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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot#also like.#it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony#EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain
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Accidentally started rereading Northanger Abbey, and was sudden reminded all over again that Jane Austen is, in fact, fucking hilarious.
NA is her parody/satire of Gothic novels at the time, and she starts the book by choosing violence-- she describes the "tragedy" of the main character, Catherine Morland, a girl Determined to be a Heroine even though ALL ODDS are against her: she has a sane father who doesn't lock up his daughters, a healthy mother who didn't die in childbirth, no preternatural talent for music or drawing through which to reveal her Deepest Soul, and-- most shockingly of all-- absolutely zero love interests for whom she can wander the hills mourning their starcrossed fates until she wastes away from the sheer Sentimentality of it all.
But don't worry! She's got this FIGURED OUT. She KNOWS why she has not yet found her TRUE LOVE:
There was not one lord in the neighbourhood; no—not even a baronet. There was not one family among their acquaintance who had reared and supported a boy accidentally found at their door—not one young man whose origin was unknown. Her father had no ward, and the squire of the parish no children.
But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.
(SPOILER: She is introduced to a mysterious young man who lives in an ABBEY, which everyone knows means he has a DEEPLY MYSTERIOUS SECRET PAST and is maybe a TRAGIC HERO or even a ROMANTIC MONSTER and either way this is IT this is Catherine's TIME TO SHINE she is going to get a good grade in DOOMED LOVE, a thing that is normal to want and--)
(...meanwhile Henry Tilney-- an ordinary guy who never expected "get cast as the Hero in some Grand Gothic Romance" to show up on his bingo card-- starts wondering when exactly he started finding Catherine's attempts to locate bloody daggers in his linen closet charming.)
#Catherine: *literally breaks into a foreboding cabinet in the middle of the night - finds illegible papers no doubt related to murder*#Catherine: *accidentally blows her own candle out while trying to just lower the flame for Effect - proceeds to freak out*#Catherine: *woken up next day by a maid - the cabinet was a linen closet - the papers were inventory of sheets n shit*#Henry Tilney: “Why are you like this? And WHY am I apparently into it??#Catherine: *too busy trying to stare through the keyhole of the abbey's Forbidden Rooms#totally doesn't hear him*#jane austen#northanger abbey#austen: both a diamond thief AND a talented humorist#give me a time machine and a dinner invite and I would 100% try and flirt with her#GIVE THIS TO ME SCIENCE
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ever notice how ppl who have the israeli flag in their username/bio are usually jews and israelis yet most people who have a palestine flag are like. ashleigh from canada.
#it should be illegal to have the flag of a country you have no fucking relation to in your username idgaf#stop STOP TREATING WAR LIKE A SPORTS GAME I'M SO TIRED#leftist antisemitism#antisemitism#hila has spoken
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What I truly admire the most about the production behind Cherry Magic (Thai), is the way they find increasingly weirder suit cuts and camera angles to try and make New Thitipoom look in any way, in any capacity, on any planet in any form, smaller than Tay Tawan.
They keep failing, but they do keep trying. And that should be admired.
#cherry magic th#this ep is the closest they've come and that's because new wasn't stuffed into a three-sizes-too-small suit for the majority of it#side note new in just a white collared shirt should be illegal good lord boy#also i'm pocketing sing harit but that's not related to tay or new#other than watching him just hoist tay over his shoulder like a sack of rice#CHILD.#so it is decreed#someone should gif that#everyone should gif that and send it to me#i'm too lazy and sick but mostly lazy <3
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TBOB spoilers:
"I took a peek through his possible futures and giggled with delight. He was destined for so much more. And those hands..."
Bill just casually admiring Ford and his hands? Ok.
#the book of bill spoilers#tbob spoilers#the billble spoilers#bill cipher#stanford pines#billford#even if it was in the context of Ford building him a portal I imagine he has to relate to Ford#both of them were deemed social outcasts for having something “wrong” with them#Ford has 6 fingers and an abnormally high IQ#Bill could see the third dimension - something illegal to talk about where he came from#“Cipher Cipher he's insane - starting fires with his brain”#“You're a six fingered freak”#[personal tag here]
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It's gonna be really hard making my Rook who, while probably chill/friendly with Solas, doesn't want to get with him AT ALL when I've got my Lavellan in the back of my mind banging on the walls of her enclosure trying to get a piece of that egg.
