#im trying to be funny

[nicolekart]

they will be flirting, but animated 💜

[nasstyssanktuss]

I'm severely sleep deprived so have this shitpost

[starsnumber1charliefan]

*holds microphone up to you* Stars! How do you feel now that Ken has blocked you?

*wrestler voice* hes playing hard to get chat but im too alpha to leave him be

[lunasnowdrop]

Imagine MC showing Vlad this book.

"Look! I found you!"

[gothamcityneedsme]

rereading the ep2 part where kanon goes to jessicas school festival, and oh man ryukishi writes so funny, he should write teenaged girls more often *remembers higanbana* nevermind

[defiantcurse]

oh so nakahara chuuya can have a corrupted form but when i do it it’s a personality disorder

[the-incorrect-quotes-show]

Sun, tired asf, finding someone watching him, in a goofy voice:... my my, i think we have a spy!

Moon: Sun, stop singing and call the cops. Please.

now technically, they have a lot of people watching them all of the time, i highly doubt they dont put cameras in the daycare and in their heads

[stars-and-guts]

public service announcement

more directed at my oomfs but whatever

stop attributing me to asks that genuinely were not me please not just because some of them i would literally never say but because the creative unhinged genius behind them is something i would never dream to steal the credit of

as an artist those asks were not me and i feel that their true glory should be attached to their rightful name 👍👍👍

whoever is out there calling my moots dilfs, one youre wrong, two please keep doing it the entertainment it provides us is chefs kiss

[nicolekart]

The bunch of doodles inspired by the latest chapter of this amazing fanfic I've been crazy about for a few weeks.

(I was sketching this yesterday, when I saw The Mighty Nein news :3)

the golden thread around your neck whispered visions of my undoing by MarsBar2019

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43430334/chapters/111900268

[lovelessmotel]

the tomgreg power dynamic is so funny to me because it can be said that tom is gregs superior, but its also very unclear what gregs actual job is besides being a nepo baby

[symbioteburnout]

How Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness should have ended.

(From Venomverse #5 by Cullen Bunn)

[berylthebarrel]

i walk up to a whiteboard on the wall

it is titled “ACCOUNTS MADE”

there are 2 slash marks on the board

I pick up the marker, and make another

I leave

[treeffles]

Yeah, that's usually how one cries over the death of a fictional character

Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

Sadly

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[questioningstressing]

Friend: hey man I'm really worried Abt you

Me: I'm fine!

The asshole standing next to me who can only tell the truth: he's not.

[rivals-legacy]

I have the illuminati unholy trilogy of all three kinds of hallucinations.

On an unrelated note there's a man in the corner of my room