#iif youre on there 2orry.

[2hiit]

fiinally updated my friiend2 page.

[gho2ty]

any potentiial piitch ha2 two fall wiithiin the tiimeliine of knowiing me long enough that ii re2pect them but not knowiing me 2o long that we have way two much diirt on eachother that we would explode iintwo a fiine mii2t iif 2wiing2 2tarted.

[twotiime2]

ii feel a2 though maybe we're not on the 2ame wavelength. ii'm a2kiing, can your booth replace the iimplant mount iit2elf wiith 2ay, a copy that iincorporate2 theiir own cell2 iintwo iit 2o they don't even have that iimmune re2pon2e and rejectiion?

hell or maybe chexxiit could ju2t fiix theiir whiite blood cell2 2o they 2top rejectiing the iimplant altwogether. your booth2 can entiirely remake people, after all, riight?

Wellllllll it's kinda like lightbulb rules! If you've got another prosthetic that's mount-compatible, you can totally swap 'em out!

Or else, you will be able to, once R&D is finished with the finer points of the next upgrade! It's not a perfect fix, but until we have one, we supply everyone who has a prosthetic with a wholeass bottle of their prescribed immune-suppressants for free, because screw corporate pharmacies!

[broadway-sollux]

ii dont know iif 2hould 2ay youre welcome or iim 2orry.

at lea2t iim feeliing 2pliit on iit.

ehehe.

lyriic2 by auricTruism and my2elf under the cut

Woah-oh-ohx3 (Don't let your matesprit know) You can fill a pail with me (Woah-oh-oh) Satisfaction guaranteed (Woah-oh-oh) We can make a fuck machine (Woah-oh-oh-oh) A fuck machine You can fill a pail with me (Woah-oh-oh) Slurry stain a bucket or three (Woah-oh-oh) We can make a fuck machine (Woah-oh-oh-oh) A fuck machine Now I don't care If you're a girl or a toy If you're a game or a boy If you're nerd or a wwhore This nook is so bad It could make a ghost bust These bulges so sick They could fill an heiress Now this calls for a celebration With a little unquadranted masturbation You're comin' for us We're comin' for you You're comin' for us We're comin' for all of you You can fill a pail with me (Woah-oh-oh) Science fiction fantasy  (Woah-oh-oh) We can make a fuck machine (Woah-oh-oh-oh) A fuck machine You can fill a pail with me (Woah-oh-oh) How bad could it be? (Woah-oh-oh) We can make a fuck machine (Woah-oh-oh-oh) A fuck machine You can fill a pail with me (Woah-oh-oh) Satisfaction guaranteed (Woah-oh-oh) We can make a fuck machine (Woah-oh-oh-oh) A fuck machine You can fill a pail with me (Woah-oh-oh) We can fill a bucket or three (Woah-oh-oh) We can make a fuck machine (Woah-oh-oh) A fuck machine

[shittydrawnsollux]

SOLLUX 1TS OK4Y 1F YOU'R3 G4Y. -@badlydrawnterezi

TA: "gay" ii2 barely even a THIING for u2!!!!!!!

TA: and even iif 2tupiid 2exualiitiie2 were a2 relevant for troll2 ii wouldnt need two bee told iit2 "okay" iit2 not liikiing GUY2 that bother2 me iit2 WHY DOE2 EVERYONE THIINK IIM GAY FOR THO2E GUY2 2PECIIFIICALLY.

TA: "oh look at me im davesprite and im an insufferable prick who doesnt even know how to not explode on my own because i cant admit my gayass feelings for my best friend or whatever even though this has been going on for who knows how long". ohhhhh ye22222 ii hate hiim 2ooooo much <3< <3< completely worth my tiime and effort.

TA: 2arca2m. ii HOPE hii2 a22 explode2 next tiime ju2t 2o ii dont have two deal wiith hiim iin any way.

TA: "ohhhhhh im ewidan ampowa im a big fuckin wweenie wwah wwah wwah" why do people thiink ii want hiim??

TA: and KK oh GOG that2 the wor2t of them all. iif you want two 2ee u2 kii22 2o bad fiir2t off go 2tuff your own nook and then diie becau2e iit2 NOT HAPPENIING. go watch kk kii22 hii2 2tupiid 2triider boyfriiend and leave me out of iit.

TA: and ju2t-

TA: ju2t...

TA: ...

TA: ...2orry tz. ii... diidnt mean two... 2ay all that. mo2t of iit ii2nt even diirected at you.

