#ily shelly

[ratleu]

shes so skibidi I LOVE SHELLY GANG also credit me if u wanna use this silly as a pfp. or something

[anessthetic]

happy new year everyone :]

[hoursofcannibal]

realized today's lesbian day. had to draw the Yuri ever before it hit midnight here

[saturngalore]

she’s so darling to me honestly <3

[kangelbrittle]

SHELLYVISION HEADCANONS!!!!

been gone for a while, sorrryy,,, eueueue.

SHELLY-- -has infact stolen a few of vees hoodies, clothes, etc -plays ipad games on vees tv head -tetris specifically -bakes for vee sometimes -autistic + adhd -infodumps on vee -gives vee every hyperfixation hobby stuff shes moved on from, crocheting, sewing, stamp making -writes vees love letters when shes at work (geologist) -reads wikipedia articles in her freetime -loves reading, makes vee read her bedtime stories -makes vees friendship bracelets, but vee barely wears them because she forgets -influenced by vee from listening to vocaloids (check one of vees headcanons to see who she likes :3) -loves indie produced stuff, books, games, etc. -wears gloves often even when she doesnt need to -gets cold easily -short shorts, collared t shirt combo -definitely unironically watches cowboy movies -watches filipino 80's movies (specfically fpj) -has a slight fear of loud sounds (yes she gets partially scared from dinosaur roars.) -has tried playing shooting games at vees request but has shit aim -has coordination problems -shows off how fast she can spin a pen -has a bunch of washi tapes -loves calligraphy itself -knows a bit from a bunch of languages -loves live action stuff, stage play, etc -played in a choir once, left because her voice got raspy for some reason and she got bored VEE-- -loves rhythm games -definitely knows a few instruments, mainly the piano and violin -sometimes treats shellys infodumps like a bedtime story for afternoon naps -reality show stan -definitely sits infront of the tv like a 50 year old dad -beer enjoyer -knows how to make hella good drinks -has experience as a bartender -hates milky drinks, milk, smoothies, shakes, etc -LOVES greens, a fucking rabbit atp -owns a stickerbook that she shares with shelly -hoarder, has a box filled with shelly and her old stuff -gets mad every time she sees shelly steal one of her clothes -loves kaito and len for some reason, semi forced shelly to listen to some of their songs (yes it includes + boy) -very organized -organizes shellys stuff for her and helps her on throwing-out-old-stuff-day (aka she keeps half the stuff shelly throws in her junk pile) -has a storage room filled with EVERYTHING you'd need in I.T -hates having to watch shellys cowboy movies -secretly prefers being the small spoon -regularly bites shelly to assert dominance -has multiple weighted blankets, which, only shelly uses -had an emo phase, shelly stole one of her pictures from that era -suprisingly SHIT handwriting -shelly once accidentally installed a virus in her while trying to find new games -supports pirating (ykwim) -cosplayer, does matching cosplays with shelly all the time -anime enjoyer -paints shellys nails since she cant paint hers

----- holy FUCK my laptop is tweaking out while making this, i genuinely had to stop midway because my laptop was literally js flashing black and white, some1 send help anyways i love these two.. lesbianism <3

[davy-zeppeli]

Matthew: Boom Boom! Bo-boom! *singing Michelle in his funny Chicken language, doing a little dance on the table*

Michelle: …/sighs and tucks his head under his wing to make him go to sleep/

Michelle: "Man, even the chicken's makin' fun of my name. I'm gonna change it at this rate."

Mike: "D'ya want us to call you Mimi instead?"

Michelle: "Call me Mimi and I'll break all of your fingers."

Gwen: "I like the name, it sounds elegant. And it reminds me of the sea and stuff. Shells."

Michelle: "I'm never changing my name ever."

Matthew: *chicken sounds of disbelief*

[hearts-hunger]

yooooo im just seeing your header for the first time and I can't stop looking at it. It's so beautiful 🥺

omg thank you love!!! this is probably my favorite theme i've ever had. danny with my two favorite colors?? meant to be <3

[kyogroscoliosisperum]

OMGG I'm literally thinking of Helen Distortion just vibing there and Michael is just down there just... being there (might change my mind)

[leobebestevens]

idont know if you saw her so im sending her here

I DIDNT SEE HER I WASNT ACTIVE ALL DAY I ADORE HER THANK YOU

[wintfleur]

SWEET AS SUGAR

` . . ── 𝓹airing luke hughes x female! reader

𝓢. luke comes to ask his pretty neighbor for some sugar . . . but really he just wants to see her ｡｡ 𝓌c 2218 & fluff oneshot 𝓹art 𝓸ne

‹𝟹 this fic is a little birthday gift to my bestie @lesrflms I hope you enjoy it, ily ᵎᵎ

“What should we make tonight, dumplings or tomato soup?” you hummed as you skimmed through your family-made cookbook, eyes raking over the many different recipes before glancing at your cat moose sitting on his personal stool in your kitchen. 

