#im trying to be funny

[nasstyssanktuss]

I'm severely sleep deprived so have this shitpost

[starsnumber1charliefan]

*holds microphone up to you* Stars! How do you feel now that Ken has blocked you?

*wrestler voice* hes playing hard to get chat but im too alpha to leave him be

[zwhiteart]

Please enjoy my random thoughts while I draw some cut scenes from the Lucanis Romance

Also, I have a Shop now!!!!

I have some cool stuff and more to come!

[lunasnowdrop]

Imagine MC showing Vlad this book.

"Look! I found you!"

[astraswades]

art style crisis

I DREW THIS IN DECEMBER ATLEAST 2 DAYS AGO

HOW DID IT CHANGE SO FAST or so slowly IDK

I also drew billy 🤗🤗🤗

[eyepatchdate]

rereading the ep2 part where kanon goes to jessicas school festival, and oh man ryukishi writes so funny, he should write teenaged girls more often *remembers higanbana* nevermind

[defiantcurse]

oh so nakahara chuuya can have a corrupted form but when i do it it’s a personality disorder

[the-incorrect-quotes-show]

Sun, tired asf, finding someone watching him, in a goofy voice:... my my, i think we have a spy!

Moon: Sun, stop singing and call the cops. Please.

now technically, they have a lot of people watching them all of the time, i highly doubt they dont put cameras in the daycare and in their heads

[stars-and-guts]

public service announcement

more directed at my oomfs but whatever

stop attributing me to asks that genuinely were not me please not just because some of them i would literally never say but because the creative unhinged genius behind them is something i would never dream to steal the credit of

as an artist those asks were not me and i feel that their true glory should be attached to their rightful name 👍👍👍

whoever is out there calling my moots dilfs, one youre wrong, two please keep doing it the entertainment it provides us is chefs kiss

[berylthebarrel]

i walk up to a whiteboard on the wall

it is titled “ACCOUNTS MADE”

there are 2 slash marks on the board

I pick up the marker, and make another

I leave

[treeffles]

Yeah, that's usually how one cries over the death of a fictional character

Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

Sadly

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[j-a-nuary]

That In Which Skzteenteez fic is so funny i stumbled upon it today and it went from haha lol crack to wtaf real quick

Ngl, at first it was just going to those first three posts.

Then the writing ghosts got into me. Probably via a cheeseburger or something. How typically American of me.

It's my lowest stakes project tbh. I get a plot bunny and go "fuck it, that could go in In Which" lol

[blacklacrosseplayer]

btw it's totally fine if you're way realer than me and therefore dont want to follow back. i'll just learn from you and unfollow you in a few years fr and you wont even notice <3

[aiden-stardancer]

Ohhhh

That explains a lot

I need the name of your therapist

never been to therapy!

[not-athing]

Dear Microsoft office,

Those aren't sentences. I dont need a period after those points. Why are you saying they're grammatically incorrect? They are not. How are you able to fix this for me?

From,

A disgruntled person trying to plan an email