#all of these are true

[thisvisionofmyspirit]

"sleep token has saved my life", "sleep token's music is the only thing that keeps me going" girl i wish. sleep token has made me embarrassingly horny. i have to take breaks from listening to them or looking at concert pics sometimes just because i start vibing a little too hard in public. if i don't listen to them at least a little bit every day i get in a bad mood. i am addicted to their music and when i put it on i hate being interrupted so much i get pissy. sleep token has ruined my life actually

[nemonclature]

I want armand to fuck the old man. I want young Daniel Armand rest as foreplay. I want to see loumand. I want loustat. I want Louis and Daniel to do it dirty. I don't want armands human polycule. I can't wait to see the Armand threesomes. I never want to see Marius and Armand together. I desperately need to see the trauma of Armand and Marius on screen. Lesmand is a terrible idea I don't want it. I hope we get an entire episode of hatesex.

[themournwatcher]

Ten Things About Me

Rules: Share 10 facts about yourself and tag 10 other blogs! I want to get to know my mutuals, and the people I follow a little bit :) The facts can be about anything!

I was tagged by @demandthedoodles and @idolsgf and @vahingoniloinenlapsi and so, being that I can never shut up about myself, I thought it would only be fitting if I got some things off of my chest while this is going around >:3

I am in the process of getting a kitten!! a week before the ginger furball shows up i may do a poll for votes on his name bc idk what i'm gonna call him yet lmao.

i am an english major! er well i am working on my english major. i'd love to pick up creative writing and medieval studies (all passions and areas of academic interest) so i'm always down to talk about those things :)

i eat weird things. like really weird. no i can't explain it yes it will happen again. latest victims: meat water and floor eggs.

i collect stuffed dragons i have like 4 and i need more i need ALL of them

i worked at chick-fil-a for three years during a period of my life that i lovingly refer to as "a hate crime against myself" and yes i have plenty of horror stories to share

i was obsessed with warrior cats as a kid and i can still remember plots vividly

i am obsessed with lord of the rings and i love tolkien's books and i've read the silmarillion in 3 days but i've actually never read the lotr trilogy. at this point i never might. i have just soaked up all knowledge of it like a sponge from others.

i once sold a man's acoustic guitar in a garage sale because he was mean to me lol

my favorite colors are pink and teal

there is a 600+ page case study about me and my psyche out there and i am under contract not to share any more details about it

tags: @beastofmoss @flashhwing @amatres @ocean-in-my-rebel-soul @becauseanders @oopsalltes @midnight-coffee94 if you've already been tagged feel free to ignore!

[beebisbeeble]

yes.

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[gamejoypod]

Amaury "Chocolate Guy" Guichon is undoubtedly an extremely skilled sculptor in chocolate but I think my favorite thing about a lot of his videos is the effort he puts into putting actual dessert food under the sculpture work

So many of his desserts & pastries have at least 5 layers of different textures & flavors. Fruit jams, caramel, cake, creams, mousse, cookies, meringue, crumb layers etc

That's what makes his work truly impressive to me, especially as someone who quickly got tired of the "knife that turns everything into cake" thing, where it was all basic chocolate cake buried under 13 layers of fondant

It takes amaury's work from an impressive stunt to "if I ate that, it would probably be the best thing I'd eat in my whole life"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[aesethewitch]

When I was a kid, we moved into a house that had a huge lilac tree out front. It was mostly rotten, and it needed to be taken down before it fell. It took a while, but eventually, it was gone.

Mostly. A couple years later, little lilac babies popped out of the ground in its place. My mom was determined to get rid of them, because she'd planted a beautiful flower garden there, and the lilac trees would overshadow and kill the whole garden. I insisted on saving at least a few saplings. She said fine, but I had to dig them out and put them in pots myself.

So, I did. I spent days digging little lilac bushes out of the ground and putting them into pots. Some couldn't be saved, but some could. When all was said and done, I had five brand-new lilac saplings. Seven or eight years old, and it was my absolute pride and joy.

Three died due to sun scorching, severe drought that no amount of watering could save, and perhaps just being moved from their place in the ground. But two survived, and I was awfully proud of them! I'd go out and talk to them every single day. I watered them by hand and made sure they were fertilized properly. I learned all about their favored environments, and I was determined to make sure they lived.

One of my mom's friends saw what I was doing with the lilacs. She asked if she could have one to put in her backyard, and I agreed on the condition that she take very, very good care of it.

It's now fucking enormous. I'm talking ten feet tall and bursting with beautiful purple flowers every spring. My mom still gets updates each year as they start to bloom, which she forwards to me. And all I can think is, "That's my friend! Thriving some twenty years on, there it is."

The other tree nearly died, too. It lived in a pot for far, far too long. I wanted to plant it somewhere in my parents' yard, but my mom was reluctant. Eventually, we agreed to put it in the far back garden. It grew okay for many years, despite the shade, but in all these years, it's never bloomed.

Last year, the massive tree casting massive shadows over the lilac and the garden cracked in half and fell. It tumbled into the garden, crushing part of the nearby shed and destroying a few plants beneath it.

It missed my lilac by inches.

The clean-up is long done. The rest of the tree has been cut down, and my lilac has full sunlight for the first time in fifteen years. It won't bloom this year, I know. But it's got new shoots up. It's taller than ever. I spent half an hour a few weeks ago praising it for surviving all this time, dreaming about its future and telling it how I believe it'll become the tall beauty it's always been meant to be.

I think next year, I'll see flowers.

[cracklewink]

My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol

[targs-on-zorses]

@barbieaemond @just-some-random-blogger

Gwayne Hightower + tumblr posts that are definitely about him original posts: x, x, x, x, x, x + posts about Aegon II Targaryen (1), (2) / posts about Aemond Targaryen (1), (2)

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

[a-cryptid-called-magetha]

so my irls know me very well i guess

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[samthecookielord]

The diagnosis, according to the notes:

Feral creature

Autism

Woman

Stairs too got damn steep for him tiny body

Autism

why did he start climbing the stairs???