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they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding
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Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.
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Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”
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every winter solstice I am consumed with thoughts of Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost...
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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
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the secret to life is always having something to look forward to
#I have a concert I’ve been looking forward to today#and I have a holiday party after#I’ve been so excited
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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.
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me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults
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when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use
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A wizard that uses Cards Against Humanity as his tarot deck.
Your first draw is “a sad handjob”. One is tempted to interpret this as a bad omen of broken love, but it is the beginning of the road, so know that your path starts from hardships but the next card reveals what shall come of this heartbreak.
“Shiny objects” while more vague in the game, this is more concrete in divination, you are going to receive great material wealth. But next in this formation is the fork, so this will lead to 2 options you must choose between.
“Advice from a wise, old black man” you will have the opportunity to give boons to others or perhaps be directed by the wisdom of others. The other option is… “racism”…
Okay, well, don’t choose that path. Reading done.
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Why WOULD I pay for tumblr premium when I get quality ads like this???
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