TA: 2orry.

TA: "gay" is barely even a THING for us!!!!!!!

TA: and even if stupid sexualities were as relevant for trolls i wouldnt need to be told its "okay" its not liking GUYS that bothers me its WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM GAY FOR THOSE GUYS SPECIFICALLY.

TA: "oh look at me im davesprite and im an insufferable prick who doesnt even know how to not explode on my own because i cant admit my gayass feelings for my best friend or whatever even though this has been going on for who knows how long". ohhhhh yesssss i hate him sooooo much <3< <3< completely worth my time and effort.

TA: sarcasm. i HOPE his ass explodes next time just so i dont have to deal with him in any way.

TA: "ohhhhhh im ewidan ampowa im a big fuckin wweenie wwah wwah wwah" why do people think i want him??

TA: and KK oh GOG thats the worst of them all. if you want two see us kiss so bad first off go stuff your own nook and then die because its NOT HAPPENING. go watch kk kiss his stupid strider boyfriend and leave me out of it.

TA: and just-

TA: just...

TA: ...

TA: ...sorry tz. i... didnt mean to... say all that. most of it isnt even directed at you.

TA: sorry.

[homestuck-stories]

Wait I want to request a thing for my best friend.

He adores karkat, sollux, and mituna. So If you could write something with any of them for him that would be lovely!

He loves cats and bees a ton, struggles with OCD and being half deaf (missing an ear). Hes an artist too and loves baking.

Just do whatever is easy but make it really sappy and romantic >:3c fluster him ♡

Hope this is ok to request! Thanks in advance!

♡Fox

—SOLLUX WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU ON DRUGS? Some troll asked on Trollian. The notification arrived soon, being answered by another troll. —… no, iim not iin drug2. why are you a2kiing that riight now, KK? —LET'S SEE. YOU WERE REALLY SPECIFIC ABOUT WHAT YOU WANTED. YOU WANTED TO TALK WITH Y/N. I GAVE YOU HIS TAG. AND YOU IGNORED ME. I TALKED WITH HIM. THEY ACCEEDED TO TALK WITH YOU AND, AFTER PUTTING SOME WORK ON IT, I EVEN MAKE HIM AGREE INTO HAVING A DATE WITH YOU. BUT YOU HAVE TO GO NOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE HIM. The other troll tried not to panic. He knew how important it was to cause a good impression on you on the first date, so he said. —oh. 2o you 2ay that iim late. that make2 2en2e. yeah, ii 2hould go now. thank2 for remiindiing me two go talk wiith hiim, KK. ii dont know what iid do iif ii havent 2uch a good friiend —PLEASE DON'T BE DEPRESSIVE AND SWEET WITH ME. YOU ARE KINDA DISGUSTING. BUT YEAH, SAY THANKS. YOU HAVE TO BE THANKFUL I DON'T GO IN YOUR PLACE. THAT KID IS REALLY NICE AND HAS SOME GUTS, SO I FEEL HE COULD WORK AS A GOOD MATESPRIT. TA disconnected that moment, making his way to the place where you were waiting. He arrived as soon as possible for him and, when he arrived, he was so flustered. He wasn't expecting something so… Appropiate. You lacking a part of yourself (your ear) did make Sollux feel alright in a weird but good way. He was insecure because of his doom player condition, which made him half-blind and half-death in some weird way, so being able to see that his date was not perfect… Kinda fixed his vision. Not quite literally, since he was half-blind still. But it was the best he was gonna feel. At least, before talking with you. He approached while you were working on some art. It was a portrait of Nepeta and yourself surrounded by some cats. You both seemed kinda cute for him so it was time to talk for Sollux —hey. that look2 really cool, 2eriiou2ly. —… Huh?… Oh! It's you. Sorry, could you repeat what you said? Sollux was stupid. Or that's, at least, how he felt. Clearly he was half deaf and talking to him standing on kid's bad side was almost awful coming from someone who should understand his struggles. —… yeah, 2orry. ii wa2 2ayiing that… that your art look2 pretty cool. tho2e are really cool cat2 and ii have two admiit that iim 2orry for beiing late. —Oh, I know that you were, but I already came with my own plan. If you weren't coming, I was gonna keep drawing. I already planned everything so I wouldn't feel anxious if you couldn't assist. That sounded kinda bad and sad but then he remembered what KK said. "HE STRUGGLES WITH OCD. AND NO, I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE ANY JOKES LIKE OLD CRUSTY DICK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I'M TALKING ABOUT OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER." —2o… how are you? iim pretty bad wiith thii2, 2orry. probably iit2 better iif ii go. my lii2p ii2 makiing everythiing wor2e, iim probably the mo2t obnoxiiou2 troll you ever talked two —No, please! I planned everything because I would find kinda hurtful being alone when I want to spend time with you. Don't feel like you are bad at anything because the only thing you are not good at is making me feel uncomfortable!… Sollux was a little bit confused by your way of wording that, but soon recognized that you were trying to help. —okay… thank2 agaiin. and… ii want to 2pend tiime wiith you two. ii hope that wa2nt corny enough to 2care your a22 haha… You laughed because that sounded really cute. You shaked your head and said, with a smile —A little bit corny, yeah, but not enough. You have to try a little harder than that, sorry. So… I was doing this drawing because I wanted to improve my relationship with Nepeta and, well, I'm doing another one of Mituna. Do you have any request, something do you want me to draw for you? Something that will make you feel better. And that's how you and Sollux spent an evening together.

