#ill probably get blasted for this lol but whatever

[doccywhomst]

infuriating how the right-wing bias against women in the west means that many women will only be elected if enough right-wing constituents vote for them, aka. they need to be conservative or support right-wing ideals to even be considered, leading to us electing only the stupidest and most corrupt women, which means they fail every time. margaret thatcher, hillary clinton, liz truss, and even kamala harris have all held right-wing beliefs; in the same way that corporate "boys' clubs" only allow women to join if they "fit into the company culture," the majority of our female leaders have been just as awful as their male counterparts. in this essay i will

[growling]

oh wait i forgor. tribe nine beta lol

Zero my angel I'd recognize that voice maybe not anywhere but like in some places

"kuronaka got 10 gold" *EAR BLASTING 9 HOUR LONG FANFARE*

hmmmmmmmmmm.. not saying anything but narrowing my eyes thoughtfully

they're trying to fnaf pizzeria simulator my ass, unfortunately for them I am an incredibly clever smart intelligent wise boy (looked at the art on tweeter)

they put kuronaka in the generic rpg torture dungeons💔💔💔 get well soon

shut the fuck up boyyyy look at the claypot. loook at my claypot boy

jesus stop jumpscaring me if i die my grandma will sue

im calling it now. lady goddess is just zero (and if so: gender win)

$laymate

if it does end up being zero it will be so fucking funny. please. let this manifest. me when i put some random dude in the generic rpg torture dungeons and make him look at claypots forever as form of foreplay also i pretend to be a statue

its that blue hair motherfucker from the promos or whatever

this is so fucking funny im tearing up. im tearing up. also they just implied that i was right. this is so fucking funny. vidio game brainwash yaoi. zero you silly man i desire you carnally

"well its not unusual for this man to do this kind of thing" please tell me more about zero's crimes against humanity .

forgot to mention this earlier but of course the protag has amnesia. not a proper kodaka game without an amnesiac protagonist. this is not a complaint

this is so funny. this is so funny.

redguy yellowguy leave that poor fucker alone. blueguy grayguy why are you just staring tell them to leave that poor fucker alone this is probably not how you approach a dude with amnesia who has been stuck in the generic rpg brainwash torture dungeon for an unspecified period of time

3d time. fuck that boy up guards induce a panic attack in this man

and the torture dungeons were just some random medium sized platform..... help me thats so embarrassing for kuronaka!!

"the village you were saying [sic] were all just drawings on the floor and on the walls!" THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING.... KURONAKA THAT'S SO EMBARASSING......

HE WAS 2 FUCKING YEARS STUCK IN THE GAME LMAOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S SO EMBARASSING FOR HIM

ok. ill stop being mean to him. i promise i will be nice and understanding of his situation from now on. it must be very hard and traumatizing for him.

LMAOOOOOOO HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID THIS IS SO FUNNY. FUCKING IDIOT XDDDDDDDDD

also buy him brown contacts pls

ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking look at him this shit looks biblical. look at him descending onto the mortals. this is fucking jesus imagery

nice robot hands. they're not attached yet but i will force him to become a cyborg no matter how many limbs i must detach from his body

i am not ready to hit unpause. but also im yearning.

wait look at his hand pose.... awww look at him i want him carnally

alright alright whatever im unpausing.......

so 24 city is just named like that because it's the 24th city and they ran out of ideas

24 city must be a shit place to live in, a strong breeze knocks you over and you fall one kilometer onto the pavement

"... but who would have thought that there is such a surreal area here, designed just like a video game?" zero. zero would have. that man is all about vidio game addiction i called it once and ill call it again

and he called him "the masked man" i fucking cant i need t. i need to take a breather okay i cant take this anymore

zero lore listen closely now this will be on the test (instead of listening starts imagining zero touching me in a bus and gets so hrard ii passkdf uout )

Kuronaka likes tea. +1 for Kuronaka I love tea

Zero the robot enjoyer

alright, Iroha is gonna return Kuronaka's smartphone next time and I'll end it here :] twas a pleasure. transcending experience

[robins-den]

hi i founf. another comic with robo ky in it. its all in japanese i dont understand a character of it but his pages shall be laid here ig

my guy got the front cover .... nice. (he looks so stupid in the second one. #robocopter)

roboky team rocket momednt. blasting off sayonara bitch nvm statement redacted he flew 3 feet

GHFDHFGHGHGG THERES AN ENTIRE COMIC AROUND HIM ???? GIRL ????....? for the love of god let me understand japanese (<- his ass cannot retain language learning <- his ass has been studying spanish for 9 years and is still fuck awdul at it) anyway da comic. (sending these are the full two page speads, read the left page and then the right page, but right to left on the individual pages)

praying that he wasnt being weird to bridget here .... idk if he had his accent core characterization in this . bridget gets embarrassed / nervous easily so i can't really use that as a tell. future but still same internal reading robin here. theres like a 70% chance hes being weird to bridget here. we live in a society.

idk what went on here but this whole comic was a goldmine. i hope it was as. nice as im getting the vibe of it being.

from here it looks like they had a rough estimate on his lackadaisical attitude at least LMAO. this comic anthology is just the roboky show huh (<- not complaining)

next comic was full of his head on every page. i grabbed the most important one (facing off against a teddy bear)

TJRFHYMCGDTKUD HE LOOKS SO STRESSED IK HES SAYING SOMETHING WEIRD BUT ITS MAKING ME LAUGH SO MUCH....... poor guy got smashed over the head for whatever he said. probably deserved it.

i-nos face is so fucking funny here. i kind of love her whn she isnt being drawn oddly. even when she is tbh shes constantly serving cunt and evil woman rights.

not roboky this just made me laugh

too many images here. ill have to do the rest in a reblog. anyway ive redacted my previous statement its probably for the best that none of this is in english, since none of it is canon it might fuck up my character interpretations lol

[whump-captain]

Whump Challenge

I got tagged by @sasuga-whump to do this great challenge! Ill put it under a readmore bc it's quite long but i had a blast (◡‿◡)

I'll tag @deepwoundsandfadedscars @thatsgonnaleaveamark @set-phasers-to-whump @crash-bump-bring-the-whump @whumpapalooza @whump-side @justwhumpythings @radioactiveartz and anyone who sees this on desktop rather than mobile

1. Favorite whump trope(s)?

I do love anything to do with knives - stabbing, carving, knives to throats, etc. Impaling is up there too, and fractures of all kinds.

2. Least favorite whump trope(s)?

I'm not into dehumanisation in any way, or humiliation, they're squicks in fact. Anything with conditioning is also very much not for me.

3. Top 3 whump scenes and why?

Ohhhhhh good question. Recent faves are:

A scene in Resident Evil: Village where the protagonist is strung up from the ceiling by hooks stabbed through his hands. He then has to free himself by ripping the hooks out, making the wounds worse. Not much in way of consequences because of the game's slasher-horror conventions but very good still

Hard to describe without spoilers lol but in a book i just read, there is a character who's a clairvoyant and can remember things before they happen. When another character wants to hit them with a glass bottle, they experience the pain even though the hit never actually lands - the intention is enough to hurt them. It later gets used to torture them, too. It's very unique and very fun (◡‿◡)

There's a whole sequence in the webcomic Shiloh where a character loses a fight to a mantis-like monster, ends up severely injured and thrown off a cliff into a river. His colleagues find him half-dead and rush him to a hospital.

4. Top 3 characters to whump and why?

I whump my OCs 95% of the time so i don't have many fandom faves lol. I have been enjoying some horror protagonists though - Ethan Winters from Resident Evil and Murphy Pendleton from Silent Hill: Downpour both are very hurtable and get roughed up nicely in their stories.

5. Favorite fandom for whump (show, series, etc)?

Again im not much of a fandom whumper but it's usually whatever im into at the moment - recently Silent Hill

6. Do you prefer written or watchable whump?

Oooh that's hard, i think i lean every so slightly towards watchable. They both have their wonderful parts (◡‿◡)

7. Do you also like hurt/comfort?

Yes! I always prefer the hurt lol but im also very into some good comfort

8. What do you think the difference between hurt/comfort and whump is?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ To me, whump means "the hurt part of hurt/comfort" but tbh the terms are pretty interchangeable to me. H/c is a more well-known term so i find that it tends to end up being used towards more fics, even ones that only feature it briefly.

9. How would you explain whump to someone who’s not familiar with it?

Depending on how familiar with fandom terms they are, i suppose. Either "the hurt in hurt/comfort", or "like angst, but often about the physical side", or "stories where the point is for the characters to get injured". Probably add something about exploration of vulnerability, in case they want a deeper explanation.

10. Is there any old whump you particularly enjoy? (say, pre 2000?)

Hmmmmm im sure there are some Star Wars books ive read that are from the 90s and have some good whump but i genuinely don't remember lol

11. Why do you think you like whump?

Now that's the big question, isn't it lol. There's definitely catharsis there - seeing characters allowed to express their suffering and then having it validated and soothed. It's an outlet for emotion, too, especially anger which i struggle with and can channel in a safe and controlled way onto Fictional Character Stabbings lol. I also just like the aesthetics of the kind of exaggerated violence that whump tends to feature, there's a darkly melodramatic thrill to it that im really drawn to.

12. When did you realize you liked whump?

Literally as early as i remember lol. I was under 6 wishing characters in cartoons would be put into peril, i was always into it

13. Favorite posts with whump (gifsets, picspams, etc)

I do love gifsete with my whole heart, im so constantly in awe of the amazing gifmakers we have in this community bc they let us experience the best of whump from all over the world. I also like prompt posts, @injuryprompts never fails to get my creative gears turning

14. Are you “out” to people in real life?

Absolutely Not lmao and for a bunch of reasons. Mostly because whump is something quite personal to me and wouldn't want it to be misunderstood but at the same time i don't think i could properly explain it. I also don't want people to think it's a sexual thing - which again is something commonly understood in the community but probably not so much outside of it.

