#iguana eclipse

[missterious-figure]

Do lizard sun, moon, and eclipse have dewlaps that can flare out like anoles? Would they ever do that to impress yn?

Yes! They have dewlaps very similar to anoles! And boy, do they like to show them off to y/n!

Poor y/n rarely gets a break from their constant courting attempts

[galaxyseclipse]

*shoves my two favorite things together like a five year-old*

featuring only a small portion of my Sonic ocs, one of which definitely needs a redesign and another who's technically in the middle of one but I needed her for the joke to work

also I colored the one from the other day

[sunfyredarchive]

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐀𝐒   𝐀   𝐃𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐘 .

𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 :  hedonism, the sun, celebrations && revelry, sensualism, euphoria 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 :  cloudless, sunny days. ecstatic state of mind. indulging in earthly pleasures. succumbing to carnal desires. living in the moment. welcoming the heat of the sun && finding joy and arousal in the overwhelming sensation. appreciation and romanticisation of the human body. burnt out candles. sweat-dampened sheets. spilled wine. naked, moist flesh. flushed cheeks && hazy eyes. 𝐬𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 :  oleander, wisteria, opium poppy, sweet pea. 𝐬𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 / 𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐬 / 𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐬 :  carnelian, calcite, citrine, gold. 𝐬𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐬 :  land iguana, eyelash pit viper, caracal, fruit bat. 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 :  foggy green, all shades of gold, burnt sienna. 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 :  honey / syrup glazed meat, fig tarts, hippocras, overly saccharine treats && decadent meals. 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 :  ylang-ylang, saffron, honey, smoke, sweat. 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐫 / 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 :  chanting his name while coupling, burying precious trinkets near volcanic zones, leaving out a cup of sweetened wine on a bright sunny day, protecting the mind from dark energy during solar eclipse by consuming copious amounts of wine, meditating under scorching sun, feeding reptiles, enjoying finer things in life even if they ruin you slowly && sweetly.

tagged by : @cregn many thanks gorgeous tagging : @ironf0rged ( aemond ), @dreamedfyre, @volpedaria, @andfyre ( alicent and / or your choice <3 ), @kastadarias, @ashedrose, @azmenka, you.

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Sun and Moon show Beastars au.

Two of my hyper fixations put into one.

Just like in beastars, in this universe, predators(carnivores) have instincts to kill and eat prey animals(herbivores) and prey animals have instincts to be scared of or even run away from predators, even when said predator is clearly being friendly.

Prey animal species

Sheep

Goats

Alpacas

Llamas

Deer

Moose

Pigs

Horses

Donkeys

Zebras

Okapis

Giraffes

Elephants

Rhinos

Gazelles

Tapirs

Cow/Bulls

Monkeys

Gorillas

Lemurs

Koalas

Kangaroos

Red pandas

Sloths

Rabbits

Mice

Rats

Squirrels

Chipmunks

Chinchillas

Groundhogs

Beavers

Porcupines

Chickens

Ducks

Swans

Ostriches

Parrots

Toucans

Tortoises

Iguanas

Moths

Butterflies

Bees

Ants

Crickets

Flies

Predator species

Wolves

Coyotes

Foxes

Tanukis

Dogs

Dingoes

Hyenas

Cats

Lions

Tigers

Leopards

Snow leopards

Jaguars

Cheetahs

Tigers

Caracals

Lynxes

Raccoons

Weasels

Skunks

Opossums

Otters

Anteaters

Bears

Bats

Owls

Eagles

Hawks

Falcons

Seagulls

Pelicans

Secretary birds

Herons

Alligators

Crocodiles

Caimans

Chameleons

Snapping turtles

Snakes

Frogs

Toads

Spiders

Wasps

Hornets

Scorpions

Dragonflies

Mantises

Species of the main characters:

Freddy: Bear.

Monty: Alligator.

Chica: Chicken.

Roxanne: Wolf.

Sun: Lion.

Moon: Snow leopard.

