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the most Dog ever. or. dog shaped Thing ever
#four different versions bc i couldnt decide#i have been watching So Many jimmy dean & rowlf clips its not even funny#well. it is funny. its really funny. theyre hilarious#wellll. rowlf is hilarious. jimmy dean is funny as well due to Proximity#rowlf is the best muppet no one can convince me otherwise#hes Everything#scribble garnish#the muppets#rowlf the dog#rowlf#did i make him too curly? maybe. but hey who's gonna hold me accountable No One thats who#you'll never catch me alive! i'll curly-fy... curlify.... curl... ILL MAKE EVERYTHING CURLY MARK MY WORDS#no seriously. mark em. take out your notebook and write this down there'll be a test later#anyway i love how Blanket he is#every time i see a picture of his full puppet its like. thats a blanket right there#puppy throw...#you know that would be a good blanket idea actually? head and arms and the rest is just a pelt#rowlf skin for your floor!
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The way people are becoming anti-children nowadays is really sad. And I'm not talking about people not wanting to have kids of their own, that's fine and something that shouldn't be shamed nor up to someone else to debate. No, I'm talking about the people who adamantly hate these little humans for simply existing, wanting to ban them from spaces due to them having emotional reactions that they are still learning to understand (you know, the kind of lessons that everyone had to learn and figure out at one point). It's gotten to the point where I've even seen these types of people genuinely support children being harmed and deny their hurt under the consensus of "Well then maybe they shouldn't be there," in your average public space. Like, imagine thinking hating on children, people who need assistance and guidance, is something to be proud of.
#like ill never forget this lady talking about how she took her son to some ice cream or cookie place#and let him look at the display (which is normal) only to have to pull him away bc a man got way to close#and when she talked about how weird it was (which makes sense bc it was) people were blaming her for letting her child run free (which wasn'#t what happened people just threw that in there to justify their hate & dismissing of the potential harm a child could've experienced)#“i vote that dogs should be on plans more than children bc they aren't as annoying!” is gross and brain dead bc only one of those two can#use the bathroom while the other uses it on a mat something in which has potential to stink up a plane & annoy people as well#you just want to bring your dog on board without all the hoops so you act like hating children will solve it#and coming from an animal lover dogs and other pets have the ability to annoy you on flights just as much as children can let's think now#also ive seen people say that children are wrong for experiencing emotional outbursts and im like “while it can be frustrating having to#deal with acting like you weren't in their shoes once and trying to shame them for these emotions is such a jerk thing to do“#also like its guaranteed that kids are going to cry on planes how about instead of shaming them & their parents maybe idk buy soundproof hea#-dphones? like parents are going to bring their kids traveling (as is their right) and are educating them the best they can that's not going#to change so why not take simple steps to prepare instead of hating on little humans? just saying#again this is not for people who just don't want to have kids! people who don't are just as valid as people who do#don't let anyone tell you otherwise#miscellaneous#idk necessarily how to tag this tbh#rants#tw for mentions of children being harmed
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in MDZS the novel, the innkeeper in Yunping mentions that people are too scared to go petition Yunmeng Jiang for help because someone once walked in on Sect Leader Jiang whipping a guy in the main hall, supposedly because the guy was a demonic cultivator.
#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#jc apologism#anyways as you can hopefully tell by now this is a jc stan blog.#so as a stan i will do my rightful stan duty and insist that my fave did nothing wrong#so. onwards. the “jiang cheng tortures demonic cultivators” claim is interesting on several levels#because we don't see it happen onscreen. and because thematically mdzs is a book about the unreliability of rumors#especially when said rumors conform to your preexisting understanding of someone. or what you want to hear about someone#it would have been so easy for mxtx to include a scene where jc tortures a demonic cultivator onscreen. i would love to read it too#but that doesnt happen. when jc actually corners wwx he just shoves a dog in his face and bullies him emotionally#smh jc get your shit together!! what is this lame ass display?? not living up to your reputation here loser#anyways. tbh i consider two things separately: 1. mxtx's intentions. and 2. what the text itself implies#for 1. i am legitimately unsure of what to think. mxtx relies on rumors/empathy/etc to give us info about side characters#in part because she's constrained herself to writing from wwx's perspective and has no other easy way of getting the info to us#does she intend for us to question the rumors? or are we supposed to take them as fact because of the narration limits described?#2. what the text itself implies is not necessarily the same as what mxtx intends.#for me mdzs is in part a story about the unreliability of rumors and reputation etc etc. other meta writers than i have explained it better#so for the work to go “all the rumors about wwx were exaggerated/manipulated/not 100% correct.”#“but the rumors about everyone else are 100% true!!!!!”#is peak stupidity. and shit-tier writing#and i actually like mdzs so i would like to believe the writer is more intelligent than that#thus. i conclude in part due to this emotional necessity of mine that there must have been something more going on#anyways. i have similar opinions about the “did jiggy kill rusong” business but that's a post for later#ill probably put my jc torture opinions in their own post some day#yanyan polls
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“It wasn’t your fault…” uh, yeah girl I know that already, can we just finish this print-out CBT worksheet so I can go home and cry…?