-------------------------------------------------------- Hey! I hope your friend likes it! I'm sorry if I misunderstood anything about the request, and I'm sorry if I can't capture exactly Sollux's personality! I tried my best and I hope it's good enough to fluster your friend! <3

[trembliingarmageddon2]

iim doiing okay bu2y teariing iintwo thii2 piizza liike an orphaner tear2 iintwo un2u2pectiing grub2.

iit2 been niice.

al2o are you okay?

Hello... i'VWE been busy.

[broadway-stuck]

HOLY FUCK I DIDNT KNOW BROADWAYSTUCK WAS STULL ACTIVE!!! I LOVE THIS SHIT SO FUCKING MUCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!!!!!! IM OS GLAD UR STILL MAKING MUSIC!!

well techniically you werent wrong anon ehehe.

the oriigiinal iiteractiion of broadway2tuck DIID end a whiile back, but our own castelessGuardian ( @broadway-karkat ) reviitaliized the project back iin Dec of 2022 (ehehe niice) and along wiith anticipatedAffliction ( @broadwayaradia ) formed the new broadway2tuck you 2ee twoday.

Broadwaystuck Remixed iif you wiill (album name drop obliigatory 2orry anon ii dont make the rule2 - ii ju2t help wiith makiing them ehehe)

overu2e of parenthe2e2 a2iide-

were 2o happy youre enjoyiing the mu2iic were puttiing out!!

we all joiined iin beecau2e we love thii2 comiic and the fan2, and iit alway2 thriill2 u2 two know that people are enjoyiing lii2teniing a2 much a2 we enjoy 2iingiing, wriitiing and drawiing for you all! <3

-twofoldAnnihilation

[flowerhound]

twinArmageddons: "2o, uh... ii know ii haven't been around a2 much lately. ii've been bu2y. but ii made 2omethiing for you.

iif you go to the url ii 2ent to your emaiil, ii made a liittle web2iite. iit'2 nothiing biig, really; ii ju2t wanted 2omewhere to post about how much ii love you. ii've been doiing it for a whiile. 2orry iif there'2 a lot to read.

ii wanted to do iit in per2on, but our 2chedules. ugh. ju2t know that ii mean every word."

(i've been out of the h/omestuck fandom for a long time i hope this is okay lmao 😭)

(CRYING WAILING THIS IS SO SWEET. YOU’RE SUCH A DARLING THANK YOU ITS PERFECT)

martyredmongrel: Sol sweetheart, I completely understand! I know it’s been crazy busy but it always means so much to me to hear from you. My sunny Sol 💚💚

This is so sweet of you though, I got the link and I adore the site!! It’s so gorgeous, your skill in computers never fails to amaze, and your message came through loud and clear.

I love you too, precious, I’ll be around when you have the time. Maybe we can try to set up a date sometime soon too? I can make time.

[hskinhome]

Hii iit2 2olbeert agaiin (2orry) ii wa2 wonderiing iif ii could have a 2hufflemancy for my relatiion2hiip wiith the uhh- afformentiioned hiighblood?

2orry agaiin -2ol

Strawberry Blond / Mitski

———————————–

I love everybody because I love you

When you stood up, walked away barefoot

And the grass where you lay left a bed in your shape

I looked over it and I ached

I love everybody because I love you

I don't need the city and I don't need proof

All I need, darling, is a life in your shape

I picture it soft and I ache

———————————–

This confirms your longing, and it was most likely one-sided. They didn’t notice you or care to, instead (as shown later in the song) pursuing a relationship with someone else. You were pained by this fact, just wanting a life with them above all else.

