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canadianno · 3 months ago

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My mom called and woke me up earlier than normal today. Why you may ask? We'll, she's running her art class right now and they were completely out of paper towel. So she asked me to bring her some. And I did, but not without running face first directly into my landlord looking like a zombie and stumbling live I've never walked before while holding an entire roll of paper towel and nothing else.

So yeah I'm back home now dying

#sigh #its made funnier if you know that like #im 5'3 #and my landlord is like 6'8 or something #so i just slammed directly into his chest i feel so bad qhsgsgjsdgjdgd

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lnkedmyheart · 1 year ago

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im 5'7

Sorry but you are my mortal enemy now.

#im 5'3

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rebellum · 3 months ago

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Anyone else also think of their older self as being taller, despite the fact that they've been a full grown adult for years

#i think its cause most people older than me are taller than me #but. like.#im 5'3 #most adults and teens are taller than me.

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grilledpook · 1 year ago

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t,,,tall,,,

#im 5'3 #confession #invader zim #iz #iz tallest #mars

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visualmemoryunit · 1 year ago

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i really wanna get ripped once im healed from top but im afraid ill end up looking like glenn danzig.

#im 5'3

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unrepentantweirdo · 5 months ago

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My husband and I are like this.

I'm 29, but appear to be around 18 due to genetics and my short height. The most ridiculous thing I've been carded for is spray paint.

Mr. Weirdo is 27, but appears older due to his height and beard. He almost never gets carded for anything, and hasn't since high school.

As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it's hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

#yes spray paint.#for the record #im 5'3 #he's 6'6 #this usually causes mass confusion when we're seen together in public

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harbingersecho · 8 months ago

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finally played thru the infamous if demo and had an excuse to make a goth guy. with Facepaint and a coontail and everything. so here's Dane aka Lacuna of Dead Rat Society

#infamous #infamous if #interactive fiction #iris de luca #maya holland #mine #*24 #lacuna #try to stay on model challenge failed.whatever. also i made him under 5'3 after drawing the outfits bc i wanted to climb on counters in the #bus. that's that REAL manlet representation we need. also its so funny when that drunk guy calls u a fag indirectly. what gave it away #also 7 and dane exes is so funny. dane's like i'm over it tho i'm sad that we're not even friends + im happy you got friends but also.#are you in love with avina.like i don't care but ARE you? you have to tell me even tho i'd never ask. lol. but are you? its FINE if you #are i just wanna know. are they in love with you?do you want them to be. its fine btw.#taking everything in me to not start making yt spotify insta + twitter edits of the infamous peeps.

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redrosefemme · 2 months ago

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Tall femme short butch couples are soo chic everytime I see one I get the urge to wear heels everywhere

#im like 5'3 but im sure theres a 5'1 butch out there for me 🙏🙏🕯🕯#butch bait #lesbian #butchfemme #femme4butch

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bruciemilf · 2 years ago

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Jason: No one fucking understands the pain and the catastrophical volume of grief that comes with being taller than your parents. I can't be picked up anymore

Billy Batson, built like a tank on steroids, adopted by Diana: So you pick them up, coward

#billy: imagine how tired we are #jason todd #billy batson #step siblings with the bat kids #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfam #yes im aware diana is 6'2 and while thats very sexy and talented of her #i much preffer 5'3 diana who's the physical manifestation of destruction on two legs but you cant tell bc shes that puppy coded #text #text post #jason going out of his way to pick bruce up randomly bc billy does it with diana is something that can be so personal

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rosenkranz-does-things · 9 months ago

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shout out to the inhumanly tall dude who was sitting next to me in the subway yesterday. I barely reached up to his shoulder so I couldn't even see his face. being over six feet tall should be illegal I think

#because it's humiliating to short people (me)#but im not even that short. im 5'3 #so he was like. 7 feet tall probably #arrest that man

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fleshdyk3 · 3 months ago

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currently thinking abt the time i posted smth along the lines of "we should do 9/11 again. just keep doing it until nyc is gone" like i cant remember the exact wording but ykwim and this guy i used to be friends with who was i guess trying to find anything wrong with me he could at the time dmed me with a screenshot of the post and was like "are you for real..." like yeah man. yeah i'm going to crash a plane into every building in new york

#IT WAS SO FUNNY LMFAOOOO #this happened a long time ago and i never wanted to say anything bc him and another old friend were like stalking my tumblr for a while #after they dropped me LOL and i didnt want to say anything but. i dont think they are anymore bc 1. got banned twice 2. that would be really #pathetic its been over a year #and also i really dont care abt what they think of me anymore. they were doing some downright evil shit to a friend of a friend recently #also theyre both like skinny 5'3 twinks and im 5'10 fat and a trained boxer. they can come at me if they want 😁#anyways that was just so funny i think abt it every once in a while. like lmfao #rambles

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supersonic1994 · 22 days ago

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