He tilted his head animatedly at you as if he was chastising you for even having to ask, making you chuckle and look back at the cookbook, mumbling to yourself “Tomato soup it is” 

You placed the cookbook on your book stand before picking up your phone to connect your favorite playlist to your speakers, having a habit of having to cook with background noise. You moved around your kitchen smoothly as you started placing the ingredients on your kitchen island, singing along to the wallows song that was playing.  

Before you could start cutting some tomatoes and garlic, you heard a knock at your door, confusing you since you weren't expecting any guests. Maybe it was Mrs. Shelly, your sweet elderly neighbor who always needed help with her electronics. Moose quickly jumps off his stool and runs into the living room to hide; he is not fond of guests. 

You set your knife down on your cutting board and pause your music before walking around your kitchen island and to your front door, unlocking it before you slowly open it. Your eyes widen slightly at the unexpected person standing on the other side.  You leaned against your door with a small welcoming smile “luke?” 

Your eyes settle on the said man who stood in front of you with a shy smile on his lips, wearing a pair of sweatpants and a Michigan University hoodie. Luke's eyes widened slightly, but not in surprise like yours, but in awe. You stood there with a small smile on your lips, clad in a brown sweater, some jeans, and your snoopy cooking apron. He cleared his throat before saying “Uh hi, can I um have some of your sugar — I mean borrow, some sugar” 

“You went down a whole level to ask me for a cup of sugar?” you asked slowly as you took in his question, tilting your head and resting it against your door as you watched him shyly nod. This was the first time you had seen him since last week when you first saw him, you were busy with college while he was busy with hockey – an interesting fact you found out about him during your daily texting sessions. Your eyes furrowed and you were quick to ask “How did you even know my apartment number?” 

“I remember you mentioning I was on top of you —” your eyes widened in humor at his wording while his eyes widened in horror. Luke's hands that were nervously fidgeting in his front hoodie pocket were quick to slip out and shake as he quickly tried to fix his words “My apartment I mean! — not my body — i um”  

“Come in luke” you giggled, cutting him off from his nervous ranting. You took a step back and opened your door wider so he could come in. Luke let out a relieved breath and walked into your apartment, slightly taken aback by the warmth and comfort he felt immediately. You closed the door behind him and walked to your kitchen, to get him a cup of sugar. 

Luke looked around your warm apartment which was a completely different layout than his and Jack's. The kitchen and living room had an open floor plan; he could faintly see a curved doorway trim that led somewhere and a spiral staircase in a corner of the living room that led to the second story. The back wall of the living room was made of brick and had a lot of natural light from the large windows. He noticed a few snoopy collections around the living room. It felt like a home. 

“Here's your sugar” your voice broke him out of him admiring your home, luke looked away from a picture frame you had on a shelf, it looked like a family picture. Luke smiled at you and moved closer to the island to grab the small cute container of sugar “Oh, thanks” 

“So what are you making?” you asked him as you leaned against the island, a curious smile on your lips as you rested your palms on the quartz countertop. Luke tilted his head slightly in confusion and you couldn't help but chuckle at how endearing he looked. You clarified for him with a slow nod “With the sugar..” 

“Oh, umm muffins?” Luke said softly but it came out as more of a question, not confident in his answer. Your eyes light up at his answer, physically perking up at the mention of one of your favorite foods, and honestly, you were a little shocked at the idea of Luke baking muffins, he didn't really give off the impression of knowing how to bake “Oh really what kind?”

Luke internally started to panic as he tried to think of a type of muffin, any other day he would be able to name many different types of muffins, but right there under your gaze, his eyes locked with your pretty ones, had his mind going blank. Luke brought one of his hands up to rub at the back of his nape as he answered unconfidently “Ermm grape” 

“Grape muffins,” you said slowly as you narrowed your eyes at him, he nodded but you could see he was unsure of his answer. And it was all starting to make sense in your head the more you thought about it. You folded your hands in front of you, tilting your head slightly “You didn't actually need the sugar did you?” 

