#ik you see the vision

[thegreatnpowerfulspuukiiz]

LISTEN TO ME!! LISTEN!!

THIS but it’s pandora and clarence pls pls pls someone anyone that can draw it’d be so cute i NEED it in my life 😭💔

[anbaisai]

上っ面な愛を愛と呼べんなら If this shallow love is what you call love 如何せん僕はフールみたい Unfortunately, like a fool, 『離したいワケがない』って言うけど I said “It’s not like I want to let you go” — 『紗痲/Shama』 (煮ル果実/NILFRUITS)

Jamiyuu as Shama has been on my mind for several days, so enjoy the unexpected doomed yuri. For those who don't know the reference, check out the linked music video for the full story! (Unused sketch under the cut bc I couldn't bring myself to delete it)

It fits too well, does anyone get me (please)

[thegoldencontracts]

The Oddity Of Kindness

Jade finds you quite amusing, really. He can't help but wish to catch you off-guard. And yet, his plans are thrown off by your dastardly schemes of- genuine kindness?

Notes: NGL Jade would actually make a really good Kaguya from love is war but at the same time I like it better when there is no shirogane... Just him doing that stuff and some random person who's incredibly nice (I low-key wanna make this fic a series guys HELP-)

Jade always found you to be quite the peculiar individual. You never displayed the fear characteristically shown around him. Oblivious, perhaps?

Your peculiarity just made you all the more fascinating. Jade couldn't help but wonder how you'd react upon finding out his true nature.

He'd lamented this to Floyd. Floyd had just said he was being "lame". How foolish. Jade was most certainly not being lame, in fact, he was being incredibly cunning in his schemes to catch you off-guard. He was intelligent, analyzing your weaknesses with am effortless prowess rarely seen, and he had a flawless plan.

Really, it would be so amusing to toy with you a tad. After all, what could you possibly do against him?

"You're blushing, Jade," Azul had commented idly as Jade left to meet you at the botanical gardens, where you went every Saturday morning to pick strawberries. Somehow, Trey let you pick them without charging anything like he had with Jade. You must've been a genius of wit to make that happen.

"Perhaps you require an eye-exam, Azul," Jade said with a laugh. Honestly, what sort of lovesick fool did Azul think he was? Blushing like some schoolgirl meeting their crush! "Your glasses clearly aren't high enough in power. Would you like me to schedule an appointment for you?"

Azul merely rolled his eyes.

"You would do well to get yourself an eye exam," he said, waving Jade off with a shoo. Whatever. Azul simply failed to comprehend Jade's plan. Really, most people would. It was so dastardly Jade couldn't help but feel a bit bad at his own cold-hearted nature.

He was going to fluster you. That was the end goal. He'd already laid out a step-by-step process, along with backup-plans for your every counter.

The first step was to enter the greenhouse. He'd just done that. The second was to walk over to where you were. Closer, closer, taking in the slight scent of petrichor, the fresh, ruby-red strawberries that surrounded you, until...

"Ah, Jade!" You jumped up at the sight of him, rubbing the back of your neck sheepishly upon facing him. "Sorry. Didn't see you there."

He smiled, making sure to keep his mouth closed. It made him seem polite, but slightly unnerving due to the way the smile didn't reach his eyes.

Phase one of his plan - to catch you off-guard and leave you at a disadvantage - was a success. It was time for phase two.

"Don't worry," he said. "I completely understand. Regardless, I'm rather curious as to what you're doing. You show up at the garden rather often at this exact time, you see."

He'd just combined steps three and four into one. He'd both unnerved you a bit more by implying that he'd observed your habits and made for a smooth transition to bringing up why he came to the botanical gardens.

"Oh, I'm just here to pick some strawberries for Trey!" So you picked those as a favor to him. That explained why Trey never attempted to seek payment. "He's pretty swamped in Heartslabyul most days, so I like to deliver the strawberries to him."

So you were kind, yes, but that was nothing but old news. More importantly, why weren't you unnerved by the fact that Jade seemed to know you well?

"What about you?" You asked. "I can't name a time, but I know you come here pretty often too. Mind sharing why?"

So, it'd finally come to this. Jade could already picture the sight of you caught off-guard. It would be so tantalizing- amusing. It would be amusing. Not tantalizing, and certainly not something to savor.

