#ill get you for this

[bleu-oscar]

HUH??!@?!?!

[xxcrispxx]

Affectionately whacking you RIGHT NOW HEHEHEHEE YOU CANNOT STOP ME

I HAVE 99+ NOTIFICATIONS BAT PLEASE SPARE ME

[thetoadcrow]

girl help I'm trying to finish a podcast but I keep getting distracted by other podcasts

[mochasucculent]

Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

[podcastwizard]

you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku

[m00ngbin]

you are lying to the people

where is my apology!!!!!!

OMG. [SWEATS] UHHHHHH IDK WHERE THOSE CAME FROM, THEY MUST BE DOCTORED IMAGES. I SWEAR I WOULD NEVER SAY SUCH A THING!!!!! HOW COULD YOU LIE ABOUT SOMETHING I SAID, I TRUSTED YOU. I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY LIFE MEWMEW

[sickfreaksirkay]

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

[reblogforsamplesize]

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[little-pissbaby]

fun fact about me! I have hyperadrenergic Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (hPOTS). this means I am prone to fainting when I change positions or when I feel a strong surge of emotion, positive or negative. for me, laughing is my worst non-postural trigger.

this is a clip from playing lethal company with friends a few months ago. you can hear the eerie silence of presyncope at 0:19, and the sound at 0:23 is my face hitting the keyboard lmao. I played this for my mother and she literally pissed herself laughing and DEMANDED I show every single person I know (including my doctors, who thought it was funny to see and surprisingly helpful, especially for being audio only).

[marciaillust]

almost blown out bsky / twt / ig

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[underwhelmingalchemist]

*mom voice* You can get these words back when you know what they mean

[anbaisai]

AU where Mostro Lounge launches it as an official sporting event, because Azul smelled the business opportunity (featuring @raven-at-the-writing-desk's Miss Raven with Jade)

(Continuation of the book 4 mystery)

Bonus of the nefarious opportunistic octopus: