#ignoring the fact that. that is 4 and not 3 bcs i can't pick a top 3 >.>

[sugar-omi]

PLSSS I BEG OF U COVE HOLDEN X FEM!READER NEWLY MARRIED AND R JUST SO LOVEY DOVEY AND CANT GET ENOUGH OF EACH OTHER let me stop with the caps anyway as i was saying newly married cove and fem!reader on their honey moon to (insert place with nice oceans and views but you can take them anywhere you want) and they’re just sooo IN LOVE ITS DISGUSTING HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE you can add spice and intimacy if u want 🤷🏾❤️‼️

IM SO SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO WRITE THIS ITS BEEN SITTING IN THE DRAFTS FOREVER.... im gonna blame it on my demon cat, its his fault he always wants to play outside i wanted a cat not a dog wtf !!!!! anyway here you go anon i loved writing this sm bc i have been thinking abt honeymoon hcs for awhile mmm<3333 also i jus wanna say cove is very much a "grabs your stomachs n prbly shakes it" man, like yk how your boyfriend is always grabbing your stomach idk at first i thought it was weird like "wtf is he grabbing your stomach n shaking it" but now i know. n cove does it ok i wont explain it but he also rubs anywhere, hes tracing your body n making shapes w his fingers on you, hes just so TOUCHY eta: I JUST REALIZED THIS LIKE 70% SMUT BUT UM.... ANYWAY 😁😁i hope you like it anyway, also added a hc's i forgot at the v bottom <3333

tags : fluff, step 4/wedding dlc, fem/afab reader (could be okay for masc/amab/nb readers as well if you ignore cove calling you 'wife' once), buff tatted cove, headcanons at the very bottom below the nsfw

+ NSFW (at the bottom), fem/afab reader, rough raw sex, creampie, missionary, v horny cove <3

perhaps i should make a part 2 with all the times n places cove fucks you during your honeymoon, mmm thats a good idea write that down write that down

synopsis : you and cove on your honeymoon to the bahamas !!

surprise to literally no one, you two pick the Bahamas for your honeymoon

it wasn't a hard pick. it was just a matter of where had the nicest views, open hotels, and safest locations, and with how cove got more starry-eyed with each solidified detail, the Bahamas was your destination.

if it wasn't for the fact that you just had an eventful wedding full of love from friends and family, plus the plane trip, cove would've dropped everything and ran for the glittering water.

once you're checked in and changed from your flight clothes into something a bit more dressy but comfortable, you and cove make your way for some much anticipated dinner.

when you're seated, the silence between you two is so easy and filled by the bustle of the restaurant.

across from you, cove is watching you with his chin hiked atop his clasped fingers, easily looking like a puppy.

"what? what're you staring at?" you laugh, taking a dip if your drink to uselessly wash away your fluster at your husband's blatant staring.

cove already has a rosy tint to his cheeks and if he was younger cove would've caught fire at being caught staring. instead he just grinned cheerily and happily, with a gaze of a man sick with love. "just admiring my wife."

you can't help but tuck your head a bit, flustered by his direct compliment. God you're in for a long marriage.

thank god, you think distantly.. a lifetime of being flustered by each other no matter how long you're together doesn't sound to bad at all.

while you're eating, you two respond to your family blowing up the "[Last] - Holden family" group chat, that was so courteously made by your snickering sister and cousin leading up to your wedding.

after a lovely dinner (only after you reassured cove that you had a few days to try out everything on the menu before the trip was over) you two took a well deserved nap together with cove tucked into your neck and your fingers in his hair. <3

okay listen... would it be bad to say you planned your wedding around your honeymoon

there's a reason!!!

i imagine you and cove (mostly cove) wanted to rent a house on the beach, or at least close to it, but i imagine its hard to snag one so once you finally got a place the wedding just fell around it

while you're in the bedroom sleeping, recovering and recharging, cove still gets up early to go play around on the beach.

not without a fight though!

when he wakes up the sky is still navy, and he flips over, feeling antsy to start the day and your activities.

but there you are, laying next to him in one of his shirts that you've stolen and your face is still scrunched up a bit from cove's movement which makes him settle down.

cove reaches to stroke your cheek, running his hand over your hair and he admires the way your face relaxes from the touch...

he feels like kicking and screaming right now, now looking at his ring(s) and remembering that you're married and you're his and he's yours and...

he's going to bawl his eyes out again.

so instead of crying and watching you until you wake up, which definitely won't be for another hour or more at least, he slowly untangles himself from you and the sheets.

it kills him a bit to do so, wanting nothing more than to be close to you every second of the day but he also wants to make you feel special today. he also can't stay in bed that long, he's too much of a busybody to do that..

so when you finally wake up, after much struggle and a lot of stretching, you drag yourself from the bed and tame your wild hair before you find your husband.

cove is leaning on the porch overlooking the beach, a random song playing lowly on the radio that you left on last night.

he whips around when you tug open the sliding door and abandons his orange juice to pull you into his arms and cove's rocking you two back n forth, kissing your jaw and cheek and he's holding your hand and compliments you.

"you look so pretty..."

"nice ring, your husband is really lucky." he says it with a smirk and you both laugh.

when he finally snaps out of his daze, totally bewitched by the warmth of the sun, view of the beach accompanied by the sound of waves and the way you lean into him had cove in a trance.

he leads you over to the kitchen where he insists you sit and watch while he makes breakfast.

in the end, you do end up spending most the day at the beach house. so when lee shoots a series of text asking about your day and if you did anything, you respond with a picture of you two buried in the blankets and a christmas hallmark movie on the TV, you laugh at her spam about how you should be enjoying the sand and waves instead of a out of season movie and respond with a meme.

the next day you spend a lot of it outside, and i even imagine you rent a boat to take out for the day or smth like that and it reminds you of when lee took you all out on a boat, but this time it was just the 2 of you

let me just say.. everyone even 5 miles away can tell you're on your honeymoon

cove is always looking at you

whether its to see how you react to a good joke

or you're telling a story and he's watching in admiration at your mannerisms while you speak

or you're at the booth ordering ice cream for the both of you

or even better, he's trying his best to capture you imagine as you walk back to him, squeezing out your slip/coverup that blew away and you laugh at him for capturing this moment instead of helping you.

"stop laughing! haha, it's not funny! *swats at him with the coverup* im taking your shirt to cover up with!"

many many pictures and videos of your honeymoon. they're mostly of you

or your shared favorite:

you're on top of cove and his eyes are closed so he doesn't notice you're recording him.

"you've gotten more tan. y'know that reminds me of when we were kids, you had such bad tan lines!" you laugh, the camera shaking.

he squints at you, squeezing your hips when he realizes you're recording him. "i did not."

"you did, i saw it. you had different tan lines from your shorts!" you tease loudly and giggle, thinking about the varying darkness of teenage-cove's tan lines because of how some of his swim shorts and pants hung lower than the other bottoms he'd wear.

cove jumps up a bit, laughing as he sputtered. "you saw that?!"

"yeah! you were the one with your v-line hanging out all the time, mister "i don't like wearing layers'!"

his look is full of love, and so is cove's hands running up and down your hips and back. but he's still smug when he says it and the wide smirk on his face makes you wanna kiss it off him.

"well you were the one looking, i didn't hear any complaints.."

you hit his shoulder, "you're so smug, you brat!", the camera shaking from your laughter.

cove is very handsy during this time

something about being married now has him seeking you out and keeping some form of contact between you

whether its holding hands, locking arms, or kissing you in public

he's always pulling you into him, wrapping a arm around your waist...

but when you're at the beach house.. well i hope you keep the curtains closed for the most part especially in the bedroom because clothes are pretty optional/limited during your honeymoon

usually cove's sex drive is pretty average, or low (i feel like at this point his drive matches yours but it's always a little lower depending on how high yours is, but thats for a different post okok)

so it surprises you how.. horny he is

he surprises himself too honestly

but he just wants to be close to you so bad!

you look so beautiful, and so happy... and now you're married and its like when he was a teenager all over again

the sun is coming through the windows, warming up your naked back.

you hum, enjoying the warmth and you feel the bed shift and now there's lips on your forehead, and cove's hand is running up and down your spine, rubbing soothingly across your shoulders.

"g'morning, y/n..." cove's gravely voice sends a shiver down your spine. "mmm, hi.." you tilt your head to the side, letting him kiss your cheek and the back of your neck.

you peak at him, still sleepy but enjoying the warmth and attention. you try to stretch your body, stretching out your legs and with how cove is leaned over you, your butt brushes against him and makes him gasp, his fingers squeezing your shoulder reflexively.

