#im a wizard today

[saturnniidae]

Shyly walks into your inbox. Starts chewing everything up thrashing my head around growling hissing slobber everywhere carnage death violence and then I run aaway

Man wtf! Someone missed his rabies vax or smth??? Can't have fuckin shit in these dragon infested wilds! Go back to whatever tower you gaurd, mighty beast!! Before this day we had no (minimum) quarrels, but I simply cannot let this slide. Now, the beef is PERSONAL😭🙏🙏

And don't you DARE try to pull ts again! Do NOT play w me lil bro I will literally use my ancient spell book to shrink you down to a miniscule size then put you in my orb for observation, similar to a child with a bug in a jar. If you're lucky you might even get a stick or leaf for enrichment..

And if you don't behave ill be turning you in to the kingdom gaurd. you will be put in the stocks and they'll throw tomatoes at you, ridiculing you like the unfunny court jester you are, all the while.

[vurelly]

there is something about pathetic men that enchants and beguiles me

[wizard-of-weed]

rb this to pass a joint to our fallen heroes (food service workers that worked through 420)

[sharkuro]

clocking in for another shift at the ??? frye factory

[naggingatlas]

enki s ending u have to stop you smoke too tough your swag too different ur bitch is too bad theyll kill you

[foxsnails]

My shop will be back on the 2nd of October!

It's been a long break but my shop is almost ready to open back up!

It's coming back with a fresh new look and a bunch of new stuff, a few old pieces are also coming back as prints!

(My shop link is over here)

[stefisdoingthings]

sharpie bath!!!!!!!! (i cried during this scene)

[luck-of-the-drawings]

YELLOW MEANS PAUSE. GREEN MEANS FUCKING G O. RED MEANS STOP. MUSTVE BEEN A HOT FUCKIN DAY. Y’ever been in a tent on a hot day? What about a tent made of meat? The air is so heavy with moisture that you could drink it, and youve been running the fuck around all day. Youre exhausted. And they ALL KNOW. The weight of just your own life is almost too heavy to carry, and theres still more to do. Just survive for me, okay?

[starchaserdreams]

In case anyone thought I was kidding about printing out AO3 comments and sticking them on my fridge, I WAS NOT.

[moonsstan]

james after he found out that reg joined the other side.

[katnficer]

day 25: dangerous (unfinished)

[very-gay-poet]

okay but we as a fandom need to sit down and have a chat

so we have the ‘marauders’ BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL IMAGINATIVE! then we have the ~Slytherin skittles~ LIKE HUH?! Like no those motherfuckers would name themselves “The Poltergeists” JUST to fuck with them after finding out that James, Sirius, Remus and Peter call themselves the Marauders

then James finds out about this (cuz jegulus or smth) and he would be like “Omg they like us they were inspired by us!” And somehow convinced Sirius and Peter the same (not Remus cuz let’s be honest he’s in on it and laughing at his idiots). To conclude, Slytherin Skittles is stupid and I hate it and it’s much more accurate for them to be making fun of Dorky Gryffindors good day

[lunian]

KARLACH DESERVES THE WORLD AND PEACE AND ALL HUGS PLS

[moonlightsmasquerade]

I've acquired an amethyst geode and a "got blood?" sign from a craft fair today

[good-wizard]

Yo guys, I'm beginning to think that evil isn't stored in the hearts of man.

That rather evil is stored in the souls of our shoes. And we all have the choice to walk that mile, cross that line, or whatever other metaphor you'd like to use for it.

The heart is the soul. This is not a place of evil, this is a place of thought, of reflection, any harmful thoughts you may have, have not been acted on yet. You are not evil.

Action is what makes us evil. One must take steps to commit atrocities. Simply thinking about it isn't enough, evil is an action. A choice.

The same thing goes for us good wizards. We may have good thoughts, good intentions, but action is what the world depends upon.

I hope anyone reading this chooses to step in the path of their own personal good.

Good wizard out

[ladywaterfall]

job searching in the "marketing and communications" category is like you must know how to produce social media videos, podcasts, text for articles/newsletters/social media posts/PR statements/onboarding guides and I'm like I can do that but then they ALWAYS casually tack on "graphic designer" like do you not know that is an entirely different skill set with whole separate educations dedicated to it?? graphic designer is a whole ass separate job?? fun fact you actually want two people