Luke blushed in slight embarrassment from being caught in his lie, dropping his hand from his nape to also lean forward against your kitchen island. Giving you a bashful smile as he quickly confessed “No . . . i just — wanted to see you” 

Your eyes widened at his unexpectedly sweet confession,  you did not expect him to be so forward. Luke was worried that him being forward made you uncomfortable, but really you were just too flustered to know what to say next. In truth, you also really wanted to see him, but your busy schedule just wasn't allowing that. Those nightly texting sessions had quickly become your favorite part of your day. 

“Do you want to stay for dinner?” you surprised the both of you with the sudden request, you smiled at him as you looked up at him through your eyelashes, you weren't ready for him to leave. Deep inside there was a small part of you that worried about the fact of you enjoying his presence so much, but you were quick to ignore it and push it down, instead focusing on the happy smile Luke had on his face. 

“I’d love to, let me just let jack know i won't be home” luke pulled his phone out of his back pocket to text his older brother, ignoring the way his hands trembled. You smiled and nodded, letting him text his brother while you moved to your pantry, opening it and grabbing one of the few aprons you had hanging inside. Luke slipped his phone back into his pocket, ignoring the several texts from Jack asking who he was with, claiming that Luke's answer ‘dinner with a friend’ wasn't good enough because he had no friends besides him and their teammates. 

Luke watched as you approached him with a smile, holding the apron out. He hesitantly grabbed it from your hands, asking slowly “uh what's that” 

“Your apron silly” you laughed, Luke didn't question you anymore, slipping it on over his hoodie, a warm feeling spreading across his chest when he noticed it matched yours. You noticed that he was struggling to tie it behind his back so you were quick to walk around the kitchen island to help him “Here let me help” 

“Just so you know, i'm not experienced in the kitchen” Luke mumbled with a bashful smile, following you to stand by your side at the island once you finished tying his apron for him. You hummed in understanding, sending him a teasing smile “Don't worry, i'll teach you all my secrets” 

“I’m looking forward to it” luke smiled, his tone came out more flirty than he expected, but thankfully you didn't seem to care. You just giggled and dried off your hands after you washed them. Luke moved to stand in front of your sink, washing his hands, and smiling at the cute soap dispenser you had. After washing his hands, he dried them off and turned to look at you, watching as you pulled out another cutting board “What's on the menu chef?” 

“soupe à la tomate” you answered in your mother tongue, placing the tomatoes on the cutting boards. 

“tomato soup?” he guessed with an unsure smile, trying to ignore the funny feeling in his stomach at how attractive you sounded speaking French. Well to be fair, anything you did, he was sure it would be attractive to him. You smiled and handed him a knife “très bon” 

“I fear that's past my very low level of French”  he chuckled as he watched you move closer to him, his breath hitching when you placed your soft hands over his, showing him how he should properly hold the knife and cut the tomato. You giggled as you translated your last sentence for him “Very good” 

“Have you ever been to a game?” luke asked, turning his head to look at you, taking in your side profile that was illuminated by the oven light. The two of you were sitting on the floor in front of your oven, leaning back against the island as you waited for the right time to take out the homemade garlic cheese bread. 

The two of you had finished making the tomato soup not too long ago, letting it cool down on the stove while you made sure the bread didn't burn. Luke never really was a fan of cooking, but being by your side, getting to know you better, and sharing the kitchen with you was something he hoped would happen again . . . very soon. 

“I've been once, my friend ethan is a really big fan” you answer with a small smile as you look back at the memory, you turn to look at him, giving him a bashful smile as you confess “honestly i don't understand the game, i just cheer when he does” 

“I can teach you!” Luke eagerly says with a grin, his mind exploding with thoughts of you watching the game, a confused but cute look on your face as you tried to understand. But one thought stuck longer and made his heart beat faster, you at his game, cheering for him and wearing his jersey. He blushes and says a lot softer “If you want of course” 

“I’d like that, i mean it's the least i could do after bossing you around my kitchen for the past half hour” You gave him a teasing smile, you honestly looked forward to the idea of him teaching you about the sport he loves so much. Luke chuckles and shakes his head softly, fidgeting with the fabric of his pants as he replies “I enjoyed it, i wouldn't mind doing it again” 

