#ily old man yaoi

[dannyawesome65]

[cartodarko]

if alternate universes are canon they are canon to me

[nutler--kleinja]

IM CRYING

FUKUZAWA LOOKS SO DEVASTATED IN THE NEW CHAPTER

HE LOOKS SO SAD THAT FUKUCHI DIDNT GET WHAT HE WANT

ASAGIRI PLEASE LET MY MAN REST

GIVE MY MAN FUKUZAWA A REST

[cryingforcrocodiles]

i missed seeing ur posts im glad ur back 🙂‍↕️💜

theooooo 🥰 happy 2 be back and im so happy to see YOU 🙂‍↕️💚

[milfhandholder]

Some people do not understand hyperbole and I wish that they would not make it my problem 🫶

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Threatening me with a lack of Style Carry™️ is actually diabolical lmaooo

[majorasnightmare]

like. i COULD go into the kohgan dynamic here. but aside from kohgas meta (which imo is fairly consistent with his in game characterization and mostly a More Serious examination of him), the ganondorf half of that dynamic is rooted almost entirely on the core assumptions forming the foundation of his au interpretation. and its SO fun because its two bitches Getting Worse but who will that appeal to besides me.

[lordofthesillystraws]

would love if there was more osokun attention and for the side charas too, a lot of discord servers are really intolerant to kun fans from what i heard?? and then you have prshp or cringe culture type people that stan kun and use it to power trip on other fans, much unpleasantness. i think there were 1 or 2 dekapan and dayon fans in early san fandom? and some hatabitas but yeah outside of shipping it was so hard.

ooh hi there! not sure what youre talking about with the servers but theres def some underserving when it comes to these characters and osokun in general, not that im an expert on them or even remotely the biggest fan of them, but i do appreciate them quite a bit. i think ososan kinda dug its own grave with the older dudes like dekapan and dayon (dekapan man being... a horrific example.) i havent been here very long but i have noticed that theres not much being said about these silly guys n i need this to be corrected (not forced or anything just. yknow.) i think its worse when ososan barely even mentions osokun, and im wondering if thats a legal thing or they just dont want to talk about it for reasons i cant wrap my head around. idk if i was writing a spinoff of a wildly popular comedy series thats been around for decades id for sure be making references left and right.

[noxx-33i]

Oh my god its hyperlasers birthday.??.? I gotta draw the birthday boy!!!!

Also march babies rise up☝️☝️

[victor-the-vampire]

BABE WAKE UP, POOKIE DREW TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI AND BIBLICALLY ACCURATE HUMAN BILL CIPHER ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

quick sketch bc they r the epitome of toxic old man yaoi

[zolpidem105]

Hiiiiii so I'm in the market for a poolverine or loganpool server of a reasonable size, preferably 18+ (and, ideally, extremely flexible on fic safety/sanity). Thought I'd shoot my shot in this tag. Please take a look at my CV below. Danke 🥹🫶

Curriculum vitae:

- draw (see attached above)

- write (but not for deadpool/marvel) (yet)

- highly skilled lurker (I'm busy and don't rly have time to yap)

- ok w/ like everything ^_^ 👍

- bring a valuable minority perspective as a bad-end + MCD + emotional-tragedy + deconstruction-of-ship shipfic enjoyer

- I'm a decent home cook too I guess

🥹 U up? ILY. We could stop being perfect strangers and old man yaoi together-ish. HMU. 🤙

[misc-obeyme]

i'm aware the requests are closed so don't feel pressured or anything but your "my desire to write sololuci smut" tag awoke something within me. solomon getting punished by lucifer for being annoying... solomon subbing for lucifer in exchange for a pact... solomon noticing lucifer's stress and helps him out... old man yaoi now and forever...

NSFW MDNI

(nothing too explicit but obviously much discussion of smut so)

ANON PLEASE. I love old man yaoi so much 😭

Ah yes I left that tag on the art of Solomon in shibari because HELLO. How could that not inspire smut scenarios, you know what I mean??

I still can't believe they paired these two up for the April Fool's thing, like I know you're saying they're gonna fight each other, but you can't stop me from imagining it full of the sexual tension we all know would be there!

Right, anyway...

Lucifer is an interesting character when it comes to sexy times. He certainly enjoys punishment in a non sexy kind of way lol.

But Solomon is such a silly guy, like I really think he'd just find it funny. He does stuff on purpose to get Lucifer to punish him because he thinks it's amusing. Lucifer would get soooo frustrated.

Now subbing for a pact is interesting because I personally headcanon both of them as switches. So now I'm just imagining Solomon subbing for Lucifer, securing the pact, and then they switch roles. Because now Solomon can actually command Lucifer through the pact, you know? And Lucifer wants to sub so bad, he just wouldn't be able to admit it at first. Well, that's just my opinion anyway lol.