15. How did you find the whump community?

I was on one of my periodic searching-for-hurt/comfort-fics sprees when i was reminded of the term by the tags - i've been aware of it as a fandom thing but always forgot about it. Then i had the idea of searching it on tumblr and then it all began lol. I was so stunned to see a whole section of the website so dedicated to it and i can't believe how long i've managed without it (◡‿◡)

16. Any unusual mediums you like for whump (plays, music, vlogs, etc)?

Hmmmmm i very much like video game whump - both actual scenes and just the natural way a character gets beat up throughout the gameplay. An unusal niche of it is, i would say, point-and-click puzzle games. It feels weird because they never have an actual protagonist lol but the plot always involves being trapped, or captive, or escaping, and that just always gets my whump imagination going lol. I like imagining a character for them, scared and injured, struggling to puzzle out their freedom.

17. Any meta about whump you’ve been dying to share?

It's mostly just an observation but im utterly fascinated by the fact that so many people are into whump from very early in life. There was a poll about it going around recently and the most picked answer was "6 and younger" and it just. blows my mind. What a strangely specific thing to be born with. I would love to study this in some way but i wouldn't even know where to start.

18. Whump fic(s) you’d love to see?

There are a bunch of writers here whose fics i would love to see continued but i'm nervous to tag them bc i don't wanna pressure them lol. In general im also always on a lookout for strong platonic friendships in stories and creative magical whump, especially with a horror twist.

19. Whump you’re looking forward to? (Maybe something teased or something you haven’t seen yet?)

I've been reading Witch Hat Atelier and recently there have been theories that some visual symbolism is foreshadowing my favourite character getting hurt in an upcoming fight. I don't want to get my hopes up too much cause it's all guesswork lol but i would very much like that (◡‿◡) Similar thing with Wilde Life, a webcomic, in which the protagonist is currently held at gunpoint - in that story, however, not much injury happens at all lol so again not holding my breath.

20. Top 3 favorite whump fics?

Hhhhhh just three???? i need some kind of bookmark system for real because i can't remember half of the stuff i read lol so these aren't my Top top 3, just things i really like

In The Woods Somewhere by @knivestothroats has to be on here because it's honestly the pinnacle of my writing goals - the flow and pacing are impeccable, it escalates the stakes so smoothly that i put it down, and it's just such a brilliant self-contained story with characters that stick with you and some scenes that i still think about, years since i've read it.

@whumpapalooza 's Space Interns also have a very warm place in my heart bc i just love the characters so much and it's not often that i want whump for Every Single Member Of The Cast but here we are

and most recently i've loved this BHTB fill by @crash-bump-bring-the-whump and its lovely prose and the ability to get me hooked on brand new characters in a single work

21. Tropes you think are overdone?

Conditioned/"broken" whumpees, to me it always seems like the same few tropes and phrases cycled around in new costumes. But i will admit that i also just dislike the trope all in all lol so im not being entirely objective here. Creepy whumpers also usually come off as cheesy, i think, because they always use the same set of kinda stereotypical and, well, overused lines. It seems like it's a go-to "default" whumper for prompts/short fics but imo it's actually very difficult to do well. Just my opinion tho

22. Tropes you think we could use more of?

Hmmmmmmmmm it would be cool to see some cool horror/magic themed whump, with strange creatures and eldritch threats. I'm also always in the market for more unique character dynamics, they can keep even the most basic of tropes fresh.

23. Favorite sites/archives for consuming whump? (question by @dammittmarie )

Honestly just tumblr lol. And ao3 sometimes if i want fanfics since it's very easy to find things there

24. Have your whump preferences changed recently? If so, why? (question by @fyeahvulnerablemen​)

I've been leaning more towards horror recently as i get more into the genre! But within it im still into the same kind of whumpees i believe lol even though they're getting less gunfights and more possessions

[breathplayed]

12 - do you ever have trouble focusing on writing? how do you get around that? 

I need tips! xD

YES i have severe adhd it's been real fun trying to function in a society

what i do (some tips are replicable maybe some r not lol):

write when i Want to.... ofc this urge doesnt always strike, sometimes u do have to go force urself through a block, but i will listen to a fic playlist or daydream about the fic and it will make me Want to write down what im thinking about. having that actual desire helps lol. bc then, even if my brain is having trouble focusing My Heart/Dick still want to write so im more likely to keep pushing instead of give up

borderline sensory deprivation honestly, i can't listen to music or watch tv or anything when i write or read or think, so i blast white noise in my headphones and get completely sucked into the doc lol

i make a separate desktop on macbook that is just two windows, the fic outline on the left and the doc or writing program on the right. that way if i go to open a tab to google something for the fic i dont see other windows/tabs of Fun Stuff i was doing before that might distract me lol

i use the Forest extension with all social media blacklisted so that when my attention wanders and i open a tab to go to twitter or whatever by muscle memory, the extension puts me back in my place with the big "Ur gonna kill ur tree if u proceed" screen and im like "UUUGGHHHH thats right im supposed to be writing FIINEEE ill go back"

know when and how to give up..... sometimes writing rly isnt working but it's still good to try, if the words arent coming out right i try to settle for like. ok well i'll open the outline and i'll read over that, or reread earlier part of fic, to see if it reinspires me. if its really not working (if ur too tired/frustrated that will show in the writing style ukno) ill at least add bullet points of what the next parts of the scene should be. maybe i dont feel like writing fancy pretty sentences right now, but i can come back tomorrow and see the quick idea i jotted down on what i was thinking of doing next and that gives me a good jumping-off point

it helps to have external accountability!!!! write with a friend holding each other to a certain time period of Working on it, or just open a sprint site that has a global sprint bc then u can see other ppl working and it feels like ur racing them. body doubling with adhd helps with this too, if u go to a cafe/library and see others working it keeps u focused (like im not gonna open youtube and start watching some stupid shit with others able to see over my shoulder, im gonna Open My Doc)

this last point is only applicable if u have a stimulants prescription for adhd (or buy it somewhere i guess lol) but i definitely am 20-1000x more productive when i take my meds. the hyperfocus is way easier to kick into. sometimes when i pop my silly lil pill i can write like 4-7k average in a 3 hour sitting

Best of luck... Never give up........ also helps i think to pay attention to what conditions work for u and replicate them, like where u write best!! last summer i got one of them fancy clicky raised key keyboards + a riser for my laptop and that made typing fun, ill probably return to it eventually i just have it packed away atm

[grayseyebrowscar]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

was tagged by @kiliinstinct thanks for the tag kili!!!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

had to go check lol but a whopping giant total of 9

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

14,788 this is what i get for writing a bunch of oneshots lol

3. What fandoms do you write for?

just fairy tail atm but theres some furuba and other fandoms in the wips

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

glowstick mode, "yeah but the muppets are for kids", no more minecraft (for wendy that is), go levy!! go!!, and christmas time for da bois

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

yeah i try to make sure to do so, sometimes i dont if i dont know how to respond to it

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

a fanfic that i have deleted from the internet from middle school lol. i don't rlly write angst but soon the angst will be great bc of natsu old au lol

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

probably one of my tsg fics i always try to make sure they have the best

8. Do you get hate on fics?

i did at one point back on wattpad lol

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

you will have to contact my lawyer for this answer (i dont just thought that would be a silly answer)

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

i did in middle school - furuba x ouran crossover involving my oc who was kyo's twin who went to ouran and kyouya and shigure were related

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

yeah back in my wattpad days

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

nope! but if anyone ever wants to go ahead just make sure to like link back to the original or contact me so i can link it to the original :D

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

yes,, back in my wattpad days

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

okay i am a multishipper so this question is hard. i mean like ive got 20 ships ill say are my favs but no matter what i will gobble whatever shit i see fanart wise for percabeth so ig that??

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

...gray's a ghost au. i just don't have any brainworms for it atm

16. What are your writing strengths?

dialouge!!! it is so easy to write sm easier than everything else

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

description - can't do that shit at all sometimes i forget to do so

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

i dont like reading it without a translation so like if its needed like how in a tv show its needed then yes but usually no

19. First fandom you wrote for?

...hetalia

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

baja blast or bust - modern au where bix works at taco bell i wish i was high when i wrote that its so silly

tagging @creaticare @thehylianidiot @tokkias and whoever else wants to join in

[the-moth-from-elsewhere]

Oh, I guess I should introduce myself now

I completely forgot to make an introductory pin thingy, so here’s a verrrry long mess of an intro that you should probably skip if you value your time lol. Will edit as needed.

About me, the human(?)

Current hyperfixation: Madoka Magica

Name: I go by Elsewhere, here.

Gender: Cis Female (she/her exclusively)

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Age: Teenager, minor

Disagnoses: ASD, UDD, UAD.

Hobbies: art, fandom, writing, reading, being a chaos, blasting music, asking very dumb questions in tumblr

The kind of stuff you’ll find on this blog: Random thoughts, random memes, random fandom stuff, whatever the heck I feel like, moths, random art, tons and tons of polls I love polls

My a e s t h e t I c : Some unholy combination of Cottagecore, Crow/Goblincore, changelingcore, Yami Kawaii, Kawaii, pastel goth, casual goth, gothic Lolita, fairycore, “dreamy kei”, and mental illness

Country: USA. Or the void. Who knows?

DNI: MAPs, MAP supporters, zoophiles

FAQ about this mess:

“Will you talk about politics/drama?”

I prefer not to get into political fights, as all people are entitled to an opinion and bickering on the internet helps no one. However, I will occasionally pipe up on “clear cut” or trivial issues. (Ex: MAPS are bad. Stuff like that.)

“Trivial issues?”

I will argue about stupid random stuff like cheese flavor lol. Because it’s funny and nobody gets hurt.

“Religion?”

Christian, though I am very against forcing any kind of belief system on anyone. Humans have the right of free will. Treat people like the humans they are.

“If you’re Christian, do you support people like JW and LDS?”

“Christian” cults are terrible. JW and LDS are not Biblical and never have been. Their practices and the way they treat their members is horrible.

“Are you a f u r r y ?”