[pesterloglog]

Sollux Captor, Terezi Pyrope, Karkat Vantas

Act 5, page 2086

twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]

TA: hey change of plan, we arent playiing thii2 game anymore.

TA: you dont have two bother recruiitiing, 2orry two wa2te your tiime.

GC: 1M NOT TH3 L34D3R 4NYMOR3

GC: K4RK4T 1S

TA: he ii2?

GC: H3 THR3W 4 T4NTRUM 4BOUT 1T SO 1 L3T H1M B3 TH3 R3D L34D3R

TA: ok that wa2 faiirly prediictable but that2 fiine.

TA: iill talk two hiim about iit.

GC: WH4TS GO1NG ON?

TA: nothiing, thii2 game 2uck2 and aa ii2 full of crap.

TA: 2orry about all thii2.

GC: >:?

twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

TA: hey change of plan, we arent playiing thii2 game anymore.

CG: HEY.

CG: GUESS WHO THE RED LEADER IS?

CG: I'M THE LEADER. IT'S ME.

CG: YOUR PLAN TO CRIPPLE YOUR RIVAL TEAM HAS FAILED.

TA: ii know, 2he told me, ii dont care.

TA: the game ii2 bad new2, iit wiill cau2e the end of the world, not 2top iit.

TA: 2o forget iit, ju2t go back two whatever you were doiing.

TA: wriitiing your 2hiitty code or whatever.

CG: HAHAHA! SO PATHETIC.

CG: THIS IS YET ANOTHER FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO WEAKEN YOUR OPPOSITION.

CG: TEREZI AND I HAVE ALREADY ESTABLISHED A CONNECTION AND WE ARE MAKING GREAT PROGRESS HERE.

CG: WE ARE A GREAT TEAM, AND I AM A FANTASTIC LEADER.

CG: WE WILL BEAT THIS GAME IN NO TIME, WHILE YOUR TEAM IS CLEARLY STILL ASLEEP AT THE THORAX.

TA: oh god.

TA: no you iidiiot, ii dont care about the game anymore.

TA: ii ju2t quiit, iim not playiing, you 2hould two.

CG: AMAZING.

CG: YOU'RE EITHER BEING REALLY PERSISTENT WITH THIS TRANSPARENT RUSE, OR YOU REALLY ARE JUST THAT SAD AND INCOMPETENT.

CG: NEITHER CASE DESERVES MY RESPECT OR MY FRIENDSHIP.

CG: IN FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT, FRIENDSHIP CANCELED.

CG: THERE IT'S OFFICIAL, BYE BYE FRIENDSHIP!

TA: oh liike you havent 2aiid that liike a biilliion tiime2.

TA: you arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence.

TA: youre the wor2t programmer iive ever 2een, you dont know anythiing about computer2, why do you bother.

TA: the only thiing youre good at ii2 yelliing and makiing huge mii2take2.

TA: and beiing UGLY AND HORRIIBLE IN EVERY WAY, AND HAVIING 2TUPIID LIITTLE NUBBY HORN2.

CG: TO BE HONEST I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT YOUR PROGRAMMING OR HACKING.

CG: WHAT IS A HACKER EVEN? JUST SOME SMUG ASSHOLE IN MOVIES DOING FAKE THINGS AND MAKING UP WORDS.

CG: IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL THING TO BE, IT'S JUST SOME BULLSHIT TITLE YOU GAVE YOURSELF SO YOU CAN FEEL JUST A TINY BIT LESS LOATHESOME.

TA: oh no, more chiildii2h burn2, ii dont have two prove anythiing two you, iim a great hacker, periiod.

CG: NO IT'S ALL SO CLEAR NOW, YOU WERE A FRAUD ALL ALONG.

CG: WHAT DOES ALL THIS NONSENSICAL CODE YOU WROTE EVEN DO?

CG: IT'S ALL NONSENSE.

CG: LIKE A BLUFF. YOU JUST SAY, OH KARKAT WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT I WROTE IS BULLSHIT BECAUSE HE'S TOO DUMB TO FIGURE IT OUT.

CG: WELL YOU'RE BUSTED, THESE VIRUSES HERE I BET DO NOTHING AT ALL.

TA: waiit, KK...

CG: I BET IF I RAN THEM NOTHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN.