Okay and now the stress situation is interesting too!! Because Lucifer has a problem with being a workaholic and I just know Solomon would pick up on it in a way others might not. Cue him cornering Luci at RAD in an empty classroom so he can use his mouth to relieve some of that pent up stress~ Lucifer protests but in the end he gives in and comes completely undone. They exit the room with Lucifer blushing but looking more relaxed and Solomon's hair sticking up all over the place because Luci couldn't keep his hands out of it.

AUGH. You guys have GOT to stop feeding this brain rot (and by you guys I mean anons and certain mutuals who know who they are lol ily) (and also by stop I mean keep going). I am completely on the solulu train now and I won't be free until I write some legit fics about them. Prepare yourselves because at this point I can guarantee it's gonna happen.

[bornwholocker]

Ok people wanted to hear my thoughts about Phoenix wright characterisation and I am very down!!! So here take this

Just a fair warning, I know a lot of people haven’t played the aj trilogy, I’m gonna talk about spoilers for aa4 in this

Mainly I just hate when people make Phoenix stupid. He’s a lawyer, he passed the BAR EXAM, he’s not some oblivious little stuttering twink. It especially pisses me off when people act like he relies soo much on his bluffing. Yeah he bluffs, but he knows they’ll stick because most of the time he’s figured it out, he just doesn’t quite know how to get there. He’s smart about it. And he’s not always bluffing! Most of the time he knows what to present! It’s just when it gets to peak ace attorney trial insanity that he has to try his luck. Also, he tells people to die in his mind guys lmao. He’s not outwardly mean, but also he’s not some innocent little uwu smol cinnamon roll.

In a similar vein, and I’ve only started noticing this recently cus I’ve been reading a lot of college au’s, but people write Feenie like he’s a damn toddler. He’s an 18(?) year old man studying for a law degree. Yeah he’s gonna be a bit immature, but he’s not some bumbling idiot who just smiles all the time. I sort of get it because we didn’t get a lot of time with him but STILL! He acts stupid during the trial yeah, in no small part cus dahlia/iris(I’m sorry iris ily) had been manipulating him and he couldn’t believe she would try to hurt him. Which is a little dumb! But also understandable for an 18 year old who’s just been told his girlfriend was trying to kill him/frame him for murder!!! And after the trial when he’s talking to Mia, he gets serious. For most of the trial he is a little bit of a Larry, but the end shows that he’s not an idiot!!

AND THIS ONE PISSES ME OFF THE MOST, and it also involves mischaracterisation of Kristoph. So many people who write krisnix, which I’m all for tbh love some toxic old man yaoi, write it like Kristoph was an evil manipulative abuser and Phoenix was some oblivious smitten victim. Guys. In like one of the first cases of aa4 I’m pretty sure, Phoenix talks about how he knew who Kristoph was and what he did, he only kept him around for so long to get proof. Again, he’s not oblivious!! Plus, he was manipulated by Dahlia in a pretty similar way to Kristoph(which is something else I could talk about forever), so he knew what to look for. And yes, Kristoph was a piece of shit, but he wasn’t obvious about it. That’s how he got so many people to trust and believe him, he’s charismatic and he knows how to make people like him. And only once they do does he start his bs.

Granted, Phoenix is a little hard to get right, especially because originally Shu Takumi designed him as a sort of self-insert for the player, with his thoughts being based on Takumi’s own thoughts about the trials. But a lot of people just take a single trait and run with it and it annoys me so bad anyway I hope u enjoyed

@chateauu

[woaaahh-itz-caam]

Please ramble more about DarkChocolate!!!!

I need sustenance

GRHSHSGNAHANAHSNSHSJSH HEYYYY HIIII YES YES OF COURSE!!!! YOUR WISH IS MY COMAND I LOOOOOVEEE THEM HEHEHE

GONNA DUMP SOME HEADCANONS AGAIN CUZ WHY TF NOT!!!

I dont think either of them actually COMMUNICATE the fact that they love each other- LIKE I MEAN for outsiders they don’t even look like they’re dating bcuz of how dry these bitches are yk!! No ilys before going to work or nothing!!! I’m convinced they both prefer to show their love through actions rather than constant reassurance!! 

Error’s love language is def gift giving (crocheting stuff, making dolls, stealing random stuff, yk the usual) and Nm’s is def acts of service :3 (checking in constantly, always stocking up on people’s favorite foods/snacks, cleaning up after his blorbos, ect)

Error is constantly making fun of Nightmare for writing in cursive, sorry chat i dont make the rules

OH AND THAT REMINDS ME THEY SOOOOOO BULLY EACH OTHER SOOOO DAMN MUCH!! 

