#im a wizard today
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Shyly walks into your inbox. Starts chewing everything up thrashing my head around growling hissing slobber everywhere carnage death violence and then I run aaway
Man wtf! Someone missed his rabies vax or smth??? Can't have fuckin shit in these dragon infested wilds! Go back to whatever tower you gaurd, mighty beast!! Before this day we had no (minimum) quarrels, but I simply cannot let this slide. Now, the beef is PERSONAL😭🙏🙏

And don't you DARE try to pull ts again! Do NOT play w me lil bro I will literally use my ancient spell book to shrink you down to a miniscule size then put you in my orb for observation, similar to a child with a bug in a jar. If you're lucky you might even get a stick or leaf for enrichment..
And if you don't behave ill be turning you in to the kingdom gaurd. you will be put in the stocks and they'll throw tomatoes at you, ridiculing you like the unfunny court jester you are, all the while.
#do NOT mess w me rn man...#im a wizard today#ill fuck u up w my spells#if i was a dragon tho we'd have an epic dragon battle (id win) and accidentally destroy everything in our wake#id spread my majestic wings (bigger and more awsome than yours) and fly off into the sunet#my epic tail (cooler than yours) hitting your battered body as i take off#i would retire to my keep and relax upon my pile of gold and revel in my victory 😼#friend tag#ask#xxthunderthedragonxx#moth.txt#dragon autism
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there is something about pathetic men that enchants and beguiles me
#vu talks shit#vu's talkin a lotta shit today#listen#listen to me#hear me out#there's this wizard#i CANNOT shut the FUCK UP ABOUT#finally stop thinking about him and youtube goes “btw here's something you may have missed about him” and now#NOW IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
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sorry if this looks gay to the viewers-
#cosmo creates#illustrations#doodles#norfolk wizard game#theres a yaoi bug in me im sorry#wow the wind sure is strong today i could barely hear that-
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wanted to redo some of these, giving Fern polycephaly, whittle down HW a little, change Marcy's mane. that kind of thing.
qt mark meanings for the more vague ones: simon - artifact/navigation, betty - time/love, Fern - fettering curse
#cant rly draw when im lethargic so ponies will have 2 do#i slept basically all day yesterday and today MS is annoying#adventure time#fern the human#finn mertens#huntress wizard#bubbline#simon petrikov#betty grof#mlp#doodle page
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clocking in for another shift at the ??? frye factory
#anarchy poisons is really short and repetitive so this is all you get today my bad#this is from ruler but im tearing shit up in pro so i have a chance of getting in splatfest top 100#and then ill be able to say that im truly one of fryes strongest soldiers#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatfest#splatoween#team knight#wizard vs knight vs ninja#frye#frye splatoon#frye onaga#splatoon screenshots
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no sorry i cant stop drawing them & im not planning to
also you can tell i drew remus' eye first cause ummm its a bit rough hehe


#wolfstar#wolfstar fanart#its their eyessss get ittttt#anyway#idk#sirius black#sirius black fanart#remus lupin#remus lupin fanart#marauders era#the marauders#marauders fanart#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#etc etc#also sirius absolutely slaying that eyeliner heck yeah#sorry for posting sm today btw im anxious & cant do anything else w my life rn lol#so enjoy :)
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enki s ending u have to stop you smoke too tough your swag too different ur bitch is too bad theyll kill you
#angel sent me the party's crashing us by of montreal bc of the black wizards line and i went thru 6 hours of enki s end streams#to get that smile screenshot. nibble on ur ear smell the ocean (salmonsnake pool water) in ur hair#cant manage anything but doodles like this in the past. month idk. im broken. i didnt go to uni today. my swag too different#enkiramus
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you know when you imagine the chapter in your head before you write it and its so beautiful and it flows perfectly and you’re like wow look at me fucking go i am the best ever… and then it gets to actually writing those thoughts into my stupid google doc file and i am suddenly useless, i simply cannot do the thoughts in my head justice. i’m using the same words over and over again—remus has ‘said’ something three million bloody times and sirius has now felt his breath catch in his throat for the 5th time. where is my originality? where has all of the interesting and character building discourse gone? soon they’ll start having a pillow fight and one of them will call the other a wanker—or, maybe, call me crazy, they’ll have a smoke together! (they actually do this in the chapter already, im proving my own point) i am going insane. how do other writers do this so gracefully? (i have about all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any wheels) yesterday i was writing like i was hamilton, 5k done and dusted like it was nothing. i had to physically peel myself away from my laptop so i could sleep because i was just sooo motivated. and then today…nothing NOTHINGGGGG.
soooo safe to say that chapter 6 of cbbh is on her way but she isn’t coming quietly.
its now time for me to lock my phone and laptop into a cage. im in time out xx
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62322169/chapters/159461785
#marauders#wolfstar#dead gay wizards from the 70s#sirius black#remus lupin#remus x sirius#ao3#archieve of our own#im going insane#somebody sedate me#please tell me someone understands the reference#SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT#i’ve listened to so much smiths today maybe thats the issue#i was on fire yesterday i wrote 5k like it was nothing#now i cant even write a sentence#average crashout#this chapter is going to be so good when i pull my finger out#some crazy things happen you’re going to want to marry me#ao3 author#ao3 writer#marauders fanfiction#marauders writers
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this is not revised yet but here you go some angry wolfstar for u :)

