is that the ages of the characters dont change- so they are like adults- you may ask how tf are adults in high school- BAHA- I DUNNO- this woulda actually been a college au or smth but high school just sounds more simplier and more anime vibes- i cant help it XDD