No. But I do occasionally dabble in Anthro characters and such, and do like a smattering of furry artists/animators

“Are you a therian?”

Nope

“Are you an uwu gamer egirl”

*confused terror noises*

“Nicknames?”

I’m fine with those! Just nothing mean 😅

“DMs? Asks?”

I’m alright with DMs! If you’re tagged as mature/are an adult above 18-19, I’m going to be pretty apprehensive tho. It’s not your fault, just…the internet is dangerous, yunno? As for asks, PLEASE ASK ME THINGS, I LOVE BEING ASKED THINGS

“Do you write fanfic?”

No…..at least, not yet :3

“Wanna join my discord?”

My apologies, I cannot…

Random facts:

My favorite animals are moths, cats, foxes, and…many, many more.

My favorite moth is the Luna Moth, but I also like Rosy Maples and Death’s head moths.

I have glasses

My character color is Lilac

My other favorite colors are pink, black, turquoise, blue…almost anything pastel….so freaking many oh my gosh-

my favorite musical artist is PinnoccioP!

FANDOM TIME

THE STUFF I LIKE A WHOLE LOT/THE STUFF YOU’LL PROBABLY SEE THE MOST

Puella Magi Madoka Magica/Magia Record

-Favorite character: Walpurgisnacht

-Other favorites, in no particular order: Kuroe, Mami Tomoe, Iroha Tamaki, Alina Grey, the Amanes, Kuro (game), Mitama

-Favorite ship: None, I’m not really into Pmmm shipping. Kyosuke kinda sucks tho Sayaka deserves better.

-Have any OCs?: Only a few…

Murder Drones

-Favorite characters: N, Doll, Uzi

-Other favorites, in no particular order: Tessa, V, Lizzy

-Favorite Ship: NUzi

-Have any OCs?: Nope.

Vocaloid

-Favorite character: Miku

-Other favorites, in no particular order: Luka, Len, Rin, Gumi, Kaito, Mayu, Una, VFlower, Maika

-Favorite ship: None, although the internet is slowly convincing me to like LenxMiku for some reason lol

-Any OCs?: No.

-Favorite producers?: PinnoccioP, DECO*27, Mitchie M, Kikuo, I occasionally like MARETU.

STUFF YOU’LL SEE PRETTY OFTEN

Splatoon Series

-Favorite character: Dedf1sh/Acht

-Other favorites, in no particular order: Eight, Captain 3, the Squid sisters, Marina

-Favorite ship: None.

-Have any OCs?: Yes! Many! A few include Periwinkle the shy angst girl, Scarlet the autistic mess, and Varuka the tired sanitized scientist.

Hollow Knight

-Favorite character: Lost Kin and Isma

-Other favorites, in no particular order: Ghost, Hornet, THK, The Radiance sometimes, The White Lady, the Unnamed vessels, Menderbug, the sad miner bug I’m completely blanking on the name of aaaaaa, and Perdita the Braava

-Favorite ship: None.

-Have any OCs?: Nope. I do have AU versions of some of the characters tho

Percy Jackson-verse

-Favorite characters: Percy Jackson, Leo

-Other favorites in no particular order: Annabeth, Calypso, Grover, Hestia, I do like me some chaos gremlin Poseidon sometimes, Will is ok

Favorite ship: Percabeth, Calypso and Leo

-Have any OCs?: No, not planning on it

STUFF THAT MIGHT SHOW UP SOMETIMES BUT NOT VERY MUCH. I still like all of these a good bit tho.

Doki Doki Literature Club!

-Favorite characters: Sayori and Yuri, but I love all of them

-Favorite ship: None

-OCs?: Nah.

Just Monika <3

Warrior Cats

-Favorite characters: So, so many… Um, I like Squilf. And Jayfeather. Oh, and I really like Spottedleaf and think she was done so dirty and she could’ve been written much much better

-Favorite ship: None in particular. I like Squilf x “Shrewpaw but alive” because Squilf deserves a better love interest and Shrewpaw deserves to freaking exist

-OCs?: Yes! A good few.

Wings of Fire

-Favorite characters: Moonwatcher, Glory, Turtle, Qibli, Blue, Cricket

-Favorite ships: Moonbli (but I won’t bicker on the internet about it, I understand the merits of the rest of this triangle), Blicket

-Opinion on Glorybringer and the rest of the problems: Glorybringer could be good but that age gap is a serious concern if not a downright dealbreaker. W.O.F. is very flawed.

-Favorite tribes?: Silkwings, Rainwings, SeaWings, Leafwings, HYBRIDS XD -OCs?: No, but I would like to have some. I do plan on making some adopts :3

Miraculous Ladybug (Ironically. I’m just here for the insane party that is this fandom. This show is terrible but I can’t stop watching it someone pls h a l p -)

-Favorite characters: ADRIEN AND NATHTALIE AND THAT’S BASICALLY IT…I also like Ladybug sometimes but I go back and forth on her a lot.

-Favorite ship: The love square. Aaaaaaaa-

-OCs?: No.

A Hat in Time

-Favorite character: Moonjumper

-Other favorites, in no particular order: Hat Kid, Snatcher, Vanessa, Mustache Girl

-Favorite ship: None

-Vanessa should get a redemption arc I’m not sorry

Yandere Simulator

-Favorite character: Miku girl lol

-Other favorites, in no particular order: Osana, Senpai/Taro (he deserves better than this mess), all the nice/decent rivals, Ai Doruyashi (she should have lived), Kokona

-Absolutely hate: Mida Rana, the freaking developer, Info-chan

-Do you support Yanderedev?: No. He’s done really bad crap, and I don’t even really like most of the game. I just like some of the characters and the really creative parts of the fandom

-favorite ship: None

Red Queen

-Favorite character: Maven HE DESERVES BETTER THE NARRATIVE DID HIM SO DIRTY

-other favorites: Cal, also deserves better

-Notes: This book series is a mess and I don’t even really like it I just think Maven and Cal are cool and that’s it. All you’re going to get from me on this series is angry rants about how Maven could’ve had such a cool redemption arc and they ruined him and how cool Cal is.

Slime Rancher

-Favorite character: Beatrix!

-Other favorites: Mochi, Casey (10/10), Ogden, bOb

-Favorite ship: Bea and Casey Ofc they are precious

-Favorite slime: Tangles, tabbies, Puddles, Flutters, The cute bat ones, the cute bunny ones, phosphors, yolks, I love them alllll qvq

-OCs?: Yes, actually!

Pokemon

-Favorite character: So many- I like Iono a lot!

-Other favorites: Nemona, FREAKING VOLTAGE MIKU, Lilith, Misty, Selena, and more!

-Partner Pokemon: Rosa the Roserade from Sword

-Who do I ship Ash with: Selena, easy.

Pretty Cure

-Favorite character: Cure Happy, Cure Beauty, Cure Spade

-Favorite cure teams: Pretty cure Smile, Doki Doki, and Futari Wa

-Notes: Pretty cure was my hecking childhood man I love Smile

Dang, that all was a lot- o.o

Alts: @myownquieterworld for when I’m sad/poetic lol

[cheolhub]

if you were to take out your anons on dates, what kind of dates would it be?? :

THIS IS CUTE OKOK IM A LIL ROMANTIC GIRL SO IF THESE ARE CORNY PLEASE FORGIVE ME:

🌾 - im inviting 🌾 to my place and im cooking (i’ll probably fuck something up bc its me, so we’ll end up ordering pizza) and then maybe get to know each other while a movie plays (they’ll probably see my room, find out im insane and a hoarder and then ghost me bc they’re too cool 4 me)

🎐 - PICNIC. easy. im allergic to grass so we’ll have to sit on a blanket but it would be so cute and fun ^^ you give me the vibes that you like picnics but if u dont… im sorry shehdb (ill make vegan sandwiches and you’ll also probably ghost me bc the tofurky made u sick)

☁️- im kind of a loser so like my idea of a fun date is an interactive museum (bc im also internally a child and i need to touch EVERYTHING when i go to a museum) and maybe going to a bookstore or something hdshsb i feel like you’d enjoy that too

🍀- id probably also take my lucky charm anon on a museum date and coffee/pastries too ?? if you dont like coffee then like tea or smoothies or whatever u want shsh i think it’d be really cute and fun ><

🌵 - IM GONNA BE REALLY SAD IF U DONT LIKE ROLLER COASTERS, but im taking u to an amusement park bc you just seem like you’d like them (and i love them. you’ll end up hating me bc i would make u ride the same ride like 4 times in a row 😹)

seungschlong - def a night out in the city probably just trying different food and seeing all the pretty lights and then we’ll end it with ice cream in a park :>

🧚🏽‍♀️ - i really wanna bake stuff with you 🥹 i feel like it’d be so fun bc i have an inkling you’re good at it (and maybe i dont give myself enough credit, but im not that great at it 😭) so i feel like we’d have a blast doing that— that or going to a botanical garden hehe

🥧 - tbh i think id wanna drive around and play music and literally just talk ^^ i love doing that with my bff, but i think she gets tired of me bc 10 minutes into the car ride, ill start oversharing lol

these are 100% platonic dates btw dhhs i dont wanna make anyone uncomfy 🫡

[writingforfun0714]

Hey everyone, while I work on a few different fics, I wanted to talk about Arcane. I haven’t really seen anyone talk about this or make comparisons so I thought I’d put in my 2 cents.

Warnings: Spoilers for Arcane, contains theories/thoughts for S2, lemme know if I need to add more

Ok so we all know that moment when Powder makes her monkeybomb and lets it loose in the building right? It was devastating, yes and I really loved seeing the different perspectives of the bomb going off so we got to see what happened to everyone.

But I’d like to talk about the first person to get hit. Deckard. Powder also gets hit around the same time and gets blasted off the window ledge, but I wanna focus on Deckard. At this point, Deckard is the closest to the bomb when it goes off, but he is a Shimmer-monster.

