#im a wizard today

[saturnniidae]

Shyly walks into your inbox. Starts chewing everything up thrashing my head around growling hissing slobber everywhere carnage death violence and then I run aaway

Man wtf! Someone missed his rabies vax or smth??? Can't have fuckin shit in these dragon infested wilds! Go back to whatever tower you gaurd, mighty beast!! Before this day we had no (minimum) quarrels, but I simply cannot let this slide. Now, the beef is PERSONAL😭🙏🙏

And don't you DARE try to pull ts again! Do NOT play w me lil bro I will literally use my ancient spell book to shrink you down to a miniscule size then put you in my orb for observation, similar to a child with a bug in a jar. If you're lucky you might even get a stick or leaf for enrichment..

And if you don't behave ill be turning you in to the kingdom gaurd. you will be put in the stocks and they'll throw tomatoes at you, ridiculing you like the unfunny court jester you are, all the while.

[vurelly]

there is something about pathetic men that enchants and beguiles me

[cozystars]

sorry if this looks gay to the viewers-

[blenselche]

wanted to redo some of these, giving Fern polycephaly, whittle down HW a little, change Marcy's mane. that kind of thing.

qt mark meanings for the more vague ones: simon - artifact/navigation, betty - time/love, Fern - fettering curse

[sharkuro]

clocking in for another shift at the ??? frye factory

[losver07draws]

no sorry i cant stop drawing them & im not planning to

also you can tell i drew remus' eye first cause ummm its a bit rough hehe

[naggingatlas]

enki s ending u have to stop you smoke too tough your swag too different ur bitch is too bad theyll kill you

[starrymoons26]

you know when you imagine the chapter in your head before you write it and its so beautiful and it flows perfectly and you’re like wow look at me fucking go i am the best ever… and then it gets to actually writing those thoughts into my stupid google doc file and i am suddenly useless, i simply cannot do the thoughts in my head justice. i’m using the same words over and over again—remus has ‘said’ something three million bloody times and sirius has now felt his breath catch in his throat for the 5th time. where is my originality? where has all of the interesting and character building discourse gone? soon they’ll start having a pillow fight and one of them will call the other a wanker—or, maybe, call me crazy, they’ll have a smoke together! (they actually do this in the chapter already, im proving my own point) i am going insane. how do other writers do this so gracefully? (i have about all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any wheels) yesterday i was writing like i was hamilton, 5k done and dusted like it was nothing. i had to physically peel myself away from my laptop so i could sleep because i was just sooo motivated. and then today…nothing NOTHINGGGGG.

soooo safe to say that chapter 6 of cbbh is on her way but she isn’t coming quietly.

its now time for me to lock my phone and laptop into a cage. im in time out xx

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62322169/chapters/159461785

[losver07]

this is not revised yet but here you go some angry wolfstar for u :)

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

i have some thoughts about familiars

took us a while to come up with one for larry

[marauderswolf22]

my sirius headcanons:

-he’s just not good at any kind of instrument

-he often draws a little doodle next to his signature

-(HEAR ME OUT) he had a muggle dog plushie he secretly bought for himself during one of his strolls around london before hogwarts. he always loved dogs, loved to see families walking around and playing with such sweet animals, so when he saw a plushie of one (a black one ofccc) he had to buy it (okay im sure he was finding and pocketing some muggle money). it was his favourite since he didn't have much comfort object

-he really likes photography and the act of making photos, but at first really sttrugled with operating of the camera (ofc remus teached him)

-he often 'snaps' into little moments of sadness or melancholy. he just switches off and looks in the space with his smile running off and just feels bad

-for people who don't know him he might seem to be playing dumb in many situations, but he just desperately tries to be funny and cool sometimes. he hates feeling stupid tho, so he also sttrugles to find the perfect middle ground

[foxsnails]

My shop will be back on the 2nd of October!

It's been a long break but my shop is almost ready to open back up!

It's coming back with a fresh new look and a bunch of new stuff, a few old pieces are also coming back as prints!

(My shop link is over here)

[stefisdoingthings]

sharpie bath!!!!!!!! (i cried during this scene)

[dark-twist-fairytales]

I need/want to write a cowboy so badly, but I don't know if I want to write Rex's dumbass or Shepherd's "oblivious to devotion"-ass.

[timetravelinator]

Obviously there’s a lot to hate about the concept of rebooting shows in general but one thing I really hate is that it feels like every single one is about “passing the torch to a new generation” and as such the protagonists from the original have kids now that they’re teaching about stuff and just like. My hot take is that not all of these characters should have kids. Not everyone wants kids and I’d just love to see a beloved character from my childhood grow up and just like. Still be chillin. Maybe they haven’t achieved the “married, kids, white picket fence” thing because that’s just not how their life went. Idk maybe that’s aroace of me but it just doesn’t need to happen every time.

[starchaserdreams]

In case anyone thought I was kidding about printing out AO3 comments and sticking them on my fridge, I WAS NOT.