#im a whole package

[sickly-sapphic]

my skin n hair has changed since my last big skin/hair care haul and now i have to do more researchhh

[b4kuch1n]

podcast people in my phone

[dailykugisaki]

Day 327 | id in alt

Both the first and the last survivor of idle transfiguration.

[suntails]

the silver packages look like a gender reveal party,,, all packages are wrapped up and ready to ship out! dropping off at the post office on wednesday, keep an eye out for updates and THANK YOU <3

[quietwingsinthesky]

i really do think the desire to paint ten as unambiguously The Worst™️ when it comes to his relationship with martha is out of this desire to uncomplicate their relationship. to decouple them as friends and people who profoundly impacted each other’s lives. it’s just an easier narrative to swallow: that ten was Awful to her and then martha kicked him to the curb when she realized she was too good for him. easier, maybe, then dealing with the troubles of unrequited affection don’t have to be anyone’s fault, or that ten shut martha out in a lot of ways but let her in in others that he wouldn’t let any other companion near, or that they were still friends, they still wanted to see each other and be around each other, even though it was messy and sometimes hurt. you know?

[thinkingabout-girls]

if you hate peanut @phosphorus-noodles hit me up we’re gonna have to throw hands

[fraternum-momentum]

[felinefractious]

Okay so 🤣 I don’t own cats (and can’t—allergies) and I had NEVER noticed any balls but now I’m going back through your blog and I’m like 🤭 troublepuffs

THEY’RE SO FUNNY.

The first time I noticed them when I was younger was on a leopard picture and I immediately started to crack up because what are those? those are just little cheetoh puffs!

[muffinrag]

i went to Target to try and buy some boxers and their entire men's socks and underwear section was in locked cases. i want to make this perfectly clear: i would dig my gallbladder out with nothing but a pocket knife and a spoon and then eat it raw before i would ever page a fucking employee to get me my fucking undies. everyone at target corporate should kill themselves. go to hell and fucking rot there

[thankstothe]

He's so fucked

[fictionalfish]

When I Saw Your Face

Falling isn't easy for anyone, luckily the first person Vaggie see's after falling is so willing to help her... or it would be she wasn't racked with guilt about the life she just left, and trying not to catch feelings

[librarisxng]

the crumbl sydney pop up scam is so wild like you’re telling me a group of people thought it was a good idea to fly to los angeles or hawaii to purchase 700 cookies, bring them back to australia, and sell them for $17.50 per piece on a trestle table?

[stonedasamartyr]

Guy Whose Way Too Stoned for the Rolling Papers to be Pink: oh shit these rolling papers are pink

[shiikiyun]

And after 2 months and a half waiting in customs I GOT MY ZINE! YIPPEE

[academiccockroach]

it's 1 AM and I have a very specific bone to pick with a very specific thing I consume, enjoy and endorse wholeheartedly

here's the thing about vampire bites. they are depicted as this little unhinged and nasty but mostly sexy thing right. our guy (gender neutral) gets bitten and it's like ah! it hurts but also it hurts good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). and here im talking about like. proper vampire teeth, non of that twilight bullshit just two to four proper fangs nothing more nothing less

well clearly the person writing the sexy biting smut scene has never been bitten by a cat. I dont mean like 'ah no Scruffy bit me a little' i don't even mean 'oh no Sceuffy bit me a lot' i mean like a fully grown ass feral cat that has never been touched by human in its life and craves the taste of flesh biting thru skin muscle cartilage -even sometimes bone- whatever the fuck you got in your meat sack that tiny needle thin tooth is piercing right through it

and here's the thing. it doesn't hurt at first oh no. okay well it hurts but if doesn't hurt too much ya know what i mean. and it leaves a cute little mark nothing serious at all

but in a day that wound is gonna swell. and it's gunna. hurt like all fuck because it just directly injected about five gazillion bacteria directly into a neat little incubation pouch and then closed it right up. its gona swell its gonna ooze and throb and hurt and if that shits in your neck ur pretty much done for i mean an infection right next to the jugular is just easy mode for the bacteria

so unless your vampire boyfriend gargles with antiseptic beforehand you aint gotta worry about turning or bleeding out or developing a biting kink cus youre gonna be delirious from meningitis with a football sized phlegmone in your neck beggjng for the sweet sweet release of death thank you for coming to my ted talk please ensure your vampire boyfriend employs proper dental hygiene

[that--unusual-person]

big yell to all my fellow followers and stalkers who have been patient with me and supporting me

come next month, it’s back to work