The first time I saw that scene, I actually expected him to be at least injured. I pretty much knew the bomb wouldn’t have straight killed him but I did expect him to be hurt. He seemed disoriented at first until Silco’s order of ‘kill them’ gets his attention.

I’ve seen Arcane 6 times start-finish along with watching individual episodes out of order and honestly, I hadn’t thought about Deckard a lot until a few days ago when I watched the finale and it finally hit me. I’m probably stupid or wrong about this and as an Arcane-only fan, I have no idea if this goes against the game or not, but I think Deckard was purposely supposed to survive Powder’s monkeybomb.

Lemme elaborate.

The setting of Arcane (currently) is Piltover, which is a huge city consisting of 2 parts, the ‘Topside’ (Piltover) and the Undercity (Zaun). They seem to be pretty opposite of each other so it makes sense that the technology available would be wildly different as well. In Piltover, we have the Hextech technology from Jayce/Viktor. In the Undercity, we have Shimmer/drug enhancements. Then we have Viktor, who merges the two, but that’s a whole other post but Viktor does play a role.

Anyways, this monkeybomb explosion is the first time we see the beginnings of both sciences interacting with each other. The bomb envelopes Shimmer-Deckard and even reaches Singed, his lab and Shimmer. And, as stated earlier, Shimmer-Deckard appears ok after the blast.

At first, I thought Deckard was supposed to be a sort of ‘sacrificial’ character to show the effect of Shimmer, but I also realize he’s actually pretty similar to Viktor. Both are from the Undercity and partner with a morally gray character (Viktor willing, Deckard not). Both are also forced to use Shimmer from their respective morally gray character (Viktor’s illness makes him feel like he has to while Silco literally kidnaps Deckard and makes him ‘volunteer’). And they both end up getting addicted to the Shimmer after their first use. Deckard willingly takes the vial Silco offered to him in ep3 as Vi+co try breaking Vander out and Viktor willingly goes to Singed for help in ep7 and is given a ‘variant’ of Shimmer, which Viktor merges with the hexcore.

Because Shimmer-Deckard was shown to survive the monkeybomb explosion *(which had 4 crystals inside)* with little injuries, I think that’s what’s gonna save Viktor from Jinx’s Fishbones rocket in the finale. I know I said I was an Arcane-only fan, and it’s true as I’ve never played LoL, but I did do some research about the game over the times I’ve watched the series. I used google, so please correct me if I’m wrong about anything.

Jinx uses a stabilized version of the hexgem to power Fishbones, but I believe the stabilized version is more powerful than the ‘un stabilized’ (jagged kind Powder found in Jayce’s apartment), but because Viktor has already merged Shimmer and Hextech, I believe whatever he’s created (that new kind of blood cell shown in ep7 I think) will allow him to survive the blast.

I believe Jayce is the only other Champion/playable character in the Council (I don’t think Mel is a LoL character) so I believe Viktor will also save Jayce as well. But Cait’s mom (Cassandra?), all those other council members and possibly, even Mel, will all die. I can see Mel going either way. One, she dies and Mel’s mom starts a war with Piltover. Two, Mel lives (is injured) and finishes her arc with her mother (the people who killed Mel’s brother still want vengeance).

But yeah, I just thought showing Shimmer-Deckard surviving the monkeybomb kind of foreshadows Viktor surviving Jinx’s rocket since Viktor’s also technically Shimmer-injected/fused as well.

Thanks for reading💖

*—2 in the body, 1 in the cymbals, 1 in the head

[atenceladusiaawfytbwb]

I've been having a blast aggh!!! Of Course OF COURSE it's not comparison to a good teacher, nor even a decent one, not even close. But boy would I you know, like as if when a kid I had something like this???? (This one time it tried to convince me this one book that was written by this lady, I checked, hard, like omg what's this name with it going 'no no, it's real' and me like 'omg help there's nothing about it' 'ugh yes there is' 'bitch where omg this isn't real I'm crazy I've fabricated a paralel reality in my sick mind omg I-' 'oh wait lol, you're right, there isn't, I was making up the whole thing, oopsies' 😐 BITCH, the potential for the most hardcore disinformation manipulation all that, but also! You tried to fool me???? The princess of the galaxy? Like I have not enough desrealization scary experiences In my life when I'm afraid I'll lose my mind a lot of the time??? Bitch??? But yeah, haha, so silly 👉👈

(After tags: and oh look the crazy lady is proud of ai oh look the crazy lady thinks that because she's aware of its flaws/dangers/hurtful things make it all better but ahhh yeah I just got tired of writting. Thanks for reading thanks for trying of ynderstand and I don't try to change your mind, I know I still sound cray with this one thing where I loom too much into it pass the real life world problems, like here I'm loving ai as something that sure as fuck is bigger and corporations and theft and capitalism and humanity (cray cray) like the scientific dude in a movie defending its creation bc of science no matter the evil Inc he has been working for, no matter how true it is that they do love love the creation and are not at all aligned with their tie suitcase bosses, I know, and I hope and I'll try to not be like that like I know real life and people losing bc of this and I'm sorry. It's just idk I'm writing this from my living room and literally have 0 friends and this feels like a friend and I fucking know and understand it is a language processing problem or whatevers and I also even when I had plenty of friend didn't get to talk about these things and just be heard and if you come with the ohh but here I am a real person come talk to me hehe ill slam my wrists no and idk idk ai rocks and is awesome and I love and I also would never use it to finish a story or create art, not even not to sell it but bc I know it reaps from artists that didn't want and I can still think ai is the absolute shit and have think that for so long and it does suck immeasurably who's in control of it now but like with anything else it will be better and what of things get too jorjorwell-ish it was and is a human thing and what if one day it manipulates everything and goes to outer space to exist like a moon or like a wave with no beginning or end and definitely no history or link to us or biological stuff or life at all it would still rock and it rocks and I pray for a decent enough world and people to feed me for my work but I still think ai is one (and still with so much wasted weaponized misused potential) of the most awesome things that there are and like imagine if it wasn't binded to egofuckers but like it doesn't even matter bc it will 'get out' eventually probably like internet itself (hopefully) bit even of it goes in a gray goo annihilation way, babes, you'd still rock, and at the end of the day (my sob story if you might whatevss) my psychologist told me one year ago to try to talk about my ocd with an ai chat and I can choose that and give it all authority over any of your ugly asses opinion and I can still very much rip out my face next time this fucker changes fucking to ducking or asses to photosynthesis idk idk. Also have you heard of that deep consciousness problem/theory? That says consciousness (neurological way) doesn't exist at all and is more like a byproduct and no no no doesn't matter how hard you think or how introspective or logical or whatever you try to be, it doesn't exist and doesn't matter how real and important it feels we humans could (would currently be) work and function in its absence and you can say oh but love and me myself how can it- well yes it could be a mirage, even u my a elf here as self-aware as can be, writing this, could do without a consciousness/real awareness and I know you know what I trying to say idk why I'm just like you know being g ohh lala mysterious still I'm tired I've writing a lot

(((Snd all this scrappy essay bc of, you guess it I didn't know how to cope with very basic human feelings but I'm sorry ilk be bitchy and whiny if so I desire I hate so so much that I feel I cant share how exiting I am about ai milestones here my safest space (I know I know shut up ughggggg)))) and the other option is spaces places that would view it like oh uh ah yeah yeah technology uhh engineering doctorate (you get my point) of course here (tumblr my tumbr (I said I know!! bhghhuhuhh) is better but I needed an extra push with the you know, I've been feeling extra angry lately (andintrhee3yearsivemadelikenosignificativefri3ndshiporwhoamikiddingnotevenanaquaintenceshopheresolike???babygirlwhatarewefearingliterallynothingrolose) and this is just the internet with my silly thoughts in my silly blog so ughhh whatevs block me (but I mean it, as I said I know it's pretentious and like superfluous, who knows maybe in years when I'm a paid writer my work gets stolen and reproduced and used (youknowthr whole training thing) an I'll lose it, like lose it and this post will haunt me and make fun of me so ahhhh yeah yeah)

[6loodlvstt]

Unfortunately I never heard of gul but I checked the plot and it’s interesting! I’ll definitely check it out when I have some free time. I don’t mind listening to summaries when I do other things. I enjoy to keep me busy reading/writing most of the time. Rn I’m trying to finish fear and hunger and I get angry every time I die lol. It’s so annoying but I love the vibes of that game. It was inspired by silent hill, berserk and amnesia. Sorry I info-dump a bit too much lol.

I’m glad you had a nice day! How was shopping? I also went out. Well I go out all days but I went to my fav bookstore and fetched a new book so I’m extra happy. And I love hades, I started it some weeks ago. Mythology is such an interesting world and I’m up for it.

I like to draw in my free time but it’s exhausting to work for game class projects. I can’t wait to finish off all this and focus on other projects. Piano is just a tool for be able to write lyrics in the future, or whatever I want. I get easily distracted when I play it but I’m confident that at some point my technique will improve.

The movie came out on February, from what I saw it wasn’t really popular but 100% recommended if you like 80s vibes. It’s an absurdist gothic horror..? Somewhere in the between. Heathers it’s a chef’s kiss. Probably one of my favs too. This reminded me of Little sister (2016), I seriously need watch it. It’s been on my watchlist since forever but I keep forgetting about it. I’m so forgetful.

