#im Fine btw

[henswilsons]

nebulous handwavey timeline aside it's like very plausible tommy came out at an older age than buck currently is now and just. maybe he sees his younger self a little bit in buck. and treating him so gently and carefully and tenderly because of it. like knowing if he'd had an older kind presence in his life when he was thirty-two things might have gone different for him.

[mctwinkdom]

Lando called Oscar "Osco"

[sleevebuscemii]

just two babygirls against the world

[biteofboredom]

not to perpetuate stereotypes or anything but i just fell down the stairs running for garlic bread because i smelt it coming out the oven

[emiko-matsui]

"I've known people who've killed gods"

"Who?"

"My daughter 🥰🥰"

[skydrag0n]

Here have more of the “Fruit allergic to Fruit” AU

Tim and Jason eating fastfood while watching season 2 of Arcane

Tim: … *something is wrong *checks sauce packet ingredients*

Tim: “shit”

Jason: “what?”

Tim: “the sauce has lemon juice in it”

Jason: “welp..”

Tim: “Im gonna go take some Benadryl”

Jason: “I dare you to finish the sandwich”

Tim: … “fuck it, sure”

[nonbinary-potatoes]

The one time I decide to go out without my cane for a 5 minutes walk is the one time I fall over (definitely a coincidence /s)

[blackoutsys]

boy howdy i sure would love to feel my emotions. it'd be a shame if they just evaporated!!!!!

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

This scene 🤩😍

Vincent Price - Diary of a Madman (1963)

[galindatopland]

thinking of how glinda asks "where are your wings?" and only after it's revealed to her that what elphaba did instead was enchant a broom does she have her moment when she imagines going with elphaba. like the wings were only ever gonna carry elphaba away but the broom could carry away the both of them. so she joins elphaba to sing "just YOU AND I defying gravity"

[frostedpuffs]

RECAP OF MY DAY:

got a flat tire on the way to work

i have a spare!

i do not know how to change a tire.

youtube it!

i do not have a car jack.

i just bought these damn tires 2 days ago

angry.

call boss and say i got a flat. boss asks "when can you come in"

i don't fucking know

boss angry.

cry

at least it happened close to a dunkin. i got iced coffee.

my tummy hurts.

call my insurance. apparently i do not have roadside assistance. i could also not add roadside assistance to my account today because it is a sunday and my agent's office is closed. will have to pay out of pocket for any help

how much is help? $95 to have someone come out to put my spare on

no thank you.

call family members. all busy

call friends. all busy

all of my coworkers are at work because it is a sunday, which is full staff day

finally call mom. mom is very angry about being woken up but begrudgingly comes to meet me anyway. she tries to get her insurance company to help

no help

mom decides to call the POLICE STATION???? HUH????????

for some reason they send a cop out. he cannot get the flat tire off since it is screwed on so tight.

begrudgingly i pay for the $95 tire assistance

RANDOM KIND STRANGER OFFERS TO GO HOME AND GET HIS CAR JACK AND POWER TOOLS!

cancel the roadside assistance! get my money back!

stranger puts the spare tire on!

the spare tire is almost flat.

i leave, turn my hazards on, and make it to the nearest gas station to put air in the spare

out of order.

cry

make it to the next gas station

get air in tire

the spare tire has a hole and doesn't hold air

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

call my insurance to see how much they charge to tow

$150

no thank you

the mechanic i got my tires from is a mile away. i have a warranty on the tires

I DRIVE WITH A FLAT TIRE TO THE MECHANIC BECAUSE I HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS

get a different tire. everything is fine

get to work

everything at work goes wrong. it is so busy. a client yells at me a lot

find out a coworker I've been nothing but nice to has been talking mad shit about me and spreading rumors about things that are untrue

angry.

get out of work late

decide to order myself pizza and a salad to make up for the shit day

get home and realize they got my order wrong

[dolokhoded]

don't give it a hand / offer it a soul / honey, make this easy ...

[iii-of-ender]

listening to phoebe bridgers while you still don’t feel entirely like a human person in your own skin is an Experience

[yippie-madness]

i think thats a tendon woops

[entity9silvergen]

Ao3 comment: I hope you’re okay

Me, the author: scours the author’s notes to make sure I didn’t accidentally leave any cries for help

[p4nishers]

rereading small gods is like when are we killing god and also like have we considered that om and brutha might be in love and also like FUCKKKK THE CHURCH and also like. wow terry pratchett i want to eat your brain and also like LISTEN TO ME OM AND BRUTHA ARE IN LOVE and also