#im a hoe now .

[revitalizationrat]

Got reminded of that one meme and that's how it escalated

[vveakfish]

i just think kon deserves to dress a lil slutty, yk?

[almondpiglet]

(wips) who here likes serijose or joserei!!! *exactly three ppl in the crowd cheer*

[nezz-cringe-crib]

nah cuz i KNOW he wouldn't have missed.

[galedekkarios]

i think that gale would be bad at dating in a modern au not because he's a bad partner or has no rizz but just because situationships and talking stages and "you took ten minutes to reply so i'm gonna take twenty minutes" kind of mind games all make him want to kill himself. so he just yearns and aches all on his lonesome writing notes app poetry about a lover he hasn't met yet while waiting for someone more like him to drop out of the sky.

i also think that, given the stories he tells the player, that he was a fucking disaster floozy in his youth. mr you're not my first and i assure you i do fuck + everyone wanted my hand + my munch game crazy + one can't always be a gentleman + i have a million stories where realistically i should not have fucking survived but i did bc i'm #different + 10 step beauty routine and certified spa goer + if i wanted something, i went and got it + reads smut/sex books, was a certified hot girl. and now he's a divorced malewife suffering from third degree yearns. this is real and true

[paint-it-dead]

-"Start Here" by Caitlyn Siehl

[schnuffel-danny]

WANT MORE 🐾🐶 DOG REPRESENTATION 🐶🐾 IN DP SIDE HOES WEEK?! WELL I'VE GOT AN EASY SOLUTION FOR YOU:

He's a honorary dog character in my eyes <3

[gojos-thot-patrol]

Uhhhh.....Hi?

God, this feels like such a weird post to make cause I've been gone for like, 3 months. Honestly, I didn't expect to come back to anything, so seeing all your messages and well wishes really warmed my heart. I promise, I plan to reach out to you all individually at some point!

I guess you're all kinda owed an explanation. Well- a lot happened. My job had me working close to 60 hours a week! Between that and college, I kinda never had any time ever.

So I did the rational thing! I lost my mind and in a manic episode I quit my job and dropped out! Then spent a solid week playing baldurs gate 3 non-stop.

But fear not dear reader! Things have gotten better for you your beloved(?) Narrator. I got a chill job working at a theater, I got my meds adjusted, and started reading again lmao.

I have some fics in the drafts I plan on posting soon, so please be patient! I know that's a lot to ask (i did vanish for like 2 months) but it takes time to get the creative juices flowing after capitalism makes you it's bitch lmao.

Seriously. Thank you all for your kind words and support. I'm gonna try and be more active. I missed y'all 💙

[kreachvera]

[gingerweed-man]

Potenial Animal Crossing Spoiler Alert?

Someone shared an Animal Crossing 4chan leak in a discord sever Im in and I dont know shit about 4chan. I tried looking for shit on it but can't find anything on it, so Im posting it publicly hoping someone Im following knows about it. Under the read more

Normally I call bullshit but this *sounds* somewhat believable, and ngl I kinda really want it to be. I want to share a bed with Cyd...

[saexy]

you love your f/o. yes but i wanna know what charcters heart are you breaking to be w your f/o !! !! if you tell how- IM SMOOCHING

[bi-badass-geek]

Patch 2

Well of Charon the icons for items has been added in place of circle with letter :

Chaos Trials two cases got nerf in difficulty based on aspect changes but it doesn't show so only can display that they added icons for weapons and keepsakes :

Fated List of Minor Prophercies only got changed that one curse got taken out :

Keepsakes got their icons & Selene's got buffed :

Hexes mostly got nerfed :

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Daedalus Hammer : (Cut from the game ones)

Aspects adjustments reworks :

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Of course there is way more to the patch but it's the glimpses i managed to grab (i'm a visual). Not going to lie a love that you can just press E now for ores and it gets you all 3 instead of clicking it one by one. Nemesis not offering Death Defiance if you don't need it can't say it hits me personally since she never was nice enough for me to offer me such thing. Nocturnal Arms got tweaked but nothing that can be 'shown' & I don't possess Eos or Medea to check the differences but they got tweaked too. For the Hammer will update post when i get new stuff/changed. Whoever kept talking about adding more Driftwood bless you i hope you have great time because holy hell i'm either that unlucky or it's just that bad and it's not even resource you need tools for. There is one change in Oath of the Unseen but it's not in the description (has to do with duo and legendary boons). Can't say it's a lifechanger for me but it's nice that they made it so you can snap out of family portrait sooner it was taking forever previously. I'm curious to see if Golden Boughts will show Nemesis waiting there now because i had situation when i got all rewards but had no idea Nemesis encounter was waiting for me since nothing was shown only after running from one corner to another i finally saw her.

[ef-1]

Enchante! | Disembodied

[semiotomatics]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[whump-queen]

PSA: IMPROVEMENT IS REAL???!?!

ok i’m trying to finally finish a drawing i started back in OCTOBER,, and this is the before/after from just a few hours of working on it last night-

october 2022:

april 2023:

it’s not done but i’ve improved so much in just a few months ,,??!?

if you’re trying to get into art (or any skill) and are feeling discouraged, this is your reminder that improvement is real and it’s coming for YOU

like, its so easy to get frustrated—i only started drawing like a year ago so i rly feel this,, but maybe they were onto something when they said practice makes you better at stuff

so keep doing the thing!! keep doing it!!

[moeblob]

Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute

(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)