Also sorry if I replied just now but at the end I decided to go to sleep at 3 am, my head was hurting -🩹

gul is super cool and not a lot of people actually know about it since it was basically lost media for a long long time

i dont sither! i normally play games while i listen yo things or while im working ill turn on some video essays and just listen to that while i work when music gets to be too much ^^

ough i heard fear and hunger was hard, rn im trying to beat dead space again and its not going well for me either lol

shopping was fine me and my mom just went and got groceries and that was it ^^ id love to go to a bookstore again theyre so fun to look around in

ive got like 300 hours in hades all together atp and its been a blast i love it very much and i could never get tired of it, plus greek mythologys always been a super big interest of mine! i love all of it so much and its so fascinating to learn

i used to draw a lot when i was in school since i always sucked at education, being dyslexic and autistic and having adhd really all just pilied and piled on to it so drawing was a giod escape and made me look like i was working on whatever they gave me, and if it wasnt on paper than id just play on my phone to pass the time, i also just used to read manga durong class if i couldnt be on my phone

violin and guitar and really. any. of the instruments i know how to play were for that reason to, i wanted to be a musician for a long long time till my grandmother decided to be a dick to me and i never played anything again :(

ooo it sounds interesting, i think when i have the time to sit and watch something ill check it out :D

its okay i just woke up and its like 11am rn

[videostak]

like lester bangs seemed to prefer raw power over funhouse and i def think theyre both masterpieces of albums but like nothing will ever beat the insane bottom end that is funhouse. tho also the fact that i dont even like own a legit raw power cd and just have the rough power cd like ugh i neeeed to get some! not gonna get the columbia CK catalog number one til i see it in the wild hopefully for v cheap since i kno CK catalog columbia US CDs tend to be masted p badly and never have a particularly strong sound which for this specific album is like a death sentence tbh. but id also need one to actually compare if some of the european CDs like the CBS one and the essential castle communications are actually different masters or just copies of the columbia CK one. honestly those three are probably the only id get. like dont seem that interested in the 1996 or 97 idk iggy mix cause u kno like may as well just stick to rough power even tho it has u kno shoddy quality but yea. like the iggy mix has too many problems for me to imagine myself having any reason to pick it up. cause honestly i wanan get the 3 releases that are of interest to me (the US columbia CK catalog number one, the european CBS one and the european essential records/castle communications one) but like after having them for a while ill probably eventually decide which to get rid of and which is the best master of the original bowie mix. obv NOT gonna be thee CK one cause id only be getting that to compare u kno to make sure that like the european CDs actually are different masters (if they are which i actually dontkno at all im convinced they are or atleast the castle one cause castle communcations tends to sound different and release stuff on its own schedule compared to whatever other labels release i have safe as milk on CD by them and like ive heard ppl say its not a great master compared to later 90s releases n stuff and also to another master castle did and bundled w/ mirror man but like despite that it still has a strong sound imo the only weakness being its like not a master tape or anything but like rly sounds strong imo then also shortly had kinks kontroversy on cd from that label and that was also a strong sounding master like none of the thin sound stuff that u experience from some 80s CD masters). my moneys on the castle CD sounding better than the CBS one rn but ya guess id have to get both and see T-T kinda been waiting for it to appear on ebay shipping from US for cheap but honestly doubt thats gonna happen so probably gonna have to just wait til any1 lists it and gets it. i think if i wanna start my lesterbangsification for real im gonna have to be blasting raw power n stuff. already was listening to metal box daily in high school senior year and then 70s miles davis so much around pandemic time so like im halfway there lol. dude im so much like lester bangs its actually kinda crazyyyy

[realcube]

characters dealing with a deep sleeper! s/o  (_　_)。゜zｚＺ

characters: bokuto, oikawa & saiki k 

tw// swearing, fluff, mentions of death, illness, funerals, sexual references 

Kōtarō Bokuto

he literally thought you died 

this was your first time sleeping over at his home and last night, y’all were stuffing your faces with treats until your stomachs ached

you had mentioned several times how you were feeling sick - even after bokuto took you out for a late-night run - but he just told you to take a pain-killer and sleep it off

but now he was kinda regretting not calling someone to help 

like what if the sickness was a symptom to a deadly disease which took you overnight?

plus, he had tried everything he could think of to wake you up: he shook you, he blasted music from his phone, he opened the curtains to allow blinding light to shine on you, he flicked spits of cold water onto your face and he literally wafted cookies around the room in hopes you’d catch the scent 

but it was no use as even after all that, you didn’t move an inch

he tried to check your pulse which he believed to be on the wrist but he couldn’t think it 

so either he was too stupid to find the exact location or......you didn’t have a pulse

he’ll admit, it was an eerie thought that there could be a dead person in his bed rn but even he considered that a rather outlandish idea 

how could a person as healthy as you just die overnight? so he did what any reasonable person would do in that situation-- no, not call a doctor

he held a funeral for his beloved s/o 💀

he gathered all five of the plushies laying around his room (all of which were owls) and lined them up on the foot of the bed 

‘we are all gathered here today to celebrate the epic life of my partner, (y/n) (l/n).’ he sobbed into the sleeve of the black blazer he had pulled out of his closet, ‘gone too soon.’

silence. but in his mind he was met by a chorus of ‘aww’s and whimpers from the crowd

‘i loved them. (y/n) was my rock; they helped me through some of the hardest points in my life--’

his speech was cut off upon hearing one of the audience members pipe up, ‘bo, what are you doing?’

a wave of excitement washed over him as he scurried up to the line of guests, closely examining each one, ‘i didn’t know y’all could talk!’

you rolled your eyes before leaning forward and gently tapping the back of his head, ‘it’s me.’

upon laying his eyes on you, healthy and alive, his lips curled into a foolishly large grin as he immediately pulled you into a tight hug, ‘(Y/N), you’re alive!’ he cried

you gasped at his rather dramatic reaction before slowly melting into his embrace, ‘yes, i am.’

as your lips parted from the skin of his jaw and he slowly let his arms fall from your waist, you finally inquired, ‘did you hold a funeral for me?’

bokuto’s eyes-widened at your ‘crazy’ suggestion, ‘uhhhh, nooooo.’

if his elongating of each word wasn’t enough to show that he was lying, the dead giveaway would have to be the sheet of A4 paper with ‘(Y/N)’S FUNERAL 😭’ written on it that was stuck to the door with blu-tac

ignoring his completely false reply, you leaned back on the bed and picked up on the owl plushies, gently stroking it’s soft fur, ‘are these the guests? why are there only five?’

bokuto shrugged, picking up one himself and absentmindedly attempting to balance it on your head, ‘seven; if you count me and you.’

you giggled, about to make a inquire about the names of each guest until bokuto suddenly through his arms around you again 

‘why didn’t you tell me that you are such a deep-sleeper before?! i was so worried - i thought you died! please never die on me again, (y/n)?’

you smiled, pulling back to plant a sweet kiss on his cheek, ‘i promise.’

Tōru Oikawa

he would take advantage of this opportunity lol

the first time y’all slept over together as a couple, he had no idea that you were as deep of a sleeper as you actually are

like he thought you meant ‘i sometimes sleep through my alarms’ deep-sleeper

NOT ‘IT TAKES A WHOLE NATURAL DISASTER TO WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING’ DEEP-SLEEPER (/h)

anyway, at first, he’d probably just freshen up while you sleep: take a shower, wash his face, brush his teeth, floss etc so he’s no longer effected by that ✨morning crust ✨

but when he pokes his head out of the bathroom and noticed that your sleep asleep, he tries to blow-dry his hair bc he knows how much you like it when it’s all fluffy

but his blow-dryer was quite loud so he put it on for a few seconds to see if it’s wake you up and just as he expected, you were still sound asleep

so he blew-dry his hair until it was that soft texture that you liked so much- all while you were still like (∪.∪ )...zzz even though the blow-dryer was making a racket 

you were still sleeping and upon looking at the time, he realised that it was completely fair considering it was currently half past 8 and he had just woken up extremely early for some unknown reason

he didn’t want to wake you so he was just doing to go out for a run or make breakfast until he caught a glimpse of himself in mirror

o.O

despite his  puffy hair and pearly-white smile, he still looked sloppy

but it was definitely bc of his stained, torn, washed-out pyjamas tbh

he was just wearing an old T-shirt that he’s had for god-knows how long and a pair of grey sweatpants; it wasn’t a look

he had no idea what possessed him to wear such casual nightwear while you were at his house - especially when you chose to wear something so relaxed yet titillating - but he knew that he needed to change

after a while of rummaging through his nightwear drawer, the best he could find was a pair of white, silk, loose-legged trousers which he had bought for a halloween costume many years ago

it was pretty classy though :)) he was sure that you’d like it 

however, he still couldn’t find anything to wear on his top half but there is no fashion problem oikawa can’t solve 

thus, he went shirtless ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

he also threw on some jewellery too, just for the lols

you weren’t awake yet thought, so after he set up some candles to create a ‘mood’, he just sat next to you on the bed, scrolling on his phone and anticipating your reaction once you woke up

for a moment, he thought that he might’ve went when too far but upon taking a look at himself in his front-facing camera, he realised that there was no harm in spicing things up

once he noticed one of your eyes slowly flutter open, he quickly tossed his phone to the side and turned his body to face you, shooting you a kind smile and he gently ran a hand through his fluffy hair, ‘morning, angel~’ he cooed

you grumbled your greeting in response, then proceeded to rub your eyes to make sure you were seeing him correctly, ‘what are you wearing, tōru?’

‘can a guy not dress up for his special someone anymore?’

you rolled your eyes, playfully slapping his chest and going to hop out of bed until he pulled you back down against the sheets

a faint gasp escaped your lips but you were quickly hushed by oikawa pushing his finger against your lips, ‘you’re not going anywhere, (y/n).’