“I'll keep that in mind” you hummed with a small nod, tearing your eyes away from him to look back at the oven, your mouth watering at the sight. The kitchen was filled with comfortable silence for a few moments. You smile and softly bump your shoulder into his arm, teasing him “Maybe next time we can make those grape muffins you were so excited to make” 

Luke scrunches his nose in distaste at the mention of grape muffins before he breaks out into a fit of laughter, you were quick to join him. Your eyes take in his side profile and how cute he looked when he laughed. You really liked the sound of it. He tilted his head back against the island, letting out a happy sigh as he caught his breath from laughing before tilting his head to lock eyes with you “I have a feeling you're never going to let me live that down” 

“Sorry Hughes but you're stuck with me” Your lips curved into a teasing smile, not aware of how heavy your words really meant to him. Luke’s eyes softened and quickly dropped down to your lips, his eyes tracing the pretty curve of your lips before locking eyes with you once again, giving you a charming smile “No complaints here” 

Your breath hitched at the unwavering eye contact, the strong gazes made you feel like you were in a spell, like you wanted to lean into his touch. A feeling you have never felt before. Neither of you wanted to look away, and neither of you knew what to say next. You couldn't help but feel extremely flustered under his eyes and the words he oh so sweetly said to you. Did he know how he made you feel? Was it obvious? Your thoughts were running in your mind like wildfire, only being saved from them by the obnoxious ding! from the oven. 

The bread was ready. 

𝓻oro’s note. YAY A PART 2 ☺️ so I made this as a reader insert but this and part one are technically the first two fics in my lukey au, the ‘reader’ is my oc iris!! I tried to make the two fics as reader friendly as I can . . . besides the fact that i mentioned it once that she’s French! I hope you enjoy it, the au m.list along with iris’s profile should be posted soon so keep a look out 🤍

au m.list ╱ m.list

˖ ་ taglist : @winterbarnesblog @toasttt11 @cixrosie @lovings4turn

©️WINTFLEUR ; you can't copy, translate, reproduce, repost my fic, use my plot or layout.

[thyknife]

7, 16, 23 please!

7. What color dominates your closet?

Black, grey, white

16. Describe your favorite hoodie. How long have you had it? What makes it unique?

I have a super oversized dark grey Carhartt zip up hoodie that I wear constantly. So much that the cuffs are starting to fray. I’ve had it for about 4 years. There is not really anything unique about it, it’s just cozy as hell.

23. Which songs do you sing in the shower?

Shower time is quiet time for me ❤️

[nwjn-z]

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south park headcanons

⎯⎯⎯ ☆

-cartman calls kyle “fire crotch” (to whoever gets that reference ily)

-clyde is a crybaby. he cries over everything

-ike has a crush on elsa

-kevin and shelly are friends

-kyle is a competitive kahoot player. he even cried over it once

-jimbo takes shelly to shooting ranges (jimbo best uncle)

-liane has “live laugh love” stuff all over the house

-cartman and kenny are ipad kids

-wendy is the tallest girl in the class

-ike loves spider-man

-cartman likes frogs

-stephan is short. that’s it. that’s the headcanon

-bebe “paints” her and all the girls’ nails with sharpies

-butters is a gossiper and always knows what rumours there are

-randy is banned from Applebees

-when sharon was shellys age she acted and talked the exact same way

-kenny is a blue suit wearer

-kyle doesn’t like olives or tomatoes, but stan loves them

-sheila is a scrapbooker

-the main 4 play minecraft and roblox together

[melodicaprils]

Opinion on shelly

so goated ily shelly its ok no 1 remembers u i do <3

[aspenartzz]

☆ UPDATED INTRO! 🍓🍹☆

haiihauiaii!!1!1 you most liikely have not seen me on here,, but whether you know me or not, iim rusty!! you can also call me twiix (twix) if you'd liike!!

ii go by he/they/iit pronouns, and ii am pansexual, transmasc, demiiboy, aceflux, and poly!!!

iim a huge

Huge

HUGE

fan of dandys world, squiid game, madoka magiica, soniic, strawberry shortcake, my liittle pony, and SO MANY OTHER COOL THIINGIIEZ <333

I'm taken by the 2 best apple cookies in

THE WORLD!!1!1

(ILY BOTH SMSMMSM @clovestarzz @er-0z ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷)

i am also a yume/selfshipper!1!1! the characters i selfship with the most are Sprout Seedly (DW), Astro Novalite (DW), The Salesman/Recruiter (SG), Player 120 (SG), AND MANY MOREE X3