#with the utmost disrespect girl! leave it alone!#treating disobedient medical professionals like a disobedient dog#drop it girl! bad girl! put it down- that’s not your fucking toy?? LEAVE IT ALONE-#like can we not do a deep-dive into the complex ptsd in session 2 of a basic CBT course.#wasn’t even CBT for PTSD it was for OCD which we didn’t even want because we have already tried CBT a lot and it doesn’t help us#literally just pressured into taking the course because we weren’t given any other choices and didn’t want to be labelled as help-rejecting#‘we hate you mandatory-CBT-for-things-CBT-doesn’t-help with’ we say in unison#if CBT works for you good for you! not your post so go away#this post is for the CBT-haters who have been more damaged by it than helped#like no CBT will not fix my autism that I was born with. NEXTTTTT.#complex disability#mental illness#mental health#actually disabled#mhsn disability#autism struggles#autistic struggles#autistic experiences#autism spectrum disorder#autistic#actually autistic
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Why is "take me to church" SUCH a valzhang song???
#valzhang#Frank - take me to church ill worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies#Leo - ill tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife#Leo - offer me that deathless death#Frank - oh good gods let me give you my life#i so badly wanna make this into a comic or animatic or something its just THEM!!!!#leo valdez#frank zhang
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the anger is now turning into resentment
#vent post#i just keep thinking about the many ways in which my family has shown little care for me#like when i had a fucking fever of over 100° and they still guilt tripped me into taking my 90 yr old grandma to the airport#im hauling all of her shit thru ATL while fighting for my fucking life because she just HAD to go to new york#how they expect me to spend 8 hrs with them every weekend and sacrifice my sundays to sit around and watch shit on TV#how they KNOW im mentally ill and need sleep but always got sumn to say when i wanna sleep in on MY days off#my dad letting this dog bite me and then expecting me to still go in the house was the fucking last straw#im fucking done. im so over these people.#theyre on their own#im not gonna be the one sacrificing my mental health and wellbeing for people who clearly dont give a fuck about me#i am breaking the eldest daughter curse#figure it out sweetie!!!! life is about to get real hard for yall now that your pack mule isnt gonna work no mo!!!!!!#No Contact is starting a lot like Peace Of Mind
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Guess who's being autistic about the same song again.
This song is genuinely like. It hits different depending on where you're coming from. I never came into it expecting things to end well. I knew I was being abandoned, and the end of the song always made me feel like shit. Because in my head it was wrong. It was trusting and regretting. But coming into it when you're in a healthy relationship feels so... raw. It feels like what trust feels like. It legitimately, to me, feels like being that kicked dog coming home for the first time. You can clean him, you can feed him, you can love him... and maybe bit by bit, he stops ducking his head and pinning his ears back every time he's in your car. Bit by bit, he stops expecting you to drive him to a field in the middle of nowhere and drive away without him. Even if his jaws snap. Even if he hogs the bed or snores too loud or barks and chews up your cords. He doesn't have to be anything but your dog for you to love him.
#i genuinely hate how overdone the motif is nowadays. because like#my best metaphor for the fear of abandonment that comes with my mental illness is just.#that trope where someone takes a dog out. 'oh cmon fido we're going to the dog park!'#and then drives to somewhere desolate#lets fido out#and leaves him for dead#all cause he pissed on the carpet or chewed your slippers#and like hes a dumb as fuck dog so he doesnt know why.#but hes not dumb enough to forget. so when someone picks him out at the shelter.#hes still so scared of getting in that backseat.#you know?
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DONT BRING MY DOG JNTO THIS
@atherix the instant inspiration for this when i read it was immaculate. I dont think ive ever been hit with such an intense need to draw something from what im reading.
I adored this most recent chapter, it was so well done and i could ramble for hours aboout it
But anyways, here is my day watercolor, i finished the last i think 4 epispdes of mumbos season 8 and got roughly half way through scars season 8 while painting this.