Eclipse: Tiger.

Eclipse: Lynx.

Bonnie: Rabbit.

Lunar: Sheep.

Bloodmoon(old design): Wolf.

Ruin: Deer/Coyote hybrid.

Autumn(me): Red panda/Snow leopard hybrid.

Sun was lucky to be the one in a million animals born without instincts, so he doesn't have the urge to eat prey animals.

Bloodmoon on the other hand has very strong instincts and many prey animals have gone missing because of him, including his old roommate.(a groundhog named Chester) Bloodmoon doesn't want to eat prey animals, but his instincts are too strong. So Autumn, who is part of the predator rehabilitation foundation(P.R.F for short) became his new roommate to keep an eye on him. The main story will be about Bloodmoon trying to become friends with Lunar, with Autumn making sure Bloodmoon doesn't lose control and eat Lunar.

[unclewileys-bahblog]

Name: a 'werid'/object name

Titles: up to you

Age: up to you but is a agelider and age regressor

Gender: up to you (but preferable space themed xenogenders)

Pronouns: up to you but preferable space themed xenopronouns/emoji/object/neuropronouns)

Sexuality: up to you

Species: nonhuma,stardust/moondust/sundust elfwolf

Ethnicity:up yo you

Source: monster high,mlp

Roles: up to you

CisIDs:autism,adhd,dyslexia,osdd

TransIDs:up to you

Paraphiles:up to you

Other Labels: girlboy/boygirl.polyamours,

Appearance:up to you (but preferable nonhuman and a human from)

Aesthetic:up to you

Inspirations:up to you

ALRIGHT!! ONE WEIRDO FREAK COMIN UP!!!

We hope you enjoy them! 🤭

Name: Reaper, Socks, Mitten, Mitzie, Skeptic, Skittles, Wisteria, Glitter, Gummie, Horizon, Spoon, Iguana, Lamp, Lambie, Magnet

Age: 17-29

Gender: Bigender, Boygirl/Girlboy, Staric, Spacething, Autispacegender

Pronouns: Hy/hym, She/her, Star/stars, Galaxy/galaxies, Thing/things, It/its, ����/🪐s, 🚀/🚀s, They/them, 💜/💜s, Object/objects, Critter/critters, 🐺/🐺s, 🐾/🐾s, 😹/😹s, 📀/📀s, Milkyway/milkyways, Solar/solars, Moon/moons, Luna/lunas, Eclipse/eclipsed, Sun/suns, Night/nights, Sky/skys, Cloud/clouds

Sexuality: Lesbian, Demiromantic

Species: Non-Human, Werewolf, Pegasus, Elf, Stardust

Ethnicity: Black, African American

Source: Monster High, My Little Pony

Roles: Mood booster, Gatekeeper, Organizer, Autism holder, Dyslexia holder

CisIDS: OSDD, Autistic, Dyslexia, Pony, Werewolf, Elf, Non-human, Smart, Kind, Generous, Caring, Honest, Black hair, Short hair, Curly hair, Heterochromia (blue + brown, when human), Yellow eyes (when wolf & pony)

TransIDS: TransPurpleBlood, TransStarPupils, PermaSilly, TransAccent (southern), TransBilingual (chinese, german), TransBlueEyes, Honeyscentian

Paraphiles: AutoZoo, Dendrophilia, Transvestic Fetishism, Robophilia

Other Labels: Age regressor (2-9), Futch (femme + butch)

Picrews used: 1 2 3 4

Faceclaims:

ENJOY THIS CHICK! OR DONT!

And as always, feel free to change whatever you’d like!

[wilcze-kudly]

1, 16, 19, 39 for buchef

Woohoo! Old man Yahoyyy!

1. Who is the better cook?

Wow, geee, it couldn't be the one who is the professional chef. Chef absolutely does most of the cooking and Bumi is not allowed in the kitchen. It's not that Bumi is particularly bad at cooking. He can whip up a tasty meal on the fly, he learnt while in the UF. It's just that Chef likes to cook for the people he loves.