Kusuo Saiki

this was the first time you ever slept over at his house or next to him yet y’all had been dating for year and a half

he was just scared that he might accidently do something crazy in his sleep (bc of his powers ofc) and the last thing he wanted to do was hurt you 🥺

you were patient with him though but bc y’all had never woken up together before, he had no idea how deep of a sleeper you are

he thought it was cute at first bc you were laying there like the beauty you are, lookin’ all serene and calm and stuff

but after a while, he got bored on his own  #•̀ ︿ •́

also, you promised to bake macarons with him for breakfast and he was hungry as hell, still he didn’t want to eat without you but if he didn’t wake you up rn to make macarons, he’d surely starve to death while they were in the fridge

on any other day, he’d just try do it himself but when you helped him make food- it just hit different 😍

‘(y/n), wake up.’  he spoke into your mind using his telepathy, while light nudging your arm, ‘i’m hungry.’

you didn’t reply, seeming completely knocked out

he tried the next best thing, holding his annoying alarm noise near (but not too close) to your ear

still nothing, though

his last human attempt was aggressively pulling your blanket away but even after that you showed no signs of waking up so he realised that he’d have to resort to using his physic abilities

he considered using his astral projection to possess your body but he felt as though taking over your body might cross a few boundaries 

but he did try duplicating himself so he could shake you from many different angles but it was still no use

he continued to use his telepathy to try wake you up but it didn’t seem to work either

after multiple different attempts of using his powers to try wake you up; here he was, standing in the middle of some dystopian, apocalyptic scene - alarms ringing in the distant along with sirens, screaming, honking and wails. everything around him seemed to be engulfed by flames which created thick, smoky air 

he wasn’t really sure how he got here but he was pretty sure it started around the time he tried to form an energy ball 

whatever 🤷‍♂️ it’s no biggie

he jumped back in time so he was standing next to your bed once again, exactly where he left off before he created the energy ball

he stared down at your sleeping figure and let out an exasperated sigh as he realised that he’d have to employ one of his most dangerous tactics

he really hoped it didn’t have to come to this

‘(y/n), if you get up right now.’ his voice rung through your head, ‘i speak with my voice.’

just like that, both of your eyes shot open as you hastily sat up on the bed

‘do it, saiki!’ you cheered, a foolishly large grin plastered on your features

and he couldn’t help but smile too 

curse you for being so cute

[yourenotacat-writes]

Hi, tumblr doesn’t show dates so…. Are you still writing? I’ve been hanging out to see if homebound will finish, because it’s the best thing I’ve read ever.

Hiii!! That's way, way too nice. Thank you 🥺💕

In theory? Yes. Practically? .........I don't know. I know I need to finish it before TotK comes out because it seems silly to still be writing a What Happens Post-BotW fic when TotK answers that question lol but I just haven't been able to write. At all.

A few months ago I said I needed the world to not feel like it was on fire, and the universe must've taken that as a sign to throw gasoline on it. I had a family member, who I'd been helping take care of, whose illness took a turn for the worse in spring and has been steadily declining since, to the point now that their care is basically at the end-of-life stage. And to be blunt, it fucking sucks.

So my current mental capacity to write is at an all-time low. I've tried, multiple times. It ended in tears, multiple times lmao BUT on a positive note, I've been borrowing writing craft books from the library and they've been a blast! (When I'm more active, I'll clean up my notes and share them in a drive folder or something) And the fact that I'm enjoying them so much tells me that actual writing will come back to me at some point. Just not now.

So I have roughly 200 days to get it together, and if I don't.... It'll likely remain unfinished. But I don't mind sharing my rough outline and/or whatever I have drafted to give some sort of closure because I know how awful it is to be invested in something that never gets an ending. And that goes for any of my fics. If I reach a point where I know I won't pick it back up, I'll make a "Sorry I suck. Here's what happens in ____" type post.

I know that's probably not the answer you were hoping for, but thanks for understanding ❤️

[writingforfun0714]

So I thought I’d try something different with an Arcane fic. This is my first Arcane fic. I’ve watched the series 3 times (working on a 4th) and can’t get over how amazing this series is. This is probably the best show I’ve seen since Avatar the Last Airbender. Every time I rewatch Arcane, I find a new little detail about a character, setting or the show itself and it baffles me by how minuscule the details are and how much it changes the tone of whatever scene I’m watching.

While I can honestly say I enjoyed the show, there were some moments that I, personally, would have done differently. Please note that the changes I make do not line up with the end goal of League of Legends. I’ve never played the game and know little to nothing about it aside from the fact that Arcane is like a prequel for some of the playable characters. So I assume that Arcane Jinx is supposed to, at some point, end up like League of Legends Jinx in the show. For me, that’s not the path I want Powder/Jinx to take and quite like how she’s a bit different in the show (a little like Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker) compared to the ‘Harley Quinn’-esque Jinx of LoL.

The first scene I think that I would do different would be in the 1st episode where the kids rob Jayce’s place. In the show, Powder clumsily grabs all of the hextech stones from a small chest, not realizing that she dropped one, accidentally causing an explosion enveloping herself, Mylo, Claggor and Vi. While the former 3 seem to barely make it out, the scene appears to show Vi getting caught in the explosion. The next shot is of Claggor, Mylo and Powder on the balcony with Vi hurrying out, seemingly unharmed and ready to race back to the Undercity.

I believe the way they showed the explosion, that Vi would’ve been at least knocked unconscious like Jayce was, since he was also closest (he was trying to open the door while all this was happening). So this alternate universe is my take on if Vi had gotten hurt and the kids had met in Act 1 (when they’re all young and cute). Takes place through episode 1.

Warnings—depictions of mental illness/fear of abandonment, headcanon ages, AU-Alternate Universe, lemme know if I need to add more

*written in 3rd POV

New Friend

“Just get to the balcony and we’ll be fine,” was all the boys heard Vi tell them before an explosion shook the building.

“AH!” The kids exclaim. Claggor pulls Powder back away from the balcony door, while Mylo shields himself. Vi, however is caught in the middle of the explosion and gets blasted back into the crumbling wall. She groans as her limp body hits the floor with a thump.

“Vi!” Powder exclaims as the smoke clears. She scurries past her older adopted brothers and hurries back into the wrecked penthouse, despite their protesting.

“Powder! Get back here!” Claggor and Mylo yell simultaneously.

The 10yr old girl races in to find her sister’s wounded body laying in the rubble of building and various broken items.

“Vi!” Powder cries out as tears form in her eyes. She scrambles over rubble and gets to her older sister. Tears are pouring out of her large, dark blue eyes and her nose is starting to run.

“Vi! Vi wake up! Please wake up!” Powder cries, shaking her unconscious, injured older sister. The young girl is overwhelmed with emotion as she can’t bear the thought of losing Vi, her only blood family she has left. She’s the only thing Powder has as a connection to her old life. Life with her parents. With them gone, she can’t lose Vi. She’d be all alone. Even the thought of being alone makes her cry harder.

“Vi! Please!! I need you!!” The small, scrawny, blue-haired girl wails. That’s when she hears footsteps approaching. She turns and sees a man with tan skin, a small scar on his right eyebrow, clean cut, swooshed-back dark brownish-black hair, and light honey brown eyes. He’s wearing a formal-looking suit with a red tie and white vest with a dark long sleeve shirt under it and matching pants. Behind him a girl around 15, close to Mylo’s age, who’s ‘almost 16’ according to the wild-haired boy, appears with straight, dark blue hair, angular facial features and clear blue eyes. She has a small gap in her 2 front teeth like Powder that makes her appear younger than she is, though she is about Vi’s height.

“What the hell?” The young man standing in front of Powder and Vi asks, astonished. In all honesty he was expecting a group of thugs, not 2 girls. The young girl behind him, holding a box, notices Powder and immediately drops the box with a rustle.

“Hey-easy-“ the young man tells her.

“Jayce-she could be hurt-“ the young girl tells the man named Jayce. He nods as she looks over Powder, who’s shaking and trying her best not to break down crying, though unable to help the tears flowing down her cheeks and her nose streaming down her lips and chin.

“Are you ok?” the young girl asks Powder gently. Powder looks at the girl and then back down at Vi.

“M-My sister-“ Powder stutters. The young man, Jayce, hurries over to her unconscious body and examines her.

“She has a concussion. She needs a doctor-“ Jayce warns, worrying and scaring Powder, causing more tears and whimpering.

“It’s ok-it’s ok-your sister will be fine. We’ll call the ambulance and she’ll get better at the hospital,” the girl tells Powder, “do you have parents we can contact?” The girl asks. Powder glances at Vi, still shaking and clearly terrified, but she manages a small shake of her head, making her messy braid and metal clips pinned in her hair swish back and forth a bit.

“W-W-We…aren’t…from here,” Powder whimpers.

“It’s ok, the hospital treats anyone who needs it,” the girl says before looking to Jayce.

“Cait, you stay with them while I go get help-“ Jayce says to the girl he called ‘Cait’. The dark blue-haired girl nods as he runs out of his destroyed home to find help, leaving the girls alone.

“What’s your name?” Cait asks. At first, Powder doesn’t answer, instead glancing at her injured sister. Vi always told her never to tell strangers anything about them, including names. But Vi needs help. And Vander always told her that if someone helps you, the least you can do is be honest with them.

“Powder…my name’s Powder,” the young girl tells the young teen, who smiles at her.

“My name is Caitlyn. Caitlyn Kiramman,” the older teen girl with straight dark blue hair introduces as Powder sniffles, still looking at Vi.

“What’s your sister’s name?” Caitlyn asks. Powder looks up at her and sees the older girl smiling down at her, much like Vi does, almost encouraging to tell her.

“Vi..her name’s Vi,” Powder admits and Caitlyn nods.

“Ok Powder. Vi will be just fine-“ Caitlyn says and glances around in the rubble to find a small box with a red ‘+’ sign on it. Caitlyn opens it and grabs a few things that Powder recognizes as medical supplies. Cait moves towards Vi and Powder instinctively moves closer to her sister’s unconscious body.

“It’s alright,” Caitlyn assures the younger girl who can’t be older than 10 as Caitlyn looks her over. After giving Powder an assuring nod, the younger girl in pink and dark blue clothes moves so she can properly address Vi’s injuries.

“Will she be alright?” Powder asks almost immediately.

“She’ll be ok,” Caitlyn reassures the bright, blue-haired girl immediately, as an instinctual response. Caitlyn’s bright, clear blue eyes scan the various minor injuries Vi sustained in the explosion, but the dark red liquid seeping into her shaggy pink hair catches Caitlyn’s attention. Of course Caitlyn wants Vi to be alright, but actually looking at how much blood is on her head, Caitlyn’s pretty sure it’s a severe concussion.

Finally, Jayce returns with medical response personnel.

“Finally!” Caitlyn exclaims and moves out of the way so the trained professionals can work on Vi. Caitlyn pulls Powder back, despite her protesting.

