#ily shelly

[ratleu]

shes so skibidi I LOVE SHELLY GANG also credit me if u wanna use this silly as a pfp. or something

[anessthetic]

happy new year everyone :]

[hoursofcannibal]

realized today's lesbian day. had to draw the Yuri ever before it hit midnight here

[saturngalore]

she’s so darling to me honestly <3

[davy-zeppeli]

Matthew: Boom Boom! Bo-boom! *singing Michelle in his funny Chicken language, doing a little dance on the table*

Michelle: …/sighs and tucks his head under his wing to make him go to sleep/

Michelle: "Man, even the chicken's makin' fun of my name. I'm gonna change it at this rate."

Mike: "D'ya want us to call you Mimi instead?"

Michelle: "Call me Mimi and I'll break all of your fingers."

Gwen: "I like the name, it sounds elegant. And it reminds me of the sea and stuff. Shells."

Michelle: "I'm never changing my name ever."

Matthew: *chicken sounds of disbelief*

[hearts-hunger]

yooooo im just seeing your header for the first time and I can't stop looking at it. It's so beautiful 🥺

omg thank you love!!! this is probably my favorite theme i've ever had. danny with my two favorite colors?? meant to be <3

[kyogroscoliosisperum]

OMGG I'm literally thinking of Helen Distortion just vibing there and Michael is just down there just... being there (might change my mind)

[leobebestevens]

idont know if you saw her so im sending her here

I DIDNT SEE HER I WASNT ACTIVE ALL DAY I ADORE HER THANK YOU

[thyknife]

7, 16, 23 please!

7. What color dominates your closet?

Black, grey, white

16. Describe your favorite hoodie. How long have you had it? What makes it unique?

I have a super oversized dark grey Carhartt zip up hoodie that I wear constantly. So much that the cuffs are starting to fray. I’ve had it for about 4 years. There is not really anything unique about it, it’s just cozy as hell.

23. Which songs do you sing in the shower?

Shower time is quiet time for me ❤️

[drinkin-cherryschnapps]

helen richardson you are soooooooo sexy micheal shelly you are soooooooo sexy gerry keay you are soooooo sexy mike crew you are soooooo sexy agnes montague you are sooooooooo sexy jude perry you are soooooo sexy melanie king you are sooooooo sexy jon sims you are sooooooo sexy martin blackwood you are soooooooooo sexy anabelle cane you are sooooooo sexy elias bouchard… nikola orsinov you are soooooo sexy tim stoker you are sooooooo sexy breekon & hope ily basira hussain you are soooooooo sexy death dream guy you are soooo sexy georgie barker you are soooooo sexy jane prentiss you are sooooooo sexy sasha james you are sooooooo sexy not!sasha james you are sooooo sexy

[nwjn-z]

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south park headcanons

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-cartman calls kyle “fire crotch” (to whoever gets that reference ily)

-clyde is a crybaby. he cries over everything

-ike has a crush on elsa

-kevin and shelly are friends

-kyle is a competitive kahoot player. he even cried over it once

-jimbo takes shelly to shooting ranges (jimbo best uncle)

-liane has “live laugh love” stuff all over the house

-cartman and kenny are ipad kids

-wendy is the tallest girl in the class

-ike loves spider-man

-cartman likes frogs

-stephan is short. that’s it. that’s the headcanon

-bebe “paints” her and all the girls’ nails with sharpies

-butters is a gossiper and always knows what rumours there are

-randy is banned from Applebees

-when sharon was shellys age she acted and talked the exact same way

-kenny is a blue suit wearer

-kyle doesn’t like olives or tomatoes, but stan loves them

-sheila is a scrapbooker

-the main 4 play minecraft and roblox together

[melodicaprils]

Opinion on shelly

so goated ily shelly its ok no 1 remembers u i do <3

[pinkrifle]

HEY, I loved your post about being Kyle's big sister, could I ask for one with Kenny , Karen and Kevin?? I just want to hug those kids and take care of them 😓😓🩷🩷

OF COURS!! i love them too don’t even WORRRYY 🫶

n i’m so happi i’m finally getting requests LETS GOOOO

anywya!!