"at least let me brush my teeth..." you laugh, sitting up and after a second of looking at your clothes on the floor, you grab the robe on the chair beside you and lazily wrap it around you and shuffle to the bathroom.

cove is looking at you, you can feel his gaze and the second you disappear behind the door you hear him shuffling around before he comes behind you, dressed in nothing. cove didn't walk around naked often, only if he was walking around your bedroom finding his clothes for the day, but man was it a treat.

he wraps his arms around you, his hand rubbing your stomach and the other is wandering.

"c'mere..." you mumble, grabbing cove's toothbrush and sitting on the counter to brush his teeth for him. he lets you, and you laugh throughout the process because its a funny thing to do but you get through it and he spits in the other sink beside you before he picks you up and carries you back to bed.

on your way back to the bed, your lips find his shoulder and you add onto the array of marks already bloomed on his neck.

cove lays you down on the bed, shuffling your bodies closer to the pillows, tugging off your robe as you fumble around and throwing it somewhere. you're definitely making him clean up the room after this, but first..

you bring him in, letting your tongues tangle together and cove stretches his arm, looking for the lube and a rubber.

"ah-" cove sits up, and he looks back at you sheepishly. "there's no more.. um..."

you grin, already looking forward to cove's reaction. "that's okay. just fuck me raw, won't be the last time. right, covey?" you tangle your fingers in the sheets and get comfortable while you watch it sink in.

it isn't the first time, but fuck it always turns cove on and it makes him impossibly horny.

cove curses and he moves down, pushing your legs up and he kisses your inner thighs, sucking on the skin very close to your cunt that his cheek brushes against you and you whine, your hands finding his hair.

cove teases you a bit more, but he's teasing himself too so his mouth happily finds your cunt, grinning at the way you jump when his tongue runs over your sensitive clit.

even though cove ran a pleasurable train over you last night, your cunt sensitive but still pulsing with need.

your leg is shaking in cove's hold, his hand holding up one of your legs to give him easy access to your wet cunt but he happily lets your other leg shake on his shoulder, your foot bumping against his side and toes curling as he thrusts his tongue in and out your twitching insides.

he kept tongue-fucking you, his thumb petting your clit and he mumbled praises against your cunt as you came, your slick pooling on his tongue.

you buried your face in the pillow, always left twitching after cove sucks your soul from your body. you peak at cove spreading the lube on your sexes, lining himself up and sinking into you.

"ah fuck..."

cove looks so attractive like this, sunlight streaming in through the sheer curtains and leaned over you, shaded by the broad expanse of his torso and caged between his arms.

"cove!" your nails dig into his shoulders, your mouth falling open with a sharp moan when cove snaps his hips, burying himself inside you.

cove tucks his head into your shoulder, both of you panting and pulling each other closer even though the air between you two is balmy and hot.

"i'm gonna move..." cove kisses your jaw, tearing himself away from you to show you his flushed face. you whine when cove picks up your lower body, stuffing a pillow under you and the movement makes his tip bump your insides.

cove throws your legs over his shoulders and grips your hips in his hands, kissing your ankle that has your anklet hanging on it.

you throw your head back and moan loudly, cove starting a rough pace from the beginning.

you're so sensitive from last night, and cove abusing your insides again has tears coming to your eyes. "oh fuck! please, cove-"

you reach for him and cove offers his hand and intertwines it with yours. you don't know exactly what you're asking for, for him to be more gentle? a kiss? for cove to fuck you harder?

you just want more of him, to be closer, to be one with him...

"its okay, that's it.. good girl." cove shushes you, putting his free hand by your head to lean over you, your legs almost flush with your chest as cove practically mounts you.

something about the sharpness of cove's eyes and his flushed face makes you want to mess with him, so you bring his hand up to your mouth, wrapping your fingers around his tattooed wrist and sucking on his middle and ring finger.

cove groans, watching the way your tongue slides around his wedding band(s). "you.." cove pushes on your tongue, thrusting his hips up to bump against the spongy spot deep inside your cunt.

your eyes roll into the back of your head when cove picks up the pace again, his hips rolling back and slamming against your butt hard, making your body bounce, pushing his cock deeper against your walls.

while you're moaning and crying out so sweetly, cove squeeze's his hand between your bodies to rub your clit, the proximity of your bodies not leaving much room for anything more than tight circles against the poor sensitive nub.

"cove.." you huff, feeling your cunt gush more slick and adding to the wet, loud squelching. "cove, kiss me, please. oh fuck- oh fu-" cove's lips cut off your mindless babbles, muffling yours and his loud moans as he fucks you with shallow thrusts.

he breaks apart, panting and stealing small kisses in between his sentence. "i'm- *kiss* oh god- i'm gonna *kiss, kiss* cum.."

you whimper and hook your shaking leg around cove's back, the overstimulation makes you want to pull away but you're so close and you want cove to make you cum, and to finish with you. to finish inside you.

"cum inside!" your nails scratch down his back. "please, cum, cum inside-"

cove whines into your neck, the rhythm of his thrusts falling apart as he comes closer to finishing. he rubs faster circles on your clit, and when your fingers drag down his back as you cum, cove's hips push your body deeper into the bed as he fills your cunt with his thick cum.

he leans lifelessly over your body, panting into your neck and pressing kisses into your shoulder as he sits up to give you a kiss.

"i'll..i'll run us a bath, okay?" cove smiles dozily, stroking your hips. you blink, trying to regain your vision from your orgasm.

"and carrying me to the bath!" cove nods at that, accepting the fact he's basically rendered your legs useless for the morning. "and you're making breakfast too." you grin at him. "its punishment."

cove kisses your cheeks. "mm, trying out new methods?" cove teases.

you smack his arm and push him away, breath hitching when he pulls out.

cove watches out his cum starts to leak from your poor, twitching cunt and before he can get any bright ideas you put your foot on his shoulder and nudge him. "stop looking!" you tug the sheets over you and cove gets up with a sheepish laugh. "okay, okay!"

is very very whipped for you

does anything n everything you ask the whole trip

when he goes out and it comes up somehow, he'll tell anyone and everyone he's on his honeymoon w his lovely spouse <3

if you do any underwater activities like snorkeling or smth, you're holding hands underwater <333

yes you hold hands everywhere you go, he's so in love with you he just has to be close to you

if you're not holding hands than he's trailing very close behind you or you're at least wearing his shirt

MATCHING OUTFITS

every young person is ither inspired by your relationship or is sick of seeing you at the beach, go HOME

the old people love you and talk your ear off in the middle of the store, telling you stories of their marriages and tips on how to have a long happy marriage

when you tell them you're childhood friends/lovers though they laugh and tell you you already have it down then since you've known each other so long!

when you finally get on the plane to go home, i hope you rmbr to get some foundation or at least tell cove to wear his hair down and a t-shirt instead of a tank top because his neck and back/shoulders are Marked Up

liz and lee tease you about how glowy and refreshed you look <3

cove is very flustered if any of your friends or family see any marks or scratches

or even worse if someone asks if you had a good wedding night, etec

if you want to have kids n give birth, liz also jokes that shes too young to be a grandma for real (you sputter n tell her you and cove arent her kids n shes exaggerating!!)

[noblehouseofgay]

HIHI HELLO i see u've asked for asks and so i shall ask :] (i wrote a lot so OBVIOUSLY u dont need to answer all of them if u dont want to)

i cannot think up proper fully fledged questions so

WOULD U RATHER:

tea party with the marauders OR with the skittles OR with the valkyries (i think thats what they're called?)

take arithmancy OR ancient runes classes

take divination OR astronomy classes

beat up snape OR give a character of your choice a hug

WHICH DO U PREFER:

sirius in moony's sweater OR remus in sirius' leather jacket

the rosier twins with dreadlocks OR without

jily/flowerpott OR jegulily OR marylily OR pandalily OR marypandalily (yes ik its a lot of options im sorry 😭 basically just which lily ship)

partyvan OR rosestarkiller OR jegulily (as crack treated seriously)

barty's patronus/animagus being a raccoon OR a hyena :0

sirus being genderfluid OR identifying as a guy but loving to express his femininity (especially thru his clothing and hair)

WHICH IS MORE CANON (not literally bc yk):

the fact that james wore red converse OR that moony wore doc martens OR that sirius wore leather jackets

the fact that sirius stole remus' sweaters or that reggie stole james' shirts

the fact that marlene thought effie was hot OR that reg thought monty was hot

autistic regulus OR adhd james OR bipolar sirius

lily only being friends with snape at the very beginning of first year before realising he's a bigot and ending their friendship OR lily being a snape apologist all the way up until year 5 (?) and trying to ignore the fact that he's racist until she can't anymore and becomes his Biggest Hater TM

OKI THATS IT UH MAKE SURE TO DRINK WATER AND SLEEP BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck yes this'll get me thinking

1 tea with the skittles for sure. I'm the most like them, plus tea with pandora sounds amazing