I had a blast painting this, ive talked about doors to everyone around me and refusing to elaborate, i think ive confused everyone around me so i call this a success
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So I've hit a bit of a dead end in my life where I have no idea what to do or what I want to do. Do you have any advice on how to try and figure it all out?
Also I love ur duncney fics you should be an author <3
listen, anon. i'm 26. as much as i am flattered that you think i have it figured out, i do not. i'm willing to bet i wont have it figured out in ten years or twenty or forty-five. the thing is, i'm fine with that.
so here's my advice:
honestly, just keep living. put one foot in front of the other. find things you enjoy for no other purpose than enjoyment.
you don't have to 'do' anything -- living is about experiences. not every one of them have to have a purpose.
most of being human is drifting around and wondering why youre here. none of us really have the answer. that's okay. that's normal. maybe you'll never figure out what you're meant to 'do'. and that's fine!
the thing that keeps me anchored in the sea of Being Alive All the Time, and the thing that keeps most people anchored, is passion.
step one of discovering your passion, whatever it is, is to allow yourself to discover it. pick up pointless new hobbies and let yourself put them down if you dont enjoy them. read new books. read wikipedia articles for things youve never heard of. go on long walks in new parts of your neighborhood. listen to a new podcast. watch a video essay about something stupid youve always been curious about.
make bad art. paint shitty pictures, draw shitty portraits, write shitty stories. let yourself be bad at things. let yourself be purposeless.
accept the fact that you are human and unsure about your place in the universe -- because those two things go hand in hand. this is the curse of sentience. embrace it.
#sometimes knowing what to do will come to you#but that knowledge isnt permanent#you will always come unmoored#life is not lived in the safety of a harbor but on the open ocean#let yourself discover who you are. and then discover who you are again. and then discover who you are again. and then--#you are not at a dead end. you are at a crossroads#and if you just keep going you'll carry yourself to where you want to go#even if you have no idea where that is#anon#also thank you for reading my fics! see the 'make bad art' portion of this to know how i do it#sorry this is long im currently manic and i had so many thoughts#i am not the pinnacle of achievement my shit posts paint me as#i smoke too much weed and love a drunk ciggie i never do my laundry i dont believe in yardwork#i jump from hobby to hobby i spent too much money i love to cook but hate cooking#im the queen of procrastination i cry in court bathrooms i hold a grudge like its a hand#i cant figure out how to get my dog to listen to me i dont know when to shut up i dont know when to speak out#i forget to wear sunscreen i havent figured out how to forgive my father im a star wars prequel apologist#i dont know if ill ever know what to do or how to do it#i just keep moving forward and find what i need#your life is not a fetch quest for some higher purpose#it's just your life. try not to take it too seriously#ask#mumbles#jesus this is long
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why do you gotta tell me the same thing THRICE if it's still not out for delivery!!
#leo.txt#it's EXACTLY 15 kilometers away from my home by car! i checked!!!!!! you are so unserious i swear to god#fedex denmark do you not deliver on thursdays or fridays??? hm???? im pretty sure you do??????????????#like come on im this close to just walking out to your storage facility and pick it up by myself! and i'm a lazy asshole with adhd!!!!#denmark is so teeny tiny you could just like THROW THE THING and ill catch it with my mouth like a dog with a frisbee ITS NOT THAT HARD#this package is essential to my life! not really! but you ARE actively killing and murdering me and kicking me in the nuts by withholding i#and yknow what????? you guys don't even deliver it to my house half the time anyway!!! you just get confused because theres 2 doors#and youre like 'lol whatever not my problem' and send it to the kiosk instead!#BUT you never even send it to the NEAREST KIOSK THAT'S LIKE 2 SECONDS AWAY#you ALWAYS send it to the one that's WAYYYYY FURTHER AWAY FOR SOME REASON#what did the other poor storeowner do to you??? why do you hate and mistreat both of us so? isn't life hard enough as it is?#we literally PRINTED OUT A SIGN and TAPED IT TO THE GLASS OF /BOTH FRONT DOORS/#with INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAILMEN#telling you that if the package is too big to fit in the mailbox to the rightmost entrance#then just CALL THE DOORPHONE and you'll immediately be let inside#so you can leave it in the entrance!!!!#WE MADE YOU A SIGN! IT'S FOR YOU!!!! THAT WAS SO NICE OF US#and yet you still just leave us in the dust (THE DUST???) (the DUST.......)#and whenever one of my packages gets sent to the kiosk anyway IT OFTEN TAKES SEVERAL DAYS FOR MY LETTER OF NOTICE TO ARRIVE#/AS A PHYSICAL PAPER LETTER. IN THE MAIL. BY YOU/#LITERALLY 1984#SEND POST
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had to take my dog Stella to the emergency vet yesterday (we had an appointment today but it clearly got worse), and apparently a lot of dogs are showing the same symptoms as her, and in different cities (a couple who live 45 mins away from us out there had 2/3 dogs with it, our non-emergency vet's dog in a different nearby town has it, our neighbours dog also had it recently), but the vet didn't seem to know anything about there being something in the air or anything. Still, almost all of the symptoms are the same so to me that's a cause for concern, especially spread over such long distances.