16. Who hogs the covers?

Bumi probably. Latent 'grew up in the coldass southern water tribe' instincts. Chef will be awkwardly spooning onto Bumi, trying to retain at least some heat

19. What do they fight about most often? (Alternative: what was their biggest fight?)

Honestly I don't think they get into fights often. They will bicker about small things like what to have for breakfast and stuff. But no big fights imo. Like they've both been very bloodthirsty in their youths so they've defined mellowed out in their oldet ages.

Their biggsat fight was an hours long naval battle including 4 ships. 3 of those ships sunk that day... the screams if those taken by the murky depths and sharks will forever exho in the ears of the survivors. The water had turned red with blood... the smoke from the canons eclipsed the blazing sunlight. Chef lost the fineat right hand man he'd ever had to Bumi's hand to hand combat skills. He almost lost his own life too... saved himself only by unleashing his pet iguana parrot, sir Pecksalot the III onto the bastard. Bumi still has the faint indent intue shell of his left ear where he was pecked....

They still reminisce fondly over it during tea 🍵☀️

39. Do they get along witg the other's family? If not, how do they deal with the other's family?

Chef probably gets along with Bumi's family pretty well. The kids afore him and he adores them. They probably remind him of he Beifong babies when they were younger. He always has snacks and goodies to bribe them with.

He gets along swimmingly with Pema and they defo swap recipies. He probably bonds with Kya about travelling and stuff like that.

Though I can see there being some tension between him and Tenzin. I'm not sure how happy Tenzin would be about his brother dating an ex pirate and said ex pirate hanging out with his kids????

Katara probably calls Chef 'the nicest pirate she's ever met' and they get along super well.

The closest Chef has to family are probably the Beifongs and Bumi is at least semi friendly with them. Like he knows Su well, of course and he definitely still treats her like a little sister lol. He's probably very friendly to the kids too. Mostly with Opal because they're airbending buddies. Though I could also see him sorta bonding with Baatar Jr over their similarities too. He definitely calls himself their uncle Bumi and they're like 'Pls sir we don't know you that well??? You're not our uncle?'

[catwingsthespatula]

Collective Nouns for TMA Avatars

(Note: these are all actual collective nouns for a type of animal, which in each case is indicated in parentheses. Many types of animal have more than one accepted collective noun; I have followed this convention to a point, but limited myself to two collective nouns for a group of avatars of any given Entity.)

Buried: an earth (foxes) or a bury (rabbits)

Corruption: a plague (locusts)

Dark: a shadow (jaguars) or an eclipse (moths)

Desolation: a destruction (wild cats) or a scourge (mosquitoes)

End: a murder (crows)

Eye: a gaze (raccoons) or an intrusion (cockroaches)

Flesh: a mess (iguanas) or a mutation (thrush)

Hunt: an ambush (tigers)

Lonely: a singular (boars), although Lukas family funerals are probably about the only time you’ll need this one

Slaughter: a pandemonium (parrots)

Spiral: a confusion (wildebeest) or an implausibility (gnus)

Stranger: a parade (elephants) or a parcel (penguins)

Vast: a descent (woodpeckers)

Web: a covert (coots) or a skein (geese in flight)

[kimchi-bby]

Hiii!

I was wondering if you could help me choose some names :D

I was hoping for some masculine names based off of marine life/animals, stars/planets or even plants/flowers. I would really appreciate the help! :3

I hope you have a good day/night!

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[yibennianyaji]

So Bride of Re-Animator is kinda hard to find on any streaming service. I snatched a DVD, so I am taking the opportunity to live blog it. For science

HILL’S HEAD IS FLOATING IN THE DARK LIKE THIS IS THE ROCKY FREAKING HORROR SHOW. CLASSY. Clearly a step up from those neon anatomical drawings in the original. Please forget that bit where it was messily crushed to death in the original. Forget a lot of things.