2 ancient runes

3 astronomy!!! I genuinely love astronomy, plus the astronomy tower is my favorite

4 hug!! I need a hug from james. So fufkign bad. We both need it anyway

1 siriis stealing moonys sweaters <33

2 I can go either way with the twins hair but I do love them with dreads. I think pandora is constantly changing her hair, you never see it the same way twice

3 pandalily!!! Ugh I'm obsessed with them rn. Genuinely they're so special to me. Etherreal gfs. I do enjoy marylily and marpanlily too tho

4 hehe I love his patronus being a raccoon. Tho hyena is such a fucking good one. But I love his being a raccoon and evans is a possum bc they kinda match

5 both! Genderfluid sirius my beloved, but in the way they he does not give a shit. Bitch wears whatever tf they want all the time. But if someone sees him just as a dude that's perfectly fine. I just think sirius would hate being restricted in how they express himself

1 obviously leather jackets but I looove the red converse

2 Reggie stealing james shirts. You give me anything jegulus and I'll pick it <333

3 HA ok marlene definitely wanted to fuck effie. All james friends had a crush on his parents you cant change my mind

4 autistic reg my beloved

5 I think she really really tried to see the good in him, but he just kept getting worse and worse ans she decided it was b3tter for herself to leave

TYSM FOR THIS genuinely making my time stuck in the airport better <333

[yuukei-yikes]

beach day episode mekakushi dan. which ones dont know how to swim??? (obligatory seto and momo joke) AND/OR who is afraid of the water?

HMMMM well of course seto and momo are afraid of it. i think they try to shrug it off and do a lot of Sand Activities ignoring that they're afraid. momo takes a bazillion selfies at the shore and screams when she gets splashed. i think guys like takane and kano would be a threat to them bc they have the Water Guns and now The Water Is On Ground and it freaks them out❤️

i think hibiya&hiyori are great swimmers idk why. i think theyre the kinda kids to spend every single summer at the beach, so they give WATER DOMINATING lessons to seto and momo, to get over their fear and also teach them to swim.

ayano kido and kano are fine in the water i think the tateyamas for sure had summer vacations at the beach ❤️ its not seto's first time in the beach, he probably used to stay on ground back then too.

oh u asked who would be afraid. ERMMM other than seto and momo i dont think anyone's scared. as for who doesn't know how to swim, mary. mary definitely never went to the beach or even a pool like Man i get so emotional with mary bc she never ever went anywhere in her life, and then when she moved in with the mekatrio she is also described as a shut in. but despite that she isn't unwilling to go out and was super excited about the amusement park, and there she was SUPER serious about visiting every single attraction... so personally i think that despite she's described as a shut in (kido and kano probably didnt go out a whole bunch either) i like to think the 4 of them went places together. not like the beach or even a restaurant but they probably have gone to a park and stuff idk

anyways that said, mary is suddenly seeing in real life things she's only seen in pictures/tv and read of!!! imagine her first time seeing the OCEAN!!!! thats gotta be so exciting!!! considering her attitude she'd be totally over the moon and would wanna learn how to swim IMMEDIATELY. tbh she'd be clumsy but probably has a pool float yknow the ones that are like a donut and ur inside chilling and playing from there. i think thats what she'd do!!! shes disappointed seto can't join in and that rly motivates him to try to get in the water. if he doesn't manage she definitely comes out the water to build sand castles with him and take a walk to pick up seashells :3

others who can't swim are a classic. shintaro and haruka. I'd also say takane but while i do think she was mostly kept away from sports and stuff i THINK takane Can swim, i don't think she skipped swimming lessons during elementary/middle school. so she's like. Ok at it. she's also rly excited about water guns and chasing YOU CHASING YOU CHASING YOU CHASING YOU CHASING Y

shintaro on the other hand can't swim, iirc this is canon cuz momo wanted to go on her trip with her dad to learn to swim Super good and then teach shintaro. ofc this didnt happen Lol and we know shintaro is the opposite of a sporty person so yea he also can't swim. in fact i think he just stays off the water and inside the tent with his phone. he hates it here its hot and he has sand in his ass he wants to go home. ayano keeps trying to drag him in the water 💔💔💔 i imagine ayano getting out the water like soaking wet with her hair all sticky and her eyelashes dripping with water like. VERY LITTLE KID ASKING YOU TO PLAY MERMAIDS WITH THEM ENERGY and goes to get shintaro and he's like AUGGHHH AYANO GET OUT YOURE GETTING WATER INSIDE THE TENT and ayano's breathing heavily like COME PLAY

i think shintaro ends up falling on the water on his stomach and face at least once and he's all icky about tasting the salty water. also takane definitely shoots him and he's DEFINITELY wearing a shirt so his shirt gets all soaked and he's so mad about it. on a more wholesome note i think he'd probably start a huge sand castle cuz hes bored and it gets RIDICULOUSLY huge and it looks amazing. people keep gathering to take pics of it. he probably wins some sand castle contest he didn't even know they were holding and makes a bunch of 10 year olds building castles with their dads rly upset

as for haruka. he DEFINITELY never swam😭 but i think haruka is just the kind to dip his feet in the water and sit there like Ah...effervescent..... while wearing a huge fucking hat to protect his paper white skin from the sun. ratio + takane shoots him with water gun + ayano splashes water on him begging him to get in the water. im describing ayano and takane as such menaces to poor haruka and shintaro but i think that's how it'd be. haruka is out of his comfort zone and excited but wants to take it easy, shintaro doesnt wanna be here AT ALL while takane and ayano are like OK WE ARE PLAYING THOUGH :3 SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH

kido can swim but i think they share this sentiment with haruka. they both kinda wanna chill at the shore with their big ass hats is that too much to ask (it is) (everyone attacks them) i think haruka also gets excited abt the water guns eventually. i think he and takane go a little crazy on each other with those. in my vision kano and takane are annoying everyone with the water guns and when kano gets bored and goes do something else haruka takes his place but instead of attacking anyone else he attacks takane. fatal mistake. they both end up like my ayano description from earlier. little kids dripping water after swimming for 2 hours energy. when kido loses their chilling by the shore buddy to takane they probably go see what's up with momo and seto cuz thats their gf and brother they wanna help..

UMMM i kinda talked about everyone even if they could or couldnt swim lol. ayano and kano are left ermmm ayano like i said A fucking menace it is her goal to get everyone in the water at once (except seto and momo cuz she gets it) and she probably wants to do beach volleyball or some shit everyone sucks at later. she's the Game Organizer. probably her idea to go to the beach. and she's playing mermaids with mary so much. SO MUCH

and kano is kinda everywhere i think. he's in the tent bothering shintaro. he's with hibiya and hiyori trying to get momo and seto in the water. he's with takane terrorizing haruka and kido with water guns. he's with mary and ayano playing in the water pretending to be a shark to freak out mary (he cant use deceiving cuz ayano wont let him since anyone else at the beach could get freaked out but he DOES keep going underwater and pinches mary's legs to scare her)

mekakushi dan beach episode❤️

[autisticempathydaemon]

hello everynyan :3 /ref

4 the redacted match-ups ! not sure if you're still doing these or not bc i'll be damned i'd give up after the first 3 🙌🙌🙌 power 2 ya ! (if you ARE, in fact, not doing these anymore pls ignore this. this never happened. kay.)

What song are you fixated on at the moment? What lyric or verse, and why?

this was the hardest question bc i LOVEEMUSIC so bad i can never really pick ONE fav bc it changes every 2 seconds but !!! gun to my head as of rn i'd say -- "but not kiss" - faye webster

'i want to see you in my dreams,

but then forget.

we're meant to be,

but not yet.

you're all that i have,

but can't get.'

i chose this song primarily because of the aesthetics & instrumental,, + the feels - i love how the piano carries and portrays every feeling (dread? maybe?) alongside the vocalist ugh sick to my stomach /pos

as for the verses i've chosen i just. really like the way she sings them HA i guess depending on my current mood i might relate to the lyrics for .5 seconds due to a past relationship of mine that had me fuckedd anyway.

Do you love gargantuan Youtube video essays, and if so, which is your favorite and why?

i WISH i could enjoy these as much as others but i have the attention spam of a fucking goldfish i need to be stimulated 24/7. i cannot stare at the same face and occasional photo/clip for over 10 mins.

i might watch more of em if they had like a satisfying slime video in the corner or smth. i find i only watch ones that have a topic/interest of mine that i am actively curious about/into????if that makes sense??

for instance, the only one that comes to mind rn is "in defense of chat noir" by toon ruins UGH ITS SO GOOD i used to be a huge fan of miraculous so that defffinitely takes part in why i rewatch it every few months.

