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How I think the Stardew datables are in bed

NFSW warning

Alex

• rough and but like gentle at the same time

• he definitely forgets that he's very strong sometimes, so like he'll just toss you onto his bed and then be like 'oh shit'

• he would be like very attentive tho

• like always checking if you are okay, because he doesn't want to hurt you (unless you'd be into that ;3 )

• like, soft top

Elliott

• dirty talking 100%

• he would be a little pervy, but he would worship you so hard

• overstim until you can't think oms

• he definitely has tried every single kink out there

• I feel like he'd tie you up and then try his hand at drawing you (he'd give up and just worship you with his lips)

• definitely a switch. his hair is so pullable-

Harvey

• messy whimpers all the way

• like, this man is a sub. He can be Dom, but he isn't comfy

• like, tell him what to do and sit on his face

• he's a sweetheart but a little clueless

Sam

• oms, biggest perv. BIGGEST perv.

• he will cover you with hickeys so everyone knows you are his

• a little clueless but sweet

• he wants to fuck you in front of anyone who breathes in your direction

• 100% clothes thief (especially dirty clothes)

Shane

• also a little perv

• he will probably grab your butt/tits throughout the day

• tired sex, but he will still ruin you

• cockwarming while cuddling or rough sloppy sex

Sebastian

• a male moaner

• a little bit of a pervert

• mommy issues

• also a switch but call him your good boy and he will do ANYTHING for you

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Hat mouse supplies Emily with her drugs

one of the funniest parts abt the stardew valley community is that no one questions the hat mouse. like yeah it's a mouse that lives in the woods? and sells u hats? what's the issue

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This is my new favorite piece of dialogue in the entire game.

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Sebastian Stardew Valley headcannons:

• he would have piercings (like, definitely eyebrow piercing and angle bites)

• he definitely wears eyeliner and helps the farmer with theirs

• he knows how to dye hair, and helps Abby and Sam with theirs

• he secretly admires Elliott's talent with the piano (though he will never admit it)

• he secretly asks Penny for romance book recommendations and then reads them. But, he covers the romance books with like, an emo looking cover so Robin doesn't know what's he's reading

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Hear me out: Sam is for everyone, Alex is for the male farmer, Haley is for the female farmer and Emily is Ace.

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Ay ay ayyy

Welcome to my lair

I write shit about Stardew valley lol (headcannons and crap like that haha)

I do take requests, so go crazy

I do write NSFW, but I will give warnings

Have a great day

Important shit:

I'm 22 years old, I don't care what you call me, I go by any pronouns (I am a girl tho I'm just not picky)