— being kenny, karen and kevin’s big sister!!

despite kevin’s relentless protests that he wants to fight his parents if they get too loud for karen and kenny, you always put those 3 in a seperate room and deal with carol and stuart yourself!!!

sometimes your friends give you money,, n you spend it on things you know your siblings would like!! karen: coloring books/stuffies, kenny: secretly likes stuffies aswell/accessories for his mysterion or princess kenny costume, kevin: sports related things/those flavored water pack things

and when carol/stuart give allowances, you always split yours with the 4 of you!! kevin’s always the happiest he gets more money.

always keeping an eye on kevin to make sure he’s not doing drugs or drinking alc, trying to rehabilitate him and or calm his addiction down.

you know that kenny dies a bunch, and always remind yourself of it, but can’t bring yourself to not cry when kenny dies infront of you. like BAWLL

during thunderstorms you always huddle your siblings into a blankie with yourself even tho they say their big kids and don’t need your cuddles!!

always babying kevin, and he gets upset because he’s supposed to be the oldest 🤭 but your little brother is too cute!!

for my kevlly ppl… when kevin brings shelly home you fangirl!! teasingl bringing them roses and candles and such, as they just BEGGG for you to go away..

keeping an eye on kenny when he’s hanging around with his friends,and if cartman dares to say anything about your financial situation you’d verbally beat his ahh 🫶

once again, the main 4 fight for your acceptance/you liking them, and you love all of them the same!! well cartman a little less.

always buying the weirdest shit for them and they jokingly hate you for it,,,,

cleaning kenny’s room and finding his playboys results in a strange look from you to kenny, but putting it back and saving the cleaning for another day

you and kevin always used to fight when u were kids, but you baby and cuddle him all the time now even if everyone thinks it’s cringe ❤️

always carrying karen bridal style and doing dramatic plays with kenny as princess kenny, you as a queen, karen as another princess and kevin is a knight, kevin loves it sm but attempts to act like he hates it

always helping kevin when his braces hurt his teeth and he ends up sobbing, ruffling his hair and feeding ice or popsicles into his mouth!!

occasionally getting fast food once a month for your siblings, trying to hide it from your parents. (they wonder where all your allowance is going,,,)

sorry this is kinda short!! i’m working on chubby mysterion x reader hcs rn 🫶 I LOVE THE MCCORMICK SIBLNGS ANON ILY

[fymo-blogs]

Warning for gore, body horror, liminal spaces, and fast gifs below cut!

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Twisted Shelly stimboard

Event: @dreveel 500 Event Day 13

Themes: Dinosaurs, liminal spaces, ribs/bones

Note: Ily Astro but your twisted sucks booty cheeks

Song:

[butchdarling]

review of every book I read this year btw

The Left Hand of Darkness Ursula K Le Guin

Probably one of my favorite books I've ever read if not my most favorite. The concept of a human ambassador on an alien planet is really good on its own and Le Guin executes it brilliantly. Really compelling world building and such good atmosphere (probably helped by the fact that I read part of it in January during a power outage lol). I also really liked the author's intro on this; it shaped the way I've looked at sci fi media since I've read it.

Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie

I feel like I was missing some of the historical context to really understand a lot of the symbolism in this one, but the prose and storytelling was strong enough on its own to keep me engaged. I think I would enjoy this one more if I read it as part of a class or book club.

Maurice by EM Forster

Demian by Herman Hessie

Could have benefitted from being just a little bit longer and exploring some of its ideas a little more in depth but also I do love a shorter book and everything it does discuss is really well done.

Shout out to gay people escaping the narrative got to be one of my favorite endings 👍

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly

The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

Haunted houses and mentally ill women what more do you need. Couldn't put this one down I love the way the horror creeps in until it's suffocating.

