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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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People: Hey, Witcher, will you help us with this fucked-up situation?
Geralt: That is a fucked-up situation indeed. Would you consider applying some ethics?
People: No.
Geralt: :(
People: Anyway, Witchers are emotionless monsters.
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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being south italian is a constant game of “he loves me, he loves me not” but with “I love my home, I hate my home”
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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enough himbo talk we’re calling men whores now
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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the reduction of “mental illness” to just moderate anxiety and depression really fucking pisses me off. any discussion at a workplace, school, university, doctors office, on the radio, on TV, in the news on “mental illness” is always just a discussion on anxiety and depression. all the awareness on social media for “mental illness” is always just for anxiety and depression.
I’d like to think this is because they are the most common forms of mental illness (though it has to be said anxiety and depression in themselves are umbrella terms, there are lots of different anxiety and depressive disorders), but I’ve got to say I’m noticing a theme in symptoms of mental illness that people can tolerate. even the more severe symptoms of anxiety and depression are simply not discussed, our own fault or are just excuses of some kind.
schizophrenics, bipolars, borderlines, people w/ DID etc. for some reason are in a seperate category than depressives and anxiety sufferers. there’s mental health issues and then there’s us crazy people. they dehumanise us and turn us into serial killers, bad parents, abusive husbands, cheaters and manipulators in their books and TV shows. if they can’t make our symptoms look romantic and easily fixed, they don’t want anything to do with us. we’re only useful for a good plot point, and in real life no one wants to talk about us. we’re here too, and there’s nothing to be gained by leaving us out of the discussion
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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Anger from trauma is normal. You don't have to forgive the people who have broken your trust in horrible ways. Just don't take it out on yourself, it wasn't and will never be your fault.
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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remember when into the spiderverse first came out and people were itching for two dudes to ship so bad that they just had to ship the nic cage spiderman with a pig
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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stand ability but all it does is tell you how many hate anons you’ll get after reblogging a selected post
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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Money-saving tips adapted for people w/ ADHD:
1. Convince yourself that the future is Real and numbers have meaning
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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boy: Its like we finish each others sentences
girl: .
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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I think it’s really important to talk about how different people have different power fantasies.
For example:
For some people, the idea of someone redeeming a villain is a power fantasy.
For other people, the idea of a villain being defeated is a power fantasy.
And for other people, the idea of a character owning their villainy is a power fantasy.
I would argue a lot of fandom conflicts re: villains come from people being unable to see that their fantasies, which put them in control of a narrative (and all three of these are designed to give the author or reader control of the narrative in different ways) are someone else’s horror stories.
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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when u intentionally make a grammar/spelling mistake & someone corrects u
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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the opposite of nightcore isn't vaporwave its those videos where they take the chipmunks and pitch them down
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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Sweeney Todd: in my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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Christians girls r like "hm..i absolutely fucking despise anyone who isnt exactly like me or fits my narrow ideal of a person...obviously i should be a nurse or a teacher" and we just let them
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lordhighartificer · 5 years
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For everyone asking how a caucus works and what’s going on, here’s an explanation, and here are live updates on the Iowa caucus.
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