“You killed my girlfriend and now you want to go to a Peruvian warzone? MY MULLET AND I ARE ON BOARD.” 

DAN WE ARE EVEN MORE DIRECTLY BEING FRANKENSTEIN NOW WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. 

“Let’s go home.” 

Oh no I take it back we’re just going to plain REDO the floating Grey’s Anatomy credits from the first flick. Now with….floaty romantic music? BECAUSE LADIES?

My name is Doctor Daniel Cain, and I cannot maintain proper doctor/patient boundaries. This is my associate Doctor Herbert West, who does not approve of me being in the same breathing space as women. 

AND NOW. Exposition with the obvious greedy bastard and some guy we don’t really care about. 

LOL BODY PARTS KEEP DISAPPEARING FROM OUR MORGUE NBD THOUGH

THAT LAUGH. THAT LAUGH IS A DELIGHT ALWAYS

HERBERT MAKES BAD PUNS. DAD PUNS. THAT IS CANON THANKS TO THIS MOVIE. 

This chest of drawers will SURELY protect us from the undead I’ve been experimenting on next door! I SAW IT IN A ZOMBIE MOVIE, DAN. 

Paper Mache iguana has nothing on hilarious puppet cat.

DAN. DAN LOOK AT MY ARTS AND CRAFTS. DAN. DAN IT’S VERY SCIENCEY. DAN WHY DON’T YOU LOVE MY EYEBALL PET. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE MOVING OUT.

I’m so disappointed I hadn’t seen this before that Steven Universe episode.

HERBERT DON’T BRING UP THE DEAD GIRLFRIEND THAT IS RULE ONE. 

“LOOK I SAVED YOU HER HEART WILL YOU LOVE ME NOW”

Oh wow, Dan and Herbert have a nice lil place. It probably came prefurnished, but I like to think of them arguing over curtains.

There is an eyeball hand skittering around and it looks like a scene from MST3K AND I AM PLEASED. 

How do pacing.

Ohhhhhhhhh doctor dude you can’t play with the green ooze. ONLY WEST CAN PLAY WITH THE GREEN OOZE STOP FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR LIFE

See, now he’s being attacked by wires. 

Dan and Herbert’s brilliant corpse stealing scheme involves Weekend at Bernie’s sunglasses. Of course it does. 

Let’s all have a hilarious comedy of errors about hiding our reanimated body parts! 

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime heaaaaaaad

OH FRANCESCA HONEY. DON’T DO IT. You seem nice, and nobody makes it out of kissing Dan alive. RUN. 

Dean Halsey: the only one who didn’t make it out of this retcon alive

Isn’t a sequel supposed to be LESS ponderous and slow than its predecessor? 

THE DEAD CAN SENSE THE PLOT DEATH ON YOU. RUN.

Can this whole movie just be Dan and Herbert sciencing over low-end practical gore effects? These scenes are fun

Ahhhh, Herbert’s paranoid now about his work being stolen. A shred of character continuity!

Aaww, Herbert’s so cute when he smiles about living, disembodied limbs. Then immediately glares up when he realizes Dan has left him to see this alone. 

Aaaaaaand that’s a foot-hand. Fand.  A walking fand. That’ll…show him?

Oh hey, Dan owns the perfectly white sheets found only in that “Total Eclipse of the Heart” music video!

Herbert no. Do not jealously spy on Dan having sex. That’s weird. That’s not going to help your wooing. Why are you wooing him with corpses.

DON’T KICK HIM WHILE HE’S DOWN, DETECTIVE CREEPO

That is some REAL GOOD SEX if Dan doesn’t hear all this shouting and banging around down in the Lab of Secrets

I mean technically he does a lot of self defensive murdering and using of natural corpses. Cinnamon Herbert 2023?

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF. YOU KNOW WHAT. HERBERT IS MRS. LOVETT AND DAN IS SWEENEY TODD. HOLY SHIT. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. 

