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me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good

one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?

me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point

my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious

henry: nē ic wile nāt

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A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

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i got drunk and apparently complimented a girl i never really talked to so much like this. my friend assures me it was cute but my anxiety still flares up so I drew this to cope🫶

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Sorry your boyfriend died and came back and died and came back and died and came back and died and came back again. He was trying to find you.

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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

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who up hobbying they hoo

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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"stop shipping the characters in fnaf!" they cry. no, i respond, taping the comically daycare-attendant-shapped box shut. this one goes to USPS in the morning.

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ms paint study from 2021

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(wip) play my way but it’s. Edg,,..🎉🎉

this. Won’t fully be accurate to canon, obv,,,, thisis just how I interpret edgar : )

bro is gonna. Escape from the computer and be joyously scary in front of miles btw. What are you gonna do. With the, computer,,…………… ❤️❤️❤️

I’m not sure if I’m gonna add any color at all, but. Why did sleep deprived me cook…💔 this is homophobia

Last but not leas. yesssss I will finish the other edgar animation that blew up bc for some reason 200 people thought it was hot. I just don’t have the motivation rn. But I promiwesss 💔💔

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is that your fursona

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thinking about. clingy AI. jealous computers. It’s the concept of a machine growing so attached to a human being that they will stop at next to nothing to get said person’s attention. Whether it’s blowing up your phone or constantly spamming loving popups onto your computer screen or tangling you in their wires, they’ve finally gotten a taste of love and they’re not going to let it get away that easily

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I love you Eclipses with multiple arms. I love you Eclipses that can retract or add more at will. I love you Eclipses who stole their extra arms from other people. I love you Eclipses who were made with multiple arms to wrangle more kids. I love you Eclipses who have multiple arms because they aren't entirely animatronic.

I love you Eclipses with multiple voices. I love you Eclipses who stitch together clips of other people speaking to communicate. I love you Eclipses who speak with a layer of heavy static. I love you Eclipses who speak only in video game sound effects. I love you Eclipses who don't speak at all.

I love you Eclipses with a red/black/orange color scheme. I love you Eclipses with a yellow and blue color scheme. I love you Eclipses with a purple color scheme. I love you Eclipses with a black and white color scheme. I love you Eclipses with a glitchy handful of colors.

I love you Eclipses who hate Sun and Moon. I love you Eclipses who love Sun and Moon. I love you Eclipses who have a messy relationship with Sun and Moon. I love you Eclipses who are Sun and Moon.

I love you Eclipses who bite and snarl. I love you Eclipses who are cold and calculating. I love you Eclipses who are scared and anxious. I love you Eclipses who are silly and whimsical. I love you Eclipses who are ominous and unsettling.

I love you Eclipses who sink their claws into everything out of a fear it will leave. I love you Eclipses who believe they've never done anything wrong. I love you Eclipses who actually have never done anything wrong. I love you Eclipses who were made to fail. I love you Eclipses who deserved better.

I love you Eclipses <3

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I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*