#im a GOD

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

I'm sick again, BUT right now my throats all fucked and now I keep singing the "I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream" because sick voice sounds so fun

[traumafactory28]

I DID IT. IM A GOD

[econeechan]

I am literally the prettiest girl alive!!! I am such a barbie !!! I am God n no one can stop me!!! ♡♡♡

Say hi to the most perfect angel you will see in your live and be BLESSED 🙌

[bibiboba-03]

I just started taking my adhd meds and I genuinely didn’t know it was possible to cook dinner in under an hour. i might be magic.

[feelingthedisaster]

so, im talking to my friend here, we're co-writing this book, we were bullshiting stuff instead of actual productive writing thingsis and he says 'well, i headcanon that..." and then it hits me, WE are the writers, everything we say IS canon, if we say character a likes chocolate mint ice-cream then its a hard fact, no one can argue it, it is our world our rules our made-up shit

[sotiredimbored]

i can draw fish now

[importantchildcollector]

the funniest thing happened like a week ago so im at a fair with some friends and we kept getting snacks so i ended up having two baskets of fries, a couple chicken tenders, two slushes and a few other small things all for 2 dollars bc some of my friends decided to pay for me lmao and the taller of the two, still shorter than me by like 5 inches, said i'm her sugar baby and I was like bet lmao and then like two days later I said in our group chat that i'm (blank)'s sugar baby ✨ and my ex was like no your mine so I ended up with two sugar daddies who are both like 5 inches shorter than me and i can convince them to do anything with a pout and a pls. I feel so powerful ngl lmao

[spring-heeledjack]

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[tlwebb]

[violettierre]

[izurathespookyskeleton]

HELP I JUST POSTED CHAPTER 4 AND ITS SO FITTING FOR WHATS GOING ON TODAY HELP

[blu3he11]

WELP, guess I’ve gotta rename William’s mother now. Her new name is Beatrice.

I’m giving him another sister and naming her Jane as a reference to this now

(For context, I wrote AU William’s mothers name as Jane like 4 years ago. I manifested this happening i stg)

[sashiavi]

Guys I've basically beat adhd fr no cap

[imvupixie]

[poetrydemon]

Tbh, the only thing holding me back from being a king rn is when I'm hungry and want my servants to feed me a pomegranate, and they take more than 2 seconds to put some in my mouth, I'll just end up taking it from them and say ill do it myself.

Truly no one can break up a pomegranate like I can, which is why I can't be king. I'm just too powerful.

[calculator-creator]

The ability to speed-read solitaire, every heartstopper comic, nick and charlie, and this winter while watching heartstopper on loop must be a talent that I am being awesome at