So if you live in Denmark and your dog has any of the following symptoms, please take your dog to the vet sooner rather than later:
- diarrhea lasting more than a few days(Stellas was at first slimy, then very liquid-y, then a little bloody which at the time the vet said was consistent with irritated intestinal lining and not immediately an emergency appointment, and finally even later, and what made me book an emergency appointment, fully red with blood)
- vomiting (primarily bile/foamy, in our case not bloody but the couple at the vets' dog had also vomited blood)
- low to no appetite, even when tempted with treats or favorite foods
- Stella was still alert and curious, wagged when we got home, helped our other dog bark at passersby, but she was noticeably lower energy than normal and slept a lot
- burping/gas/discomfort regarding stomach acid
Also our dog was doing a very good job of keeping herself hydrated and drank all the time, but the couple at the vet's dog would throw up every time he drank.
Also, the vet said that having the type of diarrhea she had was something that could easily lead to her suddenly 'crashing', at which point dogs would easily get sepsis, and be a lot harder to treat, as well as a lot more expensive. So please try to be proactive if your dog is showing any symptoms!
#we left her at the vet overnight for iv fluids and monitoring and are still waiting to hear back#i really hope we get to bring her home today#i miss her and I'm so worried for her and also so sad that she's alone. she's never really been alone since we got her and certainly never#at the vet#diarrhea in itself isnt unusual but the usual food we make when our dogs have diarrhea didnt help and she ended up refusing it at all#and also the day before she was a little better and ate some food and didnt throw up and then got worse the day after#so#yeah I'm really worried#anyway take care of your dogs gang#maybe keep your outdoor cats indoors also just to be safe#my post#dog sickness#dog illness#dog#dogs#denmark
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and this
THIS ONE
#this one is my favorite out of all the hozier songs you've sent#he's basically just being like im warning you don't love me if i love you back ill never let you go ill be stuck to you forever won't let#get rid of me ever#“don't let me in with no intention to keep me” ow ow ow that hurt#also i am scared to assume what you meant when you said these songs are uscore but uhm.#this is the most us song ever to me#you thinking you are unlovable whereas in my mind you are the easiest person ever to love it takes no effort to love u and once it happens#it's impossible to stop believe me ive tried very hard but i am powerless i really am like a dog or a wolf whatever he's saying im not#leaving your door ill keep howling begging for us to stay together#okay bohot zyada keh diya but not backspacing it sorry not sorry#vio love
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this one person at work was telling me how one of her cats got pregnant and then she had like 6 kittens she needed to find homes for. and she was also telling me how another kitten was the sweetest thing and had a such a big personality and then the kitten got hit by a car and she was really sad. it took all of my willpower to not snap and go "that's why you shouldn't let your cats go outside, dumbass"
#cats#for real though#please keep your cats indoors#domestic cats do so much damage to the native wildlife#especially birds#and they can get FIV or just hurt or even killed#in suburban and rural areas there can be animals that can kill your cat#whether it's mountain lions or wolves or coyotes#you don't often see them cause they're usually nocturnal but they're there#when you take your cat to the vet cause of an injury or illness the FIRST question they ask is if your cat goes outside#without your supervision#if your cat is an outdoor cat it's so much harder for them to figure out why your cat is limping/sick#cause you don't know where your cat's been or what they've been doing#if you want to take your cat outside use a harness they can't get out of#i take my cat for walks all the time#it's not nearly as exciting as taking a dog for a walk cause they may only want to stay within a foot of your front door#but at least they can get some more stimulation than just looking out the window
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i think if I have enough confidence to outright lie or have an incorrect detail in a longform fic with enough conviction and/or explanation to go with it. you guys should just not say anything and give me that ok? ok
#glad we got this out of the way /silly#general barks#listen i dont feel like looking up mondstadt history or tiny character lore details for this fic. i just dont care that much#“these characters didnt have their visions/werent friends/didnt live here/whatever at this time”#“actually the lore/history states that xyz is like this because blah blah blah”#“umm did you know that-”#hush. no. shh.#im literally just a dog at a computer its a miracle im getting pieces out with paws like this#what do you expect me to do.#like yeah ill research tiny details for things that interest me sure but i just.#sometimes i take things in canon and i squash them into an empty juice box so theyre not my problem anymore#“actually in canon it states that-” canon is mine now. i do what i want. woof bark. say another word and youre gonna get bited#youre going to take this fic and youre going to ENJOY IT