CG: MIGHT EVEN IMPROVE MY COMPUTER'S PERFORMANCE!

TA: no don't.

CG: HOW ABOUT THIS IDIOTIC PROGRAM WITH THE RED AND BLUE CODE, WHICH IS A MEANINGLESS THING TO DO WITH CODE ANYWAY.

CG: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SCAMS.

CG: WHY NOT SNEAK SOME BAD CLIP ART INTO THE FILES TOO, AND PRETEND THAT'S CODE???

TA: oh god, no dont run that, iim 2eriiou2.

CG: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?

TA: iim not 2ure, but iit would be really, really bad iif you ran iit, ju2t dont.

CG: AH HA. JUST AS I THOUGHT, YOU CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A GOOD LIE WHEN I PRESS YOU ON IT.

CG: YOUR BLUFF HAS BEEN CALLED.

CG: COMPILING AS WE SPEAK, IT WILL AUTORUN WHEN IT FINISHES.

CG: AND NOW I HAVE TO GO ATTEND TO SOMETHING OUTSIDE, BECAUSE TEREZI IS DOING SOMETHING JUST UNSPEAKABLY STUPID RIGHT NOW.

CG: WHOOPS, FORGET I SAID THAT. IT WAS PRIVILEGED INFORMATION.

TA: you are the dumbe2t grubfucker on the planet, ii 2wear.

CG: LATER DOUCHE BAG.

TA: KK DO NOT RUN THAT CODE.

TA: hello??????????????

carcinoGeneticist's [CG'S] computer exploded.

TA: oh my god.

[cocajimmycola]

um unfortunately ii dont under2tand your piinned 2o iim hopiing iim not reque2tiing anythiing iim not 2uppo2ed to can ii have ciircle 2haped 2olkat iicon2 wiith thii2 moiiraiil flag and thii2 kii2me2ii2 flag 2orta 2iide by 2iide? 2orry iif thii2 ii2 too much

You're all good .. ! Posted . If it's not how you'd like it then let me know ! Merci pour la demande ~

[gho2ty]

413

your enjoyment of me make2 me feel liike ii truly have lo2t the plot of beiing a captor. telliing me two my face that you dont thiink ii have a mean bone iin my body.. thii2 ii2 2o tragiic you thiink 2o well of me. iim an a22hole. iim a rude guy. iim a motherfucker and a jerk. come on. youve even been here forever and 2ure ii havent been mean two YOU but youve 2urely 2een me be not niice two 2ome people 2ometiime2. riight? riight? your biia2 ii2 2howiing badly iif youre iignoriing all tho2e admiittedly 2mall moment2. ii know ii try two keep my garbage off of maiin but ii gue22 iive done two well at iit. you beliieve iit you meant iit when you call me 2weet and kiind. oh boy. you even have a liittle cru2h on me. iim 2o 2orry. iim an iimpo2ter. iim a faiilure a2 a 2ollux even.

[twotiime2]

fuck. ii had half a re2pon2e wriitten but tumblr ate iit whiile ii wa2 tabbed out.

iif you have any que2tiion2 about my human experiience, feel free two a2k, here or on any po2t ii make. ii'm a metaphoriical open book and extremely bad at keepiing anythiing confiidentiial.

there wa2 al2o mentiioniing fex ha2 2hown me trolliian iin2ectoiid biiotech, and ii worry you may have the wrong iimpre22iion of the capabiiliity of human2 two iintegrate wiith our own technology, 2iince you called iit biiotech your2elf. iit'2 mo2tly ju2t human nervou2 electriical 2iignal2 make machiine go brrr.

oh man. one, and 2orry about thii2, your helmriigterror 2ound2 kiinda hot two iinterface wiith. two, what wa2 iit liike? diid you liike beiing iin that po2iitiion, diid your crew treat you well? three, tell me about where you're at now? ii'm alway2 up for 2ome iinfodumpiing, and iif you're doiing your data collectiing 2o enthu2iia2tiically, ii iimagiine you have a lot of cool 2tuff two 2hare. iif you want.

@twotiime2 II had t0 ask s0me0ne what that phrase meant, but am n0w iin the kn0w and can c0nfiidently say II gave myself that permiissii0n and set 0ut t0 acc0mpliish that g0al !

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Sollux: iim really iintwo beekeepiing. ii 2ee a bee, ii keep iit. doe2nt matter who2e bee iit ii2, they 2hould have done a better job keepiing iit.

[encryptiing]

what about yandere john.