#im 5'3

[canadianno]

My mom called and woke me up earlier than normal today. Why you may ask? We'll, she's running her art class right now and they were completely out of paper towel. So she asked me to bring her some. And I did, but not without running face first directly into my landlord looking like a zombie and stumbling live I've never walked before while holding an entire roll of paper towel and nothing else.

So yeah I'm back home now dying

[lnkedmyheart]

im 5'7

Sorry but you are my mortal enemy now.

[rebellum]

Anyone else also think of their older self as being taller, despite the fact that they've been a full grown adult for years

[grilledpook]

t,,,tall,,,

[visualmemoryunit]

i really wanna get ripped once im healed from top but im afraid ill end up looking like glenn danzig.

[unrepentantweirdo]

My husband and I are like this.

I'm 29, but appear to be around 18 due to genetics and my short height. The most ridiculous thing I've been carded for is spray paint.

Mr. Weirdo is 27, but appears older due to his height and beard. He almost never gets carded for anything, and hasn't since high school.

As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it's hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

[thecoolerares]

I hate that I'm prime bottom height

[bats-in-the-attic]

I'm foaming at the fucking mouth. 6'11" vs 5'4". TELL ME THIS ISNT KÖNIG

[harbingersecho]

finally played thru the infamous if demo and had an excuse to make a goth guy. with Facepaint and a coontail and everything. so here's Dane aka Lacuna of Dead Rat Society

[redrosefemme]

Tall femme short butch couples are soo chic everytime I see one I get the urge to wear heels everywhere

[bruciemilf]

Jason: No one fucking understands the pain and the catastrophical volume of grief that comes with being taller than your parents. I can't be picked up anymore

Billy Batson, built like a tank on steroids, adopted by Diana: So you pick them up, coward

[fleshdyk3]

currently thinking abt the time i posted smth along the lines of "we should do 9/11 again. just keep doing it until nyc is gone" like i cant remember the exact wording but ykwim and this guy i used to be friends with who was i guess trying to find anything wrong with me he could at the time dmed me with a screenshot of the post and was like "are you for real..." like yeah man. yeah i'm going to crash a plane into every building in new york

[fiendishartist2]

2 years post-canon designs anyone?

[dehydrated-turtle]

just thinking about logan eating a ten pack of old fashioned glazed timbits and listening to the tragically hip

[marchsfreakshow]

5'3 but they made him look 4'11

[calamarispiderart]

time to extrapolate to unfounded degrees