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Heard a Full-Grown Adult who was sitting behind me on the train tonight genuinely say “I don’t know why people are worrying about the cost of living” and honestly even if he was joking, I’m amazed his girlfriend didn’t dump him on the spot
#Poor lassie tried to explain why it's not a good thing; personally I was tempted to chuck him off the train#And I say this by the way as someone who is *not* worrying about it personally as I know I'm ok for money#but I am worrying for everyone else I know and within thirty seconds I could come up with dozens of scenarios#where the cost of living crisis would destroy even a relatively well-off family's life#Like ok say my mum had got ill when I was two instead of when I was 25#Even aside from the fact that you know the family was already ruined by the fact that she was dying#There would have been no savings to fall back on and my dad couldn't have supplemented his income#because he would have been taking care of a toddler and being a full-time carer to my mum and two dogs#And he wouldn't have had adult children to help and maybe the company would have given full pay for a while#but either way eventually my mum would have been on statutory sick pay with energy bills doubled#a mortgage repayment schedule which has become even more expensive as it was renegotiated during Liz Truss' mismanagement#Petrol bills through the roof and no option to take public transport because unreliable and rail strikes#I think he'd be well past worried at that point if not actually destitute#And my mum was a chartered accountant#Imagine the cost if she had been on minimum wage or if she had been in a very valuable but low-paid profession like nursing#And you don't even need illness to crop up for most lower-income professions anyway because everything is beyond your means#Or how about the fact that old age pensions are below living wage#I hate to use a personal example but honestly did this guy just not have any life experience whatsoever#had he never met someone who made all the right decisions but fate screwed them or were just scraping by#Was he just saying that to get a rise out of his girlfriend (I doubt this as he was then very dismissive about single mothers)#Or was he just the most callous person in existence#Calmly and unapologetically existing on a train in Scotland#Move over Scrooge; take a seat Maggie Thatcher; there's a new kid in town#I would like to scream
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feeling like you're "not disabled enough" to quit your job or at least ask for accommodations fuckin' sucks
#venty tags because i'm angry and tired of my fuckin' job. ya'll are free to skip this one if you're not in the right headspace <3#my fuckin' rsd just really got to me today.#your muscles hurt and ache & they hurt enough to be noticeable more often than not.#you expect them to Stop Fucking Hurting SIX MONTHS into having A Job and they seem to have only gotten worse.#but they don't hurt bad ''enough'' to keep you bed ridden.#you get frequent enough headaches but none that are on the level of full on migraines.#they're enough to make you feel like shit but they don't make you physically ill.#so you go in anyway - even though taking pain meds does fuck all for any of it 90% of the time.#your brain fog is Bad but you can force yourself to snap out of it long enough to get a requested task done.#you're barely able to remember how to do multi-step shit that gets done Every Fuckin' Day and thus should be seared into your brain by now.#you're demotivated and depressed but you know none of your coworkers will Get It & you go in anyway -#so you almost have a breakdown at the end of each month but you smother it until you finally get home that day.#you're always exhausted no matter how much or little you sleep or how long or short your work day Actually is -#and every day is a fuckin' slog that only gets worse the later in the week it is.#& if you say anything about how much you hurt or how tired you are...#it's either brushed off or becomes an open invitation to infantilize and/or ''jokingly bully'' you.#you get told to ''toughen up'' or ''get better sleep'' and that ''you can do it.''#ugh. fuck.#i'm in a bit of an ''extremely fucked'' situation bc my work isn't corporate. it's incredibly close-knit & family run.#small business as hell being a service dog training thing.#granted - my boss is disabled / chronically ill so she May understand if i ever say anything.#but my fuckin' coworkers are Glaringly able-bodied & neurotypical. and they're the ones who do most of the ribbing. all of the ribbing.#it's not constant but it's consistent enough that my rsd has me somewhat convinced that most of my coworkers are probably sick of me.#i frequently have intrusive imagined scenarios where i get fired & at least one person says ''good riddance'' or something like that.#i'm a scrawny depressed queer who's only kind of good at sweeping up.#and i can barely do that these days without having to sit down every handful of minutes.#it's just kind of all around fucked rn.#i can't wait to get out of here.
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