Smol scientist gets tossed around a lot in this’n

DAN HE BEATS UP LADIES IT IS TOTALLY OKAY TO KILL HIM AGAIN GO FOR IT

FRANCESCA YOU WERE A DOCTOR IN A WAR ZONE SURELY YOU HAVE BETTER PRESERVATION SKILLS THAN THIS

NO NOT THE DOG. FUCK YOU, MOVIE

“Hey Dan I reanimated your girlfriend’s dog do you love me now? Does this count as a Good?”

“YES I gave him a human hand, what did you not want me to IMPROVE him?”

Whaaaaaaaat do you mean that caused her to leave you well I GUESS THAT MEANS WE CAN GO BACK TO SCIENCING NOW.

Why won’t he talk to me I AM CONFUSE. 

every second of Herbert West, Confused Scientist Courter is gold

“Y’see, terminal patient, I sort of like to think of you as my dead girlfriend. That’s not creepy, is it?”

Oh movie. You had to put literal blood on his hands, didn’t you.

….Have you actually left that room in these several days, doctor whose name I didn’t actually catch?

Remember how Hill could control the dead in the first movie and it made the least sense? WE’RE BRINGING IT BACK WITH LESS SENSE NOW

YES. PUT HIM IN THE TRASH. BUT STOMP ON HIM FOR GOOD MEASURE.

REALLY FURNACE SCHMUCK? Surely West’s GROSSLY RAMPANT MISOGYNY is pretty apparent at this point

AH THERE IS THE GAY I HAVE BEEN MISSING. Sad puppy eyes Herbert. Just wants Dan to SCIENCE with him like they used to.

Herbert this is the worst seduction speech ever. YOU STOLE HIS PILLOW TALK TO USE ON HIM

Well this is officially the best scene. Good job Jeffrey Combs

WHY IS HILL EVEN IN THIS MOVIE

Uh…..yeah Dan. We have rats. just rats. Totally not my experiments

And there’s a thunderstorm. Of course there’s a thunderstorm

“OH MY GOOOOOD HE WANTS TO PARTICIPATE WE ARE GONNA BE SUCH GREAT DADS TO THIS CORPSE.” 

There is a head with bat wings for ears. It is flying around the living room

Just

thought you might all like to know that

Also undead abuse victim is getting her reanimated revenge on undead dickwad cop. So….that subplot happened

All of the budget went into the makeup work on the Bride, didn’t it

I mean it’s a pretty lovely guro design

Dan please don’t try to bone her she was just born what are you doing she doesn’t know what consent is

What is your fascination with the undead old lady, movie

Herbert does not know how to empathy. That is not how you treat the newly sentient

Herbert you wouldn’t have this problem if you didn’t leave so many zombies running around

Whoaaaaaaa Dan has skipped merrily right off the deep end

“MY GOD. THEY’RE USING TOOLS.”

FUCK YEAH COMBS DOING MONOLOGUES

Ah, he’s gone from /I/ created life to OUR girl. And then to “dead tissue.” Whatever will keep Dan on his side, I suppose.

DAN THIS IS NOT HER FAULT WHY ARE YOU BEING A DICK

The recurrence of the spurned lover offering the heart as a gift. Poor Bride. Poor Herbert, even if he’s also a terrible human

Okay now, this is just a poor excuse to have a corpse party

Ooooh, nice decomposition effect

Head. Bat wings.

AND the zombies are poorly lit. Boooo

I believe this is what they call hubris, Herbert

THAT IS THE WORST ENDING. GO BACK AND TRY AGAIN. 

Pacing’s poor, flabbiest 90 minutes I’ve ever seen. But I DID enjoy the bits where Dan and Herbert got to play off each other again (and wow is Herbert the jealous type). Worth watching for that. 

[rose-lily-hale]

Anyone remember Evil Iguana Productions?

[ceescedasticity]

Crossover classpect #idek

I have a couple fairly well-developed ideas percolating I haven't written any narrative for since I don't really have a handle on the character voices

So: Kingdom Hearts.