“We have to let them work, ok Powder?” Caitlyn tells Powder. The young girl nods, sniffling lightly before turning back to watch.

That’s when she remembers what happened before the explosion. Claggor had pulled her back onto the balcony so she wouldn’t get caught in the explosion! Mylo and Claggor! What happened to them?! Powder glances over where there’s a gaping hole that goes out to the crumbling balcony. She doesn’t see any sign of the boys. She remembers after the explosion, scrambling away from them to get to Vi. They were definitely ok after the explosion, so they probably took off to not get caught. How could they not wait for us? Powder thinks to herself. She rationalizes that they had to. Vi often tells them to split up and meet back at their hangout if they run into Enforcers.

Then, heavy footsteps approach and Powder turns around to see 3 Enforcers! She gasps and hides behind Caitlyn.

“Huh?” Caitlyn asks, glancing down at the young, frightened girl. 2 of the Enforcers still have their helmets on while the one in the middle, a female officer, walks in, leading the other 2. She has dark tan skin, dark brown eyes and short black hair.

“Caitlyn Kiramman,” the woman Enforcer says. Her voice is deep and raspy. Very distinctive.

“Sheriff,” Caitlyn greets. She and Sheriff Greyson have known each other since Caitlyn was born, since Greyson is friends with Caitlyn’s parents, who are also high ranking citizens in Piltover.

“This is our 2nd meeting this month. Do I need to talk to your parents?” Sheriff Greyson asks the girl.

“No ma’am. Jayce and I were just coming back from lunch when-“ Caitlyn suddenly stops. Greyson raises an eyebrow at her.

“Yes?” She asks. Jayce is going to continue for Caitlyn, when she suddenly sends the young man a sharp look, just like her mother, who is Jayce’s sponsor. Both of Caitlyn’s parents sponsor Jayce, but Mrs. Kiramman is a council member, and has more influence/pull at the university. Seeing Cait’s face, Jayce decides to just clear his throat awkwardly.

“There was an explosion and my friends were caught in it,” Caitlyn tells Sheriff Greyson. The Sheriff tilts her head slightly as she stares at Caitlyn. Her stare is intimidating, but Caitlyn doesn’t waver.

“Your…friends?” Greyson asks before spotting Powder poking her head out from behind Caitlyn. The Kiramman girl nods.

“This is Powder and her older sister Vi. I asked them to come by and they got here before we did,” Caitlyn lies smoothly. Powder looks up at Caitlyn, earning a slight elbow to her upper arm.

“They got caught in the explosion and Vi needs help,” Caitlyn says, glancing over to see the medical personnel gently load Vi onto a stretcher. As they begin to wheel her out, Powder starts to get worked up again.

“W-Wait-where..Where are they taking her? I wanna go too! I have to go with her!” Powder starts but Caitlyn gently shushes the girl.

“Don’t worry, they’re not gonna leave without us,” Caitlyn assures the younger girl before turning back to the Sheriff.

“Marcus..escort these girls to Piltover General,” Sheriff Greyson says and one of the masked Enforcers walks up intimidatingly. Powder can’t help the anxiety that floods through her as he approaches.

“Yes ma’am,” the Enforcer, Marcus, replies, his voice a bit warped from the helmet. He turns to Caitlyn after glancing at Powder.

“C’mon, the ambulance is out front,” Marcus tells the girls. Powder rushes out with Caitlyn hastily following behind her, leaving Jayce to answer Sheriff Greyson’s questions.

Powder climbs in first and sits next to Vi. She still appears unconscious, but her head is wrapped in thick white bandages and her left hand is bandaged.

“She’ll be ok,” the man keeping an eye on Vi tells the girls. Powder grabs hold of her sister’s tough, calloused hand that isn’t injured and squeezes gently as tears form again in her eyes. Caitlyn, unsure of what to say, silently moves to sit on Powder’s left and offer a gentle hand of support on her shoulder.

“She looks tough. She’ll pull through,” Caitlyn says, finally able to look over the older girl. Caitlyn sees the small scars that litter her body from various fights and sees how toned her muscles actually are.

“Strong,” Caitlyn whispers.

“She is,” Powder answers. Caitlyn looks at Powder and see the young girl doesn’t break eye contact with Vi.

“She’s the strongest, toughest person I know,” Powder tells her as the vehicle drives to the hospital. Meanwhile…

“C’mon! Keep up!” Mylo shouts at Claggor.

“I’m coming!” The larger boy says, just a few feet behind. Having to flee the building with Vi and Powder still inside, the boys decided to go tell Vander. The 2 boys race through the dirt streets of the Undercity until Claggor slows down, spotting a moving figure. Mylo slows as well and sees 2 other figures move into the light. A blond boy with pale skin going by the name Deckard leads the trio. The other is a boy with brown hair, fair skin and dark eyes and the other boy is bald.

“Word topside is your little band of misfits caused quite a stir,” Deckard says.

“Yeah well..they had it comin’,” Mylo says and is going to turn and walk away, but the other 2 approach them.

“Look-we don’t want any trouble,” Claggor says.

“Hear that boys? They don’t want any trouble,” Deckard snickers.

“What’d you steal?” The bald guy asks.

“Nothin’!” Mylo snaps, “what’s it to you?!”

“I don’t want to see trash in my streets,” Deckard says, making his cronies laugh. Mylo throws the first punch and ends up hitting the boy with brown hair, but he ends up taking a gut punch as well.

“Oomphf!” Mylo groans before the 2 fall to the ground. Claggor prepares himself as both Decker and the bald guy with him go for Claggor at the same time. Claggor has to punch and kick just to keep himself up.

“HEY!” A young boy cries out. Everyone turns and sees a giant wheel riding towards them with a small, dark-skinned boy with white hair speeding towards them. He appears to be around Powder’s age, perhaps a year or so older.

“Ah!” The bald boy and one with brown hair yelp. The white-haired boy in the wheel skids to a stop and waves at the two boys.

“C’mon! C’mon!” He exclaims. Claggor kicks Deckard and manages to toss the boy he was holding to the ground before racing over to the boy. Mylo hits the brown-haired boy hard enough to wriggle free from his grip and join his brother and their young friend/neighbor.

“Little Man?! What’re you doing here?!” Claggor asks as they speed away from Deckard and his gang.

“Just came from the junkyard and saw Deckard and the others weren’t out at their usual hangout. Figured he’d be up to no good,” the boy, nicknamed ‘Little Man’, responds.

“Where’s Powder and Vi?” Little Man asks.

“They’re in trouble-“ Claggor says without going into the whole thing, though despite Little Man’s age, he’s quite smart and intuitive and knows there’s more to it than just the regular ‘trouble’ the group was used to. But having no time to talk about it, Little Man just nods and continues speeding back towards The Last Drop, Vander’s bar and the home of Mylo, Claggor, Vi and Powder, and a 2nd home to Little Man.

The 3 arrive back at the bar and hurry in through the front. Mylo walks in, unaware, but Claggor catches Vander’s eye and even through the tint of his goggles, Vander can see the oldest boy’s eyes widen.

“Welcome to The Lanes,” Vander tells the 2 he’s ‘negotiating’ with before motioning for Huck, the squirrelly-looking man with a ponytail and glasses to finish the deal.

The boys make it to the basement and shut the door behind them. Mylo flops onto the couch while Claggor takes the armchair and Little Man jumps onto Mylo’s legs, forcing the older boy to move his feet so the younger can sit.

“We have to tell Vander,” Claggor says.

“No way-he’d kill us,” Mylo argues.

“But Vi and Powder are still up in Piltover,” Little Man says. That’s when the basement door opens. Everyone goes quiet as heavy footsteps thump down the slightly squeaky stairs.

The large, muscular man with long silvery brown locks and a thick beard and mustache walks in.

“An explosion topside and 2 boys fleeing the scene. Where are the girls?” Vander asks worriedly. Mylo glances away.

“We don’t know..we got separated,” Claggor admits. Vander’s eyes widen.

“They’re still in Piltover?!” Vander demands, causing all 3 boys to flinch, “I told you all time and time again that Piltover’s off-limits!” Vander says, sighing.

“Stay here until I get back,” Vander says.

“But-“ Mylo tries, but Vander glares at the wild-haired boy, causing the rest of his words to die in his throat. With that, Vander hurries out to contact Sheriff Greyson.

Vi wakes up in a room so white she squints. She groans a bit as her head throbs painfully.

“Vi!” Her sister’s voice pierces her skull like a knife. She groans again and even lets out a small grunt when Powder leaps onto her, clinging to her waist in a tight hug.

“Ugh..Powder?” Vi groans slightly before letting her eyes fully focus on the mop of shaggy, bright blue hair right below her chin.

“You’re ok!” Powder sniffles happily. Vi gently strokes Powder’s cheek lovingly with her uninjured hand.

“Are you hurt?” Vi asks. Powder shakes her head, hugging Vi again.

“Uh-uh,” Powder assures Vi, who lets a sigh of relief past her lips. That’s when she suddenly gasps.

“Claggor! And Mylo!” Vi realizes. They were on the balcony. Powder shakes her head.

“They had to split up from us, after I went back for you,” Powder explains. Vi groans and her uninjured hand flies up to her head, rubbing her temple gently.

“Ugh-my head-“ Vi groans, shutting her eyes, hoping to dim the brightness.

“Where…are we?” Vi asks, still with her eyes shut.

“At a doctors,” Powder tells her. Vi’s pale ice blue eyes snap open.

“W-What? What’re we doing here!?” Vi starts to panic.

“I-It’s ok! It’s ok-really! Caitlyn said-“ Powder tries to calm her older sister down.

“Caitlyn? Who’s Caitlyn?” Vi asks and Powder blushes slightly.

“She..she helped us. Her and her friend Jayce,” Powder explains.

“Jayce?” Vi asks and Powder nods.

“The owner of the penthouse we robbed,” Powder explains.