What is your go-to way to fall asleep?

on my stomach. arms under pillows. one leg up. yo i bought these headphones made specifically for sleeping while listening to relaxing noises or smth & i kid you not i use them shits to listen to asmr/rp audios. sometimes it puts me to sleep other times i'm up all night tryna figure out what position the listener and 'character' are in. anyway!!!

If you had to change your name, what would it be, and why? (In tandem, if you have changed your name, why did you pick that one?)

first thing that comes 2 mindd for whatever reason is 'may' ?? possibly bc i really like my birth name already and 'may' is somewhat close to it already? also because i'd love writing it over and over in my handwriting . probably just an excuse to write the letter 'y' actually.

What is your favorite of Redacted’s audios, and why?

fav character changes ALLL THE TIMEE for no reason my fav is all of them rlly i just wanna love and be loved BUT when i reaaaally think about it ?? hudson. even though he's like. an easter egg. i cant have anything. wanna "D D D D DDDJJJ ANXIETY" into his pants. what. who said that. just got hacked wtff

What Redacted boy holds no appeal to you, and why? Like, not the one you hate but the one who you don’t get the hype for. (I won’t judge, I promise.)

a know a LOTT of ppl love david but i am sorry i just cannot. angel better than me idk how they do it. srry. my momma raised a bitch. i've never ever gotten to finishing any of his videos so maybe im the problem but from the get-go THIS BITCH IS SCARY BRO he's so damn intimidating . the fact that his voice is rlly deep doesn't help either :C ..& don't even get me started on early david.

Which Redacted boy are you platonically attracted to? Like- forget dating, which dude do you want to be your best friend?

this is such a good question rlly makin me think . hmm . OK I FEEL LIKE A BASIC BlTCH BC PPL HAVE BEEN SAYIN THIS ALREADY BUT . hux. we like this 🤞 . as for why?? i feel like i need and would . honestly really appreciate more,, warmth and positivity in my life - and i def get that sorta 'aura' from him. & i know damn well he'd give the best hugs. and we could go to the gym together. it'd be so fun. so precious.

Do you have a go-to thing you ramble about when you’re tired, and if so, what is it? (For example, my boyfriend knows I’m ready to sleep when I start talking about space.)

ok first of all #relationshipgoals that is so sweet awe :((

i wouldn't say i really 'ramble' per say -- i just talk. to myself. like a normal person. mhm. i struggle with sleep in general, so i'm usually up till like 5am. typically endlessly scrolling through my phone, or talking to the abyss about something personal that's been on my mind for a while. if it's really bad, i cry in my voice memos. if i just need to - refresh? get smth off my mind so i can sleep? i write songs.

...and then i record them on my $15 wireless headphones. onto that very same voice memos app.

Tell me your go-to gas station and drink combo.

if im being honest,, depends on my mood . but god could i fuck up some strawberry milk and mini oreos right about now. . mind you i've had strawberry milk like once but it changed my life u dont understand

Tell me about your favorite playlist at the moment.

i mean i don't listen to it 24/7 but man i outdid myself w this one. it's called "insanity" and every single song matches the vibe of . just straight up 'otherworldly' ?? if u catching what im throwin?? all songs r pretty 'out-there' - in terms of the vibes - at least i like to think so. for reference it has songs like "goth - sidewalks and skeletons" and "eternal youth - růde" . IDK i guess it makes me happy when songs from a playlist actually match up with one other

What’s your guilty pleasure media, and why?

i listen to this japanese-kawaii-metal-based group called BABYMETAL and i loveee them soso much. a few "metal enthusiasts" go out and call their work 'not real metal' , which is why i guess you can technically call their music a pleasure media -- as well as the fact that whenever i put on one of their songs mfs r like ... what is this - cause its three young japanese girls talking abt bubblegum with the the most insane guitar riff in the back. their newer stuff is incredible. womanhood at it's finest. give them a shot plspls /nf

ALL DONE !! ty 4 reading & have a lovely day/night, wherever you may be <3

Oh, this one is perfect and required, like, no thought. Vibes-wise? Given your energy? It’s just gotta be Guy.

Building on that, I love that you write songs and he writes screenplays(?). I think it’s so cute to pair writers together so that you might inspire one another and be each other's biggest fans. I also like Guy for you because he strikes me as one of those people who calls themselves “polyjamorous”, listening to basically anything and everything. He loves all your songs and all your playlists, vibing along to all of it even if there’s no words or words in another language. He doesn’t care: he’s with you, so he’s having a good time.

I would predict a fun, artistic life for the two of you like parallel-playing co-writing sessions with the two of you having individual headphones on, making funny faces at one another when you catch the other staring. You take turns showing each what you’ve created and hyping each other up, offering critique. When the writer's clock keeps y’all up till 3 AM, he’s got leftover pizza and any snacks you could possibly want. (He strikes me as the sort of guy who always has junk food caches.)

Song:

It was just two lovers/ Sittin' in the car, listening to Blonde/ Fallin' for each other/ Pink and orange skies, feelin' super childish/ No Donald Glover/ Missed call from my mother/ Like, "Where you at tonight?" Got no alibi/ I was all alone with the love of my life

Given your passion for music, I tried to pick a love song for y’all that was emotionally evocative to the mind and the ear. I chose this one because I thought the piano instrumental and how it evokes that mental imagery of sitting with someone during the golden hour might resonate with you. I also like it for y’all because this song got really popular on tiktok, and Guy would probably know it from there.

Runner-ups:

Obviously, we have to have Hudson as a runner-up. As a DJ, he’d be so loving and so supportive of your craft, hyping you up on air all the time and playing your work whenever he can. He’d also make you really bomb-ass playlists. A less obvious runner-up would be Anton, but I really like this one. You’d be more of an opposites attract sort of pair, but I think it’d be cute, and listening to music would remind Anton of you while he’s away~

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

[spindle-girl]

I've always wondered what Alec's and the rest of the Heartbroken views were of heroes and their lack of effectiveness against their dad.

Cause if you think about it, there about four main issues for taking on Heartbreaker at the start:

1) his power affecting you

2) his power affecting your allies and the people he's surrounded himself with

3) Heartbreaker apparently being sneaky with his location

4) the thralls he has in high places to cause mayhem if he's captured/killed

As the years pass, you also have to account for his kids' powers in case they fight you as well.

And like, for a small group, any one point seems like a difficult hurdle to get through, let alone all of the them together and you can kinda see how he never got taken down

But

(Even ignoring the fact that Imp managed it because she has a power that nullifies the first two points, Tattletale for the third, probably didn't care too much for the fourth, and I think she talked the rest of the kids into standing by if they noticed her at all (I'm including this bc Cherish managed it and I don't remember all of their powers))

The heroes had Dragon. Like, yeah she's busy as hell, but Dragon alone takes care of the first and third points, she could use the same skills that solved the third point to backtrack and minimize the fourth point, and she's apart of a large team to help with the second point. The kids are the wildcards, but that they could, I dunno, observe for a week and see what info they pick up. I can't imagine the kids kept their powers underwraps and a few even went off to school during during the day so it's not like it's a constant worry. (Or just go in bc their supposed to be heroes and save the victims from the Worst Parent TM)

Also, you know, they could have done it before Heartbreaker had the chance to traumatize multiple kids into gaining powers. They've all been around for a while.

Maybe the kids just never gave it too much thought. I'm sure they've seen some heroes try and fail, but with all the times Dragon comes in to Brockton Bay I could see Alec just getting pissed his power doesn't directly help and go "well where the fuck have you been all this time if you can shit out mechs like this constantly?"

[tomwambsgans]

so i've assumed for the longest time that 2x7 must take place in march of 2020 because in 2x9 DC, gil refers to march 12th as the night that tom sent greg the "can't make a tomlette" emails, and of course a deleted scene from that episode is the only time we would have ever seen that phrase mentioned otherwise. it also makes complete sense, narratively, to essentially do a little fakeout: "tom, is [the date that you burned the documents] significant to you?" "nope! (feeling confident bc there's no proof of him having done that on that day)" "well that's the day you sent all these batshit emails, and how i know for certain you are well acquainted with greg hirsch." "uh oh"

ntm the fact that it makes a lot of sense as a character choice for tom to specifically send greg that email over and over again on the night that he's kinda trying to punish greg, and where he's probably totally unable to sleep.

anyway, there's a But incoming... i fucking wish there wasn't, but. somehow i've only just now realized that in DC, gil refers to the thanksgiving of 1x5 as "last year." which would indicate that it's still 2019, and therefore the march 12th he's referring to should be a day very close to tom's wedding. and, admittedly... it's not totally out there that tom's initial reason for coining the phrase was because he learned about the Greg The Egg nickname, from shiv having told him after hearing it from caroline. hell, maybe it was when they first started at ATN and it was tom's anxiety spilling out to match greg's Principles.