First, the modest and reasonable scenario.

Canon divergence during Days. It's DiZ's fault. He gets impatient with Namine and Riku dragging their feet over dealing with Xion, and adapts some code (which he really doesn't fully understand) to access a 'world where hearts may be mended and merged' (which he also doesn't understand) where he can send Sora and the Nobody and the shell to recombine. He tricks Roxas and Xion, pressures Namine, misleads Riku, and of course Sora's still helpless. DiZ doesn't plan to get Kairi involved, but Riku gets desperate eventually.

Roster:

Sora: Knight of Heart, Prospit dreamer, Land of Waves and Shadows, consorts are doves, Denizen is Zagreus

Riku: Rogue of Life, Derse dreamer, Land of Flint and Specters, consorts are parrots, Denizen is Ladon

Kairi: Witch of Hope, Prospit dreamer, Land of Bronze and Jellyfish, consorts are iguanas, Denizen is Hekate

Roxas: Prince of Rage, Prospit dreamer, Land of Arks and Statues, consorts are tuataras, Denizen is Sabaoth

Xion: Mage of Void, Derse dreamer, Land of Marsh and Catacombs, consorts are cuckoos, Denizen is Nix

Namine: Sylph of Mind, Derse dreamer, Land of Cycles and Eclipse, consorts are pythons, Denizen is Sphinx

It's a null session; they eventually leave via Dark Corridor.

In the end due to their universe's weird cosmology their worlds are all small enough most of the meteors miss (apart from a small one growing a miniature frog temple on Yen Sid's lawn). Sora's awake and has his memories, and though he doesn't have all his old skills back he has some new ones to make up for it. Roxas and Xion and Namine have their own, stable existences. Riku has at least 95% less Ansem in his head. Kairi can hopesplode things with her mind. Organization 13 is definitely not going to see this coming.

Everyone is still pretty mad at DiZ, though. Gonna be a bit of a headache for Yen Sid, too. And Axel is going to be very confused.

When I get a chance to write it up: The overly ambitious scenario.

[missterious-figure]

I want more lizard bois please🤚

I have a MIGHTY need!!

Here are some sketches then!!

[crimpingiron]

OLD BOY

Patience is not always with me.

In a dream you told me about your mental health

And you, you are forever young -

It is always much darker when I try to tell a joke

Remember, do not shoot the iguana.

My book of laments is three black dots

Mind constructs time,

Reinforcements,

Sum negative or else

a love story

Three black dots is time

Immer wieder und so weiter

Again and again and so on

Something which is reckoned to be unmovable

Make haste, my beloved, and be thou like a young heart

I will write of you, three black dots

The poetic of you, a poetics of you, now

With our penance fixed an eclipse of the moon

[the-writings-of-kaos]

Humans, the pets: pt 5

Abduction log: Pirates

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“ “surrender your vessel in the name of captain grim’latashock, or face our plasma.” 

The transmission ended abruptly as the pirate ship boarded the ship belonging to the woolly bison, Their reptilian claws clicking along the metal floor as they came to the command room. 

Reptilian pirate: “Bow to the captain Grim, or you’ll eat plasma bolt.”

The two woolly bison bowed, as the reptilian captain entered the command room. Captain grim looked about the command room, before turning towards the trembling woolly bison.

Captain grim: “Where is it?”

Hequ’lutik: “W-where is what?”

The captain growled as they spoke: “The ship pet that made this masterpiece!”

Captain grim showed the two a data slate, on it was the first art piece that little being made. The adorably crude lines that twisted and turned into a beautiful masterpiece.

Hequ’lutik: “I-I swear I don’t know, if they were on this ship I swear on my life that I would tell you!”

The reptilian captain grumbled, before he barked an order to the thirty other crew men surrounding the Wooly bison.

Captain grim: “search the ship, and if our ship scanners have malfunctioned I want all the cargo abourd to be transported onto the Grey Eclipse. Am I clear?”