"You truly wish to know? It might frighten you," he said, with that typical, unnerving grin of his. But you didn't even bat an eye. How peculiar.

"Yeah, sure!" You said.

His plan was coming to an amusing fruition. Jade knew his eyes were sparkling as he started his ramble.

"I have a love for mushrooms," he said. "The beautiful, often poisonous things. I come here to grow them. I cultivate them ad best as I can, you know. Some fungi can't be grown here. Those tend to be more poisonous. The fun ones. And then, after a long time, the mushrooms are ready for cultivation. The ones that seem edible get fed to others. And yet, they must complain. I still remember the ghost chef who kept insisting it was rude to feed others mushrooms that freeze the tomgue. How odd, no? It was merely a bit of fun."

Silence ensued, with you keeping your hand clasped firmly over your mouth. Jade grinned. He'd done it. To think, you were so easily frightened. How amusing.

But then, you burst into laughter.

"What seems to be the matter?" He said. This wasn't what he expected to happen. Most people were dying to run away, yet paralyzed in fear.

"I- hah, sorry," you said, wheezing in attempts to catch your breath. "You're just so cute when you talk about your mushrooms. And then you were looking at me at the end like you were expecting something, and I just couldn't help it!"

At his reaction, you seemed to come to a realization.

"Did you actually think that'd scare me?" Here it was. You'd show your less kind side to mock him.

But then, your expression seemed to somber for a bit, before you puffed yourself up in an act of resoluteness.

"All those people who tell you it's weird are wrong!" You said, seeming awfully indignant. "You're cute when you get all excited and your eyes sparkle, a-and I loved learning more about your cultivation process. The information's a bonus, not something to put up with!"

You thought he was- cute? T-That wasn't true at all! Jade wasn't cute, he was a predator, and he was cold and cunning in a way that had brought fear upon others! Even as a child, he'd been feared by the high-profile clients Father had him hunt.

So how could you of all people think he was cute? This was utterly absurd. No one thought he was cute, especially not when he talked about mushrooms!

His mouth went dry. His face felt so hot it felt like it would combust any second. What was he to do? He'd never thought this would happen!

"You okay, Jade? Your face is really red," you said. Somehow, you seemed nothing but concerned. There wasn't an ounce of malice in your eyes, and he didn't understand that. Why? Weren't you going to attempt to take advantage of this rare moment of weakness? To garner a favor?

"I- must leave," he said, swallowing rapidly in hopes of overcoming the knot that seemed to form in his throat. "Until next time. This was a pleasure."

"Yeah, I was really nice getting to know you better!" You said. "And don't feel bad about how red your face is! I think it's super cute! But, since it probably means you're sick, rest up, okay?"

What sort of dastardly trick was this? You couldn't possibly be so well-intentioned. So caring, so concerned, over him? It was incomprehensible.

A retreat. He had to stage a retreat. This was too much.

"Hey, Jade!" Said Floyd, right as Jade had strained the illusion of safety. "You're so red right now? 'Rest up, okay'?"

Floyd had- heard everything?

"You'd beat be quiet, dear brother," he said. His voice cracked. Jade's voice never cracked! That simply wasn't something that happened.

"No, no, Floyd is right," said none other than Azul, approaching Jade from the other direction. He was trapped. "What happened to you? Perhaps your little crush managed to turn the tables on you?"

There was nothing to speculate for either of them. They'd seen it all go down. But Jade had to put an end to this somehow.

"It would be a shame if I were to tell everyone about both of your more embarrassing moments, now wouldn't it?" That wasn't nearly as subtle as Jade would've liked. But it did the trick, and got both Azul and Floyd to quit revelling in his suffering.

"Why must you be this way?"

"Boo. Killjoy."

Jade couldn't help but let out a small laugh at their comments as he pulled himself together.

"Regardless, the Prefect truly is a fascinating character," he said. You really were quite the odd one, weren't you?

Change of plans. He didn't want to fluster you anymore. No.

Now, he was going to woo you.