I also have TONS AND TONS of favorite characters!11! My favorite characters from my interests are :: Sprout Seedly, Astro Novalite, Vee Version 1, Shelly (I FORGOT HER LAST NAME </3), Gigi, Cosmo, Ginger, Connie, The Salesman, Player 120, The Frontman, Kang Sae Byeok, Mami Tomoe, Bebe/Nagisa/Charlotte, Homura Akemi, Madoka, Shadow The Hedgehog, Sonic The Hedgehog, Silver The Hedgehog, Jet The Hawk, Rouge The Bat, Knuckles The Echidna, Miles "Tails" Prower, literally almost every sonic character minus a select few LMAO, Orange Blossom, Fluttershy, Rarity, Apple Jack, DJ Pon-3/VinylScratch, Lyra Heartstrings, Princess Luna, AND MANY MORE <333

"Run my hands through his short black hair, I love you Harvey, I don't care."

anywayz yah!! thts mostly it for neow,, i typically post art, i occasionally post random ahh thoughts + sometimes vents/rants, and even lovemail!!! i hope we can be good friends!1!1!

ALSO PLEASE SEND ME ASKS!1!1! I LUV ANSWERING QUESTIONZ N SILLY THINGIES

reblogs are appreciated!1!1! :3

[fymo-blogs]

Warning for gore, body horror, liminal spaces, and fast gifs below cut!

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Twisted Shelly stimboard

Event: @dreveel 500 Event Day 13

Themes: Dinosaurs, liminal spaces, ribs/bones

Note: Ily Astro but your twisted sucks booty cheeks

Song:

[pinkrifle]

HEY, I loved your post about being Kyle's big sister, could I ask for one with Kenny , Karen and Kevin?? I just want to hug those kids and take care of them 😓😓🩷🩷

OF COURS!! i love them too don’t even WORRRYY 🫶

n i’m so happi i’m finally getting requests LETS GOOOO

anywya!!

— being kenny, karen and kevin’s big sister!!

despite kevin’s relentless protests that he wants to fight his parents if they get too loud for karen and kenny, you always put those 3 in a seperate room and deal with carol and stuart yourself!!!

sometimes your friends give you money,, n you spend it on things you know your siblings would like!! karen: coloring books/stuffies, kenny: secretly likes stuffies aswell/accessories for his mysterion or princess kenny costume, kevin: sports related things/those flavored water pack things

and when carol/stuart give allowances, you always split yours with the 4 of you!! kevin’s always the happiest he gets more money.

always keeping an eye on kevin to make sure he’s not doing drugs or drinking alc, trying to rehabilitate him and or calm his addiction down.

you know that kenny dies a bunch, and always remind yourself of it, but can’t bring yourself to not cry when kenny dies infront of you. like BAWLL

during thunderstorms you always huddle your siblings into a blankie with yourself even tho they say their big kids and don’t need your cuddles!!

always babying kevin, and he gets upset because he’s supposed to be the oldest 🤭 but your little brother is too cute!!

for my kevlly ppl… when kevin brings shelly home you fangirl!! teasingl bringing them roses and candles and such, as they just BEGGG for you to go away..

keeping an eye on kenny when he’s hanging around with his friends,and if cartman dares to say anything about your financial situation you’d verbally beat his ahh 🫶

once again, the main 4 fight for your acceptance/you liking them, and you love all of them the same!! well cartman a little less.

always buying the weirdest shit for them and they jokingly hate you for it,,,,

cleaning kenny’s room and finding his playboys results in a strange look from you to kenny, but putting it back and saving the cleaning for another day

you and kevin always used to fight when u were kids, but you baby and cuddle him all the time now even if everyone thinks it’s cringe ❤️

always carrying karen bridal style and doing dramatic plays with kenny as princess kenny, you as a queen, karen as another princess and kevin is a knight, kevin loves it sm but attempts to act like he hates it

always helping kevin when his braces hurt his teeth and he ends up sobbing, ruffling his hair and feeding ice or popsicles into his mouth!!

occasionally getting fast food once a month for your siblings, trying to hide it from your parents. (they wonder where all your allowance is going,,,)

sorry this is kinda short!! i’m working on chubby mysterion x reader hcs rn 🫶 I LOVE THE MCCORMICK SIBLNGS ANON ILY