Crew: “Yes sir, we will get to work immediately.”

The crew men left the command room, the echoes of opened doors and broken locks filled the hallways as the pirates searched the ship. The captain turned back to the still trembling Wooly bison. And spoke.

Captain grim: “if I find this ‘little being’, I will be slicing your organs myself. Don’t forget it.”

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The purple lights and loud sirens had stopped, he uncovered his ears to see the door to his room had opened, standing there was what couldn’t be anything but a space iguana. Wearing bandit gear. and holding a plasma gun.

“Hello you ugly reptile, tell me. Where have you placed the ‘kind’ Wooly bison, who feed me?”

The pirate had the equivalent of a reptilian lost in a cute over load, plastered on their face. Too lost in appearance of what must be unthinkably cute. Of course, ‘little being’ took great offence to this.

“Fine then, I shall use my fists to ask you.”

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He had found it! Surely after the captain sees how competint he is, he will receive a promotion! But it was just so cute, I can see why captain would desire such a creature. They are simply the most adorable, little being I have ever laid my eyes o...

A moment later, crewmen gaff’crola found his head on the floor. Without his body. The little being waddled past the headless body, of the once soon to be promoted crewman. Much to the surprise of the reptilian pirates, little being waddled over to them harmlessly. It was almost as if the little creature wanted to give them an embrace, as it approached. They quickly met the same fate as private gaff, their heads rolling on the metal floor as little being waddled past adorably. How cute...

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“Three little reptiles chased a human, one was met and lost its head. Two were hugged, and slugged to bugs. Time for the boss, blood be shed. Four little reptiles put to rest.”

He hummed an improvised tune, as he smashed the unsuspecting lizards skulls against the floor. They each dawned that same expression when they saw him, the expression one wears when met with something adorably cute. This, however, only fueled his determination to kill them. At least the wooly bison hadn’t been unfunctional at his sight, or been pirates. Bandits... no pirates. Space pirates. Yeah, space pirates. So he walked towards the command room to find the pirate captain, or chief, whatever he was in space. Who cares what grammar he used.

As he rounded the corner, he was confronted with another lizard pair. This time these two aimed their rifles at him, then they hissed. It reminded him of the gardener snakes back in Ontario, still though these guys weren’t much stronger. As he walked up to them he held out his arms, like he had with the last pair. They held out their arms the same, suspecting to receive a hug only to be slugged in the jaw and find their heads rolling away from their bodies. It carried on like this, boring...

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An odd tapping was coming from the door, captain grim walked over and opened it. Much to his surprise, ‘little being’ was standing there. And they were adorable, the little fluffy hair on the top of its head frilled around adorably. And the soft squishy skin it had was just so cute, even the protective layering it had was soft and adorable.

After a moment little being outstretched its arms, it looked to be unmistakably asking for an embrace. This adorable little being was asking him for an embrace, SO CUTE!

Captain grim: “You, you’re just so unbelievably adorable! Yes you are, yes you are! Yes yes, come here. Let captain grim give you a hug.”

Little being looked confused, but they waddled over and gave captain grim a hug. Not but a moment later, a loud snapping sound silenced the command room. As captain grim fell to the ground, their head turned in an unnatural position. Little being fell to the ground, Hequ’lutik yelped in fear of them hurting themselves. Before the reality that little being had just saved them, silenced her.

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Hequ’lutik and a Kafr’litik, couldn’t believe what they were seeing. Little being somehow got out of their room, and snuck past thirty reptilian pirates. Just to give the reptilian captain an embrace, and then a broken neck. Hequ’lutik was the first to speak.

Hequ’lutik: “w-what just happened?”

Kafr’litik: “it seems that little being, defeated the pirates.”

Hequ’lutik: “b-but How? They are so small, and adorable, how did they kill their captain?”

Kafr’litik: “see for yourself, he gave the captain an embrace. And then they twisted the captains neck and killed them. I have to say, that’s an amazing hunting strategy.”