obviously it's a lot of personal bias that mainly makes me not want this to be the case, like... the sheer amount of fic i've written just confidently using the timeline where a year has passed in the first 7 episodes of season 2, which would be fucked to hell if i accept that DC is in 2019 lol

however..... it IS pretty undeniable that at least a year passes in season 2. do the math: exactly 2 years between the pilot and 4x1. ~5 months pass in s1. 2 and a half weeks pass between 2x9 and 3x5 (according to frank). the rest of s3 takes place - MOST LIKELY - over the course of no more than 4 months. about 3 months pass between s3 and 4, based on knowledge of shiv's pregnancy. and no gaps between seasons otherwise... that's a year left. there HAS to be at least one months-long timeskip somewhere in there. and it's always seemed very plausibly to be between tern haven and argestes, given the notion of pierce "fucking them about." for the longest time i've even specifically imagined argestes as being after the holidays and in january of 2020, partially bc that's convenient for why any notion of logan's 81st bday, the recny ball of 2019, and the holidays are all completely missing. the holidays would also be a good excuse on pierce's end not to rush a deal, and finally, i took into account the weather in that episode.

frankly, i consider the climate heavily when i'm working out the timeline of a show. especially this one. if they wanted to make it plausibly deniable what time of year it was, they'd set the episode indoors. or they'd pick a different part of the world for the roys to visit. and in the season 2 finale, they're on a yacht and explicitly swimming in the mediterranean. it's VERY unlikely that they'd be comfortable hanging around in swim trunks and swimming in those waters if it was any time between october and march. going off of that... if s3 begins in late 2019 as opposed to april/may of 2020, then caroline sent out her wedding invitations no less than 6 months early.

basically it's split between this:

what gil said has more weight. we can assume that the seemingly conflicting weather is a metatextual flub to be ignored. DC is in 2019, the emails were around the time of the wedding, and the huge timeskip containing the holidays is in s3 which also means that caroline sent out her invitations very early

settings and characterizations have more weight. we can assume either that gil misspoke or that it's a metatextual flub to be ignored. DC is in april of 2020, the emails were sent during The Return, and the huge timeskip was in s2 and took the holidays of 2019 with them

[eerna]

so far, how would you rank all of the tfota universe books, if this isn’t too difficult to ask? :o

Not me having premonitions about this ask yesterday.... so you're just in time bc I ranked them in my mind

5) The Stolen Heir - Not that I think it's bad, but it's def a two-parter and I have no frame of reference for where the story is going and can't really say if I am gonna like it once it's concluded. BUT it had inconsistencies and a predictable twist whose execution didn't make up for the predictability so I'm pretty sure this would be a number 5 book either way.

4) The Cruel Prince - Again, not because I dislike it. In fact I think that this is the one I've reread most? It's just that I don't have as many intense emotions about it as the rest of the books. I still go feral over certain things (the DUELS the SWORD GIFTING the JUDE SEES CARDAN BEING MEAN TO TARYN SO SHE PICKS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM INTO A TREE)

3) The Queen of Nothing - I know this book is bullied usually but I just. I just love it so much. I'm a fluffy bitch. I love that the first half is all the ugly feelings coming out and then the second half is so romantic and fairy-tale-like and. AAaaaaAAA I loved it as the conclusion. These books were never plot heavy and I def didn't need an epic conclusion so I don't mind that it's short. The thing that prevents me from ranking it higher is the lack of a Taryn character arc, she just flipped a switch and became normal because she got Eva'd and tbh I needed a journey for that kind of a 180 and love her too much to ignore it.

2) The Wicked King - I just think it's neat to watch Jude fall from the heights she climbed to in book 1 because of her inability to trust others. And I understand her, she has every reason to mistrust everyone, so it's not annoying to watch her flail around trying to be a one woman army. Also it's the only book I've ever read where my reaction to the ending was both "I WANT THIS TO BE A FAKEOUT" and "I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE A FAKEOUT" so congratulations on that

1)How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories - Because I feel like this is the rawest TFOTA experience possible. It's a storybook with illustrations. A STORYBOOK WITH ILLUSTRATIONS!! The perfect format for this series imo!!! And I really love the story, I love that it's about Cardan's relationship with narrative and self image and only a little bit about Jude. I love that it focused on stuff we had no idea about and those we only heard about in passing instead of just "here's what Cardan was thinking during THIS scene". And I love Cardan and his POV was so chill and filled with denial compared to Jude's and hhhhh lovely

[themournwatcher]

Ten Things About Me

Rules: Share 10 facts about yourself and tag 10 other blogs! I want to get to know my mutuals, and the people I follow a little bit :) The facts can be about anything!

I was tagged by @demandthedoodles and @idolsgf and @vahingoniloinenlapsi and so, being that I can never shut up about myself, I thought it would only be fitting if I got some things off of my chest while this is going around >:3

I am in the process of getting a kitten!! a week before the ginger furball shows up i may do a poll for votes on his name bc idk what i'm gonna call him yet lmao.

i am an english major! er well i am working on my english major. i'd love to pick up creative writing and medieval studies (all passions and areas of academic interest) so i'm always down to talk about those things :)

i eat weird things. like really weird. no i can't explain it yes it will happen again. latest victims: meat water and floor eggs.

i collect stuffed dragons i have like 4 and i need more i need ALL of them

i worked at chick-fil-a for three years during a period of my life that i lovingly refer to as "a hate crime against myself" and yes i have plenty of horror stories to share

i was obsessed with warrior cats as a kid and i can still remember plots vividly

i am obsessed with lord of the rings and i love tolkien's books and i've read the silmarillion in 3 days but i've actually never read the lotr trilogy. at this point i never might. i have just soaked up all knowledge of it like a sponge from others.

i once sold a man's acoustic guitar in a garage sale because he was mean to me lol

my favorite colors are pink and teal

there is a 600+ page case study about me and my psyche out there and i am under contract not to share any more details about it

tags: @beastofmoss @flashhwing @amatres @ocean-in-my-rebel-soul @becauseanders @oopsalltes @midnight-coffee94 if you've already been tagged feel free to ignore!

[thevibrantcolor]

*sighs deeply* i'm going to regret this so much but i'm picking this up.

first of, i want to begin by saying i don't 100% agree with op either. israel as it is is an apartheid state. the fact that palestinians in the wb are under military law while jewish settlers are under civil one makes it a fact. and i do support at the very least a 2 state solution, land exchange, and dismantling of all settlements. factually, according to the most recent palestine/israel Pulse survey in 2023, only 23% of palestinians support for a democratic one-state solution (i know it looks like trash, but this is the official Pulse site https://www.pcpsr.org/en/node/928). so pushing for a one state solution land-for-all right now seems to me like pushing what westerners want onto a conflict in which they spoke over natives enough. you can't separate the complete disinterest in what actual palestinians want from orientalism and western-centrism.

onto your main arguements: jews have always been present in the levant generally and in palestine specifically. this isn't a debate it is a fact. look up hevron, safed, jerusalem or just generally jewish presence in the area after the roman expulsion. jews were always there, only in lower numbers, so the whole "weren't even there for 2000 years" agruement immediately falls apart.

even if you meant the majority weren't in the levant you are wrong again: according to a survey conducted in 2005, 61% of jewish israelis identified as either mizrahi or sephardi (though to be entirely fair by 1995 the israeli government stopped doing these statistics, from what i can gather bc too many households were mixed by that point). either way, that arguement falls too.

how about the "there are no genetic links anymore!!!!" even if we put aside that most arguement i see based on these are straight up race science, wrong again: 1, 2 , 3 , 4, and even this paper that focuses on the european part of the ashki genome says they are also levantine 5. two seconds of google would have shown you that. we are 10 months in to this cruel, stupid, avoidable war and the malicious wave of antisemitism that came with it. at this point you have no excuse for spreading Khazar Theory garbage.

simply put, to say that jews are not connected to the levant generally and palestine-israel specifically is ahistoric, anti-intellectual, unscientific and is based on ignorance and bigotry. specifically here, antisemitism. i could go into archiological findings but that would take an additional 2000 years, and frankly, i already put too much time and energy writing all of this.

but by far, your most malicious, ridiculous argument had to be the good ol' "if they weren't there of xyz amount of time then they are not native anymore!!1!@!" even putting aside allll that i wrote, how most jewish holidays are specifically about the land of yisrael (passover, shavu'ot, tu-bishvat, sukkot, tu-b'av) or are directly connected to it (hanukkah, l"g ba'omer, tisha b'av) what you are basically saying is that nativity has an expiration date. what, if native americans are banned from their ancestor's land for another 400 years they'll be occupiers for moving back? what, if jews were force to flee on mass into israel 400 years earlier they would have still been natives (tm)? no. the nativity of jews is unquestionable just like the cruelty of israel is now. the nativity of jews does not grant them moral immunity, neither does it inherently grant one to palestinians. it is an arguement that both pro- and anti-israelis need to throw to the nearest trash can.

final word before i go, as a half-afghan jew, there is no myth that i loath more than that of the the happy dhimmi. my family was not forced to flee afghanistan in the early 30's because of israel. iraq and surya and other muslim countries didn't create a nazi partties in the 30's and 40's and lynched jews because of israel. the expulsion of almost every single jew out of the levant, along with lynching, segregation and property theft cannot be simply placed on israel. this happened because of antisemitism embedded within the society. you are also welcome to open google about antisemitism in the arab world. in conclusion: ceasefire now, the gov of isreal belongs in jail, jews are native to the levant, nativity doesn't have much to do with morality, read about the subjects you talk about or be rightfully called an antisemite.