And then once I'm finally in the Rook headspace of totally ignoring the fact Solas is hot, Inky presumably gets set free from 'no longer the main character ' jail and I've gotta pivot mentally back to being feral to help her live her dream of smooching his dumb beautiful face.
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#solas#sollavellan#inquistor lavellan#dragon age rook#they made him SO fine in the game it's illegal to thirst for him in#making decisions relating to him from Rook's perspective and not from Lavellan's is gonna be soooo hard#like im way too biased#'I trust you completely!' 'Why?' 'Shit idk I'm Rook I literally don't know you what the hell'#i had the exact same problem with Varric in Inquisition#Inky took him everywhere cause he's my bestie except he's not he's Hawke's#and Inky is basically just his boss😭
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Idk how to properly explain it, but the amount of attacks against Imane Khelif aren't only misogynistic, racist and transphobic, but they also *reek* of intersexism. (Also, comparing a woman with high testosterone levels throwing a punch in boxing to literal domestic abuse is fucking weirdo behavior)
#imane khelif#i actually hope she sues the fuck out of jk rowling logan paul and the media for defamation after this#because holy fuck#putting this here because it's sports related#intersexism#transphobes#queerphobia#misogynoir#olympics 2024#when we say transphobia harms cis people too this is exactly what we mean#even more fucked up considering it's illegal to be trans in her country (Algeria) with the punishments being brutal as fuck#folks are LITERALLY putting her at risk all because they think she's “biologically male”#(have i ever mentioned how much i hate the terms “biologically male/female” btw)#edit: decided to shut off reblogs since this kinda got big and i don't want people to be given a platform to be awful
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A Rising Phantom
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Summary: danny died, and no one knows. He is a full ghost, and only thanks to his dual obsessions can he “live” a normal life and pretend that nothing happened.
I aim to make this a multichaptered fic! Hopefully, the first fic I post on AO3!
HEADCANONS/TROPES/TAGS:
no one knows! AU
full ghost! danny
eventual everlasting trio
dual obsessions inspired by this post, which are protection (Phantom) and space (Fenton)
my own headcanon: danny's death is inevitable, a single point in time that cannot be avoided or changed.
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Danny died on a Saturday.
He was too young to have been left alone; any other house would’ve be fine, but everyone in that town knew, even then, that the Fentons' house was to be avoided by a wide berth.
His parents had rushed out in a frustrated fit, leaving him and Jazz by themselves for the weekend, just like so many before. They were always an afterthought to their parents, long before he was 14.
Danny didn’t intend to go down to the lab that night. But Jazz was out with her friend Kyle, and he was bored. And something down there called to him, though he didn’t know it.
He didn’t know that forces beyond his comprehension were leading to this point, this singularity.
If Danny had known the fate in store for him, he would have begged his parents for them to stay that night, or take him with them. But he didn't know, he couldn't have known... because that's how it was always going to be.
He didn’t know that a man with a clock in his chest, who changed between ages in the blink of an eye, was watching as he walked down those lonely steps.
He didn’t know, as he pulled on a white hazmat suit hand-sewn just for him, far too flimsy for what it was meant to protect him against, that a sentient dimension was pushing against the veil, straining for him.
He didn’t know, as he stepped through the gaping metal maw, that it had already called his name, and death had claimed it.
And afterwards, while he curled up on the cold basement floor, clutching his chest for a pulse, he still did not know that even if he had known... he would have had no choice but to do the same.
Danny died when he turned the portal on, alone in his parents’ lab.
Standing inside, fifty million Watts of electricity coursed from his palm to his heart, searing its path into his skin. It had no exit route. It cooked him from the inside, lighting all of his nerves on fire, and doused him in an infinite realm’s worth of dimensional energy. After what seemed like hours of screaming, panicking, burning- he somehow managed to crawl out of the portal.
He died then, lying flat in front of the machine that ended him, as the intense pain faded into a dull throb that replaced the beating that used to be in his chest.
And as he sat up, feeling both sore and feather-light, he looked down upon his body, and realized that he had died that day, and he was not coming back.