Nm constantly bullies abt his TERRIBLE eyesight!! MY BROTHER IN CHRIST HOW R U FIGHTING N DODGING U ARE LEGALLY BLIND HELLO

THIS TOO TIES ALONG WITH THE FACT THEY DONT REALLY ACT LIKE A COUPLE WHEN THEYRE IN PUBLIC!!! Like what i mean is ur 100% gonna see them yelling and screaming at each other for some random ass shit like taking too long to pick an ice cream flavor but 2 seconds later ur gonna see them huddling up and eating their stupid ass ice scream like an old married couple

YES THEY R SOOOO OLD MEN YAOI!!! IM TALKING BOTH OF THEM ROTTING IN BED WITH A THOUSAND BLANKETS, WHILE NM READS THE PAPER OR BOOK AND ERROR KNITS!!! THEY R GRANDPAS IM SORRY

The first few times Error started visiting the castle THE MAN WAS ACTING LIKE A FUCKING RABID DOG— he did NOT like the concept of WALLS (safe to say a LOT of walls got gaster blastered)

AAAND on the topic of Error’s firts visits to the castle!! Nm used to constantly get jumpscared by Error hanging out in the most random places imaginable!! On top of the fridge? He’s there! In random hallways inside the library? Comfy! Perched up in a hammock on the ceiling of the living room? Yes sir!! Nm doesn’t get jumpy abt it since he just kinda got used to it but the other residents of the castle are NOT happy about Error’s extremely odd chilling spots

I luv y’all for letting me yap abt my blorbos,, thank u for this opportunity wowwww!!! Also no doodle this time i didnt know what to draw lmaoooo :3

ANYWAYS BYEEEEE!! ^^

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

HI SYLV ILY /P 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 erhmmmmmmm. Favorite ship?

/ / HIIII ODIE🫶🫶🫶

[ You decide to mimic your friends QnA for a bit, since they DID inspire you. You let your friend know that you're a multishipper and don't think about ships too often, as much as you joke about the old man yaoi. ]

[ You've always had a particular soft spot for pitch/pale SolKat. Lately, you've been sucked into JakeHal hell thanks to a certain accounts au. You have no idea what those three have going on but it is fascinating. ]

[ As a bonus, you've recently got super into PepsiSprite thanks to bdhs. You're always thinking about these dorks. ]

[airlocksandaviaries]

ik you like stony but are you a fan of any other marvel ships? how do you feel about sambucky? just curious:)

AAA MY FRIEND I AM SOOO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!

I absolutely LOVE Sambucky. It's perhaps one of my favorite marvel ships (aside from the obvious). They're such grumpy husbands and I love them. I always reblog sambucky art because theyre too fucking cute.

As for other Marvel ships, I do have them. Big fan of Peggy x Nat from What If, Agent Carter Universe (I've actually written fic for them I just don't think I've published it), and Peggy x Angela from the Agent Carter Series (if you've seen that series ily). Also I'm a huge sucker for Carol Danvers x Maria Rambeau, AUGh i love them so much. Carol Danvers is my second favorite Marvel character aside from Tony and Steve (i consider them a unit sometimes).

OH YEAH ALSO, my good friend @assignmentimprobable is a big fan of Bruce x Thor and opened my eyes to how cute they are and while I don't normally directly write about them, they're always gonna be in the background of my Stony universe/fics because I love them.

But that was just MCU. As for Spiderverse, I'm a huge Gwen x Miles truther. They're my KIDS!!! I want to see them HAPPY!!! And they're just too damn cute together. Awkward teenagers who are both superheroes who are just happy to be with each other. If Gwiles isn't endgame in the next Spiderverse installment, I'm throwing rocks.

In terms of the AVENGERS ASSEMBLE universe (my favorite show of all time because of how gay Stony is in it), I must admit I ship Clint Barton x Scott Lang (IF YOU SAW THE SHOW YOUD UNDERSTAND).

And as for X-Men... I've been a Cherik shipper since I saw the OG movies. Which should come as no surprise, they're very Stony coded. I love both flavors, the old man yaoi married couple and toxic first divorce mcavoy&fassy. I'm also a huge fan of the Deadpool & Wolverine movie and I love Wadelogan. I also have an oc x canon ship for that universe which is my original character, Kris Corey x Laura Kinney. Massive 2-part fanfic coming out of them soon, although I'm well aware no one cares (except Stevie. Shoutout Stevie).

And in the X-Men 97 universe I must say I love Wolverine and Morph, Disney is doing them dirty by making it all one sided and not nutting up and putting Logan with a nonbinary love interest (although I know it's because the homophobes and transphobes who are the toxic fan bros of the fanbase would piss themselves and cry and throw up. To which I say. FUCKING LET THEM. hrrrgh).

AAAANYWAY is that it?? I'm sure there's more, they're just slipping my mind at the moment. I'm a big fan of Marvel (DUH) and ships (BIGGER DUH) because there's nothing that I like more in this god forsaken universe than Queer Superheroes. They scratch at my brain in a particular way. Something about being Different, and being loved for it instead of hated, and having the power to HELP people on top of that. And also, queer joy. big fan of queer joy on top of metaphors mixed with angst and tragedy. But with a happy ending of course. cause thats how i roll.