Hequ’lutik: “hunting strategy?”

Kafr’litik: “Well Yeah, how else do you explain it knew that captain grim was bad. It followed its instincts, seems it must be just as adorable on its home planet to have developed such a strategy.”

Hequ’lutik: “did... does this mean it probably killed the other crewmen? Are we safe?”

Kafr’litik: “I wouldn’t be sure, it might have just killed the ones it came in contact with. Best we leave now, and send the little being out to get the rest.”

Kafr’itik stood up, pressing a button on the console and detaching the pirate ship. Before activating the hyperdrive engine, and leaving the confused ship behind.

Meanwhile, Hequ’lutik was shakily trying to command a very confused little being to go get the other pirates. After awhile, it left the command room after the loud clicking of the reptilians could be heard. The brief awws of admiration of little being before loud snaps and blunt blows could be heard.

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Abduction log: I’m a guard dog, with a 100% kill rate

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As always, credits to my fellow authors and prompters. Thank you all and hope you enjoyed

[grazhir]

07.

And then I realize that with the Eclipse, animals still on the map start beelining through my northern defenses in order to get to either [A] the supply of hay and kibble in the barn, or [B] the food in the kitchen.

This necessitates a hasty chainlink fence, but not before some get through. Several iguana and rats are hunted down, and some boomrats tamed (to later be drugged before being killed).

Missed a rat, obviously, as I noticed when I got the notification that a pet needed healing. This brave little kitten took on a rat (and won! because no pawn came running to finish it off in time), ate it, then scampered off to get tended to. Took a fair beating, too.

He's okay now, though, so it's all good.

[gingersanps]

Eclipse’s Raptors

Mwah! I wanted to introduce all of you to Eclipse’s raptors. They’ll be officially appearing in Chapter 2. (The images that inspired their coloring is under the read more!) Their names are Angrboda (Amgy), Cassiopeia (Cassie), Luna and Calypso.

Angrboda is the first raptor that Eclipse hatched. She raised all of them as hatchlings, but Amgy was her first scaly baby. They are the most bonded. As she grows older, Amgy becomes more raptor instinctive. She respects their Alpha a lot though. She’s the most protective of Eclipse. Once smacked Arulius in the face with a hot dog link. Cassiopeia is the next raptor that joined the pack. She’s only a few weeks younger than Angrboda. She’s a bit calmer than her siblings preferring to hang out in the shade of the trees when they were on their own downtime. Her favorite snack is mice. She much prefers her mice running. Luna is the most feral of the raptors. All of them are feral, but Luna is the one that hates humans the most. She tolerates Eclipse, but, if given the chance, she’d probably bite her hand off. Angrboda is the beta of the pack, and she respects her sister enough to not harm Eclipse. She’s the one to stalk the end of the paddock to stare at all the people that walk past it. Calypso is the youngest of the group. She is the one who wants the most attention when she wants the attention. As the omega of the raptor girls, she tends to the most meek. Though, she is not the calm one (that’s Cassiopeia). Calypso tends to follow Luna’s direction, so she isn’t all that trustworthy of humans either. Loves the attention from Eclipse when the woman comes to the paddock to feed them. Full raptors are easier to deal with then hungry raptors.

The raptor above is very familiar. It’s the Indoraptor from the Jurassic World series. But, Amgy has her colors based similar to this beautiful girl. The gold stripes were the muse behind the idea to use the Indo’s colors.

Cassie is your typical iguana coloring. She hides well within the foliage within the paddock. Colors and patterns are the same as the reptile in the image above.

Luna is pure black. She’s got a few white spots, but she’s a pure black raptor. It has to do with the genes that were spliced in to complete her DNA strands.

Calypso is my favorite. She’s based off the Leopard Gecko! She’s a very spotty girl. And, yeah, these are the girls that Eclipse will be around a lot in the beginning of the story. I wanted to introduce them all in advance of Chapter 2 to get you all a bit more hyped about them. Thanks for reading it!