Danny panicked. And he did the only thing he could do. He decided to run away, afraid of what he was, confused and scared and feeling very not himself.
But the main anxiety that drove him to hide his accident was a rather juvenile one.
…He was afraid that his parents would be upset that he had gone into the lab without their permission.
He had messed with their stuff, and turned something on… something he definitely shouldn’t have.
He had just opened a portal to a realm full of the very things that kept him from sleeping at night, of “unfeeling monsters” that his parents had drilled into him about for years.
A portal to ghosts… that were now free to come through.
That thought made something inside him solidify, and a low hum began to emanate from him as he worried about his family. About the ghosts and the portal and how they were going to manage without him…
He couldn’t just leave like this. Not when he was responsible. He couldn’t let a whole realm of monsters hurt his family. At that thought, dread filled him, and that same something inside his chest ached.
But it occurred to him that he still had to leave. Not just at the thought of his parents stumbling in on his body.
No, it was about him. For he was one of them now, wasn’t he? A ghost. And he was a monster now, too. Despite not feeling like one. Despite knowing that there was clearly something wrong with what he had been told and what he knew was intimately true of himself in this new form.
But something inside him whispered at him that he couldn’t take the chance, if he did turn into a monster. He couldn’t let himself hurt his family.
So with fears on his back and a tingle fading from his fingertips, Danny pulled himself up onto unsteady feet. He took his body outside, to the woods where no one would know. And he buried it, alone, surrounded by trees and the sky.
He sat there, at his fresh grave, and cried.
Holding his arms around himself tight, he mourned the loss of warmth, of blood pumping and his heartbeat, so loud in its absence.
Surrounded by nothing but silence, he mourned that he’d never made close friends, nor really had the chance.
Looking up at the stars, he mourned that he could never fulfill his dream of being an astronaut.
He mourned for himself because no one else could.
And as his last cry petered off into the night, the sun broke the horizon.
A different something tugged at his chest, and he let it pull without resistance, worn ragged as he was.
And he was grateful he did. For a soothing light washed over him and transformed him into something similar, but not quite as he was Before.
But he felt warmth, and he felt a pseudo-beat in his chest, sluggish as it was. And suddenly he realized that although he was dead, he was alive in a different way.
He was still there.
He didn’t have to give up on life.
He was not going to be a monster.
Danny walked back home. He washed the dirt away from under his fingernails. He swept the lab until it looked like no one had been there. Minus the massive swirling vortex.
And when Jazz got home from her sleepover, Danny hugged her with a smile.
He was going to be fine.
They would all be fine, he would make sure of it.
#danny phantom#dp#no one knows!au#dual obsessions!au#full ghost!danny#full ghost!au#no one knows#dual obsessions#protection obsession#space obsession#is-this-even-relatable writes#I took “Danny died on a saturday” from Atiya_Blackcharm on AO3 in their fic “Wait I’m a What?”#they headcanon he died on a saturday because that’s the day of the week that the show aired#I am adopting that headcanon#ALSO PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT MY HEADCANON OF INEVITABILITY#I wanna yap about it#also I looked up how many watts of electricity it would take to power a small town in the USA and that’s where I got 50 million watts from#That’s like… the upper limit tho#it couldve just been 5 million watts#but I thought hey the first 10 million can be the power for the whole town#and the remaining 40 million watts is the power required to punch a hole in dimensions#the fentons actually stole so much power from the power grid its insanely illegal they should be in jail#forget osha send em straight to the slammer they’re stealing taxpayer leckie
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if i fix you // will you hate me
(georgia by phoebe bridgers)
thinking about how felix's only model for love and relationships has been transactional, and love must be earned. thinking about how of course that means his love language is acts of service. saving someone is the ultimate form of love, though usually he and his family discard people as soon as they mess up. thinking about how he loved oliver enough to try to save him. thinking about how oliver was so sad and scared he thought life without felix in it was better than losing him, only to lose the rest of his life to grief. thinking about how oliver grieved felix for longer than he knew him. thinking about how hard it would be for felix to hear "i just gave you what you wanted like everyone else does everyone puts on a show for felix" but i fully believe his love for ollie would have helped him push through the humilation of being exposed like that. thinking about ollie wanting to be loved and felix thinking that meant saved, as though his love wasn't enough. FELIX NEVER FEELS LIKE JUST LOVE IS ENOUGH AND OLLIE HAS NEVER BEEN LOVED SO PURELY