"Do you support Israel?"

I don't know - what do you mean by "support Israel"?

Do I support Israel's current war in Gaza? No.

Do I support Israel's right to get its citizens back? Yes.

Do I support Israel's settlements in the West Bank? No.

Do I support Israel's right to exist? Yes.

Do I support Israel's current government and leaders? No.

Do I support Israel's right to defend itself? Yes.

So I dunno, do I "support" Israel or not? What about Palestine?

Do I support reparations for Palestinians in the West Bank? Yes.

Do I support Hamas? No.

Do I support Palestinians in Gaza being free from war? Yes.

Do I support Hamas' violence against Israeli citizens? No.

Do I support Palestine's right to exist? Yes.

And then there's this...

Do I support the destruction of Israel? No.

Do I support the destruction of Palestine? No.

Do I support a world where Israelis don't fear death? Yes.

Do I support a world where Palestinians don't fear death? Yes.

The only way to achieve actual peace in the region is to support peace between Israel and Palestine. You cannot get this if you destroy Israel OR Palestine.

[zipquips]

I posted 5,460 times in 2022

That's 5,459 more posts than 2021!

346 posts created (6%)

5,114 posts reblogged (94%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 2,484 of my posts in 2022

#zip quips - 367 posts

#lad collection - 333 posts

#v important reminder - 219 posts

#queer stuff - 198 posts

#words of wisdom - 191 posts

#space pics - 175 posts

#yorange - 164 posts

#q - 130 posts

#dracula daily - 102 posts

#goncharov - 95 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#for years i wouldn't let my friends meet my mom bc i thought it was too risky to see if they could misgender me bc i wasn't out to her yet

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

i'm hungry but eating food requires me to get out of bed and getting out of bed requires me to leave my blanket cocoon and leaving my blanket cocoon requires me to partake in reality for the day

17 notes - Posted May 20, 2022

#4

zip reads dracula daily | week 1 (5/3-5/7)

so, i signed up for the dracula daily emails and i thought it might be fun to jot down my thoughts as i make my way through the story for the first time. 

may 3rd

meet jonathan harker, on a fun road trip for work, as he collects some new recipes

"for i had all sorts of queer dreams" lmao, same

this man's inability to consume paprika without issue fucking kills me

this is not how i expected any of the story to work. like, given pop culture i was not ready for dracula to be sending letters and advising people to stay in fancy hotels

may 4th

jonathan feels ridiculous but also uncomfortable (same)

i absolutely love that jonathan is telling people he’s trying to see this totally not suspicious guy and everyone but him understands vampires so everyone thinks he’s stupid as fuck and jonathan’s just confused about it

may 5th

a busy day for jonathan, spanning two chapters

lmao, this man wants to ask dracula about vampires??? jonathan is dumb as fuck, what a guy

i'm sorry, but the idea of count dracula buying property in london is funny as fuck. like you’re centuries into your vampire life and you just decide that london’s the place to be? alright, nice to know you and jonathan are both fools

may 6th

nothing today :( 

may 7th

in which the count apologizes for his poor english

listen,, i fucking lose it every time jonathan describes a vampire attribute like red eyes, no mirrors, strength and he somehow remains ignorant about it all

i absolutely love that dracula managed to pick the most emo place in london

overall thoughts

this is my first time reading the story and i’ve recently been shying away from classics because i find a lot of them dry to read. the fact that dracula has inadvertently become a comedy through dramatic irony is an amazing change of pace which is making me very invested and excited to see what happens next :)

masterpost | next week (5/8-5/14)

20 notes - Posted May 7, 2022

#3

Why can't they let a girl marry three men, or as many as want her, and save all this trouble?

lucy really said dracula polycule for the win

23 notes - Posted May 24, 2022

#2

me: dracula is basically a comedy now. jonathan is so fucking stupid and i love him for that. 

my dad: you need to think about the story in the context it was written in >:(

me: no. anyway, did you know jonathan has queer dreams which is so relatable

50 notes - Posted May 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

today's entry has me wondering what kind of message only makes one ear tingle

59 notes - Posted May 26, 2022

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[noxtivagus]

i'm gna return to genshin soon i think :>

[gayspock]

top 5 spock looks??? (i don't know him but he has to have 5)

OMG YES YES YES- okay other than his standard outfit (bc I think it's icnic, of course, and he looks so GOOD! in blue) MY TOP 5 FAVES, ACTUALLY ORDERED BC IM OBSESSED

5. His gangster suit from A Piece of the Action

I'm usually not a fan of brown suits but his hat means everything to me. Also the way it matches with Jim. Also, also, also it's one of my favourite TOS episodes in general- idc, anyone can kill me for it, but it's my favourite comedic one and I think it's way better than the Tribbles episode<3. ALso, also, also, also him with the big stupid gun that finishes the whole look is brilliant.

4. The little beanie he wore in The City on the Edge of Forever

I will say- I DO prefer Jim's look, with the flannel. But literally this look places here because of the beanie. The rest of it is also nice, I will say- underneath the coat at least, he's wearing a cute little button down... What I DO wish though, is that he was wearing a sensible little sweater to go with the beanie. That would really make my day. With the button down poking out underneath? Stop it... That's everything.

3. Hooded Cape and Waistcoat from The Return of the Archons Okay so the thing is, I DID almost not put this one and instead I put the TOS movie uniforms (because he looks super good in red) because this is very similar to my number one pick, but like... Right it does serve too much cunt for me not to use it, yah?

Like the fucking cape- the hood... And the way it's not just a hood, but like squared off like that? With all the gathering fabric? Literally he did not need to do that much. AND THEN WHEN IT COMES OFF? AND HE'S IN THAT DAPPER LITTLE WAISTCOAT LOOKING OH SO SENSIBLE? CRAZY. IM CRAZY FOR IT.

2. Sparkly Toga from Plato's Stepchildren

I know there's mixed opinions on this ep... Shan't get into all that mess<3. But his fucking OUTFIT in this... ATE. LEFT NO FUCKING CRUMBS. I would post a full length one to show off just how short it is, bc that is of course INTEGRAL to this look but this exact screenshot is like... Everything and more to me. So I have to use it.

1. His "Honey, I'm home!" look from The Motion Picture

IT HAD TO BE THIS ONE. IT HAD TO BE. ITS NOT JUST THE GOTH LOOK. THE ALL BLACK CAPE. THE MOVEMENT OF IT AS HE WALKS. ITS WHAT IT REPRESENTS. ITS THE CONTEXT OF THE THING. BESTIE DISAPPEARS FOR YEARS TO UNDERGO THE KOLINAHR RITUAL AND PURGE ALL EMOTION. ABORTS IT LAST MOMENT BECAUSE THAT GIRLIE THERE WAS LIKE "GO AWAY YOURE GAY. YOUR SOULMATE, LOVER, BESTIE, ETC. NEEDS YOU." AND HES LIKE KNEELING THERE IN THE FUCKING DIRT LOOKING ALL A MESS. SO HES LIKE. :/. AND SO OF COURSE... OF COURSE BESTIE, DESPITE THE SEVERITY OF THIS WHOLE SITUATION, AND FACT THAT THERE IS AN UNKNOWN ENTITY HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH ON THE DAMN WARPATH, HAS TO GO STOP OFF FOR A MAKEOVER TO IMPRESS AND THEN WHEN THE BASTARD WALKS IN HE LITERALLY IGNORES EVERYONE POINT BLANK. LIKE OH I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS ACTUALLY. LIKE IF YOU DID NOT CARE WOULD YOU COME IN AND EAT IT UP HM? NO. YOU WOULDNT. GOD. GOD FUCKING BLESS.

Honourable mentions, however, go to: - When he's just in his little black undershirt. Whore. - Mirror!Spock. Not spock but very shiny and the facial hair fucks. - His little spocket booties - the tos spacesuit. looks like dogshit and it means a lot to me. its just not here bc i think chekov looked even funnier in it and i dont want to take that away from him - his little yellow jumper number, from the unaired pilot (and potentially? also? the menagerie flashbacks? can't remember if it was in that too)

[cantdanceflynn]

For the ask thing, Candace from Phineas & Ferb?

favorite thing about them: Honestly, I think the fact that she honestly manages to understand and utilize her priorities later on is very underrated. Especially later on. While her main goal may be busting or fame, she understands that those aren't gonna matter in the long run. They haven't so far. Examples of this include: Doing her best not to bust to enjoy the picnic in the biosphere with Jeremy(The Great Indoors), immediately trying to make sure she can spend the whole day with Stacy as soon as she realizes she's been neglecting her friendship with her(Canderemy) and caring significantly more that Klimpaloon gets out safe then her getting back in time(The Klimpaloon Ultimatum). This isn't really my favorite thing about her bc I couldn't choose, but it is a very underappreciated aspect of her character later on.

least favorite thing about them: Honestly besides the fact that she can be pretty mean sometimes(and so can I so I don't really hate that about her. In fact it's pretty nice to see that they didn't make her one way or the other(something that cartoon siblings fall into a LOT) when it comes to that), I can't think of a lot. I guess I'm not the hugest fan of how often she immediately thinks of ways that things can benefit her, but even then, I don't hate it? Honestly maybe it's just bc I like her so much, but it's really hard to think of what my least favorite thing is.

favorite line: Oh this is a hard one. I've got a few, but specifically four that I'm picking out(in no specific order)

1: "The flying car of the future; today.......... is pulling a bit to the right." is a classic and highly underappreciated.

2: "I traveled halfway 'round the world, and almost turned and ran away. But you helped me get my courage back, so now I've got to say. That though I've often thought of you as just a nuisance and a bother, today I can't imagine having better little brothers! And you gotta believe in something, so today I believed in you. And you came through, we made it! I've never been so proud (never been so proud)! I know at first it seemed implausible, but we accomplished the impossible! Now there's something that I've got to say out loud! Time is what you make of it, so take a chance. Life is full of music so you ought to dance. The world's a stage and it is time for your debut (it's time for your debut). Don't waste a minute sitting on that chair. The world is callin' to you, just get out there! You can see forever so your dreams are all in view!" Yes I'm counting the whole bit ok!!! It's just so good!!

3: "You see Mom! Absolutely nothing. Oh, I am thinking some very unladylike things right now." Idk this one and the bit after it is always funny(and sweet).

4: "Silly BFF. Jeremy likes me for who I am. It's like we're one. When I breath in, he breathes out. His heart says "knock knock", and my heart says "who's there". And the answer is us................" like ok i think the pnf fandom is in agreement to ignore the ending of that episodes C plot but the beginning like. Idk it means so much to me that she really gets that he likes her for who she is, even if she ends up worrying about it anyways(bc she's Candace).

Idk man there's a theme with these quotes and that theme is character development. Special mention to "Do not be seduced by the coolness" tho bc I rly like Put That Putter Away.

brOTP: I already have put her and PnF as one so instead, I think she and Baljeet should be friends. There's a lot of reasons but number one is I think it would be funny.

OTP: Jeremy X Candace X Stacy X Vanessa. Yes I know. I absolutely have to just figure out their ship name. So go with Canderemy bc that's def my fave lol.

nOTP: Once again, I don't really have any that aren't just straight up wrong.

random headcanon: Ok I went over the ducky momo accessories already, so here's one that I just love so much. Jeremy and Candace don't use a whole lot of nicknames for each other for a couple of reasons, and they aren't exactly consistent with the ones they do use. But they do have one they keep. When around pretty much anyone else and talking about each other, she's his girlfriend and he's her boyfriend. But when it's just them(or just them and their friends), she's his g-word, and he's her b-word. And they wouldn't trade that for anything. Even when they're married, it sticks. Reasonably they know that at the very least it should be w-word and h-word, and that it doesn't really work anymore. But it works for them and that's what they care about.

unpopular opinion: sick and tired of people going "she has too many awkward or mean moments." it is not her fault that you are not immune to awkward moments. suck it up/j(this is not serious at all it's just funny to me how many people do this)

song i associate with them: Breath and Do Nothing Day bc uhhhhhhhhhhhh YEA. but in terms of songs not written about Candace lol Disco! in the Panic Room. LITERALLY EVERY LYRIC IN THIS SONG FITS HER. EVEN THE ONES THAT DON'T. JUST LISTEN TO THESE SONGS OK AND TELL ME THAT DISCO IN THE PANIC ROOM DOESN'T FIT CANDACE TO A T OK.

favorite picture of them: this is my fave that isn't in all honesty super shippy or from a special bc there's too many faves from specials. I just think Temple of Juatchadoon is neat

this is mostly just proof that i need to not answer character asks when sleepy bc wow this is actually understandable compared to normal

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#5

I have no idea how this would have feasibly happen, but I want an Arcane AU (maybe modern?) where Powder gets separated from Violet at in a much earlier point in the story and she can't find her way back, so she gets picked up by Silco. Silco's trying to find Violet for her, but Vander's disappeared along with the kids. So Silco raises Powder/Jinx and Vander raises Vi while both of them are trying desperately to look for the missing sister. Then, when they're teens, they finally find each other. Silco's too attached to Jinx to just leave her, so he and Vander have to get over their past in order to be there for their daughters.

16 notes • Posted 2021-12-04 03:21:24 GMT

#4

Alright, some cookie run headcannons for our favorite villains!

Poison Mushroom is the actual baby, and Pomegranate often takes them to playdates with Onion Cookie. They adore Auntie Blackberry. Everyone casually ignores that they're supposed to be on different sides.

Pomegranate is the main caretaker of Poison, even though she's pretty ambivalent towards them. She often makes Licorice watch them while she's working, and usually only brings them along when they got a specific role to play.

Licorice is the worst babysitter. He makes it 10 minutes before either getting into an argument (with a literal child) or pawning them off to Dark Choco. Usually both.

Dark Choco is a surprisingly good dad. He's very gentle and considerate. But he's afraid of his own strength, so he doesn't like to interact with Poison too much. But this also means he's a huge pushover. Pomegranate has come back to him fully redecorating a room for a "Shroomy Tea Party"

Red Velvet is THE BEST UNCLE. All that time raising cake hounds comes in handy. It also helps that all the puppies are brought out whenever Poison visits. He gives the best piggyback rides and lets Poison help set traps for Priestess Cookie.

Poison and Strawberry Crepe are kept FAR away from each other. No one wants to know what would happen if they were allowed to interact.

17 notes • Posted 2021-10-25 05:44:50 GMT

#3

Okay but imagine Meryl trying to flirt with Vash and he just doesn't know how to respond to her. Like he likes her and wants to reciprocate but he's scared at the same time. But then one day she gets hit in a fight and goes down. Vash freaks out because he's worried she's hurt. But then she pops up to deliver the final blow. And Vash is just so excited that she's okay that he sweeps her off her feet and kisses her without thinking.

20 notes • Posted 2021-07-19 20:58:09 GMT

#2

I love that the first thing Alpha did after being created is drop the Director's accent like a hot potato. Man wasn't even a week old and went "no fucking way I'm gonna be southern for the rest of my existence"

125 notes • Posted 2021-07-06 04:55:53 GMT

#1

Hey do you ever think about how Saiki has no concept of privacy because he lived in a constant state of hypervigilance due to his brother's threat of revealing his psychic abilities to the world and his parents did nothing to stop it so he just got used to dealing with everything by himself?

Do you ever think about him telling his friends about his powers and at first they think "why does he not understand privacy at all?" and then he drops the fact that his brother has hidden cameras set up in his house and threatened to out him and kill him and his parents did not punish their child for any of this?

Do you ever think about Saiki trying to wear the geranium ring to make his friends more comfortable but getting more and more anxious until he can't function and his friends are conflicted about it because while yes, him reading their thoughts is super creepy, he's so on edge and almost having a panic attack so who's comfort is more important here? Should they give up their privacy to make Saiki more comfortable?

151 notes • Posted 2021-09-01 06:24:08 GMT

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[olivias-cardigan]

100 Questions!

Tagged by the best @bitchin-promises, love ya ally!!

1. What is your nickname? lex lol

2. How old are you? 16 

3. What is your birth month? november!!

4. What is your zodiac sign?  freakin scorpio

5. What is your favorite color? mustard 

6. What’s your lucky number? 9

7. Do you have any pets? no i wish

8. Where are you from? texas🤠

9. How tall are you? barely 5′3

10. What shoe size are you? 6.5/7

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? probably like 10 but like i only wear my birks and prime knit superstars

12. Are you random? i dont know what this question means but no ??

13. Last person you texted? my friends jess, miah, and katie!! katie is visiting and we are going to the mall later :)

14. Are you psychic in any way? nope ha

15. Last TV show watched? orange is the new black

16. Favorite movie? my sister asked me this the other day and i said hercules so we are just gonna stick with that

17. Favourite show from your childhood? hannah montana, suite life of zach and cody, KIM POSSIBLE, that’s so raven, drake and josh 

18. Do you want children? not for a WHILE but yeah

19. Do you want a church wedding? i haven’t thought about it, i’m technically christian but not really that religious ( i'm keeping ally’s answer bc thats me)

20. What is your religion? ^ (like my preschool was at a church and i went to vbs every year as a kid but like my family has never been to church)

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? for myself? no *KNOCKS ON WOOD*

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? alMOst

23. How is life? pretty decent my dude

24. Baths or showers? showers all the way my mom kinda ruined baths for me. she was like “it’s kinda like just sitting in your own filth” and now i can't 

25. What color socks are you wearing?  dark gray

26. Have you ever been famous? BAHAHA no

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? um it’s not like i want it but its not like i would hate it, ya know?

28. What type of music do you like? pretty much everything -- rap, pop, 70s/80s, indie 

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? nope

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3

31. What position do you usually sleep in? on my side but then i wake up on my stomach so i dont know man

32. How big is your house? two stories

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? nothing whoops

34. Have you ever left the country? no :(

35. Have you ever tried archery? its seems so cool!! but no

36. Do you like anyone? not at the moment except for joe keery

37. Favorite swear word? shit probably i say that 24/7 and in all these different accents

38. When do you fall asleep? its either like 9pm or 4am no in-between

39. Do you have any scars? yeah volleyball and softball are a bitch

40. Sexual orientation? straight

41. Are you a good liar? i don't think so 

42. What languages would you like to learn? spanish

43. Top 10 songs? I CAN’T DO THIS

44. Do you like your country? yep!

45. Do you have friends from the web? yes and i love them all dearly 💓

46. What is your personality type? well i'm estp so 

47. Hogwarts House? when i took the test on pottermore i got hufflepuff but like i feel like i am more ravenclaw so i dont know 

48. Can you curl your tongue? yes ma'am 

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? stanley uris

50. Left or right handed? right

51. Are you scared of spiders? they are my favorite but like i can kill them

52. Favorite food? salad DONT @ ME

53. Favorite foreign food? pupusas are SO GOOD OMG

54. Are you a clean or messy person?  super messy

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? oh jeez i dont know??

56. What color underwear? blue

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 10 minutes for school like an hour if i want to look nice

58. Do you have much of an ego?  i wouldn’t call it an ego as much as stubbornness

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? suck biting is just wrong

60. Do you talk to yourself? all the time

61. Do you sing to yourself? I ACT LIKE IM FREAKING WHITNEY HOUSTON AND SOUND LIKE SHIT

62. Are you a good singer? no like i am probably the worst singer you have ever heard 

63. Biggest Fears? rats

64. Are you a gossip? um little i guess

65. Are you a grammar nazi? i can be it depends. like their, there, and they’re C’MON

66. Do you have long or short hair? its like medium its at my collarbone so 

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? yeah

68. Favorite school subject? math all the way

69. Extrovert or Introvert? extrovert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? no i wish

71. What makes you nervous? public speaking like i'm fine once i get up there but i will worry about it for like a week

72. Are you scared of the dark? if i'm outside then yes

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? sometimes but not to be rude

74. Are you ticklish? very!!

75. Have you ever started a rumor? i hope not

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? no

77. Have you ever drank underage? like a sip

78. Have you ever done drugs? nah

79. What do you fantasize about? one day going to different countries

80. How many piercings do you have? three on each ear

81. Can you roll your R’s? yes and let me tell you, my spanish class is impressed

82. How fast can you type?  tumblr has made me a much better typer omg

83. How fast can you run? I'm not super fast but extremely competitive 

84. What color is your hair? light brown

85. What color are your eyes? hazel

86. What are you allergic to? peanuts, sesame seeds, basically every type of tree and grass

87. Do you keep a journal? i tried but i have the worst issue of never sticking to things

88. Are you depressed about anything? not right now

89. Do you like your age? i would if i COULD DRIVE OMG I WANT MY LICENSE

90. What makes you angry? when people try to argue about things they know ZERO about (fun fact: in english we got to write a persuasive article on whatever we wanted and i did mine on limiting ignorance)

91. Do you like your own name? sure

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? no but my sister was like three and my brother and i were playing life and she shoved one of those little people that go in the cars UP HER NOSE OMG

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? both!!

94. What talents do you have? i don't know you tell me

95. Sun or moon? sun

96. How did you get your name? my parents just liked it i guess

97. Are you religious?  not really

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? no

99. Color of your bedspread? oh jeez its like all these patterns with different shades of blue and purple (I want a new one)

100. Color of your room? light blue/mint

tagging: @holyhollland, @kylokiwi, @leahs-anxiety, @stanleysbird !!

[sexyactorsopinions]

It's the ssromania blog, they started up a few days ago. I'm on mobile so I can't link but look them up. They've been talking nonstop over the past few days about how Seb doesn't like his fans, has been posting photos from the house he rented, and claims that because Seb gets paid to do cons he doesn't do them bc he enjoys them. Cause you know you can't get paid to do something and also enjoy it.... They're a troll account.

Anon 2: Ugh, the anon talking about Tiff Brouwer is probably the one who also sent an ask to another account asking wtf is wrong with them, TiffB has a long term boyfriend??!!?? There is one anon making the rounds, acting all outraged and high-and-mighty on behalf of various celebs, as if the anon’s not a shit stirrer themselves, trying to tattle on blogs, inventing shit one blog’s supposed to have said (which never works bc it’s so easy to check), and generally being a massive hypocrite.            

Anon 3: I just sent you an ask about the angry anon, but forgot one thing: the outraged anon will pick one thing, twist it, and make it sound worse than it is, if not outright invent something offensive. They did discuss Tiffany B on the free-seb blog, but the mod was always “they’re friends, knock it off”, so this is classic Outrage!!!!Anon all the way. They often use “wtf is wrong with you?!?” after turning the outrage-o-meter all the way to 11 over perceived slights or statements. Just ignore them.            

Anon 4: Tiffany Brouwer is playing the Margo’s game: vague posting about dating Sebastian Stan on her IG. Her latest post in a pic in the same place Seb celebrated his birthday party. Charles liked it.          

 Anon 5: Don’t pay attention about the rumors with Tiffany. It’s just the hate blog that’s is trying to start some drama

            Anon 6: Link/pic/proof? I.m other anon but our source is a new Seb hate blog thessromania*tumblr*com. 

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Mod:

Okay. Let’s make a quick summary.

Seb spent his birthday in Malibu in that beautiful house;

https://thessromania.tumblr.com/post/164266169484/question-just-how-into-watersports-do-we-think

Among the people invited, Tiffany Brouwer(an actress/singer)

Who is a friend of Seb, suspected(by fans) to be the girl with whom he had lunch in NY a few weeks ago. Here;

https://free-seb.tumblr.com/post/164176699169/fyi-the-modelactress-tiffany-brouwer-was-there

This is the ‘incriminating’ picture, lol,(courtesy of thessromania blog)  that Tiffany posted a few days after the birthday.

The owner of the thessromania blog made this post after seeing her picture. Here;

https://thessromania.tumblr.com/post/164388927264/um-remember-when-i-said-i-hoped-s-got-fucked-on?is_highlighted_post=1

And now, I’m plagued with 20 asks about the same question.

Do I think that Seb is dating this girl?

No. I’m very skeptical because she seems to have a boyfriend

(https://www.instagram.com/p/BW-3OQUjxeJ/?taken-by=tiffanybrouwer)

and Sebastian has a lot of female friends. They are his friends, the fact that they have a vagina does not mean that he needs to have sex with all of his female friends.

Should he be fucking on this outdoor bed?

YES, YES AND YES

What was she trying to do by posting this picture?

Let’s narrow our options to 4:

1. It was an innocent post. The girl is unaware of the shit storm happening in the fandom.She was probably browsing her past week-end pics on her smartphone and thought that the bed picture would look cool on her IG story. (Probability: 85%)

2. She is aware of Seb’s fandom to some extent, is a socialite who want to grow the number of her instagram followers, want some publicity for herself by being friend with a Marvel actor. Thus she makes this post vaguely related to him to show that she has connections to people in the showbizz. (Probability: 14%)

3. She is totally aware of Seb’s crazy fandom and is trying to bait his fans into thinking that she is the new girlfriend of Sebastian. (Probability: 0.99%)

4. She is the new g/f of Seb. She is making a statement by posting this pic which says

“ I knows that my famous boyfriend would side eyed the hell out of me if I say it publicly but, yes, we are fucking.”(Probability: 0.01%)