#may i present to you#the virgin suicides remus#baby tries to be nonchalant but starts screaming from day 1#also the ���youre no star”???? im so proud of that line especially cause later on you get that hes an astronomy nerd so its just aaaahhhh#anyway yeah im writing again#tvs fic!#marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#mwpp#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#marauders fic#wolfstar fic#wolfstar#remus lupin#sirius black#james potter#peter pettigrew#bee writes#bee fangirls#:)#oh also dont forget to have a sip of water today <3
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i have some thoughts about familiars
took us a while to come up with one for larry
#adventure time#wizard city#peppermint#larry#cadebra#spader#life giving magus#little dude#digital#pep has doves very simple boring animal but theyre so pretty. larry has lizards very classic wizard animal particularly but the BIG ones...#they like him.#i rly liked when max suggested phoenix for pep so i set his dove on fire#he insisted on chinchilla for deb but i thought about it later and you know what. magician. rabbit. come on. MAGICIAN! RABBIT!#and it hit me like. Today. six months later. spader should be butterflies hes so butterflies forever. hes like this egg all gooey inside#we literally never came up with one for blaine.#i kept suggesting cat for everyone bc i am basic but honestly. i mean. their family is rfiends with grand master wizard the Cat Guy himself#maybe theyre predisposed to it#'larrys familiar is a heaving pile of eyes' i was having a rly bad time trying to decide on one but lizards is cute#at the TIME max had decided on snakes for spader but that doesnt vibe w me anymore sorry max. its cute#and i like larry and spader haing similar ones thats cute#but idk. idk. i cant.#i dont think spader ever got a familiar i think they did familiars after he died . peace.#but butterflies is really vibey. because of tthe whole. situation. with the. situation.#larry and deb having familiars like oohooheehee someone to help me and hang out w me#spader having a fmailiar like (wakes up in a scary forest) oh gob. where the fuck am i. save me little critter.#maybe ill draw him with snakes another time... i like snakes.#i have other thoughts on familiars htis is just . images. but . im runnig out of tags and i dont. wanna talk here. just look at my dragons
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my sirius headcanons:
-he’s just not good at any kind of instrument
-he often draws a little doodle next to his signature
-(HEAR ME OUT) he had a muggle dog plushie he secretly bought for himself during one of his strolls around london before hogwarts. he always loved dogs, loved to see families walking around and playing with such sweet animals, so when he saw a plushie of one (a black one ofccc) he had to buy it (okay im sure he was finding and pocketing some muggle money). it was his favourite since he didn't have much comfort object
-he really likes photography and the act of making photos, but at first really sttrugled with operating of the camera (ofc remus teached him)
-he often 'snaps' into little moments of sadness or melancholy. he just switches off and looks in the space with his smile running off and just feels bad
-for people who don't know him he might seem to be playing dumb in many situations, but he just desperately tries to be funny and cool sometimes. he hates feeling stupid tho, so he also sttrugles to find the perfect middle ground
#im writing in such gibberish english today wtf#marauders#wolfstar#dead gay wizards#sirius black#the marauders#marauders era
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My shop will be back on the 2nd of October!
It's been a long break but my shop is almost ready to open back up!
It's coming back with a fresh new look and a bunch of new stuff, a few old pieces are also coming back as prints!
(My shop link is over here)
#short post but im deeply tired. feeling it in my bones today#my art#marine life#marine biology#sea creatures#fishblr#fish art#marine art#dinosaur#paleoart#wizardcore#wizards#kidcore
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sharpie bath!!!!!!!! (i cried during this scene)
#hope this gets to the very specific few people who know abt both trollhunters and the Sharpie Bath Incident#anyway#i watched the last few trollhunters episodes today and im so sad why is this kids show so devastating#i definitely do no have depressing thoughts abt jim's sharpie bath and the consequences of that#or the ending of trollhunters#im gonna watch wizards next to get some British man content (douxie)#trollhunters#homestuck#i guess#shut up stef#jim lake jr#troll jim#trollhunters tales of arcadia#toa
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I need/want to write a cowboy so badly, but I don't know if I want to write Rex's dumbass or Shepherd's "oblivious to devotion"-ass.
#im also just reslly tired. today hasnt even been particularly taxing I've just been doing adult shit#im a rouge with little spell slots because im not a fucking wizard in a wizard world.#im navigating but shit difficult.#i need to beat rex with a baseball bat so badly.#but i also need to knock some damn sense into shepherd
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Obviously there’s a lot to hate about the concept of rebooting shows in general but one thing I really hate is that it feels like every single one is about “passing the torch to a new generation” and as such the protagonists from the original have kids now that they’re teaching about stuff and just like. My hot take is that not all of these characters should have kids. Not everyone wants kids and I’d just love to see a beloved character from my childhood grow up and just like. Still be chillin. Maybe they haven’t achieved the “married, kids, white picket fence” thing because that’s just not how their life went. Idk maybe that’s aroace of me but it just doesn’t need to happen every time.
#this was because I saw an ad for the freaky Friday sequel reboot thing#and while admittedly that one makes some sense#im just tired of it on the whole#like#the wizards of waverly place reboot was godawful#but maybe it would’ve been less awful if it didn’t focus on Justin’s teenage children that make no canonical sense#and instead focused on Alex and the logical conclusion that she’s residing primarily in the wizarding world with her lesbian lover#anyways im a bit insane today#so jot that down
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In case anyone thought I was kidding about printing out AO3 comments and sticking them on my fridge, I WAS NOT.

#ive commented before on the order of the marauders being wrong and i stand by it#moony HAS to be next to padfoot#it is a CRIME AGAINST NATURE for them to be split up#especially by wormtail....sirius would not put up with that#just one more thing jkr got wrong#anyway i guess im in an all caps mood today#i had a GREAT mail day today obviously#being an adult with no kids is the best#highly recommend it#i was gonna take off the street art pictures but it was such a moment in nyc in 2020 and i refuse to forget it#anyway it all mostly fits and theres more space on the sides#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#wormtail moony padfoot prongs and regulus#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards#magnets on my very red fridge
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