#saltburn#felix catton#oliver quick#jacob elordi#barry keoghan#these tragic gays want me dead#who let me relate phoebe bridgers songs to saltburn that should be illegal#phoebe bridgers
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again i'm so bad at posting things as they happen-- but when my sister visited me over Easter SHE BROUGHT ME A LITTLE GUY AHHHH😭😭😭💘🩵💗💖
thank u @the-peak-tmnt for my little Poptart i love him so MUCH 😭🩵
#POPTART HAS ENTERED THE GROUP CHAT (aka my collection LOL)#he's so cute i love him so much ;w;#it should be illegal to be this cute#SORRY I'M SO BAD AT TAKING PHOTOS#NOT MY STRONG SUIT#pastel prattling#non neon void related
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Having to work on your birthday moodboard
(The Adam picture is from the upcoming TRC graphic novel adaptations by Sas Milledge)
#works for any day during which you’re working but it feels illegal#memeposting by yours truly#i made those during working hours teehee 🤓#feel free to use them they are very relatable i think#the raven cycle#adam parrish#the man is missing part of his finger but u didn’t see that
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And no work/life balance, either...
#the idea of MC having to put anything mint eye related on any kind of resume is so funny to me#But also the idea that Jumin would even consider hiring some rando who just slid into the RFA chat through illegal means#I guess that's canon though because there's a seasonal chat where he offers Unknown a job#What an AU lol#mystic messenger#mystic messenger incorrect quote#mystic messenger fake chat
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i can't say i really care if someone dislikes a certain character from a game like it doesn't irk me too much bc... they're not real BUT i will say that people who just pay attention to what chloe puts out n not why she does what she does and refuse to try and understand her irk me juuuuuust a tiny bit
#a lotta bit#bc what#like chloe may not be real (so unfortunately 💔) but what she's feeling is#as in like it actually happens#people actually go through her mindset and it's not fun#maybe i'm biased bc i can relate to her and some of her ways of thinking#not the illegal ones but#it's just really fucking annoying to be completely honest#she's not a great person but the LEAST you could do is try and understand her character#bc it's insane to me that people can see what chloe went through and be confused as to why she's not the most sane person ever#like would YOU be ????#i wouldn't#but i mean that's just me#people seem to forget that chloe was literally only 14 when everything went to shit#like that is so young#but no just call her a villain and call it a day#maybe i do care about who people dislike#only if it's chloe though#just kidding#kinda#life is strange#chloe price#lis#life is strange before the storm
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*Gasp* Henry Jekyll from Monster High became a monster to escape the suffocating human society!
#Imagine that Victorian society was stricter in that universe#They were normie puritans#Everything that was related to monsters was prohibited to a ridiculous level#Red wine was illegal because it looked too similar to blood.#And that was associated with vampires#No red meat because that is the favorite food of werewolves!!#monster high#jackson jekyll#holt hyde#mh
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All my memories of watching Sing for the first time is 2% of the plot and 98% of my nine year old soul ascending to heaven when Jennifer Hudson started singing
#idk how old I was but that sounds about right#I still watch that movie just for that song#it must be laced with something because I get full body shiver every time I hear it#I hear her voice in my dreams#jennifer hudson#golden slumbers#sing movie#sing 2#that one was ass it didn’t hit the same#random post#childhood experience#childhood#girlhood#nana noodleman#I love her just for that voice she’s always going to be an icon#sing movie songs#relatable#and if it’s not I feel bad for you#I want that exact version of the song playing at my funeral#and for everyone to stand and applaud for a minute when it’s over#this is also my petition to put it on Spotify#the fact that it’s not on there should be illegal#good songs#fuck that#amazing song#childhood movies
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How countries voted on Palestine:
At least Canada abstained... 🙄
#united nations general assembly#unga#un vote#palestine#palestinians#state of palestine#un membership#free palestine#free gaza#self determination#support for palestine#international relations#international law#justice#gaza#rafah#west bank#occupied territories#occupied palestine#illegal settlements#1967 borders#two state solution#peace process
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