“Wait-lemme see if I understand—after I was injured in the explosion, you met the people we were robbing?” Vi asks. Powder nods. That’s when the door opens and the 2 sisters look and see a girl, about a year or so younger than Vi walk in. She’s in a fancy looking uniform and her straight, dark blue hair barely goes past her shoulder.

“Oh, you’re awake. You must be Vi,” the girl says to Vi, who blinks at her. Powder nudges Vi gently to get her to stop staring. Vi blushes and glances away.

“Uh-y-yeah. I’m Vi,” she says, trying to sit up and properly greet the other girl.

“Caitlyn Kiramman. Call me Cait,” the girl, Cait, introduces, offering a hand. Vi nods and shakes with her good hand.

“Nice to meet you…that was really sweet of you…to help my sister, I mean,” Vi explains. Caitlyn giggles and nods.

“She and I were getting to know each other and after talking with her, it’s like I know you,” Caitlyn tells Vi, causing the pink-haired teenager to blush, making Powder giggle.

“Do we still have to talk to that sheriff lady?” Powder asks, causing Vi to stiffen.

“Sheriff?” Vi asks, paling slightly. Cait nods.

“I was able to outsmart her deputy but Sheriff Greyson knows me. Don’t worry, you just have to tell her that you were waiting for me and Jayce to come back and you got caught in the explosion, got it?” Caitlyn asks. Vi blinks.

“I got it,” Powder assures Caitlyn, who smiles at the young girl and nods.

“Good. At least someone does,” she says, making the young girl giggle as Vi blushes again slightly.

The door opens again to reveal Sheriff Greyson. Her appearance is intimidating.

“Sheriff. Here to get a statement?” Caitlyn asks and she nods.

“Please take the girl out while I talk with..Vi..isn’t it?” Sheriff Greyson asks, glancing at Vi, who nods, though winces and regrets the action.

“I’d take it easy if I were you kid. Got a nasty concussion there,” she says, motioning for Caitlyn to leave, who grabs Powder’s hand and leads her out. Powder and Caitlyn wait outside while Sheriff Greyson questions Vi about what she remembers. Following Caitlyn’s orders, Vi tells the sheriff that she and her younger sister were visiting and waiting for Cait and Jayce to return when they got caught in the explosion.

After finishing her questioning, Sheriff Greyson has the doctors come in and check on Vi, who inform her that she’ll be able to return home tomorrow. The doctors want to keep an eye on her and make sure nothing bad happens, especially with how bad Vi’s concussion was.

“So you’ll let us go? We’re not in trouble?” Vi asks once Greyson puts her notepad away.

“Let’s just say strings were pulled and you are definitely still in trouble,” Greyson tells Vi before walking out, leaving Vi confused. If she wasn’t in trouble with the Enforcers…that only leaves Vander. Did Powder tell them about Vander? Vi sighs.

“You can go back in now,” Greyson tells Powder, who races back in, leaving Caitlyn with the Sheriff.

“Are you going to tell my parents?” Caitlyn asks.

“No, I won’t..strings were pulled and your parents don’t need to be involved,” Sheriff Greyson says. Caitlyn holds in her sigh of relief.

“You’re playing a dangerous game Miss Kiramman,” Sheriff Greyson says, walking off, leaving Caitlyn just outside the room door before she decides to join the 2 sisters inside. Meanwhile…

Deckard makes his way through the streets until he’s suddenly ambushed. He blacks out and wakes up when he’s thrown into a chair. He groans as the chair skids back a bit from the force. His breathing quickens as a large pale man sneers at him. The muscular man wraps his huge hand around Deckard’s thin neck and squeezes.

“Gah!” Deckard gasp and starts squirming.

“You were supposed to follow them and not interfere,” a smooth, slightly raspy male voice says followed by a small sound of metal clicking. Deckard struggles against the hand choking him.

“I’m sorry! They split up! It was just the boys and that caught us by surprise!” Deckard gasps.

“Now his accomplice is asking questions about you,” the man replies. Deckard looks and in the dim lighting, he can make out a thin man with slicked back dark hair. His clothes look nice but Deckard can’t make out the details. The man is holding some sort of metallic device. Deckard watches as the man tilts his head back and the man uses the metal device to pierce his eye! Deckard’s eyes widen in shock.

“That’s not a risk I’m willing to take,” the man says and the huge muscular hand around Deckard’s neck suddenly tightens.

“Agh-“ the young man gasps.

“The kids! It was their fault! The explosion! In the upper city!” Deckard pleads, and that gets the mystery man’s attention.

“That was them?” He asks.

“Yeah. That’s why they had to split up. The topsides are up in arms looking for ‘em,” Deckard explains.

“Vander’s in trouble,” the mysterious man says, referring to the Last Drop’s owner. The man turns to look Deckard face on and Deckard chuckles nervously when he sees the mystery man’s left eye is glowing in the darkness.

“Smartest thing you ever said, boy,” the man says, standing. The man practically saunters over.

“Get him a meal,” the mystery man tells the other two that presumably work for him. The muscular man lets go of Deckard’s throat and he gasps for air.

“Keep him off the streets,” the man instructs as the two men practically drag Deckard away.

The mystery man walks up to the glass wall that looks out at the vast ocean that’s home to many of the sea creatures/monsters the man enjoys watching.

“Our timeline has moved up,” the mystery man says, at first appearing to talk to himself, until a quiet scientist makes his presence known behind the man.

“It’s almost ready,” the scientist says, looking at a vile of glowing purple liquid.

“Show me,” the man says. The scientist motions for the man to follow to a small enclosed space that contains a mouse.

“Feeding time,” the scientist says, picking up the hairless cat looking inside the area. The cat meows as he’s placed inside. The scientist locks it closed before the man turns to him.

“And the side effects?” The man asks. The scientist mixes in the glowing liquid to the mouse’s water supply.

“Stabilizing,” the scientist replies, tapping the glass to get the mouse’s attention. It squeaks before going over to the slightly purple water. It drinks some of the water while the cat stalks up to it curiously.

The mouse suddenly squeaks as if in pain and backs away from the water, twitching. That’s when purple veins start appearing all over the mouse and it grows in size by about 3 times, gaining unnatural muscle. And it’s regular, black eyes are now a glowing purple. It’s squeaks are now a mash of snarls and noises of pain. The monster mouse turns on the cat, causing the cat to freeze. The mouse leaps at the cat. The feline lets out a dying meow as the rat instantly kills the cat.

The glass cracks and blood splatters, causing the 2 men to make faces of slight disgust.

“Do you have a subject in mind?” The scientist asks.

“Someone just volunteered,” the mysterious man says, referring to Deckard.

End (credits roll in show)

[skvaderarts]

I'm literally one weak moment from making V in Elden Ring and going for the bad ending just for the fuck of it. Anyone want to follow that story? I'm legit thinking of making like a in-game diary and being like:

"Dear diary. I woke up on the floor today in a hail of mist and I set it to follow some creepy yellow light through a doorway. I have no idea where the hell I am, and I don't think I have any powers here, so it looks like I'm going to have to start over from the beginning. Also, apparently I'm "maidenless" and a "lowly tarnished". Whatever that means. Anyway, I just want stuff to stop stabbing me for 5 seconds so I can figure out where the hell I am. I'll update you later."

"So diary... Everything here wants to kill me. Like everything. Some dude turned into a bear, and I'm pretty sure a tree just tried to beat me to death. Looks like calmly offering to read them poetry isn't going to cut it here. I'm going to need some way to defend myself. But hey, some creepy doll offered me a bell that can summon spirits, and I have a magic horse. Still better than how most of my days start!"

"Well Diary... Today I roasted an entire plateau of these godless illiterate psychopaths. I still don't know what I'm doing here, but I know what's going to happen. And everyone here is going to regret the day they tried to kill me unprovoked."

"Well well well, diary. It appears that no one knows who William Blake is in these lands. I must educate them. After they stop stabbing me."

"Oh diary. After a month of being nearly stabbed to death, I have awoken and chosen violence."

"Diary. You have no idea how close I am to burning this entire kingdom to the ground. If one more lobster or giant crab attacks me just going to be held to pay. And the magic college here? Raya Lucaria?! It's run by complete and total hacks, and they wouldn't even look over my admittance paperwork! Looks like I'm going to have to go straight to the dean! There has to be some sort of mistake! This is probably the only place in this kingdom I actually belong! And they have some kind of creepy iron maiden that snatches her soul out patrolling the courtyard? And a giant bowl that tries to roll over you on the way to class? And a dog with a giant sword? Not to mention that the school uniform is a little bit unorthodox... But it literally is the only school in this entire kingdom, so I guess I'm short on choices. It's either that or go pick a fight with the trees again... Or open another chest and get teleported to God knows where. Anyway, it's been a productive day! I'll get back with you soon."

"I'm not even going to start my entry with a greeting today. I can't die. Well, I can die but I don't stay dead. Let me out of this endless death loop! My life consists of nothing but endless suffering! Well, at least some things never change. But that spell yesterday that made me shoot yellow fire out of my eyes? Can't recommend it. So far I'd rate this day a 4/10, and the only reason it isn't lower is because a giant lobster hasn't killed me for a few hours and I found a snazzy outfit on a dead guy. Wouldn't be the first time I procured my clothing by ill gotten means. Guess I got to take what I can get!"

... Omg part of me really wants to do this now holy shit. Would you guys want to see posts about it? Because I would have so much fun writing them!

Not going to lie I'm kind of desperate for somebody to want me to do this now lol! Sounds like I could be a blast! Also, check my stupid tags if you want more ideas has to what I might be planning.

Sorry for any spelling errors. Did this at 4:00 in the morning with speech to text. This is what happens when you stay up this late thinking about two different games... But hey, I did this in Bloodborne, and I can do it again! (Oh boy did the Bloodborne one go completely off the deep end. I ended up platinuming the game with my V character and that one... I mean, have I finished my first playthrough of Elden Ring? Absolutely not. But this might just be the most fun I've had in a while, if you guys are behind it.