#ikevamp funny

[natimiles]

I need this to happen:

Arthur: *say something obvious* MC: no shit, Sherlock Arthur:

[cookiesandbiscuits]

LMAO they're so chaotic 😂

[arthurs-puppygirl]

he’s just a funny liddle guy 🧡

[koco-coko]

Charles: I hate that I killed all those people

Also Charles:

[misty-moth]

I chose “Yes” knowing damn well it was the wrong answer in hopes of the funnies… and she didn’t even commit to it for a full 2-3 word sentence 🫠

[jophinabean]

Leo!? 😭🫣🥴

[onegianthotmess]

Ikevamp Incorrect Quotes

feat. Comte, Leonardo, and Jane (OC)

Comte: *turns Jane Seymour into a vampire and brings her home to show Leonardo*

Comte: A child.

Leonardo: *tired of coparenting nine grown ass men* No-

Jane: ???

[redheadkittys]

...when you want to send an dick pic but keep it classy😋...

...(and yes...this codpiece really existed in the 15th/16th century)...

[lunasnowdrop]

Imagine MC showing Vlad this book.

"Look! I found you!"

[natimiles]

The :o troupe

Bonus: Vincent (he is trying to :o)

And then Seth trying too hard...

[cookiesandbiscuits]

Sorry Newt– I mean Isaac. I didn't mean to laugh 🥹

[yanderepuck]

Sebastian: Arthur do you have anything that would help for a headache?

Arthur: yeah, here *hands him a bottle*

Sebastian: thanks

*a few hours later*

Sebastian: Arthur what did you give me

Arthur: its this fairly new medicine called cocaine

Sebastian:

[writingwhimsey]

Obviously we all hate ads but at least this product is hilarious. (NSFW 18+ below)

Also I can't help but to think that ikesen Motonari, ikepri Jin, and ikevamp Arthur would buy these for MC/us.

[misty-moth]

Uh oh, Moth’s posting about Arthur’s route again.

This round: Arthur having a tender heart and choosing to be vulnerable and honest. It is always in season.

Toward the end:

And then after this MC was flabbergasted that Arthur was willing to lose the bet on purpose when he hates losing… ma’am, is that really the character development that we are going to focus on from all of this??? 😐 the boy cries you a sweater of tears—

Aaanywho, real takeaway? He just had one hell of an emotional night and they let him cry it out, and I think that’s mighty swell. And I’ll probs post a little of his pov from the actual event later (I have zero restraint when it comes to him) because, as per usual, his pov is incredibly important to him as a character. He is constantly growing and trying to be better and it’s incredibly refreshing to watch someone fight for themselves and reflect on/analyze their behavior and consequences regularly.

And don’t get me staaarted on his chapter 0 pov—

[cloudcountry]

i have a newton's cradle in my room taht my parents bought for me a while ago and now i cant stop glancing over at it help me i am in my unhinged arc

[ragfam]

HES DA JOKA BAYBEEEE