[stealingyourbones]

I desperately need someone to draw Olympian Dick Grayson AU as the image of that poor pole vaulter who hit his dick on the bar and messed up his vault

[what-the-bally-hell]

someone needs to draw benjamin in this sweater vest I found on pinterest it would be so funny

[prism-forgone]

okay there is something i need to talk about because i haven't seen much of this anywhere?

we know noelle and kris are childhood friends

we know that berdly attached himself to noelle and they are also friends (noelle mentions how he acts when there's no one else other than them)

and we know that kris and berdly at least hang out because checking him in his second battle tells us "he usually only gets this mad when you play games together"

so what i want to see is those three hanging out because i am of the opinion it would be absolutely hysterical

we have this little glimpse

and this is - i can't understate it - so funny. i think these idiots would for sure do this as an inside joke (my one lead is that noelle is often confused in battle and does stuff on accident - even in that battle she accidentally compliments berdly - but she has No Questions At All here as if this happened before)

so we have this insane dynamic of The Most Annoying Reddit Guy You'll Ever Meet, The Cryptid That Is Hellbent On Breaking That Guy's Sanity Through Whatever Means Necessary, and The Bystander Who Seems To Hold The Braincell (But Is Weird Enough That Internally She Finds All This Pretty Fucking Funny)

[justtkatt]

May I present

[neverjustblue]

Jason was supposed to die, as far as Hera had been concerned. Storm or Fire, except Hera had already decided which the world would fall to.

Leo, her Lion, her hero, who always strayed from the path to create another. Her Contrarian. Her fighter. Leo, whose life she intervened in relentlessly, Leo who suffered in particular and cruel, but most importantly, mortal ways. It made him real.

And Jason, an afterthought to save her Lion. The Lamb, who she’d lead to the slaughter. Jason, a follower, who’d always walk the path presented to him. Jason who lived an always mythical life, Jason who believed in duty and fate and challenged neither. He was manufactured and crafted. Not to live, not like Leo, but to die.

And the, for the last time, Leo rejects the path in front of him, making his own, overwhelming Jason’s ability to follow the path he’s been given.

(this is based off a fic i read, where jason was the one who was supposed to live and leo was meant to die. thought it’d be cool to see it the other way) (go read a lifetime from the hunt on ao3)(it kinda makes more sense the otherway but i thought this would be fun to see)

[boothefanficeater]

AND NOW FOR MY FINAL TRICK.

Their ship name is prokour (pro neighbor x sunglasses pro)

[josie-marks]

elphaba and glinda are stronger than me because if my girl rival stood in front of me with her face so close telling how much she loathes me i would just kiss her in the spot to be honest

[introspectivememories]

any spider pairing is soooo pushing daises coded. yknow what im taking about. when ned and chuck kiss through the plastic wrap? that's neteyam/lo'ak/kiri only being able to kiss him through the oxygen mask. he's right there. he fits in your arms perfectly and you still cannot touch him. you cannot stroke his cheek or press your foreheads together. you cannot hold his face so you settle for an approximation. you trace the seam of the mask and press your forehead to the ever-cool glass and hope that he understands the depth of your love. you press a kiss to where his mouth would be without the mask. when you open your eyes, his are closed like he's trying to imagine it too.

[puppiesandnightlock]

…how about that clois elevator shaft scene for maws with damijon in the midst of a battle with a rooftop

[witchlingcirce]

I need y’all to see my vision but I feel like Kit would really enjoy using a balisong/butterfly knife. I feel like he would really like to fidget with it.

LIKEE do y’all see the vision???? And on the note of Balisong’s, I feel like Cristina and Kit would be really cute friends (from this one passage)

[thepunkmuppet]

i am once again thinking about a buffy and spike body swap episode.

SOMEONE PLEASE DROP FIC RECS IN THE NOTES HELP A GUY OUT I DON’T READ SMUT BTW I JUST NEED THIS SO BAD

[oceanbluuu]

I just love wenzhou sm bc I can just describe their dynamics as the duo that one would go "haha love u bro" but like, romantically, erotically, deeply in love and in the most gayest bromance possible, while the other one would go "you.. are my soulmate..." but like, no homo tho

[zo0pl0op]

i think kinitopet artists should draw kinito with their fashion taste more bc he adapts to you so like. what if he had YOUR fashion taste/desired fashion taste. emo kinito. kinito in a flannel or smth. kinito in a lolita coord. you see the vision right