I know it's a classic and everyone already knows this but damn what a good book. I knew a lot of the story going in but reading it myself was still a rewarding experience. I like how you can very easily trace all of Frankenstein's choices back to a fundamental fear of and unwillingness to face anything truly bad

Howls Moving Castle by Diana Wynn Jones

Honestly I kinda lost interest in this one about halfway through and idk if it's my fault for not really paying attention of the book's fault for not being interesting. I did like the ending though.

The Iliad

This was part of my Hades (video game) phase. I don't really have much interesting to say about it, but my favorite part was when Hektor visits his wife and she tells him she's scared of him dying and leaving her alone but he tells her it will be okay because it he dies in battle it will be okay because it will bring them both glory. And then he turns to pick up his son who starts crying at the site of Hektor in his armor and helmet. It's not an important scene by any means but the potency of the symbolism stuck with me.

All Systems Red and Artificial Condition by Martha Wells

These were really fun ily forever Murderbot <3. Murderbot really is the heart of these books and is a deeply charming character, at least to me. I feel like it's very easy in sci fi to either make AI a pure evil villain or basically human so it's refreshing to see a more nuanced take. I really want to read the rest of this series at some point.

The Time Machine by HG Wells

I liked the beginning (mostly the explanation of time travel and the fourth dimension) and the end (the Time Traveler going to the end of time was really cool) and I like the stuff in the middle conceptually but I think the execution was kinda boring. Another one I think that would be more interesting when discussed with other people who read it.

Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut

I feel like I would enjoy this one more if I read it again and took notes. I enjoyed it on a surface level but I feel like I missed a lot of the deeper themes. Loved the interpretation of time as a concept though.

The Traitor Baru Cormorant by Seth Dickinson

Reading this one rn so I haven't finished this one yet but I'm enjoying it so far. I got a little apprehensive when on of the reviews on the back compared it to doom, but so far it hasn't been too dense, if anything something about the style and narration is actually very comprehensive (at least for me). You might be able to make the argument that the presentation of colonialism and imperialism is a bit heavy handed, but I think it works for what it is, especially in the first couple chapters where it helps establish the world.

[prommytheus]

top 5 hades characters?

mwahahahahhahahahah.,,,,

1: Zagreus! hes the ultimate guy! hes a fishing bro. hes bisexual, he kills his dad for a living, he’s british, he loves his dog, he fucked death, the king of athens calls him slurs, he’s so polite it stopped a war, he collects plushies, hes a shoplifter, he loves interior decoration, he died in his mother’s arms 10 times, he started a cult by accident, his grandmother calls him little sprout, and i have a crush on him

2: Persephone! CRYING OVER HER LEITMOTIF. she greets the dog before she greets her ex husband. i love whenever she says anything, her voice is so wonderful. she’s also holding both The House and Olympus together singlehandedly. also her son died in her arms 10 times and she’s friends with both Charon and his mom.

3: Dusa! shes my best friend for all eternity for real. she’s perfect. her voice and her design and her summon are all amazing, and her dynamic with Zagreus and Megaera makes me wanna sob i love them. she’s also transgender so she gets extra points.

4: Achilles! HE’S SO KIND AND SAD AND THE CODEX ENTRIES ARE ALL SO GOOD THANK YOU ACHILLES,,, his entry for himself and Pat make me sob and all the fish entries and the onion entry are hysterical. he’s also so calming?? talking with him is a healing experience. Fear is for the weak 🥲

5: Hermes! once again, his voice is wonderful. his design is baller and his dialogue is all gold. and thank you supergiant for the data transfer art. he’s lovely and i wish he wasn’t in stealth mode so that we would get duo dialogue with the other olympians. also in terms of just gameplay his boons are KING SHIT. also he had a pet turtle named Shelly does it get better than this.

honorable mentions include Nyx and her sons. bitch how do you make characters that good.. and the fables are all so sweet. mother night ily and your ability to admit your flaws and poor decisions :)) also alecto. girlboss supreme